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Kliq!Pack up your bags!
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John_Black Offline
Tha Soulja Of Nuthin'



XWF FanBase:
The 'cool' kliq fans

(booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)


#41
09-24-2014, 07:20 PM

I'd relaunch ECW before that happens. Or fuck around in TNA or Indies... i'm not trying to sell out myself to you or your company.

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Vince McMahon (09-25-2014)
Shawn Michaels Offline
The Heartbreak Kid



XWF FanBase:
Kids, women, some teens

(fighting the odds; helps others; disliked by adult males)


#42
09-24-2014, 07:46 PM



John Black? What's your middle name, "Is?"

You have a stupid hat, just like Vince made Ron Simmons wear when we first brought him in to be Rocky Maivia's daddy. I fucked Sunny, by the way.

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Vince McMahon (09-25-2014)
Gator Offline
The Walking Disaster



XWF FanBase:
Mixed

(loved by some; hated by some; dips between clean/dirty)


#43
09-24-2014, 07:50 PM

"Who didn't fuck Sunny."

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Vince McMahon (09-25-2014)
Shawn Michaels Offline
The Heartbreak Kid



XWF FanBase:
Kids, women, some teens

(fighting the odds; helps others; disliked by adult males)


#44
09-24-2014, 07:57 PM



You!

You didn't screw Sunny right in front of Skip like I did. Then I made him clean up after us and the Kid pooped in his bags.

And hers.

Hey man, you can get with her now if you want - she sells herself on Skype.

OR - you could watch me - THE HEARTBREAK KID SHAWN MICHAELS - on the WWE network for only

$9.99!!!!

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Vince McMahon (09-25-2014)
Peter Fn Gilmour Offline
the man with the SUPER DICK



XWF FanBase:
Hardcore, psycho fans

(cheered for breaking rules and bones; excessively violent; creative with weapons)


#45
09-24-2014, 08:38 PM

hey all u old farts.. go back up north. this is the XWF not the old folks home

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SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion
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Vince McMahon (09-25-2014)
Vince McMahon Offline
I'm Vince McMahon Dammit!



XWF FanBase:
Men, some teens

(booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty)


#46
09-24-2014, 08:49 PM

THE BOSS: "Why don't you go back to the buffet table you fat fuck!"

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Peter Fn Gilmour (09-25-2014)
Mastermind Offline
Active in XWF



XWF FanBase:
Some of everyone

(cheered; very rarely plays dirty but isn't lame either; many likable qualities)


#47
09-24-2014, 09:08 PM

Why don't you go to the retirement home, that's where all old wrestlers should go to, including you Vince.

Overall - 64 Wins 107 Losses 8 Technicals 2 Draws 1 No Contest
Comeback Record - 4 Wins 5 Losses
8th Year Record - 2024 - 4 Wins 5 Losses
7th Year Record 2023 - 5 Wins 16 Losses
6th Year Record 2022 - 5 Wins 8 Losses 1 Draw
5th Year Record 2020 - 7 Wins 12 Losses 1 No Contest
4th Year Record 2019 - 12 Wins 1 Draw 21 Losses
3rd Year Record 2018 - 6 Wins 2 Losses
2nd Year Record 2015 - 1 Wins 9 Losses 2 Technical
1st Year Record 2014 - 24 Wins 34 Losses 6 Technicals


February 2020 Star of The Month
November 2014 Star Of The Month

Former 2x XWF Television Champion
Former XWF Thursday Night Anarchy Champion - 2022 - 1 Successful Defence
Former Three Time X-Treme Champion
Former Two Time Ark of the Covenant Champion
Lost in the 1st Round of the Woodstock Open - Wrestlestock 2019
Semi Finalist in the XWF King of the Ring 2020

50TH CAREER WIN vs TOMMY WISH - Wednesday Night Warfare - 2ND SEPTEMBER 2020

100TH CAREER LOSS vs BOB D - Weekend Warfare - 12TH AUGUST 2023

150TH MATCH vs HGH
100TH MATCH vs LUX - FOR THE TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
50TH MATCH vs DUNCAN B DEADLY

HAVE APPEARED IN 22 PAY PER VIEW MATCHES IN XWF HISTORY


Check out my page for victories and losses

UPDATED

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Vince McMahon (09-25-2014)
X-Pac Offline
Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP



XWF FanBase:
Mixed reactions

(cheered heavily at home; hated by some; dips between clean/dirty)


#48
09-24-2014, 11:05 PM

Well, if you guys had any talent

or could draw decent ratings

Then Shane wouldn't have to turn to the kliq!

our age ain't the numbers that matter. its the RATINGS NUMBER that matters!

and the ratings numbers dont lie

x-pac, scott, big kev, hunter, and shawn = strong ratings

mastermind, john black, gilmour, and kendall = no viewers

because all 4 of them... SUCK!!

and if you're not down with that, then we got two words for ya










SUCK IT!
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Vince McMahon (09-25-2014)
Shawn Michaels Offline
The Heartbreak Kid



XWF FanBase:
Kids, women, some teens

(fighting the odds; helps others; disliked by adult males)


#49
09-24-2014, 11:21 PM



Good ol' Vinnie Mac knows EXACTLY who to thank for those ratings - definitely not punks like Mastermind, or this Pete Gilmour guy. Gilmour, you wanna call me old, but I bet your MOMMA was wearing HBK t-shirts and dressing you up like me when you were a kid! Too bad even then you were too fat to fit into my tights.

I made the WWE what it is today by making superstars out of nobodies like Steve Austin and Rocky Maivia - without me, without the KLIQ spreading far and wide and even watching the Hulk Hogan Ego Tour down in Atlanta interesting for a few years, you two chumps wouldn't even have jobs!

That's why Vince here just stands there gulping and lets me do whatever the hell I want - because he owes me his whole life!

H over here bangs the Billion Dollar Princess, but Vince was my bitch long before that!

And just like my buddy Pac here says - if you ain't down with any of that, you can just SUCK IT!

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Vince McMahon (09-25-2014)
Diesel Offline
WWF Champion in Perpetuity



XWF FanBase:
The 'cool' kliq fans

(booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)


#50
09-25-2014, 02:15 AM

I'm staying right here, Vince! It's where you told me to go in the first place!

If you don't like it, then maybe I should just effete you in the ring...

I mean defeat you in the ring!

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Triple H Offline
Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP



XWF FanBase:
Teens, some men, few kids

(cheered BECAUSE they break rules and bones)


#51
09-25-2014, 03:55 AM

Invasion?

Who said anything about an invasion?

The Kliq isn't here to run things at all.

We're just a couple of guys brought in to increase ratings, wrestle some of the XWF's low rent talent and collect a pay check.

That's it.

So don't you worry John Black, we aren't here to take your job.

If anything The Kliq is here to enhance the careers of guys like you.

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H.H.H

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Peter Fn Gilmour Offline
the man with the SUPER DICK



XWF FanBase:
Hardcore, psycho fans

(cheered for breaking rules and bones; excessively violent; creative with weapons)


#52
09-25-2014, 04:54 AM

Hey hbshizzle don't u got a goat to fuck???

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3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion
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I'm Vince McMahon Dammit!



XWF FanBase:
Men, some teens

(booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty)


#53
09-25-2014, 06:36 AM

THE MAN WITH THE REDDEST FACE: "I'm damn sick and tired of this XWF krap!"

"You boys wanna stay with these fat assholes and this punk Mastermind who calls us old but looks about 50 himself. FINE!!!"

"But I'm staying too. I'm gonna watch you ungrateful sacks of crap like a hawk! And I'll wait till you come crawling back."

"Huuuh. At least Austin isn't here."








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Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP



XWF FanBase:
Men, some teens

(booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty)


#54
09-25-2014, 02:11 PM

Dad... The Prodigal Son is here and don't worry pops, I'm not planning on buying XWF right from under your nose like I did with WCW. I'm here to help you!

Plus, I need a break from that YOU on demand stuff



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Triple H Offline
Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP



XWF FanBase:
Teens, some men, few kids

(cheered BECAUSE they break rules and bones)


#55
09-25-2014, 02:18 PM

Still having problems wetting the bed Shane?

Yeah, Steph told me about that.

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H.H.H

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Shane McMahon Offline
Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP



XWF FanBase:
Men, some teens

(booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty)


#56
09-25-2014, 02:32 PM

Look who it is, my big nosed brother-in-law. Hey, Trip just think if I hung around in the WWE, I would have your job. The boy wonder is a successful business man. Guess what? I DID IT ALL ON MY OWN! Unlike you, Pinocchio


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Triple H Offline
Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP



XWF FanBase:
Teens, some men, few kids

(cheered BECAUSE they break rules and bones)


#57
09-25-2014, 02:42 PM

You did what on your own?

Used the money that pops gave you to start your own business?

How's that working out for you?

I heard you lost a couple mil last year.

Not me though, I'm still raking in the cash.

Oh and by the way, Marissa offered to blow me at last year's family Christmas party.

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I'm Vince McMahon Dammit!



XWF FanBase:
Men, some teens

(booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty)


#58
09-25-2014, 02:50 PM

THE MAC DADDY: "Just look at my two boys arguing. Brings a damn tear to my eye."

"You two remind me of the Briscoe brothers, but better, somehow."

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XWF FanBase:
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(booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty)


#59
09-25-2014, 03:07 PM

You're racking?
Wow.. Still stupid ain't ya? Don't you mean raking?
Anyway how is Lynn? Please tell her to stop texting me and sending me nudes.
I'm a married man. You might be with my sister but I don't want your's. Yuk.
Oh and have you finally stop taking the roids?

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