Surprise! Surprise! Former full-time wrestler Hunter Payne and his fiancée Joy are backstage at an XWF event attempting to visit old friends, but weren't having any luck finding anybody they recognize.

That's when Bruce Blingsteen comes walking from around the corner. Joy notices he is the X-treme Champion by the belt around his waist. So she goes to ask him if he knows where any of their old co-workers are.


Joy: Excuse me?





WHACK!





That's when Hunter smashes a steel chair into the face of Bruce Blingsteen. Knocking him out cold. Old school.


Joy: Hunter! What are you doing?!


Payne: Look at this fucking drug addict! My straight edge influence is gone for just a couple of months and now this place is already full of dirty, nasty, diseased-ridden, substance abusers!


Joy: Well, he is the X-treme Champion. So maybe he is doing something right?


Payne: This is the X-treme Champion? Is that a fucking joke?!


Joy: Maybe you should pin him?


Payne: Nah, I don't want to touch him. Not enough Purell in the world for that shit!


Joy: Fine, then I'll pin him.


Joy lightly places her right foot over the lifeless body of Bruce Blingsteen, and out of nowhere a XWF referee shows up to make the pin...



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Bruce kicks out and immediately starts scrubbing every inch of his body with a damp loofa in an attempt to wash the smell of whore off him.

Doesn't seem to work. This seems to be a particularly viciously scented gash.

Current Universal Champion
(1x) X-Treme Champion