Frodo sees Mandii walking down the street eating ice cream. He charges her.

"Hey, pretty. This is a gift from me to me."

He knocks her knee out, hits her with a shining wizard, drops down gives her a quick head rub and locks the leg for a pin.

"Hey, you smell like cotton candy."

The ice cream lays on the concrete sadly melting away. Maybe Soupcan will eat it.

All My Wins!


Hank Lane
Ezekiel
Dimallisher
caliban
Levi Storm
Michael McBride
Mandii Rider
Mastermind/Jasmine
Matt Damon
Joey Hawkins
Mark Flynn
Maria Brink
Adam Cabana
Gary, of the Mafia Men
Vincent, of the Mafia Men
Randalf, of the Mafia Men
Zak Misery
Ariel Knight
He's not really a knight
More like a walking vagina.
Michael McBride, again.
Vinnie Lane
Mastermind, again
Gator
Ezekiel, again.
Ghost Tank
Aerial Knight, twice.
Justin Sane
Jack. TP Mummy!
Steve Kesslar.
Woe
Joey Hawkins. I'm done with that bitch.
Ferrari Punk. Told ya.
Caroline O'Hara Burchill
Ally Callaway
Lane, again. That's three lanes on my list.
Ruben Mitchell. Pussy.
Shane
raYne
Goat faced bitch
CM Punk, the dickless pussy

Kick out!

I kick Frodo off before pulling his head down and forcing it into the melting ice cream.

And now so do you. My god same pathetic attempt after same pathetic attempt.

I pulled Frodos head up and the cone from the ice cream seemed to have gotten stuck on his nose. I rolled my eyes and sent his head into ground again before walking away.