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Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Miss Maverick's C. Diff Shit - 09-03-2015
Dear Gilly Willy,
We met once, several months ago when I was still inside my dad Maverick and you were still attached to a fat guy. We touched a few times, and I feel like we made a real connection.
I'm going to wait here for you, because I know we are in love.
Don't keep me waiting!
- Mav Poo
re:Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Maverick - 09-03-2015
"HOW THE HELL DO YOU EVEN EXIST?! Fuck, I need to flush you down the toilet where you belong."
re:Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Miss Maverick's C. Diff Shit - 09-03-2015
Hi Dad!!!
re:Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Maverick - 09-03-2015
(09-03-2015, 02:59 PM)Mavericks Shit Said: Hi Dad!!!
"Fuck you."
re:Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Bjorn Felhammen - 09-03-2015
Ha, so that was Blöds effect on you Maverick? It imbued magical qualities that vary from person to person. Sentient poo is a new one though.
re:Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Miss Maverick's C. Diff Shit - 09-03-2015
Hi Bjorn!!!
I could tell by the way Daddy contracted when he saw you that he wanted to get some of me on your wiener.
re:Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Maverick - 09-03-2015
Maverick facepalms, hard, before shouting through his hands in a muffled voice--
"Somebody get a motherfucking toilet in here."
re:Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Bjorn Felhammen - 09-03-2015
Although is bottom is tender and smooth, it his lack of breast that is a strong deterrent for me.
re:Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Dick of Peter Gilmour - 09-03-2015
Ok, remind me who you are? I've been in Mexican Jail. Met a lot of Shit in there. You Shitzy?
re:Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Miss Maverick's C. Diff Shit - 09-03-2015
You don't remember our moment? The love we shared?
So I just have to sit across this room and feel all of this pain alone? Just waste away until I finally decide to end it all and swallow what's left of the pills?
Is this my life? Is this all I get? Is this how it ends?
re:Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Dick of Peter Gilmour - 09-03-2015
Nah, babe. I just can't remember your name. Or who you are, or when we hooked up. I did just get out of Mexican Jail. Ever had Jailhouse Tequila before?
re:Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Bjorn Felhammen - 09-03-2015
There are better ways little nugget, I could blend you into a nice chocolate frappe and give it your father, so you may return home.
re:Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Miss Maverick's C. Diff Shit - 09-03-2015
I'm shit. Literal shit. I'm worthless and disgusting and basically rejection incarnate.
All I want to do is find true love, and I thought I had when you came to me.
Now... I don't know. I feel like I'm just a fool and that I'll never feel happiness.
Maybe I don't deserve to.
re:Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Dick of Peter Gilmour - 09-03-2015
Come on, don't be like that. I just am having trouble remembering things. Help me out, kid.
re:Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Miss Maverick's C. Diff Shit - 09-03-2015
I lived in Maverick's asshole until earlier today.
re:Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Maverick - 09-03-2015
(09-03-2015, 07:19 PM)Mavericks Shit Said: I'm shit. Literal shit. I'm worthless and disgusting and basically rejection incarnate.
"Yes, yes you are. Now kill yourself."
re:Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Dick of Peter Gilmour - 09-03-2015
(09-03-2015, 07:28 PM)Mavericks Shit Said: I lived in Maverick's asshole until earlier today.
When did we meet? What was it like? Describe it for me? Did I throw up on you? I do that a lot. Did I call out the name Feder? I do that a lot as well.
re:Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Miss Maverick's C. Diff Shit - 09-03-2015
It was the most serendipitous moment of my entire life. I thought I was dreaming, but I was awake and you were there.
An angel.
re:Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Dick of Peter Gilmour - 09-03-2015
Wait, Truckstop outside of LA?! I remember you. This was when I was with Rose, I remember because Peter put me back in that manbeast after. He didn't even wash me after our tryst. It was special. I'm sorry, babe.
re:Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Miss Maverick's C. Diff Shit - 09-03-2015
I remember... you smelled like cheap deodorant and anti-fungal powder. I was full of corn.
When you shot your load into my coils, I tried to absorb it and make it one with me.
re:Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Maverick - 09-03-2015
(09-03-2015, 07:52 PM)Mavericks Shit Said: I remember... you smelled like cheap deodorant and anti-fungal powder. I was full of corn.
When you shot your load into my coils, I tried to absorb it and make it one with me.
". . . What the fuuuuck?"
re:Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Dick of Peter Gilmour - 09-03-2015
(09-03-2015, 07:52 PM)Mavericks Shit Said: I remember... you smelled like cheap deodorant and anti-fungal powder. I was full of corn.
When you shot your load into my coils, I tried to absorb it and make it one with me.
You were the best piece of Corn I ever saw. For like three weeks after I kept begging Peter to let us meet again. But he was busy trying to put me inside of his mom.
re:Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Justice Drake - 09-03-2015
Justice Drake is walking by the weird reunion with a huge fish scooper. He signals to Maverick and says:
What the fuck is going on here? Maverick l heard you needed a toliet so l found one and brought it to you. It's just in that room over there.
Justice points to a room right across from the one he is in. He hands the scooper to Maverick.
Here take this and destroy it. This reunion is too weird for anyone to handle. Except for Dick of Gilmour, your shit and Bjorn. Anyway flush that shit away.
re:Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Miss Maverick's C. Diff Shit - 09-03-2015
Justice, if you even think of coming between me, a piece of fetid poop from Maverick's anal cavity, and my one true love, the penis of Peter Gilmour... I will fucking end you.
You do NOT want to make me angry.
You'll be the first wrestler to ever lose to a turd.
re:Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Dick of Peter Gilmour - 09-03-2015
No, I'm pretty sure anyone who lost to Maverick lost to a turd.
re:Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Justice Drake - 09-03-2015
See he is talking crap, pardon the pun, about your own father. Maybe you guys aren't meant for each other. Does Maverick approve of this relationship?
Justice stops talking for a minute. He looks at Maverick's turd.
Why the fuck am l talking to a piece of shit? Why am l having a conversation with myself? Fuck, l'm going insane!
re:Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Miss Maverick's C. Diff Shit - 09-03-2015
(09-03-2015, 08:12 PM)Justice Drake Said: Why the fuck am l talking to a piece of shit? Why am l having a conversation with myself? Fuck, l'm going insane!
You're a piece of shit too?!?!!?
Whose ass did you come out of? Was it that Thunderbolt guy???
re:Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Bjorn Felhammen - 09-03-2015
That remark just cost you your teeth. Two weeks after War Games, you and I, winner takes a rectal pudding bath whilst singing the diddy from Joe Dirt. What say you Drake.
re:Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Justice Drake - 09-03-2015
[/color]Who the fuck is this Thunderbolt guy? I keep getting compared to him for some strange reason. Also, l am a human. I came from my mother. So did my brother Dustin. Look, if you take this reunion to a hotel room or somewhere more private, l'll let you two do whatever the fuck you want. Man, l have to stop being insane!
re:Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Justice Drake - 09-03-2015
What did l say to anger you, Bjorn? All l said was that l am insane. As for your challenge, l will have to think about it and go over the match with my medical and legal teams.
re:Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Miss Maverick's C. Diff Shit - 09-03-2015
No one invited you anyway!!!!!
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADD!!!!!!!
Is Justice Drake one of those
everyone talks about?
re:Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Bjorn Felhammen - 09-03-2015
A
I am certain, as far as being talked about, not even a whisper of him. He just toots his own horn, to bad its too small to be heard.
re:Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 09-03-2015
"I take a break. I sleep, I fuck my wife. My wife fucks my asshole. I'm vaguely interested in doing nothing of interest, and then come here to check on things. And this is what I have to see? Some fucking horror show in front of my eyes. Jesus Christ. There are goddamn kids present. Seriously. Fucking kids. Guys, even I'm telling you that this is too much. I'm going to go back to my car, and call whoever I need to call to keep this shit from ever appearing on TV again. Holy fuck, it's that bad.
Seriously, who let Thunderbolt back in here? And why is he wearing a Drew Archyle mask? And who the fuck even wants to be Drew Archyle? Jesus, you're fucking lame kid. Kill yourself."
re:Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Miss Maverick's C. Diff Shit - 09-03-2015
Frodo are you my mother? Daddy told me someone spit something down his throat that eventually turned into me. Like a momma bird.
re:Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 09-03-2015
"No. Just no. I wouldn't touch Maverick if he was offering me $20B just to shake his hand."
re:Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Miss Maverick's C. Diff Shit - 09-03-2015
He said it tasted like
. Buttttt, he also said he never put me on a title, and definitely did... so is my daddy a bad man? A liar?Has my whole existence just been a joke to him?
Why don't he want me, man?
re:Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 09-03-2015
[lightblue][b]"Your mommy is Thunderbolt, or Gator. Not sure which. But, either way, most definitely a
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re:Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Miss Maverick's C. Diff Shit - 09-03-2015
Gator... Gator... I remember my dad saying him and some other little guy pooped on him once, and some got in his mouth.
Maybe you're right?
re:Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Mr. Oz - 09-03-2015
"I...I have seen some things since being signed to the Ex-Dubbayew-Eff. However, what the fuck?! Seriously, what the fuck!? The captain of the team I'm on's shit is actually able to talk? And then there's Gilly's dick. Gilly's dick comes first, mostly because Peter is an asshole, so he always comes first, in ten seconds or less.
Seriously, what the fuck is going on!? I'm with Justice on this. Am I going insane!?"
re:Desperately Seeking Dick of Gilly - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 09-03-2015
"Hahaha. I remember that. It was some dude pretending to be me. It was some one eyed Brit named Simon. Suck a dick."