So a little birdie, no not my dick , but a little humming birdie told me that there seems to be some kind of war going on here in the XWF. Well bitches, Thunderbolt XY and Z is here to save the mother fucking day.

But it won't come free. You see I'm all about the Benjamins, not Franklin, green backs. Casholla.

So here's how it's gonna be.

XWF or CCWF. The ball is in your court. You make with the money and I'll make with the beatings.

Ya dig?

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(08-14-2015, 02:59 PM)Thunderbolt XYZ Said: So a little birdie, no not my dick , but a little humming birdie told me that there seems to be some kind of war going on here in the XWF. Well bitches, Thunderbolt XY and Z is here to save the mother fucking day.

But it won't come free. You see I'm all about the Benjamins, not Franklin, green backs. Casholla.

So here's how it's gonna be.

XWF or CCWF. The ball is in your court. You make with the money and I'll make with the beatings.

Ya dig?

"The only thing you're gonna beat is your dick. Loser."

Why yes I do jerkoff. You saying you don't? Loser.

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(08-14-2015, 03:55 PM)Thunderbolt XYZ Said: Why yes I do jerkoff. You saying you don't? Loser.

"You're an idiot. Though I'm sure I'm not telling you anything you don't already know. That wasn't just an allusion to masturbation. That was me, The "Straight Edge Assassin", Alexander Aries calling you a fucking loser. You're not going to be "beating anyone" so you'll just be "beating your dick". Watching My Little Pony Hentai. Cause you're probably in lust with those furries."

"Dumbass."

Is that what you consider trash talk or do you have tourettes?

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(08-14-2015, 04:16 PM)Thunderbolt XYZ Said: Is that what you consider trash talk or do you have tourettes?

"Is that what you consider trash talk or did your mom take too much dick while she was pregnant with you?"

I'm making myself a note to buy you the idiots guide to trash talk for Christmas.

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(08-14-2015, 04:21 PM)Thunderbolt XYZ Said: I'm making myself a note to buy you the idiots guide to trash talk for Christmas.

"I'm starting a Gofundme Account to get the mushroom print on your forehead cosmetically removed."

Cool story bro.

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I'll give you both 100 xbux to shut up.

(08-14-2015, 05:57 PM)Calypso! Said: I'll give you both 100 xbux to shut up.

Put your money where your mouth is you Opie lookin motherfucka.

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(08-14-2015, 06:10 PM)Thunderbolt XYZ Said:

(08-14-2015, 05:57 PM)Calypso! Said: I'll give you both 100 xbux to shut up.

Put your money where your mouth is you Opie lookin motherfucka.

You haven't shut up yet.

Hmmmm, Where do I start?

(08-14-2015, 06:36 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said:

(08-14-2015, 06:10 PM)Thunderbolt XYZ Said:

(08-14-2015, 05:57 PM)Calypso! Said: I'll give you both 100 xbux to shut up.

Put your money where your mouth is you Opie lookin motherfucka.

You haven't shut up yet.

And you're a fat blob with more food in him than most third world countries.

What?

I thought we were just pointing out the obvious.

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(08-15-2015, 05:58 AM)Thunderbolt XYZ Said:

(08-14-2015, 06:36 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said:

(08-14-2015, 06:10 PM)Thunderbolt XYZ Said: Put your money where your mouth is you Opie lookin motherfucka.

You haven't shut up yet.

And you're a fat blob with more food in him than most third world countries.

What?

I thought we were just pointing out the obvious.

And what the fuck have you been doing to fix that? Ooh, lookit this piece of trash, the next in line with the Thunderbolt name, destined to sucktitude, and you have to poke fun at 3rd world countries. The average McDonald's patron has more food in them than most 3rd world countries.

Seriously, just collect Calypso's hundo and get out of here before we're all looking at another one and one million record. Tell you what, hows about we fight in an I Quit match, and the loser has to be the other guy's servant?

(08-15-2015, 08:02 AM)Robbie Bourbon Said:

(08-15-2015, 05:58 AM)Thunderbolt XYZ Said:

(08-14-2015, 06:36 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said: You haven't shut up yet.

And you're a fat blob with more food in him than most third world countries.

What?

I thought we were just pointing out the obvious.

And what the fuck have you been doing to fix that? Ooh, lookit this piece of trash, the next in line with the Thunderbolt name, destined to sucktitude, and you have to poke fun at 3rd world countries. The average McDonald's patron has more food in them than most 3rd world countries.

Seriously, just collect Calypso's hundo and get out of here before we're all looking at another one and one million record. Tell you what, hows about we fight in an I Quit match, and the loser has to be the other guy's servant?

What am I doing to fix it? WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING?

How about not eating at McDonalds 6 times a day?

How about not consuming the equivalent of Africa's GDP in the course of a week?

How about not being the next fat lazy American to be diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes?

I donate a dollar everyday to 15 different charities to feed the hungry.

YOU HEAR THAT SHITSTAIN SHANE?!?!I DONATE MONEY!!

Just not to you dawg.

Come at me bro.

Back to Robbie Blob why you trying to bring the man down by making him a servant?

Another typical privileged fat white American.

You disgust me Robbie Bourbon.

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Shitstane? Is that some new cross breed of dog with a Shih Tzu and Great Dane?

LeStrange? Is that French for douchebag?

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I don't know, are X, Y, and Z the only letters of the alphabet you know?

No.

I also know F and U.

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That explains why you hold up five fingers, Its you IQ isn't it?

LeStrange, you continue to make me proud of the Dope Show every day.

(08-15-2015, 09:54 AM)LeStrange Said: That explains why you hold up five fingers, Its you IQ isn't it?

Irony.

It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

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He is nothing more than a chump clone who probably still uses GeoCities to build a homepage for his Jenation

Why don't you do the world a favor and stick that little thing you call a dick in an electrical socket and end it all.

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How did you know I have a dick, do you spy on me when I take a piss? That's sick man. I'll tell you what. Get your head out ya ass, stop playing with your vagina, and meet me next week. Loser has to bake the winner a full size cake with an easy-bake oven.

Are you implying that you don't have a dick?

Is that what's going on here?

I just assumed that because you sort of look like a man that you had the requisite parts.

My bad.

By all means, carry on with your gender ambiguity.

And while you're doing it go bake all the cakes you want you woman.

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Listen here you fucking clone. Ive been here for three weeks, and I've managed to learn that you aint shit, you are never gonna be shit, and until you get off the toilet, your always gonna be full of shit. Step up son, or am I being a little too much TV-14 for ya?

Well listen here assface, I've been here for 24 hours and I've learned that you don't have a penis but look like a man.

I win.

Just curious but if it took you three weeks to learn all that about me what did you do during those oher 20 days when I wasn't around?

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So you admit you aint shit? Good for you. But I still don't hear an answer to my challenge. You either duck out, or prove you have some clout. Whats it gonna be junior?

Not addressing your nonsense is not an admission of anything grandma.

As for your stupid ass challenge, I'll gladly kick the ever living shit out of you but I ain't baking no motha fuckin cake.

You want to face me it will be in a wrestling match not some fuckin bake off. Who the fuck are you anyway?

Martha Stewart?

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I am Paul Motha Fuckin Prudomme sonny, and prepare to have the switch takin to your ass.

So you're 75 years old is that what you're telling me?

This match should e a breeze.

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Speaking of things that blow, is this how you got in XWF?



Maverick looks disappointed at you.

Hey guys.

Hey look.

This asshole knows how to use Photoshop.

You see Johnnylittledick I've never wrestled before so that can't possibly be me.

You must be thinkin of that lying asshole Thunderbolt X.

That assclown tried to steal my gimmick but ended up just looking like a real asshole.

I heard he even liked to blow guys. I assume that's probably where you found that picture.

Google searching gay porn.

Lestrange indeed.

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So there another guy whose shirt drawer is more colorful than a rainbow?



Sure looks convincing enough. Anywho, lets go make it official.

(08-15-2015, 11:43 AM)LeStrange Said: Speaking of things that blow, is this how you got in XWF?



Maverick looks disappointed at you.

"Huh? What's going on? Oh, some nameless j0bber decided to name- drop me. LeStrange, that your name? Keep my name out of your j0bber mouth, and we'll be on good terms."

"Thunderbolt XYZ, huh? Interesting, given the previous man to take up the Thunderbolt name."

"Said man's first match here had him costing the Universal Champion out of one of the biggest tournaments in XWF history."

"Let's hope a similar situation doesn't happen to you."

(08-15-2015, 03:06 PM)Maverick Said:

(08-15-2015, 11:43 AM)LeStrange Said: Speaking of things that blow, is this how you got in XWF?



Maverick looks disappointed at you.

"Huh? What's going on? Oh, some nameless j0bber decided to name- drop me. LeStrange, that your name? Keep my name out of your j0bber mouth, and we'll be on good terms."

"Thunderbolt XYZ, huh? Interesting, given the previous man to take up the Thunderbolt name."

"Said man's first match here had him costing the Universal Champion out of one of the biggest tournaments in XWF history."

"Let's hope a similar situation doesn't happen to you."

Good terms, Didn't know we were on terms in the first place. Oh well.

(08-15-2015, 12:03 PM)LeStrange Said: So there another guy whose shirt drawer is more colorful than a rainbow?



Sure looks convincing enough. Anywho, lets go make it official.

You got a problem with gay people is that what you're saying here?

So what if a guy wants his closet to look like a rainbow threw up.

You a hater dawg.

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(08-15-2015, 10:10 AM)Robbie Bourbon Said: LeStrange, you continue to make me proud of the Dope Show every day.

Considering he is the only one left that isn't hard to do Rob, on another note thunder before you get banned I would like a free win, fight me I'll let you pick the date of the match

Win/Loss record:2-3

Accomplishments: 1x Xtreme Champ (8/23/2015-9/2/2015(aired on 9/4/2015) Length:11 Days)



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