Let me Introduce myself

After a week of thought and discussions with friends and family I had made my decision. I have just left the XWF Headquarters. It was very busy in there, phones ringing, employees rushing around. In fact, one clown nearly knocked my coffee on to my designer suit before I even made it to the main office. If that same clown had ruined my suit and made me look bad in front of the owner or owners should I say, I don't know if I would of walked out of there on my own without being escorted by security or even the police. I think that same idiot who wasn't paying attention would also have been taken out on a stretcher and put into an ambulance. Luckily though for him and even myself things didn't have to go down like that. In fact, I was very happy right now. I had just signed a contract to join the XWF. This was the start of my career, when I say that I mean the start of my career in the big leagues. Sure, I had been successful in smaller companies, but I hadn't been in a company as big as the XWF. The NWO we're very impressed with my trial three weeks ago and got back to me sooner than expected. I had been offered a one year contract with the possibility of extending it if my career was going in the right direction. I was determined to get that extension. After all I had made a lot of sacrifices. I am originally from Birmingham, England and was now in the USA, a long way from home. Even though wrestling was popular in the UK, America was the place where wrestling was at it's biggest. Here I was stood outside the headquarters enjoying the fresh breeze of air in my face, taking it all in. I took my Samsung Galaxy S5 mobile phone out of my pocket to turn my phone back on, a few messages come through from close friends and family wishing me luck today. I heard footsteps coming towards me so I looked up. A muscular looking guy who didn't look in the best of moods stared at me. I stared back for a few seconds before continuing to look back through my texts. I suddenly feel some force as this muscular guy barges past me. I wait for a couple seconds to see if I get an apology of some sort. Nothing. The guy says nothing. I walk after him and call him

Scully "Yo....."

The guy ignores me. I call him again.

Scully " Oiii...."

Still he continues to walk on as he enters the headquarters through the automatic doors. I put my hand on his shoulder and turn him around so he's facing me.

Scully " What the hell is your problem?"

This guy just stares at me with a smug look on his face. Now I'm feeling a little pissed off


Scully " Ignoramus.... I'm fucking talking to you!! I'll ask you again, what is your problem?"



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"Normally I would disagree with you McBride just because I don't like you, but this is one of those rare occasions that I have to swallow my pride and go along with you."

Darren Dangerous was only trying to refill the ink cartridge in the office printer so he could print off some nude pictures of Zoey Ryback that leaked recently, he sees some British guy in a cheap Rockstar Spud looking suit.

Scully: Yo... what the hell do you want?

Darren ignores the guy and tries to keep from laughing at the tacky atrocity he is wearing.

Scully: Oi... I asked you a question.

Darren can't hold back any longer.

Darren: First of all I am confused here. Are you supposed to e a British wigger or something? I mean who the hell says "yo" and "oi"?

Scully: How dare you insult me, the great Sully!

Darren sneezes in Sully's coffee.

Darren: I'm sorry... what were you saying?

Scully gets an angry look on his face and goes to toss his hot coffee at Darren, but before he has the chance Darren slaps at it and the entire cup flies back on Scully covering his lame suit in hot coffee and causing him to scream to loudly the people in the building a block away can hear him.

Darren: Have a nice day.

Well that never went down as planned, the coffee was meant to burn this Butterbean wannabes, bald headed face. Now here I was wet through and smelling like I've had a shower in coffee beans. Mcbride and Butterbean just laughed at me. I was about to go into a rage as I loosened my tie on my "cheap ass" Armani suit. I took my jacket off and threw it to the ground. I had been insulted and racially discriminated for being British. I guess I sneaked across the borders right?! I thought about it but managed to calm myself down pretty quickly. Both Mcbride and Butterbean went to walk off down the corridor before I called them both and got there attention.

Scully " Hey ladies where you going so soon? We haven't finished here, we have unfinished business"

The both of them looked at one aanother and walked back down the corridor towards me. First I look at Mcbride....

Scully " Mcbride right?

Mcbride nods his head.

Mcbride "It's Michael Mcbride"

Scully "Well listen here Mcbride, I have some information for you. The surname Mcbride is from a Irish and even Scottish heritage. Michael is also Irish unfortunately for me I share that first name with your skinny ass. So your not exactly a full Yank are you? More of a Wank stain. You want me to go back to my own country?? Why don't you make me? Go against me in my debut match? See if you can force me out of here?!"

Michael Mcbride seemed to like the idea. I then turn my attention to "Butterbean ".

Scully " So who are you suppose to be? A fat version of Butterbean? "

Butterbean doesn't like the insult.

Butterbean " My name is Darren Dangerous you scummy English prick!"

I smirk. I might get a beating by these two clowns with what I say next but I'll stand my ground.

Scully" English? You mean the language you Americans use. The only thing Dangerous about you Darren is the fact that your so overweight that artery's are probably clogged and you'll probably die sooner rather than later. Oh and I've already called you a fat version of Butterbean, which means you also resemble Uncle Vester and Kingpin. Man... You certainly don't have much going for you apart from Cheeseburgers. How about after I beat Mcfart here, I then beat you! Bitch!"

Darren considers shoving his finger in Scully's face but then he takes another look at that stupid thrift store suit he probably bought from a half dead crackhead in an alley somewhere along with Rockstar Spud's face and can no longer hold it back. He busts out in laughter which in turn causes McBride to do the same. Scully's facial expression changes to pure anger.

Darren: Aww you look so cute when you are mad.

McBride continues to laugh.

Darren: I tell you what crumpet, how about to make up for the coffee I buy you a cup, err... spot of tea and we call it even? What do you say? You look like a Snapple kind of guy.

At this point McBride is practically on the floor laughing which catches the attention of others in the office.

Scully: Snapple... SNAPPLE?!

Darren: This is America man we don't sell that stupid shit the queen drinks.

Scully: What makes you think I even like tea?

Darren: You are British aren't you?

Scully nods.

Darren: I thought all Brits like tea. Don't you?

Scully: Yes but that's besides the point.

Darren just shakes his head at the strangely dressed little man in front of him. He realizes that the conversation is going nowhere and just walks away leaving Scully still smelling like the inside of a 7-11 standing in the hallway.

So it's true us Brits do drink quite a bit of tea. In fact I drink tea, nothing wrong with a good old cup of freshly brewed tea. Americans like drinking iced tea. They can't make a proper cup of tea because there not as intelligent. "Butterbean" ignored my challenge for a match, probably cuz he knew he's fat ass would get smacked around the XWF arena and he wasn't good enough to step in the ring with me. He gave me some 12 year old insults, which admittedly we're a little funny but he is also about as boring as a plank of wood. Thankfully he had chatted shit and decided to run away like a little school girl. "Butterbean" walked off up corridor as I shouted something.
Scully " Boing.... Boing... Boing... Hey Butterbean you going to get another cream cake?! Go to the gym you fat piece of monkey crap"
"Butterbean" aka Darren Dangerous just continued walking. I then turn my attention to Michael Mcbride. He had accepted my challenge. Even though he was a bit of douche he was man enough to face me. He even wants an Extreme Rules match.
Scully "Ok, Mcbride... Me and you one on one in an Extreme Rules match. You better bring your A game and whatever you do, do not underestimate me".

Scully Has Received 1 New E-Mail

From: Darren Dangerous [doubled@vagitarian.com]
Subject: No Subject

Yeah sure I will be glad to kick your teabagging ass around the ring. Also as a sign of good faith, here is a smart video that might help you in the future presented by an old friend of mine.

Darren Dangerous Has Received 1 New E-Mail

From: Scully [kingscully316@yahoo.co.uk]
Subject: Re: No Subject

Thanks for the video, much appreciated. Enjoyed it actually. Sometimes predictive text don't help. Next time though before you pull someone on their grammar, in future please check your spelling. Anyway glad you accepted my challenge Butterbean. When would you like your ass whooping?

Scully Has Received 2 New E-Mails

From: Darren Dangerous [doubled@vagitarian.com]
Subject: Re: Re: No Subject

As far as an ass beating goes, I'm afraid I already got that today, my friend, Angela is a dominatrix and as a favor I let her get some of her aggression out. Don't worry though, I'm ok. She on the other hand won't walk right for a few days. How about we do this on one of the days of the PPV? I already promised an ass kicking to that Urebay so I might as well fuck your day up as well. In fact why not make it a ladder match? I will put up $5,000 of my own money t be up for grabs if you would be willing to do the same.

.................

From:: Darren Dangerous [doubled@vagitarian.com]
Subject: P.S.

Fuck the Beatles :)

Darren Dangerous Has Received 1 New E-Mail

From: Scully [kingscully316@yahoo.co.uk]
Subject: Re: Re: Re: No Subject

I'm up for that... I can't seem to see a date for this Pay - per - view though. In fact, it doesn't even have a name. I did promise to face your buddy Mcbride on Madness after the PPV aswell.
$5,000 sounds good to me, I'll put $5,000 in too. So that's £2980.28. Poor Angela, wish her a speedy recovery.
Oh, this cup of the finest tea is going down well ?
It's funny you mention The Beatles, the biggest selling music artists in the United States all the way from England. I have a song I reckon you'll be singing during and after our match... Enjoy ?

Neonero.... I'm listening, what is your proposal?

I think he wants to take you into a public bathroom and George Michaels you, Scully.

ALL YOU PEOPLE IS THE SAME.

I hate people who look different

and if u dont like it then u can leave                                                                                   

GO BACK TO ENGLAND YOU FUCKING QUEER!

Yeah, NeoNero, go back to getting baton raped by Frodo. .

(08-10-2014, 12:41 PM)john madison Said: GO BACK TO ENGLAND YOU FUCKING QUEER!

Did you really just complain about my lack of originality before calling me the R-word? I don't use the R-Word because it hurts those goofy bastard's feelings. You should have more empathy, guy who is desperately trying to seem cryptic but is coming off like a tryhard virgin.

(08-10-2014, 12:44 PM)Blizzard Said: Did you really just complain about my lack of originality before calling me the R-word? I don't use the R-Word because it hurts those goofy bastard's feelings. You should have more empathy, guy who is desperately trying to seem cryptic but is coming off like a tryhard virgin.

I did not realize Nero was a sailor . It's only a Jack when it's Jacked on a ship. And he has the fortitude to refer to someone as . Lovely. Fucking . No wonder there was no clamor for his return when he left.

Tapes a cock to his head, thinks he's an effigy for fortitude, comical.

Baby if you have words, take off the disguise and whip your cock out, let's fence.

Some of you are spreading around so much gayness I am going to fuck the next nice big set of female titties I see.

(08-10-2014, 02:02 PM)Neonero Said:

Tapes a cock to his head, thinks he's an effigy for fortitude, comical.

Baby if you have words, take off the disguise and whip your cock out, let's fence.

Man in a mask calls out a man in a mask for wearing a mask. Love that situation. Tell you what, boy, you stop wearing yours, and I'll stop wearing mine. And for the historical record, St. George was as much of an imperialist as King James. He just wad worse at it. Georgie came to England as a Roman Legionnaire. Not to spread peace and love, but to spread the Roman Empire. James, who commissioned the Union Flag, came from Scotland to take his throne. The difference? James' conquest still stands. Not only are you a hypocrite, but you're misinformed, and full of false bravado. Congrats.

(08-10-2014, 02:12 PM)Mr WGWF Said:

(08-10-2014, 02:02 PM)Neonero Said:

Tapes a cock to his head, thinks he's an effigy for fortitude, comical.

Baby if you have words, take off the disguise and whip your cock out, let's fence.

Man in a mask calls out a man in a mask for wearing a mask. Love that situation. Tell you what, boy, you stop wearing yours, and I'll stop wearing mine. And for the historical record, St. George was as much of an imperialist as King James. He just wad worse at it. Georgie came to England as a Roman Legionnaire. Not to spread peace and love, but to spread the Roman Empire. James, who commissioned the Union Flag, came from Scotland to take his throne. The difference? James' conquest still stands. Not only are you a hypocrite, but you're misinformed, and full of false bravado. Congrats.

Man in a mask? Clearly you are new here after all, if you're to make such a mundane comment. To make things clear; the appearance of the mask means I am not especially taking you seriously. The lack of mask means I am in a slightly more serious mood.

With regards the flag, I find it comical that you feel in a position to attempt lecturing me. Because I mentioned the word imperial? You do realise St George never set foot in the UK? And was a Christian symbol? See how he flies in Catalunia? Nice try though. It's always fun when Google attempts to trash talk me. Bravo!

dont mind him nero.. he's a

SUCK... MY... DICK!

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Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

That just makes it worse. And either way he was an imperialist, and you're using as a stance against imperialism just makes you the fool. Perhaps you might want to try and persuade people with less hypocrisy in your tone. Use a real proper Englishman, like Henry VIII. Oh no, he was an imperialist as well. Maybe because your country is nothing but a breeding ground for horrible arrogance, often misplaced, and imperialism. Good show, though. Maybe Boudicca can come stop that nasty trend you don't like.

(08-10-2014, 02:28 PM)Mr WGWF Said: That just makes it worse. And either way he was an imperialist, and you're using as a stance against imperialism just makes you the fool. Perhaps you might want to try and persuade people with less hypocrisy in your tone. Use a real proper Englishman, like Henry VIII. Oh no, he was an imperialist as well. Maybe because your country is nothing but a breeding ground for horrible arrogance, often misplaced, and imperialism. Good show, though. Maybe Boudicca can come stop that nasty trend you don't like.

I say if this bitch has the balls to show up for his match with Gilmour, we should all get a crack at him on his way out of the building. We can make this flamer run the gauntlet so to speak.

Oh, Neo. You seem incapable of getting my point. Mostly because you are vastly too far up your own ass. We'll do it this way, you, me, the ring. Not a loser leaves town match, it doesn't need to be. You'll leave after you lose anyway.

(08-10-2014, 02:57 PM)Mr WGWF Said: Oh, Neo. You seem incapable of getting my point. Mostly because you are vastly too far up your own ass. We'll do it this way, you, me, the ring. Not a loser leaves town match, it doesn't need to be. You'll leave after you lose anyway.

How many threads do you to destroy by moaning about a take over, and loser leave town matches? It's getting boring rather quickly.

(08-10-2014, 02:57 PM)Mr WGWF Said: Oh, Neo. You seem incapable of getting my point. Mostly because you are vastly too far up your own ass. We'll do it this way, you, me, the ring. Not a loser leaves town match, it doesn't need to be. You'll leave after you lose anyway.

Oh, God, are you implying that you're a Man U fan? That would at least explain your gaping b-hole.

Make your excuses, or attempts to claim to know my identity. But don't worry, they're all noted as incorrect. It's ok to be afraid, a lot of people are. As for losing to Peter, we'll see. For the record, I never claimed to be a CCP Guy, that was your friend Peter's claims for me. Or rather he claimed I was CCP. Good going there. And Theo is dead, try and keep up.

(08-10-2014, 03:39 PM)Mr WGWF Said: Make your excuses, or attempts to claim to know my identity. But don't worry, they're all noted as incorrect. It's ok to be afraid, a lot of people are. As for losing to Peter, we'll see. For the record, I never claimed to be a CCP Guy, that was your friend Peter's claims for me. Or rather he claimed I was CCP. Good going there. And Theo is dead, try and keep up.

Throwing a reference, does not a claim make.

But clearly you would not raise the W - G- W -F banner unless you WISHED that we believe you to be a CCP guy. And if you knew ANYTHING then you'd know I am the last guy to give a shit about that.

The fact you ignore that and try to bottom feed on me as if I were the carrion you desire tells me everything about who you are and arent.

PS: Frak! Frak! Frak! Hi, Les.

guys if u want a piece of him after I get through kicking his ass and breaking his neck, u got it!

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

Neonero whatever your crappy name is... You talk a load of shite. No one.... and I mean no one tells me what to do! I couldn't give a dam if your a fellow English man, I heard what you had to say and it was a waste of time!