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Smoke · **12-10-2013, 01:06 PM**

Smoke sees Shane's great wall of potatoes and grabs one. He begins to beat the shit out of it.

That shit was rigged I tell you!! RIIIIIIGGEED!!

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **12-10-2013, 01:19 PM**

gotta love SCIENCE!

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (12-11-2013)

Shane throws a potato and it hits Smoke Man in the back of the head, bouncing off and somehow smacking Gilly right in the face!

: Yeah! A two-fer!

Shane runs off with a potato in hand, laughing like a little girl.

Logic · **12-10-2013, 01:22 PM**

Logic floats around the room, its essence tapping on Smoke Man's shoulder ever so slightly.

How can I be Smoke Man when we are existing within the same room, conversing with the same people at the same time?

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **12-10-2013, 01:25 PM**

I figured it out! Logic is Tri Bute!

Future drop those future pants, Tri Bute. We need to future check your future password... *clap clap*

Smoke · **12-10-2013, 01:30 PM**

Smoke stands at Logic brushing his shoulder.

See!? Finally some logic!

...wait...

Tri Bute · (12-10-2013)

Tri Bute future stepped in wearing a future apron; he was cooking future pancakes when he future heard Shane's call. Tri Bute did as he asked and removed his future pants. It wasn't the first time he took off his future pants for a guy with an eye patch and he already knew it wasn't the last.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **12-10-2013, 02:47 PM**

Peter picks up the potato Shane threw at him and throws it right at Tri Bute's nether region. IT CONNECTS and TRI BUTE IS DOWN! But the force of the throw was so hard, it hit everybody else in the room rendering them unconscious.

"That's how it's done"

Smoke · **12-10-2013, 02:51 PM**

Smoke slaps Gilmour around the back of the head.

Can't stop me, bitch. I'm an enigma.

Then Smoke delivers Gilmour a swift kick in the bualls.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **12-10-2013, 02:54 PM**

ok jeff hardy

Smoke · **12-10-2013, 02:56 PM**

Smoke kicks Peter in the stomach, who is hunched over after that first kick to the bualls.

Nice insult, bro.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (12-10-2013)

suck my dick

Smoke · **12-10-2013, 02:59 PM**

Smoke looks over Gilmour.

Nah. I guess since you're already on your own knees, you should get to it yerself, while you're there.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **12-10-2013, 03:50 PM**

i cant see it. are u john cena?

Smoke · **12-10-2013, 03:52 PM**

...No... You can't see it because I hadn't unzipped my trousers, fuckwad.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **12-10-2013, 11:33 PM**

nobody wants to see your microscopic penis anyways

Logic · (12-11-2013)

(12-10-2013, 03:50 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: i cant see it. are u john cena?

(12-10-2013, 11:33 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: nobody wants to see your microscopic penis anyways

Seeing as though you were actively searching for it, rational thought would dictate that you wanted to see it.

Steve "KingSlayer" Davids · **12-11-2013, 12:36 PM**

Logic is for suckers

Logic · **12-11-2013, 12:40 PM**

(12-11-2013, 12:36 PM)SteveDavids Said: Logic is for suckers

What makes you say that, Steve? The fact that you've never used a shred of logic in your life? That can make someone weary of those who know how to harness it to their advantage, enslaving the mentally weak. No no, the real truth is "Logic is for kings".

For, without logic, you're the gullible fool. It's what makes you, you, Mister Davids.

Steve "KingSlayer" Davids · **12-11-2013, 12:43 PM**

Not as knowledgeable as perhaps you should be aye Logic? I am sure we will all come to see that, in time.

Logic · **12-11-2013, 12:51 PM**

(12-11-2013, 12:43 PM)SteveDavids Said: Not as knowledgeable as perhaps you should be aye Logic? I am sure we will all come to see that, in time.

With all due respect, Mister Davids, I was not the one coming out of left field with asinine, baseless comments. I am not the one speaking in pseudo-intellectual tongues in an attempt at confusing people into thinking I'm saying something more impactful than what is actually being conveyed. And certainly, I am not the one who deals in the unknown, in cryptic messages about the future that you cannot predict. Do you know the statistical probability of fatally slipping in the shower? 2232 to 1, Mister Davids. Your "in time" remark could be rendered useless, just like that. In fact, I could give more death odds, but my point has been proven and I didn't have to make people wait while I produced proof.

Steve "KingSlayer" Davids · **12-11-2013, 01:02 PM**

Long boring ramblings doesn't make you logical.

raYne 2.0

Logic · **12-11-2013, 01:07 PM**

(12-11-2013, 01:02 PM)SteveDavids Said: Long boring ramblings doesn't make you logical.

raYne 2.0

Ignoring facts presented right before you isn't a very good thing to do. You're beginning to behave dangerously close to Peter Gilmour. Oh, I'm sure you'll ignore that too, just like both you and Gilmour have proven capable of doing.

Smoke · **12-11-2013, 01:15 PM**

(12-11-2013, 01:07 PM)Logic Said:
(12-11-2013, 01:02 PM)SteveDavids Said: Long boring ramblings doesn't make you logical.

raYne 2.0

Ignoring facts presented right before you isn't a very good thing to do. You're beginning to behave dangerously close to Peter Gilmour. Oh, I'm sure you'll ignore that too, just like both you and Gilmour have proven capable of doing.

I wouldn't be so sure about that. If Gilmour is anything to go by he'll ramble on about shit like 'threads' and 'spammer' or whatever the fuck they're supposed to be. And Steve? Well, pretty soon he'll try making fun of your name of all things.

Logic · **12-11-2013, 01:19 PM**

(12-11-2013, 01:15 PM)Smoke Man Said:
(12-11-2013, 01:07 PM)Logic Said:
(12-11-2013, 01:02 PM)SteveDavids Said: Long boring ramblings doesn't make you logical.

raYne 2.0

Ignoring facts presented right before you isn't a very good thing to do. You're beginning to behave dangerously close to Peter Gilmour. Oh, I'm sure you'll ignore that too, just like both you and Gilmour have proven capable of doing.

I wouldn't be so sure about that. If Gilmour is anything to go by he'll ramble on about shit like 'threads' and 'spammer' or whatever the fuck they're supposed to be. And Steve? Well, pretty soon he'll try making fun of your name of all things.

Mister Davids already has. He's also proven to have the attention span of a louse, calling something that took thirty five seconds tops to utter a "long, boring rant". He truly isn't as clever as he thinks he is, that much is certain.

Logic · (12-11-2013)

To be fair, the whole "your promo is boring" defense is pretty Gilmour-esque. Peter loves going to that insult.

Logic · **12-11-2013, 01:34 PM**

(12-11-2013, 01:25 PM)John Madison Said: To be fair, the whole "your promo is boring" defense is pretty Gilmour-esque. Peter loves going to that insult.

And yet; I see nothing particularly insulting to that comment. Well, allow me to rephrase that, I see nothing particularly insulting to myself or anyone on the receiving end. All it really shows is that the person on the giving end of that comment is too mentally deficient to pick up on the meaning and are resorting to pulling at straws for a retort. No actual logic, reasoning, or justification to the statement because enjoyment is subjective. Then again, Gilmour and Davids are from what I gather narcissistic to an extreme. They cannot be proven wrong in their heads because they are incredibly deluded. In essence, they suffer from selective Alzheimer's and arrogance simultaneously and are the types that cannot function in society. The cast offs. I'm sure they'll embrace it, because as narcissists, they cannot be wrong.

Despite the fact that they are very much incorrect.

Steve "KingSlayer" Davids · **12-11-2013, 01:41 PM**

To be fair, I didn't expect to have to listen to a fucking lecture when I made a light, uncomical joke. I do see how it was Gilmouresque, Gilmour's a great champion and I want to be just like him. Only I want to remain skinny and shagging women rather than fat and shagging flesh light's, google it, and whatever the fuck Rose Smith is.

Steve "KingSlayer" Davids · (12-12-2013)

oh and P.S. Been proven wrong a lot of times and I know it. but you can all suck my dick!!!

Logic · **12-11-2013, 01:51 PM**

(12-11-2013, 01:41 PM)SteveDavids Said: To be fair, I didn't expect to have to listen to a fucking lecture when I made a light, uncomical joke. I do see how it was Gilmouresque, Gilmour's a great champion and I want to be just like him. Only I want to remain skinny and shagging women rather than fat and shagging flesh light's, google it, and whatever the fuck Rose Smith is.

You did come into a dispute unannounced, and uninvited. You should've expected anything, seeing as though this federation is far from anything that could be considered normal. That is your fault, but you're too far gone to see that.

Also, you really are not clever. Not at all.

Steve "KingSlayer" Davids · **12-11-2013, 01:56 PM**

Admittedly maybe I should have not butted in. Though, people create this illusion of me that I claim that I am intelligent when the fact is that's just not true. I do not think I am by any means deluded or stupid though; my sanity has always been somewhat questionable.

Yet I am calm but bitter.

Logic · **12-11-2013, 02:02 PM**

(12-11-2013, 01:56 PM)SteveDavids Said: Admittedly maybe I should have not butted in. Though, people create this illusion of me that I claim that I am intelligent when the fact is that's just not true. I do not think I am by any means deluded or stupid though; my sanity has always been somewhat questionable.

Yet I am calm but bitter.

I will only get into the business of answering the very first part of this. I do appreciate your admission of a mistake, and because of that I will state that I might've possibly been incorrect in labeling you a narcissist. That was mainly due to a lack of information, with the only information being the words we have exchanged. However to publicly admit a wrong is something that narcissists universally tend to avoid.

Although I don't necessarily enjoy your presence, I do not feel this argument needs to continue any further, and bid you adieu.

Steve "KingSlayer" Davids · (12-11-2013)

Farewell to ya.

Steve skips along, kicking his heels together in mid-air on his way.

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