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Kennedy Nikomedes · **02-03-2015, 03:17 PM**

I'm pleased to announce that my pending candidacy for President of the United States has resulted in an overwhelming amount of support from Americans just like you. I love the people of this nation. I have always fought for the people of my nation. I will continue to fight for the people of my nation. Within the next few weeks, I will finally be able to return to the Xtreme Wrestling Federation in order to continue spreading my message, our message, to those here at home, and to those abroad.

It is not without considerable regret that I had to leave in the first place. My duties as Governor of Florida, had to take precedent and I'm thrilled that matters have calmed to the point where I now feel comfortable enough to return. Florida is a truly great state and together, with the citizens of Florida and other politicians here in Tallahassee have experienced the highest job growth combined with the lowest unemployment rates in the nation. Those here illegally have been documented and any with a criminal record, returned to their homeland with a chip imbedded in them. Should they return to our shores, they will be apprehended all over again.

We've seized hundreds of cargo ships full of illegal drugs. These ships now rest at the bottom of the Atlantic as well as the Gulf of Mexico. I could not have accomplished that without President Obama and his administration allowing me to control his military forces within my state. For that, and that only, I am grateful to the President.

The State of Florida is now one of peace and harmony, and one that is of an almost utopian society. I plan to bring that to the White House not if, but when I'm elected. Of course, I can not wage this fight for you without your help. I ask that you follow me, and join in my fight to give the once proud and mighty United States of America a real leader in the nations capitol. For I can not do it without you.

Donate your xbux and join me in delivering the power back where it belongs; to the American people.

Mastermind · **02-03-2015, 03:42 PM**

Booooooooriiiiiinnnnnngg......

Kennedy Nikomedes · **02-03-2015, 05:05 PM**

(02-03-2015, 03:42 PM)Mastermind Said: Booooooooriiiiiinnnnnngg......

Did you just watch your promos for this weeks Madness? Because I had the same exact thought.

How marvelous!

Kennedy Nikomedes · **02-03-2015, 05:24 PM**

Mister Smackins, I intend to fix Detroit and all of Michigan.

It's nice that someone can address me without trying to affront my approach to reach the masses. I have a great respect for the Australian people. They're a good people. I feel like Mastermind is the exception to that. A small man trying to feel big and important in the face of those that actually are big and important.

Kennedy Nikomedes · **02-03-2015, 05:28 PM**

I greatly appreciate your donation to our cause. Every amount, whether it three cents or 3 million, it all helps.

Kennedy Nikomedes · **02-03-2015, 05:30 PM**

Oh, and buy the way, Mastermind, here's a dollar. Go buy yourself a personality.

Ricky Desmond · **02-03-2015, 06:17 PM**

"Oh shit, this guy's good looking too."

Mastermind · **02-03-2015, 06:29 PM**

Just like a true politician, bribery. Thanks Mr Nikomedes.

Kennedy Nikomedes · **02-03-2015, 06:35 PM**

(02-03-2015, 06:17 PM)Ricky Desmond Said: "Oh shit, this guy's good looking too."

Thank you, sir. Do you always look that good in a suit. Taylor made, right? I have similar suits.

(02-03-2015, 06:29 PM)Mastermind Said: Just like a true politician, bribery. Thanks Mr Nikomedes.

Bribery? And what service did you provide for me? What did I give you in exchange for what you didn't do for me?

No, that dollar I just gave you, was for you to purchase a personality. Nothing more, nothing less. Do they teach you word definitions in Australia?

Here's ten bucks, go by yourself a dictionary.

Ricky Desmond · **02-03-2015, 06:42 PM**

"Why yes, yes I do. Good luck in your campaign to become President."

Kennedy Nikomedes · **02-03-2015, 06:49 PM**

(02-03-2015, 06:42 PM)Ricky Desmond Said: "Why yes, yes I do. Good luck in your campaign to become President."

Thank you again, sir. Good luck in doing whatever it is you do. I mean besides looking fantastic in suits.

Mastermind · **02-03-2015, 07:14 PM**

(02-03-2015, 06:35 PM)Kennedy Nikomedes Said: Bribery? And what service did you provide for me? What did I give you in exchange for what you didn't do for me?

No, that dollar I just gave you, was for you to purchase a personality. Nothing more, nothing less. Do they teach you word definitions in Australia?

Here's ten bucks, go by yourself a dictionary.

You should really keep your money you arrogant yank, use it to buy a map and find out where New Zealand is. It's close to Australia. While you are at it, use the extra two dollars to do research.

Kennedy Nikomedes · **02-03-2015, 07:31 PM**

(02-03-2015, 07:14 PM)Mastermind Said: You should really keep your money you arrogant yank, use it to buy a map and find out where New Zealand is. It's close to Australia. While you are at it, use the extra two dollars to do research.

Oh you're a New Zealander. See, that explains everything. Australians are a polite, respectful people. Quite obviously, New Zealanders are not. When I called you an Australian in error, I was saying that based upon your accent, which is quite similar to the Australians that run around here.

Why waste valuable time on you with research?

Mastermind · **02-03-2015, 07:40 PM**

(02-03-2015, 07:31 PM)Kennedy Nikomedes Said:
(02-03-2015, 07:14 PM)Mastermind Said: You should really keep your money you arrogant yank, use it to buy a map and find out where New Zealand is. It's close to Australia. While you are at it, use the extra two dollars to do research.

Oh you're a New Zealander. See, that explains everything. Australians are a polite, respectful people. Quite obviously, New Zealanders are not. When I called you an Australian in error, I was saying that based upon your accent, which is quite similar to the Australians that run around here.

Why waste valuable time on you with research?

Because Research means searching for facts. Correct Facts. Once again Mr. Kennedy, you have the wrong facts.

Australians they are arrogant and cocky, it's kiwis who are easy going, and friendly, and respectful.

Stop putting your foot in your mouth.

I shouldn't be surprised though, you are a politician.

Kennedy Nikomedes · **02-03-2015, 07:41 PM**

That's barbaric!

In a Nikomedes administration, there'd be no need for such violence. Even for imbeciles like Mastermind.

Kennedy Nikomedes · **02-03-2015, 07:49 PM**

(02-03-2015, 07:40 PM)Mastermind Said: Because Research means searching for facts. Correct Facts. Once again Mr. Kennedy, you have the wrong facts.

Australians they are arrogant and cocky, it's kiwis who are easy going, and friendly, and respectful.

Stop putting your foot in your mouth.

I shouldn't be surprised though, you are a politician.

I've been to Australia many times. Very polite. Very kind and warm. Very accepting of me. You've proven your own statement incorrect by being completely disrespectful toward me when I did nothing more than inform my XWF constituents of my current situation. It is you, Mastermind, that brought this on. It is your own ignorance and your own disrespectful words that makes all New Zealanders look like barbaric thugs. You are a stain on your own nation.

Iris Oppenheimer · **02-03-2015, 07:53 PM**

(02-03-2015, 07:40 PM)Mastermind Said:
(02-03-2015, 07:31 PM)Kennedy Nikomedes Said:
(02-03-2015, 07:14 PM)Mastermind Said: You should really keep your money you arrogant yank, use it to buy a map and find out where New Zealand is. It's close to Australia. While you are at it, use the extra two dollars to do research.

Oh you're a New Zealander. See, that explains everything. Australians are a polite, respectful people. Quite obviously, New Zealanders are not. When I called you an Australian in error, I was saying that based upon your accent, which is quite similar to the Australians that run around here.

Why waste valuable time on you with research?

Because Research means searching for facts. Correct Facts.

Mastermind Said:Essence don't know enough about him, but I know I can outwit him

Source.

Uhm... Essence is a girl, Mastermind. Little disingenuous to call out someone on not doing research when you yourself fail to do so as well, don't ya think?

Mastermind · **02-03-2015, 08:34 PM**

(02-03-2015, 07:53 PM)Iris Oppenheimer Said:
Mastermind Said:Essence don't know enough about him, but I know I can outwit him
Source.

Uhm... Essence is a girl, Mastermind. Little disingenuous to call out someone on not doing research when you yourself fail to do so as well, don't ya think?

Mastermind starts clapping his hands.

"I'll give you that. But that's another story all together. But well done though. Very well done."

Kennedy Nikomedes · **02-03-2015, 09:31 PM**

(02-03-2015, 08:34 PM)Mastermind Said:
(02-03-2015, 07:53 PM)Iris Oppenheimer Said:
Mastermind Said:Essence don't know enough about him, but I know I can outwit him
Source.

Uhm... Essence is a girl, Mastermind. Little disingenuous to call out someone on not doing research when you yourself fail to do so as well, don't ya think?

Mastermind starts clapping his hands.

"I'll give you that. But that's another story all together. But well done though. Very well done."

Run along now, little man. Let the big kids play here.

Mastermind · **02-03-2015, 10:57 PM**

(02-03-2015, 09:31 PM)Kennedy Nikomedes Said: Run along now, little man. Let the big kids play here.

"Why don't you run along Governor? We don't need your boring politics "

Kennedy Nikomedes · **02-03-2015, 11:30 PM**

Are we playing repeat now? I say something to you, then you say pretty much the exact same thing right back to me? Interesting. I like games. You like games. Its almost like we have something in common. The only difference between the games I play and the games you play is, that I never lose the games I play.

Mastermind · **02-03-2015, 11:57 PM**

"Do you want to put your money where you mouth is and test that theory Gov?"

Kennedy Nikomedes · **02-04-2015, 07:37 AM**

Mastermind, while the games we play are different, I have no doubt that I'd beat you at your own game too.

Trent Gein · **02-04-2015, 11:04 AM**

A governor and a presidential nominee.... how exciting. The only good politician is a dead one and the only sensible way to live in this world is without rules, without restrictions or boundaries. The only true government is anarchy,

Kennedy Nikomedes · **02-04-2015, 12:07 PM**

(02-04-2015, 11:04 AM)Trent Gein Said: A governor and a presidential nominee.... how exciting. The only good politician is a dead one and the only sensible way to live in this world is without rules, without restrictions or boundaries. The only true government is anarchy,

You might find this surprising, but I do respect your opinion, Mr. Gein. I'd even go so far to say that the government has too much power. Way too much, in fact. The government, at least in the United States, was designed by our forefathers to protect the rights of the citizens, to stay out of the way and allow citizens to conduct their business. To defend our borders and use military force whenever necessary to ensure our continued freedom.

Over the years, what this government has become is a destructive force! They no longer care about the mom and pop business and the welfare of the whole of all society. They use scare tactics to manipulate our people into agreeing with them in whatever it is that's on their agenda. The government has become big business centric and have forgotten why they're even there. To protect the citizens against both foreign and domestic enemies alike.

Your suggestion though, that anarchy is the way to go, I disagree with completely. Without some kind of government structure, who then, makes sure the bills get paid? Who then, Mr. Gein, ensures the safety of all Americans. Without a structured government, you lose the ability to assemble a structured military. When that happens, what stops terroristic regimes like ISIS from invading and bombing this once great nation into submission?

I have that answer for you.

Nothing. Nothing stops them.

I'd say a limited, structured government is much more pragmatic than your simplistic anarchist ideals. You can stand back, and rightfully so, and be captious while pointing out every little flaw of structured government. Yet if we can shrink the massive size of the government and its intrusions and infringements on natural born rights of the citizens, then all of those flaws that you'd be so very correct in pointing out, would be very minimal.

Again though, I certainly respect your opinion.

Mastermind · **02-04-2015, 12:29 PM**

(02-04-2015, 07:37 AM)Kennedy Nikomedes Said: Mastermind, while the games we play are different, I have no doubt that I'd beat you at your own game too.

"Once again I'd like to see you put your money where your mouth is.

"How's this for an idea. You and me in a one on one match. If you win I'll donate $1000 to your campaign, if I win, you can be be my mouth piece for a week. How's that for a challenge? Are you up for it Gov?"

Kennedy Nikomedes · **02-04-2015, 01:27 PM**

(02-04-2015, 12:29 PM)Mastermind Said:
(02-04-2015, 07:37 AM)Kennedy Nikomedes Said: Mastermind, while the games we play are different, I have no doubt that I'd beat you at your own game too.

"Once again I'd like to see you put your money where your mouth is.

"How's this for an idea. You and me in a one on one match. If you win I'll donate $1000 to your campaign, if I win, you can be be my mouth piece for a week. How's that for a challenge? Are you up for it Gov?"

You really want to do this, don't you? If you really want me to embarrass you, who am I to refuse? Just know that when I beat you, and I will, I don't want your money.

Next week, February 16 Madness.

AerialKnight · **02-04-2015, 01:47 PM**

"Governor Nikomedes, do you really want to waste your time with this dull fellow? It's bad enough that he's stuck with Maverick on the 16th, I don't think he needs to look even worse with you making him cry for daddy in that ring."

John Samuels · **02-04-2015, 02:14 PM**

(02-04-2015, 01:47 PM)AerialKnight Said: "Governor Nikomedes, do you really want to waste your time with this dull fellow? It's bad enough that he's stuck with Maverick on the 16th, I don't think he needs to look even worse with you making him cry for daddy in that ring."

"Are you doing all that slurping and gagging just for the suck of it, or are you gonna challenge the man to a match, ya fuckin' pussy?"

Kennedy Nikomedes · **02-04-2015, 02:14 PM**

(02-04-2015, 01:47 PM)AerialKnight Said: "Governor Nikomedes, do you really want to waste your time with this dull fellow? It's bad enough that he's stuck with Maverick on the 16th, I don't think he needs to look even worse with you making him cry for daddy in that ring."

Do I want to? No, I don't want to. But when one obviously inferior being tries to make himself look important at a superior beings expense, I take it as a terrible show of disrespect. I don't want to teach him a lesson, but he leaves me no choice. If he wants the match, he can have it. The question is though, can he deal with it? Can he deal with me making a mockery of him at his own game? Don't blame me when I smile at him and tell him 'I told you so.'

He's asking for it, but I don't believe he really wants it.

Mastermind · **02-04-2015, 03:04 PM**

(02-04-2015, 01:27 PM)Kennedy Nikomedes Said:
(02-04-2015, 12:29 PM)Mastermind Said:
(02-04-2015, 07:37 AM)Kennedy Nikomedes Said: Mastermind, while the games we play are different, I have no doubt that I'd beat you at your own game too.

"Once again I'd like to see you put your money where your mouth is.

"How's this for an idea. You and me in a one on one match. If you win I'll donate $1000 to your campaign, if I win, you can be be my mouth piece for a week. How's that for a challenge? Are you up for it Gov?"

You really want to do this, don't you? If you really want me to embarrass you, who am I to refuse? Just know that when I beat you, and I will, I don't want your money.

Next week, February 16 Madness.

"Sorry Guv, but can't do the 16th Madness, as I'm taking on Maverick, and been waiting a while for him. How about the 23rd is that good enough for you? Can you wait that long?"

Kennedy Nikomedes · **02-04-2015, 04:10 PM**

Funny, I don't remember this being a negotiation. February 16. Take it or leave it.

Trent Gein · **02-04-2015, 06:37 PM**

I have to stand back for a minute and admit something that might be terribly difficult and maybe even a little humilating to admit. I like you Governor. I like your style. I'll be sure to keep in touch.

Herod · **02-04-2015, 06:45 PM**

(02-04-2015, 06:37 PM)Trent Gein Said: I have to stand back for a minute and admit something that might be terribly difficult and maybe even a little humilating to admit. I like you Governor. I like your style. I'll be sure to keep in touch.

How adorable. Love blossoming right before our eyes.

Mastermind · **02-04-2015, 06:46 PM**

(02-04-2015, 04:10 PM)Kennedy Nikomedes Said: Funny, I don't remember this being a negotiation. February 16. Take it or leave it.

"Just like a true politician. I'll leave it. I'd prefer to take Maverick on, after waiting for him for a few months. Again you get off scott free."

Kennedy Nikomedes · **02-05-2015, 02:49 AM**

(02-04-2015, 06:37 PM)Trent Gein Said: I have to stand back for a minute and admit something that might be terribly difficult and maybe even a little humilating to admit. I like you Governor. I like your style. I'll be sure to keep in touch.

It's always been sort of a gift, Mr. Gein. I've always been the 'aisle' so-to-speak. I've been able to reach common ground with even the most staunch of those with opposing views.

(02-04-2015, 06:46 PM)Mastermind Said:
(02-04-2015, 04:10 PM)Kennedy Nikomedes Said: Funny, I don't remember this being a negotiation. February 16. Take it or leave it.

"Just like a true politician. I'll leave it. I'd prefer to take Maverick on, after waiting for him for a few months. Again you get off scott free."

Nothing is free, Mastermind. I mean, if I don't humiliate you at your own game, someone else will.

Trent Gein · **02-05-2015, 06:16 PM**

(02-04-2015, 06:45 PM)Herod Said:
(02-04-2015, 06:37 PM)Trent Gein Said: I have to stand back for a minute and admit something that might be terribly difficult and maybe even a little humilating to admit. I like you Governor. I like your style. I'll be sure to keep in touch.

How adorable. Love blossoming right before our eyes.

Your comical response here designed to get the kiddies laughing or the church ladies giggling but not me. So move along Herod before like Christ, I tear your sad kingdom in half.

Herod · **02-05-2015, 07:49 PM**

"How very peculiar."
"You call it comical."
"Yet you're not giggling."

"Strong silent type?"
"Or, like so many others here, properly stringing words together is not your strong suit?"

"Allow me to just interject and inform you that there was no comedy intended, merely an observation that it appears you've become smitten with the governor here."
"Homosexuality isn't for all of us, but I surely won't judge you for it."

Trent Gein · **02-05-2015, 11:09 PM**

I see that you have properly missed the point but that's understandable considering that you come from a family of inbred wastes of human skin. I would explain things to you but I believe this would be a waste of my valuable time. I noticed though that you have gone to the same old dried out well. You think you can insult me by calling me gay but I'm not going to dignify that nonsense with a response. I have more important things to do with my time like winning championships. If you have something clever to say then I might listen but I would bet my life that that day will never come.

Herod · **02-06-2015, 05:27 AM**

"I see that you have properly missed the point."
"But that's understandable."

"I never intended to insult you."
"I sincerely apologize, how were I to know you were SO sensitive?"

"I was merely drawing attention your forthrightness."
"In your rather...eager appreciation of another man."

"I wish you good luck in winning these championships you so desire. Given your rather weak retort to what you took as a 'gay joke,' hopefully you won't run into many here who will actually resort to such childishness."

"Surely, nobody here would stoop to that, right?"

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