Letters from Morbid Angel-“Dear Mandiii…ain’t you dandy, lookin all sandy with MY FUCKING TITLE AROUND YOUR SKINNY BITCH WAIST! GIVE ME MY SHIT BACK BEFORE I GOUGE OUT YOUR EYE AND SKULL FUCK YOU!


Ignore that…I can do better…



Roses are red, violets are blue sugar gives you cavities and YOU ARE A FUCKING WHORE! GIVE ME WHAT IS MINE OR FUCKING DIE, BITCH!!!!



Nah…here is the money maker….



Ring around the rosie, pocket pull of posies, ashes, ashes YOU FUCKING FALL ON THE GROUND AND GET PINNED BITCH!!!! THAT BELT IS FUCKING MINE! MMMIINNNNEEEEEEE! “




Morbid sneaked up behind Mandii and grabbed her tight and bit her neck like a fucking vampire! A vampire with AIDS! He then lifts her off the ground and slams her down hard! She was unconscious! Morbid goes for the pin!


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"Shane Anonistrator" walks onto the scene, counting $100 bills. He is wearing his classic Charlie Sheen mask. Without even turning his head he extends his fist out to his side to punch Frodo Swaggins right in the nose.

Shane A: "You know what you did."

"Shane" sees the pin happening and pockets his cash, clapping his hands together to count the THREE count!

Shane A: "Looks like we have a new X-treme Champion! What's amazing to me is the timing here because as of yesterday, Mandii had been the X-treme Champ for SIX WEEKS and has competed successfully during that time, earning her a 24/7 Briefcase!!!"

"Shane" tosses the title to Morbid Angel and then tosses a shiny new briefcase over to Mandii!

Shane A: "Enjoy your new toys, folks!"