*Poke.*

*Poke.*

*Poke.*


*Jill continued to poke (insert wrestler's name here) on their forehead. Yes, Jill had nothing else better to do.*



Hey, best friend! Helloooo? Anyone in that noggin of yours? Yoo hoo!



*Jill was just doing this for the hell of it. She always got a kick out of messing with people. She continued on and poked.



And poked.



... ... ... And poked.*

Hello, my friend!

"Sup mang?"

Half naked chicks poking at people in here?

I'm down.

(10-19-2014, 06:12 PM)Doctor Louis Dville Said: Hello, my friend!

Best friend! Hi there!

*A huge grin came across her face and Jill wrapped an arm around the Doctor.*

So... what's up, Doc?

(10-19-2014, 06:16 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: Half naked chicks poking at people in here?

I'm down.

Seriously, Vinnie?

"Oh okay puta, you wanna talk to this recreational proctologist instead? That's cool yo."

(10-19-2014, 06:22 PM)El Tiburón Said: "Oh okay puta, you wanna talk to this recreational proctologist instead? That's cool yo."

Whoawhoawhoawhoa! Easy there, "Señor". No need to get offended or butt-hurt.

"Butt-hurt? Well good thing we have the butt doctor here then eh, chica? Hey doc, mi abuela say she has los hemorroides. You wanna check those out for her?"

The Doctor smiles back at his new friend and glares at her through his glossy white glass eye.

Nothing up here, my dear. You just seemed in need of a friend and just dying for a bit of attention. Well, here I am. Could I offer you a cigar or perhaps a drink?

He pulls a cigar from his inside pocket and lights one himself.

And if you're lonely yourself, my Spanish friend, le invitamos a unirse a nosotros, mi amigo.

(10-19-2014, 06:19 PM)JillLorder Said:

(10-19-2014, 06:16 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: Half naked chicks poking at people in here?

I'm down.

Seriously, Vinnie?

What? We're just mammals, baby. Wasting our nethers standing here talking instead of bumping uglies has got to be a sin somewhere, right dude?

You got to learn to relax and go with the flow, man. Here, have this strangely fizzy drink.

((Loverboy hands Jill a glass of something with what looks like an alka selzer in it.))

"A drink and a cigar from an overly effeminate, creepy white mang? Ain't you seen this movie before white girl!? He's gonna try to sew your lips to my caca hole and I had chimichangas for lunch! Run, white girl, run!"

A drink, huh? That's would be nice. And yeah, I guess I am a bit lonely, especially since my buddy Justin has been really busy as of lately.

*Jill gave a nonchalant shrug of her shoulders, pouting her lips a little.

You look like you need company yourself, Doc. I'm sure you get lonely and bored yourself, too.

*Jill then glared over at El Tiburón.*

I wasn't talking about that kind of butt-hurt.

Don't worry, that drink probably has nothing in it. Vinnie is too stupid to properly date rape anyone. He probably just dropped a mentos in it thinking it was Roipnol. You should be safe, if not from the effects of old age. You do seem to be deathly close to 40. And Vinnie, isn't she too old for you? And have too little penis?

"Don't you glare at me puta, I was trying to save you from being a humang centipede."

(10-19-2014, 06:34 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said:

(10-19-2014, 06:19 PM)JillLorder Said:

(10-19-2014, 06:16 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: Half naked chicks poking at people in here?

I'm down.

Seriously, Vinnie?

What? We're just mammals, baby. Wasting our nethers standing here talking instead of bumping uglies has got to be a sin somewhere, right dude?

You got to learn to relax and go with the flow, man. Here, have this strangely fizzy drink.

((Loverboy hands Jill a glass of something with what looks like an alka selzer in it.))

Is sex always on your mind? Matter of fact, don't you have a girlfriend?

*Jill looked at the drink suspiciously. She even sniffed it to make sure that nothing "funny" was in it. With a shrug, Jill chugged down the drink.*

Pest, you're an idiot.

Rosie was in her 30s. The young girls I sent away. Pay attention.

And no, Jill, TMOYD doesn't have a girlfriend, man. I have lots of dates, but I haven't found that one goddess worthy of a real commitment, you know? See, only a shithead like Pest would assume I was trying to date rape someone, because it's something he'd do. Even though he doesn't know how to pronounce the damn drug, he's probably got a few in his wallet.

We don't have to talk about sex, though, little lady.

(10-19-2014, 06:43 PM)Mr WGWF Said: Don't worry, that drink probably has nothing in it. Vinnie is too stupid to properly date rape anyone. He probably just dropped a mentos in it thinking it was Roipnol. You should be safe, if not from the effects of old age. You do seem to be deathly close to 40. And Vinnie, isn't she too old for you? And have too little penis?

Hey there, Sir-Dicks-A-Lot! First off, I'll have you know that I'm twenty-two. But hey, you dig chicks that are twelve years or younger, so I guess I shouldn't get so worked up on you. Anyways, how about you stop being such a crab apple and have some fun with us? And take your mind off of fantasizing about peeking underneath thirteen year old girls' skirts for once?

I am never short on company, my dear. I do however answer calls of distress from my patients. If you could pry away from the sniffing and grabbing from the dwarf and Mister Loverboy, perhaps you would join me in my office for a chat. I do believe the hobbit bites, so be weary when he's present.

Flunitrazepam is a sedative used for date rapes. It's known by many names, some include Rohypnol, and Roipnol. Please try to educate yourself before you speak. And lie about touching the underage girl all you want, everyone knows the truth. You are no different than I am.

Alright Doc. I guess we can go ahead and chat in your office if you want to.

As for you, Hornswoggle, you might wanna calm that libido of yours down. I definitely don't want any kind of "present" you plan on giving.

Oh, the hilarity of it all. You know, I once played Call Of Duty online and some poor young girl found her way into the lobby.. Ten guys instantly pulled their dicks out and started rubbing them against their tv screens then, too. Relax, Jill. Not everybody here feels the need to overcompensate for their short-comings at the mere sight of a female.

So happy that you oblige, my dear...

The Doctor puffs on his cigar and looks down to the angry little person standing before him.

Excuse me, friend.

The Doctor motions to the miniature tent pitched in the miniature man's pants.

I believe our young lady-friend is correct, your libido is showing.

"Hey guys. Sorry for Frodo. He seems to think he's someone else. Come on, Frodo. I saw Mandii in the back."

Swagmire grabs at Frodo, who shakes him off.

"I'm not Frodo, I'm Simon. Frodo is still missing. Don't you pay attention."

*Jill couldn't help but to snicker at Justin's remarks. She then turned her attention towards her new "bestie".

Alright, Doc! I'm ready whenever you are.

Perhaps you should have a stop in my office, as well, Mister Frodo.... Remember, my doors are always open in case there's something you need help figuring out. I've dealt with identity crisis before.

... ... ...

*Jill facepalmed herself and groaned in annoyance, shaking her head.*

How about we just go, Doc?

"Okay, what the fuck is this?"

"Am I just supposed to sit back and watch the new bitch on the block let all of the mouth breathing cretins give her one of the greatest performances in a porn movie since Ron Jeremy?"

"No way, I am not going to sit down and let this pass by me."

"This wench is just allowing herself to be fawned over by every fucking male in the business and she says she's not going to be someone's lapdog? Wow. You really don't see what's wrong with that, do you? I hope you realized that the Doc's not interested in talking to you as much as he is making everyday in your life a living hell."

"He'll go to unspeakable lengths just to drive you mad, too. Have you seen what he did to Wyatt? Fuck, I don't know if that guy's heartbeat is normal after the treatment Doc here gave him."

"And you think you're going to be the best thing the XWF has to offer? If that's the case, you must have given Shane the best fucking blowjob he's ever received to earn that title."

"Tell ya what, drop the spunky girl act, stop dressing like a stripper after a long night out, and leave."

"No one will miss you once you get out of here. Except for not-Frodo over here; fucker might miss everything once he sets his eyes on it."

I would love to, my dear. However, I mustn't leave a patient behind. Mister Frodo is obviously in need of some sort of council. I just couldn't bring myself to ignore his camouflaged pleas for attention. You may have no affection to share with him, but there is something you could do. If you feel so strongly against his advances, perhaps you could let him down gently, instead of just ignoring him. It seems he is in a fragile place at the moment.

Frodo... Simon... whoever you are... I would never touch dicks with another dude, dude. Threesomes are cool, but I'm strict about being the only guy in the room. It's, like, pretty much my only rule.

Man, I wish I could do anything in this place without Pest's fuck ass showing up and shitting all over it.

Ah! Mister Knight. Hello, my friend! How unexpected for you to show up when a lady is present. Your hate for the opposing gender has made many of us a bit curious of what your truly about here, we'll touch up on those details another time... And if that is the case, why are you so concerned about he new relationship that Miss Lorder and I have molded this evening?

Tell me though, Mister Knight, are you enjoying the victory you were handed a few weeks ago? You should feel very lucky that you did not share the same fate as Mister Reynolds following me pinning him in the center of the ring.

The Doctor rubs his chest where "In Wyatt I Trust" was branded across his chest.

I was merely exchanging signatures with Mister Reynolds, is all. Perhaps you are in need of some additional therapy? I know you didn't just pop in here to stop the young lady from joining me for a chat. What do you say?

"At the moment, Doc, I'm not interested. I'd be more than willing to talk to you on normal terms, but this isn't normal terms. At the moment, I'm trying to prevent this whore from even stepping one foot into that ring. You should know about hypocrisy, Doc, because it's clear to me that this wench of a woman is delusional."

Pfft. Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. Quite the strong words you've stated there, bub. Now calm down. There's no need to act so pissy and spoil everyone's mood.

Drop the whole spunky girl act? What act? Well geez, sorry for trying to be nice to some of the XWF roster. Now, I'm not trying to be anyone's lapdog. I'm just trying to get acquainted with others. That's all. What, I can't make a couple of friends here and there? I'm not here to let myself be "fawned" over by anyone. In fact, I've already said that I'm not here to suck on anyone's dick or just be mere eye-candy to the boys, but I guess you just weren't paying attention at the time. Then again, you've got your ass handed to you one too many times that your IQ dropped and you can't seem to understand anything or pay attention to anyone anymore. And damn right I do think that I'm one of the best XWF has to offer. I'll gladly kick your ass anytime of the day to prove it to you otherwise. I know how to back my words up in the ring.

Oh boy, and here goes another idiot playing the "you suck dick!" card. Yawn. Anything else better you would like to say other than something as weak and illiterate as that? I don't need to seduce the head of the federation to prove my self worth amongst the XWF roster. Like I said, I just step into the ring and let my wrestling skills do all of the talking. As the old saying goes: "Actions speak louder than words".

I don't know what your problem is, but you better keep that attitude of yours in check. You think you can just talk down on me like that? Who the hell made you the King around here?

The Horseman, finally realizing he was poked a long while ago and was currently seated somewhere far away from where he remembered being, shakes his head and looks up at the unfolding scene before clearing his throat.

THE HORSEMAN: How did I even get here?

You refuse? How discouraging, but very well. I'll gladly wait until you and the young lady settle your differences, if that will lead us to "normal" circumstances. Instead of using that hole in your face and fail at proving your point, as you always do, perhaps you could use those amazing ring skills of yours? I know you've denied the challenges from the ladies before, but poking your nose where it doesn't belong... That's just like a challenge, is it not?

"Lookie here, boys! She says actions speak louder than words! So she'll actually suck your dick instead of saying that she'll suck your dick. You see how your own words can be turned against you, dumb bitch? What exactly does my win loss record have anything to do with getting your ass out of this federation. We don't really need another woman acting like hot shit walking around the joint while all of the men look over her with blood shooting out of their noses. We already have Roxy for that and the dumb slut is long gone."

"You know how to back up your words, huh? Okay then, back them up. I'm right here in front of your face, why wait until we get into the ring? Oh right, because you're a woman, and anything you do in and out of the ring would be considered an embarrassment by society."

"In the XWF, there are very few people you can call friends. Most of the time, the first person you'll meet will turn out to be your worst enemy. Oh, and also in the XWF,when people see a woman, many of the wrestlers in here would want you to bend over to let them use you like Arthur did with the stone."

"So, not only is she a wench, she's also a naive one. Yeah, do yourself a favor and get the fuck out of here. Maybe the Disney corporation would be a better place for you."

(10-19-2014, 08:30 PM)AerialKnight Said: "Lookie here, boys! She says actions speak louder than words! So she'll actually suck your dick instead of saying that she'll suck your dick. You see how your own words can be turned against you, dumb bitch? What exactly does my win loss record have anything to do with getting your ass out of this federation. We don't really need another woman acting like hot shit walking around the joint while all of the men look over her with blood shooting out of their noses. We already have Roxy for that and the dumb slut is long gone."

"You know how to back up your words, huh? Okay then, back them up. I'm right here in front of your face, why wait until we get into the ring? Oh right, because you're a woman, and anything you do in and out of the ring would be considered an embarrassment by society."

"In the XWF, there are very few people you can call friends. Most of the time, the first person you'll meet will turn out to be your worst enemy. Oh, and also in the XWF,when people see a woman, many of the wrestlers in here would want you to bend over to let them use you like Arthur did with the stone."

"So, not only is she a wench, she's also a naive one. Yeah, do yourself a favor and get the fuck out of here. Maybe the Disney corporation would be a better place for you."

Bravo, bravo. What a job well done, sir! You turned my own words against me! Yay! Congratulations, you want a cookie or something? You can call me all the things you want. Wench, whore, dumb bitch, whatever. The fact of the matter is that I'll still kick your ass. And, since you really want to go there...

*Jill, out of nowhere, balls her hand into a fist and sends a punch over at Aerial Knight to hit him right on his chin.*

Is that enough action for you?

The knight just barely dodges the fist to the chin, but the fist just grazes his nose. The knight responds by delivering a slap to her face with the utmost ferocity.

"Heh, plenty. Name a date and I can send your ass packing."

Leon walks into the room where he sees Heartsford and Lorder having a fight. Leon squeals, and gets out two buckets of popcorn and two seats.

"Dustin! Get over here! We got a catfight going down!"

The Doctor reaches his hand out and stops the Knight's hand from striking the young woman.

Ignoring my statements, Mister Knight, will not make me go away. By interrupting one of my sessions just now, you've placed a target on your back. Miss Lorder, my dear, I suggest you choose to finish this little dispute in the ring and let us get back to what we were doing.