Darren dude, you might wanna Google kathoey before calling anyone else gay.

Haven't you ever been to Thailand?

T: "Darren, even I'm astounded by how dumb you are."

"Be careful guys. Darren will compare people to you. That's his big thing, anyone is mean to him and he compares then to other people."

(08-22-2014, 06:55 PM)SwagMire Said: "Be careful guys. Darren will compare people to you. That's his big thing, anyone is mean to him and he compares then to other people."

Shut up young Uncle Rukus!

T: "Haha."

"Hey Swagmire.... I'm sorry to be a pain, but can you do that dance you do while singing Tom Jones?"

"I'm a fan of yours you see."

(08-22-2014, 06:45 PM)Loverboy813 Said: Darren dude, you might wanna Google kathoey before calling anyone else gay.

Haven't you ever been to Thailand?

T: "Hi Yaoi. Sorry if I said your name wrong. Neat mask."

Who in the hell?

Did we start a talent exchange with IWGP?

"Jesus Christ! You Mean Satoko is a guy?!!!"

Darren vomits violently all over everyone.

(08-22-2014, 07:09 PM)Darren Dangerous Said: "Jesus Christ! You Mean Satoko is a guy?!!!"

Darren vomits violently all over everyone.

"How did you know figure it out when you two slept together?"

Dude those leopard print thongs were actually mine, man.

It was dark and I was still drunk from all that absinth Scully's mom forced on me.

(08-22-2014, 06:11 PM)AerialKnight Said: He laughs slightly.

"I'm not doing it to get someone angry. I'm just doing it because I just want to get together with some of my fellow competitors. As friends of course."

I feel you may need another one of my cards, my friend. Here, take it.

(08-22-2014, 07:09 PM)Darren Dangerous Said: "Jesus Christ! You Mean Satoko is a guy?!!!"

Darren vomits violently all over everyone.

You're looking at this all wrong double d.

"I see that I've missed quite a bit. My apologies to everyone, Todd especially. I don't mean to be rude, but I might as well respond to all the 'lovely' sentences directed towards me before I let Sir Todd continue with whatever the fuck he was doing."

Quote:I have no harem. The only women I surround myself with are my mother and my niece. I just have respect for women. As long as their white and clean. No monkey hoes.

"I can't help but shake the feeling that you're either lying or really fucking desperate. Either get a proper woman that matches your preferences or go back to your basement home."

Quote:This may actually be the only factual statement you've ever made, at least in my case. Congrats, blind squirrel finding his nuts on a broken clock inside a dogs asshole that has the sun shining down on it and all that jazz.

"Female or not, that insult got you nowhere. Good try though. I'm sure that someone's jimmies are rustled somewhere."

Quote:He's gonna be the pissed one when his debut gets spoiled.

"Need I remind you that you have a very important match with three of the most dangerous men in this roster? I know you'll have partners, but there's no denying that you'll be feeling pain long after you face me. Not to worry though; knowing how hard you're training, I'm sure that you'll bring your A-Game when facing me."

He smiles before making his leave.

"There you are, Sir Todd. You may proceed to continue talking about whatever you wish."