(08-29-2014, 02:29 PM)AerialKnight Said: Since no one else has attempted to pin him in a long while, Loverboy decided to take it easy and have a nice little walk through the park. Relaxing yes, but he just can't help but think that someone will pin him. Nevertheless, the park eases his thoughts and helps ease the tension. Just then, he slips on a banana peel and lands flat on his back! After that, a very small package falls on top of his head! The top opens up, allowing a clothespin to jump out and pinch him in the shoulder! 'This sounds like something out of an animated movie!', Vinnie thinks to himself! Just when he thinks it's finally over, a pair of handcuffs come out and clasp his hands, restraining him from getting up!

Johnathan Heartsford is sitting in the theater, sipping his Dr. Pepper as he watches whatever the fuck Disney has released this time. His eyebrow is raised high, trying to understand all of this.

"Man, with a movie titled 'Lover's Rollup', you'd think I'd be prepared for anything. I just wasn't thinking that Poor, innocent Vinnie over here would be put down so easily."