Dear Gilly Willy,

We met once, several months ago when I was still inside my dad Maverick and you were still attached to a fat guy. We touched a few times, and I feel like we made a real connection.

I'm going to wait here for you, because I know we are in love.

Don't keep me waiting!



- Mav Poo

"HOW THE HELL DO YOU EVEN EXIST?! Fuck, I need to flush you down the toilet where you belong."

Hi Dad!!!

(09-03-2015, 02:59 PM)Mavericks Shit Said: Hi Dad!!!

"Fuck you."

Ha, so that was Blöds effect on you Maverick? It imbued magical qualities that vary from person to person. Sentient poo is a new one though.

Hi Bjorn!!!

I could tell by the way Daddy contracted when he saw you that he wanted to get some of me on your wiener.

Maverick facepalms, hard, before shouting through his hands in a muffled voice--

"Somebody get a motherfucking toilet in here."

Although is bottom is tender and smooth, it his lack of breast that is a strong deterrent for me.

Ok, remind me who you are? I've been in Mexican Jail. Met a lot of Shit in there. You Shitzy?

You don't remember our moment? The love we shared?

So I just have to sit across this room and feel all of this pain alone? Just waste away until I finally decide to end it all and swallow what's left of the pills?

Is this my life? Is this all I get? Is this how it ends?

Nah, babe. I just can't remember your name. Or who you are, or when we hooked up. I did just get out of Mexican Jail. Ever had Jailhouse Tequila before?

There are better ways little nugget, I could blend you into a nice chocolate frappe and give it your father, so you may return home.

I'm shit. Literal shit. I'm worthless and disgusting and basically rejection incarnate.

All I want to do is find true love, and I thought I had when you came to me.

Now... I don't know. I feel like I'm just a fool and that I'll never feel happiness.

Maybe I don't deserve to.

Come on, don't be like that. I just am having trouble remembering things. Help me out, kid.

I lived in Maverick's asshole until earlier today.

(09-03-2015, 07:19 PM)Mavericks Shit Said: I'm shit. Literal shit. I'm worthless and disgusting and basically rejection incarnate.

"Yes, yes you are. Now kill yourself."

(09-03-2015, 07:28 PM)Mavericks Shit Said: I lived in Maverick's asshole until earlier today.

When did we meet? What was it like? Describe it for me? Did I throw up on you? I do that a lot. Did I call out the name Feder? I do that a lot as well.

It was the most serendipitous moment of my entire life. I thought I was dreaming, but I was awake and you were there.

An angel.

Wait, Truckstop outside of LA?! I remember you. This was when I was with Rose, I remember because Peter put me back in that manbeast after. He didn't even wash me after our tryst. It was special. I'm sorry, babe.

I remember... you smelled like cheap deodorant and anti-fungal powder. I was full of corn.

When you shot your load into my coils, I tried to absorb it and make it one with me.

(09-03-2015, 07:52 PM)Mavericks Shit Said: I remember... you smelled like cheap deodorant and anti-fungal powder. I was full of corn.

When you shot your load into my coils, I tried to absorb it and make it one with me.

". . . What the fuuuuck?"

(09-03-2015, 07:52 PM)Mavericks Shit Said: I remember... you smelled like cheap deodorant and anti-fungal powder. I was full of corn.

When you shot your load into my coils, I tried to absorb it and make it one with me.

You were the best piece of Corn I ever saw. For like three weeks after I kept begging Peter to let us meet again. But he was busy trying to put me inside of his mom.

Justice Drake is walking by the weird reunion with a huge fish scooper. He signals to Maverick and says:

What the fuck is going on here? Maverick l heard you needed a toliet so l found one and brought it to you. It's just in that room over there.

Justice points to a room right across from the one he is in. He hands the scooper to Maverick.

Here take this and destroy it. This reunion is too weird for anyone to handle. Except for Dick of Gilmour, your shit and Bjorn. Anyway flush that shit away.

TBX 4 LIFE

Justice, if you even think of coming between me, a piece of fetid poop from Maverick's anal cavity, and my one true love, the penis of Peter Gilmour... I will fucking end you.

You do NOT want to make me angry.

You'll be the first wrestler to ever lose to a turd.

No, I'm pretty sure anyone who lost to Maverick lost to a turd.

See he is talking crap, pardon the pun, about your own father. Maybe you guys aren't meant for each other. Does Maverick approve of this relationship?

Justice stops talking for a minute. He looks at Maverick's turd.

Why the fuck am l talking to a piece of shit? Why am l having a conversation with myself? Fuck, l'm going insane!

TBX 4 LIFE

(09-03-2015, 08:12 PM)Justice Drake Said: Why the fuck am l talking to a piece of shit? Why am l having a conversation with myself? Fuck, l'm going insane!

You're a piece of shit too?!?!!?


Whose ass did you come out of? Was it that Thunderbolt guy???

That remark just cost you your teeth. Two weeks after War Games, you and I, winner takes a rectal pudding bath whilst singing the diddy from Joe Dirt. What say you Drake.

[/color]Who the fuck is this Thunderbolt guy? I keep getting compared to him for some strange reason. Also, l am a human. I came from my mother. So did my brother Dustin. Look, if you take this reunion to a hotel room or somewhere more private, l'll let you two do whatever the fuck you want. Man, l have to stop being insane!

TBX 4 LIFE

What did l say to anger you, Bjorn? All l said was that l am insane. As for your challenge, l will have to think about it and go over the match with my medical and legal teams.

TBX 4 LIFE

No one invited you anyway!!!!!



DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADD!!!!!!!



Is Justice Drake one of those everyone talks about?

A I am certain, as far as being talked about, not even a whisper of him. He just toots his own horn, to bad its too small to be heard.

Frodo are you my mother? Daddy told me someone spit something down his throat that eventually turned into me. Like a momma bird.

He said it tasted like . Buttttt, he also said he never put me on a title, and definitely did... so is my daddy a bad man? A liar?

Has my whole existence just been a joke to him?

Why don't he want me, man?

Gator... Gator... I remember my dad saying him and some other little guy pooped on him once, and some got in his mouth.

Maybe you're right?

"I...I have seen some things since being signed to the Ex-Dubbayew-Eff. However, what the fuck?! Seriously, what the fuck!? The captain of the team I'm on's shit is actually able to talk? And then there's Gilly's dick. Gilly's dick comes first, mostly because Peter is an asshole, so he always comes first, in ten seconds or less.

Seriously, what the fuck is going on!? I'm with Justice on this. Am I going insane!?"

:PF 17 31707 1:
Frodo doesn't know how to English; he probably thinks he just asked you what time it is. What about you, Lux? Do you know how to English?

I know how to English.

ass cockblowers!

:PF 17 31707 1:
Wow what a couple of .

:PF 17 31707 1:
Kind of fucking weird you see what I did as an attempt at harassment. I saw some faggotry going on and I said something nice even though I could have called the police. Would me breaking your jaw and shattering both of your cheek bones be harassment too? Poor fuckin' baby.

Fucking ; and don't act like you know anything about my fucking pills! I haven't needed a pill in over 62 years, you stool pushing chipmunk!

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Bullshit, I never said such a thing you ass liar!