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**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **09-02-2015, 03:44 PM**

Alright, just like in the past it's time for the TRADE ROUND!

Captains can negotiate using ANY means they like. XBux... OOC favors... IC favors... briefcases... titles... dick pics... or even trading MULTIPLE names for ONE name. EVERYTHING is open to be traded this year. We want to see how low or how creative you'll really go in order to get what/who you want.

You heard right! For the first time ever, we will allow the possibility of teams having MORE or LESS than 5 if there is an uneven trade agreed upon by two captains! Let's say Captain A has three names he is willing to trade for one big name that Captain B has. WE WILL ALLOW IT if both of the captains agree! What if Captain C has an object that Captain D wants? They can trade the object for a member! This could make for some very strange situations, but we like that kind of thing.

The negotiations MUST be public in this thread. No negotiating privately, or if you DO negotiate privately, the full agreement must be disclosed in this thread when the captains involved have come to an agreement.

Draftees have the right to request to be traded too, but only captains can confirm and execute a trade with another willing captain. Captains have final say.

We'll leave this going for a day or so just to see what happens.

And... go! Everyone is welcome to reply and keep this interesting.

**Vincent Lane** · **09-02-2015, 03:49 PM**

Not a chance. My team is fucking perfect and we're going to dominate at War Games.

Mr Killjoy · **09-02-2015, 03:55 PM**

Only trades I'm willing to do is trade Davids for Lux, I mean he IS my tag team partner after all, might be able to convince me to throw in Mr. K or Lewis too for that trade, or I'll trade either Mr. K or Lewis for Mystery Partner number one, got a good feeling about that one.

**09-02-2015, 03:55 PM**

Lane, 200k to trade Feder and Gilly for justice and tank.

**Vincent Lane** · **09-02-2015, 03:56 PM**

Die in a fire, Pest.

Justice Drake · **09-02-2015, 04:03 PM**

Come on Vinnie, accept that deal

**09-02-2015, 04:04 PM**

I'm being ooc. Seriously, I'll give you two hundred k.

**Vincent Lane** · **09-02-2015, 04:06 PM**

No.

**09-02-2015, 04:07 PM**

1 mil?

Justice Drake · **09-02-2015, 04:08 PM**

It's a good deal Vinnie. Accept it!

**09-02-2015, 04:09 PM**

Just kidding.

Mr Killjoy · **09-02-2015, 04:14 PM**

I'll trade my whole team for Justice Drake.

Justice Drake · **09-02-2015, 04:17 PM**

Nice sarcasm, Trax. It would be wise to trade something or someone for me though.

Mr Killjoy · **09-02-2015, 04:23 PM**

(09-02-2015, 04:17 PM)Justice Drake Said: Nice sarcasm, Trax. It would be wise to trade something or someone for me though.

ha.

(09-02-2015, 04:17 PM)Justice Drake Said: It would be wise to trade something or someone for me though.

hahaha

(09-02-2015, 04:17 PM)Justice Drake Said: wise to trade something or someone for me.

Hahahahahahahaha

(09-02-2015, 04:17 PM)Justice Drake Said: trade something or someone for me

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Oh shit you're serious.

Justice Drake · **09-02-2015, 04:24 PM**

Your damn right l'm serious!

Mr Killjoy · **09-02-2015, 04:38 PM**

Wipes a tear from his eye.

Ah shit, I haven't laughed that hard since I last watched Babershop, sorry... its a resounding "Hell fucking No" from me. Try getting into Mavericks team, you can help him beat off his opponents one by one, for justice! Hopefully in that scenario though my team isn't the opposing team, Vinnie wouldn't mind though I mean he's already had a mans hand on his cock this week.

Zane Kingsley III · **09-02-2015, 04:43 PM**

(09-02-2015, 04:17 PM)Justice Drake Said: Nice sarcasm, Trax. It would be wise to trade something or someone for me though.

Justice Drake · **09-02-2015, 04:46 PM**

Shut the fuck up Zane.

**09-02-2015, 04:47 PM**

(09-02-2015, 04:17 PM)Justice Drake Said: Nice sarcasm, Trax. It would be wise to trade something or someone for me though.

"Shut the fuck up. No one wants you. Deal with it. Hell you can't even be in your match on Warfare. Pussy. Get the fuck out of here."

Rebecca Lewis · **09-02-2015, 04:49 PM**

Hold on it's that match on Warfare a title match?

Zane Kingsley III · **09-02-2015, 04:52 PM**

(09-02-2015, 04:46 PM)Justice Drake Said: Shut the fuck up Zane.

Justice Drake · **09-02-2015, 04:53 PM**

I can't be in that match on Warfare because l'm injuried!

Bjorn Felhammen · **09-02-2015, 04:59 PM**

How does it feel Drake to have a dipsomaniac picked and you being left on the sidelines? I bet it stings a bit.

~~Goddess Sitre Renenet VIII~~ · **09-02-2015, 05:00 PM**

~Her back to the camera, only her long dark hair in view~ "Trax, Robbie, Frodo, Mike, Dean."

"Five names responsible for what happened to me Monday night. Not all of them are present for these War Games; among the conspicuously absent names would of course be Dean Moxley MocGovern, who will one day very soon pay the highest price for that disgusting maneuver he performed on me. That's not even half the story, though. Most notable is the fact that I was a first round draft choice for one of those offending names: Trax."

"I'll tell you right now," ~a long, eerily silent pause~ "If I impressed you with my skills as a guest enforcer for your tag team match a couple weeks backâ€¦ you're going to love having me as an official team mate." ~instant cut to blackness~

Morbid Angel · **09-02-2015, 05:53 PM**

My team is good. Trade my left nut for a coke

Maverick · **09-02-2015, 05:56 PM**

"Trax, piss off with that trade. Team Perfection is staying whole, unless someone would like to offer me a very good deal. . ."

**Vincent Lane** · **09-02-2015, 05:59 PM**

ooc - that honestly wasn't that bad of a deal. you'd have gotten 2 for 1.

Bjorn Felhammen · **09-02-2015, 06:06 PM**

No need cap'n. Got a truck load of powdered merriment on route.

Maverick · **09-02-2015, 06:15 PM**

"Alright, new idea. Trax, 10K for Steve Davids."

Bjorn Felhammen · **09-02-2015, 06:15 PM**

OOC: I'm looking forward to working with all of you.

The Hired Gun · **09-02-2015, 07:09 PM**

As the number one pick and official assistant lord overseer of Team Victory Forever I've been authorized to let everybody know that Reverend Tholomew Plague can be had for the low LIZZZOW price of one, count em, ONE, bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos.

Bjorn Felhammen · **09-02-2015, 07:12 PM**

May I do what I will with him?

**09-02-2015, 07:15 PM**

Pest: The Pest will give you two bags if you set him on fire in the ring come War Games.

Maverick · **09-02-2015, 07:17 PM**

(09-02-2015, 07:15 PM)Pest Said: Pest: The Pest will give you two bags if you set him on fire in the ring come War Games.

"I'll give you three bags if you kill Pest should he show his face at War Games."

Bjorn Felhammen · **09-02-2015, 07:17 PM**

I was planning on dousing him in coke and dropping him in a pig pen.

The Hired Gun · **09-02-2015, 07:17 PM**

(09-02-2015, 07:12 PM)Bjorn Felhammen Said: May I do what I will with him?

That boy with the big ol dick knew that he had a kindred spirit in you, you like your men like I like my women, stupid and worthless. But to answer your question, yes, you are free to make mouth babies with him. God speed Mr. I can't pronounce your name, Admiral Appendage said GOD SPEED!

**09-02-2015, 07:19 PM**

(09-02-2015, 07:17 PM)Maverick Said:
(09-02-2015, 07:15 PM)Pest Said: Pest: The Pest will give you two bags if you set him on fire in the ring come War Games.

"I'll give you three bags if you kill Pest should he show his face at War Games."

Pest: Twenty Grand to Maverick if he ever actually grows a ballsack.

The Hired Gun · **09-02-2015, 07:19 PM**

(09-02-2015, 07:17 PM)Maverick Said:
(09-02-2015, 07:15 PM)Pest Said: Pest: The Pest will give you two bags if you set him on fire in the ring come War Games.

"I'll give you three bags if you kill Pest should he show his face at War Games."

GIZZZOD DIZZAMN! So many offers! THAT BOY WITH THE BIG OL DICK IS GON BE EATING GOOD COME WAR GAMES!

Bjorn Felhammen · **09-02-2015, 07:20 PM**

This pleases Spicy McHaggis.

Maverick · **09-02-2015, 07:29 PM**

(09-02-2015, 07:19 PM)Pest Said:
(09-02-2015, 07:17 PM)Maverick Said:
(09-02-2015, 07:15 PM)Pest Said: Pest: The Pest will give you two bags if you set him on fire in the ring come War Games.

"I'll give you three bags if you kill Pest should he show his face at War Games."

Pest: Twenty Grand to Maverick if he ever actually grows a ballsack.

(08-03-2015, 02:00 PM)Pest Said: Pest:Was that Un, or did you actually find balls? Hmmph. I will see you soon.

"I'll take that 20K, thanks."

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