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**09-02-2015, 07:31 PM**

Pest: The Pest made the inquiry, yes. But the answer provided was that you might be Un. Which means, Maverick still has no testicles.

Bjorn Felhammen · **09-02-2015, 07:34 PM**

Maverick is an Eunuch. Speak of an Ace in the hole, and only an ace.

Mr Killjoy · **09-02-2015, 10:45 PM**

(09-02-2015, 09:50 PM)Austin Fernando Said: "Alright Trax, just something to think about...

"Rebbeca and Mister Kaleidoscope for Austin Fernando.

"I'll give you 10K on top if you make it happen, and the same amount will go to Eli for agreeing to it.

"What do you say?"

If Eli is willing to take just one those, and instead of you giving me 10k I'll give him 10k, then deal

Mr Killjoy · **09-02-2015, 11:01 PM**

(09-02-2015, 05:00 PM)Goddess Sitre Renenet VIII Said: ~Her back to the camera, only her long dark hair in view~ "Trax, Robbie, Frodo, Mike, Dean."

"Five names responsible for what happened to me Monday night. Not all of them are present for these War Games; among the conspicuously absent names would of course be Dean Moxley MocGovern, who will one day very soon pay the highest price for that disgusting maneuver he performed on me. That's not even half the story, though. Most notable is the fact that I was a first round draft choice for one of those offending names: Trax."

"I'll tell you right now," ~a long, eerily silent pause~ "If I impressed you with my skills as a guest enforcer for your tag team match a couple weeks backâ€¦ you're going to love having me as an official team mate." ~instant cut to blackness~

You know what Ms. Renenet, you're right, what happened to you Monday was disgusting and immoral, I mean, its not like you've EVER been involved in a mob attack since you've been here right.

Rolls eyes.

Hey... I just used sarcasm while knowing I was using sarcasm AND said your last name right, can I have a cookie? Or do you think Giuseppe Jones has devoured all the ones within a 50 mile radius already?

As for why I picked you, I have my reasons, and probably NOT the reasons you think either, but that I'll touch upon in a promo for War Games, which I hope you will indeed be ready for.

Steve "KingSlayer" Davids · **09-03-2015, 01:09 AM**

If we get Austin Fernando I'll trade ALL of my xbox to Eli on top of that... Just a thought!

Mr Killjoy · **09-03-2015, 01:29 AM**

Eli? 60k (10 from both me and fern and all of Steves Xbux as he has said) and your choice of either Lewis or Mr. K, or both but no Xbux, for Fern, final offer.

Great Buzzard Eli James IV · **09-03-2015, 05:23 AM**

"Traxx, if ya want Austin.. here is the deal.

Give me your briefcase and take the rest of my team."

**09-03-2015, 05:33 AM**

Eli, 100k to say no.

Mr Killjoy · **09-03-2015, 05:37 AM**

(09-03-2015, 05:23 AM)Great Buzzard Eli James IV Said: "Traxx, if ya want Austin.. here is the deal.

Give me your briefcase and take the rest of my team."

My briefcase isn't up for negotiation, Xbux payment or team member exchange only.

Pest, go be your namesake somewhere else, don't let me catch you trying to get involved in my business again.

Great Buzzard Eli James IV · **09-03-2015, 05:39 AM**

"Ya know what... if you want Austin, you have to take the rest of my team too except me."

Mr Killjoy · **09-03-2015, 05:45 AM**

(09-03-2015, 05:39 AM)Great Buzzard Eli James IV Said: "Ya know what... if you want Austin, you have to take the rest of my team too except me."

I'll pass.

Great Buzzard Eli James IV · **09-03-2015, 05:50 AM**

"So you're telling me the guy you want on your team.. you won't take even with extra people that can't even hurt your chances at winning?

How about this...

Your team with everyone on my team EXCEPT the mystery, and I'll pick two more guys... and we face off."

Mr Killjoy · **09-03-2015, 05:55 AM**

(09-03-2015, 05:50 AM)Great Buzzard Eli James IV Said: "So you're telling me the guy you want on your team.. you won't take even with extra people that can't even hurt your chances at winning?

How about this...

Your team with everyone on my team EXCEPT the mystery, and I'll pick two more guys... and we face off."

Riddle-Speaker, what are you up to? Its clearly something, so you're going to give me Fern, Roman and Scully, and you pick two more guys...and we face off...making it four vs eight? Really? Have I understood what you're saying? Thats suicide. Whats the catch?

Great Buzzard Eli James IV · **09-03-2015, 06:00 AM**

"That's what I'm sayin'. There is no catch or secrecy. It's all in good fun."

Mr Killjoy · **09-03-2015, 06:07 AM**

I don't really fancy carrying SEVEN people in a match, keep Roman or Scully, I'll let you decide, then I take the one you don't want and Fern off your hands.

Mr Killjoy · **09-03-2015, 07:30 AM**

(09-03-2015, 07:25 AM)Lux Lyden Said: "Wait. Do I get a say in that trade for me, cause I'm not against leaving the Braves... eh, Team Perfection, in exchange for Mr. Incest ~~'The Real Life Jamie Lannister'~~. Come on Trax, you know you don't want the guy who wishes he had a sister to procreate with and Maverick, you know you think Davids' beard is cool. Lets make this happen guys!"

I already made that offer, Maverick said no deal, understandable ...he's more than likely relying on you to get the win for his team.

Bjorn Felhammen · **09-03-2015, 08:05 AM**

As I sit here, listening and watching all this commotion, hoping to acquire and extra sword for battle. I scoff at the futility. What you all have to realise is that I have nothing but time to roam through the annals of XWF history to learn, and absorb every ounce, every morsel of knowledge of how to defeat each and everyone of you and secure a win for Victory Forever II: The Sequel So Badass, It'll Tear the Skin From Your Scrotum and Wear It as an Eyepatch. And what really gea me giddy is that you all have nothing on me to prepare for what I am bringing to the dinner table. But please, do go on. Spicy McHaggis and I are enjoying every bit of this theatre.

Mr Killjoy · **09-03-2015, 09:09 AM**

Eli I accept your earlier deal, maverick I'll trade you any four people on my now 8 man team except for sitre and fern for lux

Steve "KingSlayer" Davids · **09-03-2015, 09:35 AM**

Trax, what the fuck man?! I put my xbux into making it so me you and Fern can team up and you try offloading me to the shittest team going. Well forget about it... Take four others Maverick, I'm not fighting for someone I don't believe in. I may not believe in Trax anymore but I believe that Davids & Fern together is an unstoppable force.

Great Buzzard Eli James IV · **09-03-2015, 09:38 AM**

I accept

Bjorn Felhammen · **09-03-2015, 09:47 AM**

Why not come and align yourself Davids, with a team that house not 1 but 2 victors of last years War Games, Reverend Plague and our embroiled Captain Morbid Angel.

Mr Killjoy · **09-03-2015, 10:16 AM**

ooc:Wait your right my bad, I'm 100% keeping davids fern and sitre but mav I'll trade everyone else for Lux final offer

Rebecca Lewis · **09-03-2015, 10:18 AM**

Interesting turn of events

Bjorn Felhammen · **09-03-2015, 10:22 AM**

I've got something to turn Rebecca.

He hands her a fishing pole.

Fancy a trip to the river?

Rebecca Lewis · **09-03-2015, 10:26 AM**

"Not really a big fan of fishing. I always get bored."

Bjorn Felhammen · **09-03-2015, 10:29 AM**

More alligator gar for me then.

Rebecca Lewis · **09-03-2015, 10:31 AM**

I'm Sorry "Sad Face"

Bjorn Felhammen · **09-03-2015, 10:37 AM**

Don't be sad, it isn't raining. And welcome to the battle Ghost Tank.

Maverick · **09-03-2015, 10:37 AM**

(09-03-2015, 10:16 AM)"Mr FN Dominance Said: ooc:Wait your right my bad, I'm 100% keeping davids fern and sitre but mav I'll trade everyone else for Lux final offer

Give me your briefcase and I'll kick you 20K alongside Lux, and you can keep one more of your teammates.

**Vincent Lane** · **09-03-2015, 10:43 AM**

He's not giving up his case, moron. It's the only shot he's got. Then again, the same would apply to you.

Miss Maverick's C. Diff Shit · **09-03-2015, 12:01 PM**

Someone trade for me.

Maverick · **09-03-2015, 12:03 PM**

(09-03-2015, 12:01 PM)Mavericks Shit Said: Someone trade for me.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?!"

Mr. Oz · **09-03-2015, 12:04 PM**

Ghost Tank yawns on his large couch, seeing Maverick choose him,

"So I'm on Team Bullshit. Greeeeaaaaaat... Any other captains want me? I'll give fifteen thousand XBux to whomsoever puts me on their team. Or hell, if you want something to your house or apartment, maybe you want a seventy inch plasma wide screen t.v.installed with Netflix. Either way. You get whatever your heart desires, and you get someone who will wreck the fuck out of your opponents."

Miss Maverick's C. Diff Shit · **09-03-2015, 12:05 PM**

(09-03-2015, 12:03 PM)Maverick Said:
(09-03-2015, 12:01 PM)Mavericks Shit Said: Someone trade for me.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?!"

It's me, papa! I'm here to take my spot as the REAL Hart Champion!

Maverick · **09-03-2015, 12:10 PM**

(09-03-2015, 12:04 PM)Ghost Tank Said: Ghost Tank yawns on his large couch, seeing Maverick choose him,

"So I'm on Team Bullshit. Greeeeaaaaaat... Any other captains want me? I'll give fifteen thousand XBux to whomsoever puts me on their team. Or hell, if you want something to your house or apartment, maybe you want a seventy inch plasma wide screen t.v.installed with Netflix. Either way. You get whatever your heart desires, and you get someone who will wreck the fuck out of your opponents."

"Fuck you. I gave you a chance to actually be someone more than a j0bber, but it seems you don't want that opportunity."

Maverick · **09-03-2015, 12:13 PM**

(09-03-2015, 12:05 PM)Mavericks Shit Said:
(09-03-2015, 12:03 PM)Maverick Said:
(09-03-2015, 12:01 PM)Mavericks Shit Said: Someone trade for me.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?!"

It's me, papa! I'm here to take my spot as the REAL Hart Champion!

Maverick's left eye begins to twitch ever so slightly, until he furiously stomps out of the room, shouting at the top of his lungs--

"I'M DONE! WHO THE FUCK GOT A TURD OF MINE AND SLAPPED SOME VOICE BOX ON IT?!"

**09-03-2015, 12:14 PM**

Ooc: I didn't make this character, but I love it.

Maverick · **09-03-2015, 12:17 PM**

OOC: ;~;

lol, I'm actually loving this character too.

Mr. Oz · **09-03-2015, 12:20 PM**

(09-03-2015, 12:10 PM)Maverick Said: "Fuck you. I gave you a chance to actually be someone more than a j0bber, but it seems you don't want that opportunity."

Ghost Tank laughs hard, laughs for a couple of minutes straight before starting to snicker, then it tapers off into him just grinning wide as he spoke,

"Give me a chance? GIVE ME A CHANCE?! Do you know what is going to happen at this year's War Games? Because I do. I am going to do exactly as I did last year, and STEAMROLL THE FUCK OUT OF MY OPPONENTS! They can claw, kick, bite, headbutt, or punch me all they want, but Death will break his opponents like the ants they are! Watch last year's War Games and see what happens! You gave me nothing. I bleed until my body gives out, but until that happens, consider me the wrecker of your shit. Figuratively, because I do not want to fight one of your animated piles of shit touching me."

Maverick · **09-03-2015, 12:25 PM**

(09-03-2015, 12:20 PM)Ghost Tank Said:
(09-03-2015, 12:10 PM)Maverick Said: "Fuck you. I gave you a chance to actually be someone more than a j0bber, but it seems you don't want that opportunity."

Ghost Tank laughs hard, laughs for a couple of minutes straight before starting to snicker, then it tapers off into him just grinning wide as he spoke,

"Figuratively, because I do not want to fight one of your animated piles of shit touching me."

"Yeah, don't ask me about that myself. I have no idea what the fuck is going on with that."

"Anyway, I WAS THE ONE WHO GAVE YOU A CHANCE. What did the other captains do? Skipped over you. What about Eli James, the same person who drafted you as well? Nope, skipped over you. With Oni taken out of the draft for being too much of a horny slut, I looked at you, and I saw you were the only semi- good pick left. Thus, I drafted you."

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