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AerialKnight · **08-29-2014, 02:29 PM**

Since no one else has attempted to pin him in a long while, Loverboy decided to take it easy and have a nice little walk through the park. Relaxing yes, but he just can't help but think that someone will pin him. Nevertheless, the park eases his thoughts and helps ease the tension. Just then, he slips on a banana peel and lands flat on his back! After that, a very small package falls on top of his head! The top opens up, allowing a clothespin to jump out and pinch him in the shoulder! 'This sounds like something out of an animated movie!', Vinnie thinks to himself! Just when he thinks it's finally over, a pair of handcuffs come out and clasp his hands, restraining him from getting up!

Johnathan Heartsford is sitting in the theater, sipping his Dr. Pepper as he watches whatever the fuck Disney has released this time. His eyebrow is raised high, trying to understand all of this.

"Man, with a movie titled 'Lover's Rollup', you'd think I'd be prepared for anything. I just wasn't thinking that Poor, innocent Vinnie over here would be put down so easily."

**Vincent Lane** · **08-29-2014, 03:16 PM**

Sigh.

(08-29-2014, 02:29 PM)AerialKnight Said: Since no one else has attempted to pin him in a long while, Loverboy decided to take it easy and have a nice little walk through the park. Relaxing yes, but he just can't help but think that someone will pin him. Nevertheless, the park eases his thoughts and helps ease the tension. Just then, he slips on a banana peel and lands flat on his back! After that, a very small package falls on top of his head! The top opens up, allowing a clothespin to jump out and pinch him in the shoulder! 'This sounds like something out of an animated movie!', Vinnie thinks to himself! Just when he thinks it's finally over, a pair of handcuffs come out and clasp his hands, restraining him from getting up!

Johnathan Heartsford is sitting in the theater, sipping his Dr. Pepper as he watches whatever the fuck Disney has released this time. His eyebrow is raised high, trying to understand all of this.

"Man, with a movie titled 'Lover's Rollup', you'd think I'd be prepared for anything. I just wasn't thinking that Poor, innocent Vinnie over here would be put down so easily."

Dude, seriously, you're making fantasy bondage movies about me and shit now? What about honor and all that? Trying to jump a guy before your scheduled match? You want an unfair advantage or something, dude?

AerialKnight · (08-29-2014)

"It's Disney, what do you expect?"

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **08-30-2014, 12:55 AM**

Shane squints and rubs his eyes. Nope, still doesn't see an actual kickout happening even after all the commotion.

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THREE!!

New Champ: Aerial Knight

**Vincent Lane** · **08-30-2014, 09:11 AM**

Well that's just rude.

AerialKnight · **08-30-2014, 09:23 AM**

Well ya didn't really kick out, so it's only fair. :P

**Vincent Lane** · **08-30-2014, 09:28 AM**

I'll just get it back. But shouldn't the clothespin be the champ? You didn't pin me. :P

AerialKnight · (08-30-2014)

Well, the clothespin only pinched ya and the handcuffs weren't on top of you, so I'd have to say that the Disney corporation wins this time around. :P

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-30-2014, 01:21 PM**

wow u guys are so in trouble when the guy who is on top of this company wins the belt and sends you boys back to school!

AerialKnight · **08-30-2014, 01:26 PM**

KICK OUT!!!!!

-On top (I count it.)
-Schoolboy is a kind of pin
-You're Peter Gilmour.
-Back

"Listen, Gilly, at least be original when you try to pin me. Don't steal my mojo."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-30-2014, 01:29 PM**

im gonna send you to oklahoma so I can roll over you and hit you with my wheelpin bitch

AerialKnight · **08-30-2014, 01:32 PM**

ANOTHER KICK OUT!!!

-Oklahoma Roll
-Wheelpin
-You're still Peter Gilmour
-Roll Over

"Just get the fuck out of here, will ya?"

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-30-2014, 03:33 PM**

why dont I open the doors to hell for u bitch. I"m done mounting you and having blood cover your entire pissant body

AerialKnight · **08-30-2014, 03:38 PM**

KICKOUT FOR THE THIRD TIME IN A ROW!!!!

-Mounting (Gross)
-Cover
-You're STILL Peter Gilmour
-PIssaNt

"You will not be missed, royal fool."

Tommy Gunn · **08-30-2014, 03:47 PM**

Wait...you are done mounting him?

Which means you have been mounting him?

Homo alert.

We have a homo in our midst.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-30-2014, 03:50 PM**

he missed one ;)

AerialKnight · **08-30-2014, 03:54 PM**

I don't see how or where I missed one. Care to elaborate?

AerialKnight · **08-30-2014, 03:59 PM**

And just in case Tommy's post is a pin, KICKOUT!!!

-Mounting twice in one post.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-30-2014, 06:02 PM**

OPEN

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