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~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **11-04-2014, 10:12 PM**

Frodo is back in the janitor's closet, he texted Knight to meet him in here.

"Wonder if he'll show up."

AerialKnight · **11-04-2014, 10:17 PM**

Unfortunately, Johnathan's phone doesn't get text messages, so Frodo pretty much locked himself in the closet for someone who doesn't even know that he's there.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **11-04-2014, 10:20 PM**

So like, no Jonathon? Frodo starts getting frustrated. He pulls out his phone, and calls Jonahton.

"Hey, dumb bitch. Come here."

AerialKnight · **11-04-2014, 10:33 PM**

"First, you have to say the magic word."

Johnathan's laugh can be heard from the other side.

"Secondly, it'll have to wait until after the second round. Sis has me under constant observation ever since our last meeting."

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **11-04-2014, 10:36 PM**

"Come on, baby. Don't be like that. Please. I promise to be more gentle."

Gator · **11-04-2014, 10:38 PM**

*Gator walks up to closet door wearing a name tag that read Ballzak the Crocodile*

"John, just get in the fucking closet. If you do I promise I'll take it easy on you in our match."

AerialKnight · **11-04-2014, 10:50 PM**

"Sorry guys, Syndi doesn't want me in these kinds of relationships. She isn't too fond of what we're getting involved with. If you want me over there, you'll have to talk her into letting me do it again. Otherwise, it won't be happening."

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **11-04-2014, 10:54 PM**

"Put her on the phone! PUT HER ON THE PHONE!"

AerialKnight · **11-04-2014, 10:57 PM**

"Therein lies the problem; she doesn't live with me. She's up in Baltimore taking care of the family. I;d love to go back down and convince her otherwise, but I'm too focused on my career to get her to come down here and talk to you. Sorry, but I have to provide for the family somehow."

*click*

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **11-04-2014, 11:00 PM**

Frodo dials the number back! Quickly.

"Jonathon, baby. How will she know? Come on, just send her the money, and don't explain where it came from. $2,000 this time."

AerialKnight · **11-04-2014, 11:09 PM**

"You know Shane can't keep a secret. He'll release those tapes to the internet before we even start stripping. It would be nice, but the risk is too much. Sorry, Frodo."

*click*

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **11-04-2014, 11:11 PM**

Frodo calls back.

"Stop hanging up on me. What is it that she doesn't approve? You doing it for money, or you being gay?"

AerialKnight · **11-04-2014, 11:14 PM**

"Look, Frodo, I hung up because I got another call. Now's not a good time to-"

"Who're you talkin' to, Johnny Bravo?"

An annoyed sigh can be heard from Johnathan.

"I'll call you back, alright, man?"

*click*

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **11-04-2014, 11:18 PM**

"Un be fucking lievable. I don't get hung up on. Goddamn."

Frodo started pouting and playing on his phone. As he's loading up a backpage ap, Sarah called him.

"Hey, babe. I'm up at your work. I wanna have lunch with you. Where are you?"

"Janitor's closet."

The Blue Tango · **11-04-2014, 11:54 PM**

Calvin Calypso stumbles into the janitor's closet where Frodo sits on an upside down mop bucket. Calypso looks down at him with a puzzling look on his face.

"Oh! Hi guy! The name's...

He waves both hands in the air in front of his face.

"Caleeeeepsooo!"

He admires his own introduction for a moment, then looks back down at Frodo.

"I was looking for the XWF Executive Offices... But um, what are you doing in here anyway?"

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **11-04-2014, 11:56 PM**

"Talking to my fucking wife. Now, fuck off. Or get raped. Your choice. No, Sarah. Not talking to you, babe. Of course I'll fuck you until you cum all over the wall."

Frodo turns back to the dude starting at him looking like a stunned mullet.

"You're still here?"

The Blue Tango · **11-05-2014, 12:00 AM**

Calypso puts his hands up and takes half a step back.

"Hey! Oh! Aye! I don't want any trouble there, little guy... I mean, buddy.. I mean, uh. You're not short... Maybe we're off to a bad start! Like I said, the name's CALYPSO! What's yours?"

Calypso holds out his hand to Frodo for a nice formal handshake.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **11-05-2014, 12:01 AM**

"Listen, you stunned mullet. I am on the fucking phone. Back the fuck off, or I will jam a mop up your ass!"

Frodo just started at the dude, and gestured towards a nearby mop.

The Blue Tango · **11-05-2014, 12:06 AM**

Calypso sticks his chin out and nods. He slowly pulls his hand back and slicks what hair he does have back in such a cool way.

"Hehe. You're a funny guy, man! But hey, just real quick, you think you could point me towards the main office? I'm new here and have NO clue where I'm going. I've been all over this place, and well, here I am! I like your hat, by the way."

Calypso folds his arms and holds his chin, nodding approvingly.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **11-05-2014, 12:11 AM**

"MOTHERFUCKER!"

Frodo drops his phone, grabs the mop and charges at Calypso.

"IT WILL HURT! I FUCKING PROMISE!"

The Blue Tango · **11-05-2014, 12:20 AM**

"YEWWWOOOWWAAAAH!!!!!"

Calypso shutters and goes into a standing fetal position. With his eyes closed he begins flailing his arms as if he was swatting at a vicious fly.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Please don't hurt me! I'm sorry! Here,here! Take my wallet!"

Calypso pulls his bedazzled-velcro wallet from his back pocket and throws it at Frodo, smacking him in the face with it.

"And my Starbursts!"

He empties his pockets and throws several Starbursts at Frodo.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **11-05-2014, 12:22 AM**

"I don't want your shit. I want you to go the fuck away. Find the offices on your own. We're not fucking friends, and I told you I was on the phone with my wife. Jesus fuck."

Frodo begins thwacking Calypso with the mop.

The Blue Tango · **11-05-2014, 12:28 AM**

Calypso tries to guard himself from the thwackings but cannot. Instead of running out of the room, he runs into the closet to get away and accidentally steps on and shatters Frodo's phone.

Calypso looks down at it and then looks at Frodo.

"O-M-G. I am SOOOOO sorry! Here! Let me pay for a new one!"

Calypso picks up his wallet and pulls it apart, but only has four dollars in it.

"Okay! Maybe not today! But trust me, I HAVE money, okay dude?! I'll take care of this! I promise!"

Calypso looks down at the shattered phone.

"Oh wow. What is that? An S5? NICE man!"

He gives Frodo a big thumbs up.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **11-05-2014, 12:30 AM**

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Frodo jams the mop straight up Calypso's ass.

The Blue Tango · **11-05-2014, 12:36 AM**

"Ow! Ow! OW!! OW!!!"

Calypso begins running around in a circle with the mop sticking out of his ass. He begins coughing very heavily and panicking to the point of passing out. As he falls the mop handle breaks off in his ass.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **11-05-2014, 12:38 AM**

Frodo jams the broken handle further up his ass.

"Wake the fuck up. You broke my phone, and wanted my attention. You got it."

Frodo sees Calypso isn't stirring, so he begins to drop his fist heavily onto Calypso's dick.

The Blue Tango · **11-05-2014, 12:46 AM**

Calypso subconsciously begins to piss himself then slowly starts to come to.

"Ow! Oh gawd!! Help me! Someone help me!! I'm being attacked by Santa's Little Helper!! Help me Jesus!! Help me Tebow! Help me Al Snow!! Oh gawd.. I pissed myself..."

Calypso begins to pout and sob all over the place.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **11-05-2014, 01:38 AM**

"You could have fucking avoided this. I fucking told you to leave."

Frodo pulls his junk out and begins to piss on Calypso.

Tommy Wish · **11-05-2014, 05:59 PM**

Tommy see's the man down on the ground in pain. Then he picks up the man and he tells him something.

Man, don't fret over this militant midget... he's pissed off with not having Ryback fucking him... including getting rejected by his boy toy Knight. Clypso, or what ever you say it... tell this man to fuck off.

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