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Vince McMahon · **09-24-2014, 04:11 PM**

VINCE MCMAHON: "You boys! You know who you are!"

"Diesel!"

"Razor Ramon!"

"X-Pac!"

"Shawn Michael!"

"And that rapist Triple H!"

"I did not spend my hard earned billions promoting your rasses so you could go gallivant in some unknown fed! So, this is my first and only warning. Get the hell back to the WWF or...."

"YOU ARE ALLL FFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDD!!!!"

Triple H · (09-25-2014)

Hey Vince. Your daughters vagina is magical.

Also..

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Vince McMahon · **09-24-2014, 04:18 PM**

(Vince McMahon shakes his fist)

VINNIE MAC: "You rapist! Get your steroid tainted dick away from my precious Stephanie!"

Triple H · (09-25-2014)

Keep it up Vince and Linda will be next.

Who doesn't love a little mother daughter action am I right?

Shawn?

Shawn?

Where the hell is Shawn?

Vince McMahon · **09-24-2014, 04:24 PM**

THE HIGHER POWER: "Keep testing me Triple H! My Corporate team will leave you bloodier than your good friend X-Pac's torn anus!"

"But you do make a good point. Where the hell is Shawn Michaels? I have a score to settle with him and GOD!!!!"

Triple H · (09-25-2014)

A score to settle with God? Sounds like you've been hitting the roids a little too hard Dad. Dad. Daddio.

Mastermind · (09-25-2014)

Mastermind rolls his eyes

"Omg it's the return of Yesterdays Men."

Vince McMahon · **09-24-2014, 04:27 PM**

THE PRINCIPLE OWNER OF THE WWF: "ME!? STEROIDS!? I only passed the stuff out in the locker room!"

"It was you and your buddies who horded the stuff like Halloween candy, son!"

Vince McMahon · **09-24-2014, 04:29 PM**

VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON: "Undertaker is here too!"

"GET YOUR RASS BACK TO THE WWF! YOU HAVE A STREAK TO DEFEND!"

Mastermind · (09-25-2014)

(09-24-2014, 04:29 PM)Vince McMahon Said: VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON: "Undertaker is here too!"

"GET YOUR RASS BACK TO THE WWF! YOU HAVE A STREAK TO DEFEND!"

Sorry but you've mistaken me for the old dude. There's about two other taker look alikes here too.

My name is Mastermind, and if you don't watch it, you're mind will be Mastered too.

Triple H · (09-25-2014)

Don't waste your time with him Taker 2.

His mind is long gone.

It happens with old age right Pops?

Vince McMahon · **09-24-2014, 04:36 PM**

THE PRESIDENT OF THE KISS MY ASS CLUB: "HOW MANY TAKERS!"

"Why, I could make a fortune! And Mr. Mind. I'm a businessman, not a fighter. So, stick to someone your own level you son of a bitch!"

(He ponders for a moment)

"I HATE AUSTIN!"

Vince McMahon · **09-24-2014, 04:37 PM**

THE MAC DADDY: "I'm not old! I'M IMMORTAL!"

Vince McMahon · **09-24-2014, 04:51 PM**

THE BIG SWINGING DICK OF THE WWF: "A long, long time ago. I had sex with a midget. Apparently I had an ugly dwarf son. Are you my son Fordo?"

"For a little man, you look like a big disappointment."

RazorRamon · (09-25-2014)

Hey-Yo Hunter. You tell dis main to suck it and suck it hard.

Daddio. Dis is the bad guy's house, main. Get the F out, chico!

Vince McMahon · **09-24-2014, 05:10 PM**

THE COVER OF MEN'S HEALTH MAGAZINE: "With a mouth like that you could be my son. It's a true shame you work for that filthy jew, doesn't he run ECW? Extremly Crappy Wrestling!? No wonder he ended up here too."

"And RAZAH!!!!! I was the one who gave you that damned toothpick! Show me some goddamn respect!"

"I'M VINCE MCMAHON DAMMIT!"

Derrick Silva · (09-25-2014)

"So it seems the superstars of yesteryear have come to see the superstars of tomorrow, eh? Ah well, could be worse. Could have some random jobbers from the WWF here. Like Vince Mc- Ooooh wait...."

Vince McMahon · **09-24-2014, 05:20 PM**

VINCE MCMAHON: "JobHUH!!! ME!?"

"Son, I'm a business man! I have more money than you have sense! You're the one who has done nothing of worth in life you pitiful scumbag! Here I am, addressing Frodo and the Kliq and you show your face and think you're actually someone!? YOU ARE NOTHING! Go suck some dick for heroin, or whatever you used to do before you tripped and fell into this worthless fed."

Derrick Silva · (09-25-2014)

"Hah, says the guy who lost his daughter's virginity to Triple H. Face it, your show is basically run by the Kliq. You just don't know it."

Vince McMahon · **09-24-2014, 05:29 PM**

THE GOD OF WRESTLING: "Stephanie can do want she wants with her .... flower ... It has nothing to do with me, I never lost her virginity, she did it herself. And look at what she became!"

"Evil and vindictive just like me! Hunter's tiny dick actually did some good for once. AND I run my show! I'm the one who runs it week in and week out, I pay the talent and I FIRE anyone who pisses me off! If you were, God forbid, my employee. I'd have you shining Vince Russo's shoes all year round."

X-Pac · (09-25-2014)

Sorry Vince, but Shane

offered us some big contracts that we couldn't say no to.

If you can match what he's paying us then we can talk about coming back.

If not, then we got two words for you and John Cena:

SUCK IT!

Vince McMahon · **09-24-2014, 05:34 PM**

MISTER MISTER MAC-MAC-MACMAHON: "I'll pay you all triple of what that pervert is paying if you come back to the WWF."

"Fuck Cena! I like Shelton Benjamin better anyway."

Derrick Silva · (09-25-2014)

"Bah, please Vinnie O' Mac, I wouldn't want to join a company who's golden goose only has five moves for his move- set."

X-Pac · (09-25-2014)

Hold up, even if you pay us triple that still means we gotta work like 300 days a year.

I want a schedule like what Brock has.

Oh, and on top of that I still get to work here in the XWF.

If youre not down with those terms then i got just 2 words for you and Linda

SUCK IT!

Vince McMahon · **09-24-2014, 05:49 PM**

GAGAAHAHHHHHHHHHH: "Fuck you PAC! You're not worth it!"

"I'll clone 500 Gary Strydoms WOW and have them all fight each other!"

"And Sky, shut up! I'm wasting precious breath talking to you."

Shawn Michaels · (09-25-2014)

At long last my boyhood dream has come true!

I got so sick and tired of getting screwed over in the WWF that me and my whole KLIQ decided to come run rampant in the XWF!

Vinnie-Mac, you and your chin, and your children's chins, need to stop wagging at HBK and the Kliq, or I'm gonna put them all in the ground and tune up the band for some SWEET

CHIN

MUSIC!

This one's for your wife, Vince!

Derrick Silva · (09-25-2014)

"Ah, please Vinnie O' Mac. Here, we have someone who has omnipotent powers. Over out in Words Worst Entertainment, you got a rapper wannabe who says 'poop' every other promo."

Vince McMahon · **09-24-2014, 06:02 PM**

VINNIE: "Shawn, you get screwed!?"

"You don't remember the Montreal screwjob!?

"That pill addiction finally catch up to you?"

RazorRamon · (09-25-2014)

Hey-yo! You didn't me no toothpick, main.

I bought all my toothpicks with the money that I got from you, Daddio.

Vince McMahon · **09-24-2014, 06:19 PM**

MINNIE VAC: "You keep this up, no one will be on the WWF payroll and I'll give all your money to..."

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

"LEX LUGER!"

Shawn Michaels · (09-25-2014)

Vin-man, you're the only one riding the ol' Lex Express.... if ya know what I mean!

And let's set the record straight right now, McMahon - BRET SCREWED BRET.

Triple H · (09-25-2014)

Stephanie lost her cherry long before the man with the triple sized dick showed up. Unless we are talking about her anal cherry then yes that was all me.

Sorry babe but the world needed to know.

John_Black · (09-25-2014)

Man, all I see is bunch of New Generation Superstars who did that infamous MSG incident. With Hall and Nash leaving to WCW with half of the major popular guys since the mid 80s-90. Yes Vince, you had Mable a king when Savio Vega should have been one himself.

Micheals, you should have jumped ship to WCW to form nWo with your "Kliq" friends make WWF turn into turd.

Hunter, you seem better jobbing to Ultimate Warrior then you actually being "King Of Kings"

Vince, go take your former "new generation" superstars and skink up W.G.W.F company and attempt to make another shitty InVasion...but with out DDP stalking Taker's wife and making half the ECW/WCW guys look like shit.

Vince McMahon · **09-24-2014, 06:53 PM**

VINCE MCMAHON: "Shawn, you're right. Bret did screw Bret."

"And Hunter. Does Stephanie know you dressed up as KANE and fucked a corpse?"

Vince McMahon · **09-24-2014, 06:57 PM**

(09-24-2014, 06:51 PM)John_Black Said: Man, all I see is bunch of New Generation Superstars who did that infamous MSG incident. With Hall and Nash leaving to WCW with half of the major popular guys since the mid 80s-90. Yes Vince, you had Mable a king when Savio Vega should have been one himself.

Micheals, you should have jumped ship to WCW to form nWo with your "Kliq" friends make WWF turn into turd.

Hunter, you seem better jobbing to Ultimate Warrior then you actually being "King Of Kings"

Vince, go take your former "new generation" superstars and skink up W.G.W.F company and attempt to make another shitty InVasion...but with out DDP stalking Taker's wife and making half the ECW/WCW guys look like shit.

THE GUY WHO HATES AUSTIN: "Who the hell are you!? Don't answer that, I simply do not care."

"And with what you said. Vince Russo did it."

John_Black · (09-25-2014)

But, you seem to support crash TV... making your own dad turning in his grave...for making a company that once had credibility. Plus, you took over them territories like it was nothing.

Vince McMahon · **09-24-2014, 07:09 PM**

VINCE: "Taking over the territories was nothing to me boy. You should remember that."

"Also, that mask gives me an idea. How would you like to be R-Truth's sidekick?"

John_Black · (09-25-2014)

I'd relaunch ECW before that happens. Or fuck around in TNA or Indies... i'm not trying to sell out myself to you or your company.

Shawn Michaels · (09-25-2014)

John Black? What's your middle name, "Is?"

You have a stupid hat, just like Vince made Ron Simmons wear when we first brought him in to be Rocky Maivia's daddy. I fucked Sunny, by the way.

Gator · (09-25-2014)

"Who didn't fuck Sunny."

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