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Logic · (12-08-2013)

Greetings, and salutations! I am Logic, the part of the brain sadly, sadly untapped by most in this day and age. Not that any other generations were proficient, but still. This is the most advanced of civilizations and not too many of you are aware of how to process and act rationally and logically to the situations and stimuli around you. First and foremost, the biggest offender of logicality that I see here is Peter Gilmour! Now, why Gilmour, why do you continue to mock logic with your idiocy?

You should be ashamed of yourself!

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (12-08-2013)

wow another loser from the loony bin.. great job shane..

logic knows no logic because it is ILLOCIGAL to be LOGICAL..

have a nice day!

Logic · (12-08-2013)

(12-08-2013, 06:32 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: wow another loser from the loony bin.. great job shane..

logic knows no logic because it is ILLOCIGAL to be LOGICAL..

have a nice day!

If I was in a human body, that had the ability to blink, I would be blinking a lot. Was that an attempt at being philosophical o something? Because that was without a doubt the stupidest thing I ever heard in my entire life and you understood the words I am communicating you would be ashamed of yourself but I'm sure you only know how to barely speak the language of English and can't understand a single lick of it. Logicality is the backbone of existence, despite attempts at hiding it in spirituality.

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (12-09-2013)

Oh snap. Gilly dropping logic bombs up in here yo. My potatoes are getting moist.

Tony Santos · (12-08-2013)

(12-08-2013, 06:39 PM)Logic Said:
(12-08-2013, 06:32 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: wow another loser from the loony bin.. great job shane..

logic knows no logic because it is ILLOCIGAL to be LOGICAL..

have a nice day!

If I was in a human body, that had the ability to blink, I would be blinking a lot. Was that an attempt at being philosophical o something? Because that was without a doubt the stupidest thing I ever heard in my entire life and you understood the words I am communicating you would be ashamed of yourself but I'm sure you only know how to barely speak the language of English and can't understand a single lick of it. Logicality is the backbone of existence, despite attempts at hiding it in spirituality.

Shut up, poopie face. You're making no sense.

Theo Pryce · (12-09-2013)

When Gilmour is dropping logic bombs on people the End Times is not far off.

Logic · (12-08-2013)

(12-08-2013, 06:40 PM)Tony Santos Said:
(12-08-2013, 06:39 PM)Logic Said:
(12-08-2013, 06:32 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: wow another loser from the loony bin.. great job shane..

logic knows no logic because it is ILLOCIGAL to be LOGICAL..

have a nice day!

If I was in a human body, that had the ability to blink, I would be blinking a lot. Was that an attempt at being philosophical o something? Because that was without a doubt the stupidest thing I ever heard in my entire life and you understood the words I am communicating you would be ashamed of yourself but I'm sure you only know how to barely speak the language of English and can't understand a single lick of it. Logicality is the backbone of existence, despite attempts at hiding it in spirituality.

Shut up, poopie face. You're making no sense.

Imitating Peter Gilmour isn't a very solid idea, Mister Santos. You never know when you're going to suddenly drop 100 IQ points just from attempting to "think" like him. I hope you heed this warning. The alcohol really isn't helping your brain any as is.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (12-08-2013)

the doctor dropped u on your head.. thats logical that you're such a stupid fuck..

but why would I argue logic with an ILLOGICAL fake person like u?

ZakMisery · **12-08-2013, 06:53 PM**

Oh bloody hell...and just when I thought this place couldn't get any weirder...a bloody brain...no...a section of the brain...Great...I think I'm going to need a drink. Yes, a nice stiff drink...and maybe this will all just be a dream. Just one fucked up dream I'm having because I accidentally ingested one of Luca's many pills...A stiff drink and some sleep.

Logic · (12-08-2013)

(12-08-2013, 06:49 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: the doctor dropped u on your head.. thats logical that you're such a stupid fuck..

but why would I argue logic with an ILLOGICAL fake person like u?

So, I'm a fake person who got dropped on my head. I don't have a head in the first place on account on being the manifestation of logic put into one essence, one aura. That in and of itself is a logical fallacy on your part, not unlike the ones you spill all over the place whenever that floodgate of a mouth you have on you opens. Yet, you're so serene in your delusional state of thinking, where that's the pinnacle of what makes something logical, that you can't even see it.

This is why you should be ashamed of yourself, and

should be ashamed too, for letting this obviously deranged man remain employed.

Hunter Payne · **12-08-2013, 07:00 PM**

(12-08-2013, 06:39 PM)Logic Said: The alcohol really isn't helping your brain any as is.

Yes! That goes for all of you!

Next, tell them the logical effects that crystal meth has on the human body.

Logic · **12-08-2013, 07:00 PM**

(12-08-2013, 06:53 PM)ZakMisery Said: Oh bloody hell...and just when I thought this place couldn't get any weirder...a bloody brain...no...a section of the brain...Great...I think I'm going to need a drink. Yes, a nice stiff drink...and maybe this will all just be a dream. Just one fucked up dream I'm having because I accidentally ingested one of Luca's many pills...A stiff drink and some sleep.

You do appear quite scatterbrained, seeing as though it's seemingly impossible for you to come to a full stop whenever you speak. Just trailing off and fading back into the banter. Assuming that just because you can't understand it, that it isn't real. That's the precise reason why logic is so unused! No one thinks rationally because everyone seems to have forgotten how, and since it confuses them to do so, they tune it out. You're a prime example of this, Misery. Even moreso than Gilmour.

Liz Hathaway · (12-09-2013)

Damn, Peter. Getting served by a portion of the Human Brain. That's a new low for you.

Logic · **12-08-2013, 07:09 PM**

(12-08-2013, 07:00 PM)*Hunter Payne* Said:
(12-08-2013, 06:39 PM)Logic Said: The alcohol really isn't helping your brain any as is.

Yes! That goes for all of you!

Next, tell them the logical effects that crystal meth has on the human body.

Logical effects on the human body? Speaking only about logic, as the first bit inquires, deterioration of the brain results in an ability to remember things long term, impaired motor skills, and of course an evaporation of intelligent thought. Why you needed to ask logic how to explain something so obvious is beyond me.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **12-08-2013, 07:19 PM**

figures xwf signs a halfwit

ZakMisery · **12-08-2013, 07:20 PM**

I'm just in a state of shock. Not getting sleep would make anyone scatterbrained.

Logic · **12-08-2013, 07:32 PM**

(12-08-2013, 07:19 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: figures xwf signs a halfwit

Halfwit: a foolish or stupid person. It appears that you are the halfwit you claim to have been signed by the XWF, Mister Gilmour. At least you're admitting it now. That's a start.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **12-08-2013, 07:43 PM**

i admit ur not logical

Logic · **12-08-2013, 07:59 PM**

(12-08-2013, 07:43 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: i admit ur not logical

We've already discussed that you're the antithesis of logic, you don't know what logic is.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **12-08-2013, 08:02 PM**

oh god why bother

Logic · **12-08-2013, 08:32 PM**

(12-08-2013, 08:02 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: oh god why bother

I am continuing on because the ramblings of one less idiot being taken seriously is an accomplishment that within mere hours of arrival, I have accomplished. Good luck facing the world that is very much aware of your logical shortcomings, Mister Gilmour. If you would like to be humiliated further, I could always posses a human body and challenge you to your own domain; a wrestling match. There's a high statistical probability of my success in that endeavor as well. So, what do you say about it? You, me in a body, a wrestling ring? Nothing on the line other than the chance to say you beat Logic. Not that you will actually be able to say that, that is all in theory.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (12-08-2013)

i aint fighting logic so logically its illogical to challenge me.. no deal

!

**12-08-2013, 11:41 PM**

Peter is afraid of Logic! Big surprise there.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **12-09-2013, 10:25 AM**

u sir are afraid of your own shadow and losing to me ;)

Logic · **12-09-2013, 01:18 PM**

(12-08-2013, 10:51 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: i aint fighting logic so logically its illogical to challenge me.. no deal !

Why not Peter? Are you scared that you can't beat an aura that hasn't had a human embodiment in millennia? Logical fear, but one that doesn't match the rest of your idiocy. Please, Peter. Allow yourself to be beaten by logic once more.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **12-09-2013, 01:27 PM**

logic says u wont beat me.. i know everything

Logic · **12-09-2013, 01:34 PM**

(12-09-2013, 01:27 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: logic says u wont beat me.. i know everything

No you don't. In fact, you run closer to the extreme of knowing nothing than whatever abomination of truth you vomited up this time. However, if you're to be so abrasively incorrect and arrogant, why don't you try to prove that in the ring? Pick a date. I'll find a suitable body in plenty of time.

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **12-09-2013, 01:44 PM**

(12-09-2013, 01:34 PM)Logic Said:
(12-09-2013, 01:27 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: logic says u wont beat me.. i know everything

I'll find a suitable body in plenty of time.

I hear HOGM is letting people rent the body she created. It's really nice too.

I'm thinking we remove HOGM's brain while she is attached to her body, insert you in its place, and let nature take its course.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **12-09-2013, 01:45 PM**

but shane that would be too easy for me to win.. besides this lame brain doesnt know my secrets ;)

Logic · **12-09-2013, 01:52 PM**

(12-09-2013, 01:45 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: but shane that would be too easy for me to win.. besides this lame brain doesnt know my secrets ;)

A brain? Haven't you head me refer to myself correctly as an aura? I have no need for your secrets because, you know what? Your own imbecilic vanity makes it impossible for you to think of yourself as the blathering dunce you really are, so I won't waste the time explaining.

However, if you're so adamant of it being an easy win, why not take it? Logic would dictate that as the better thing to do.

Oh, and Mister

: I'll find my own body, thank you very much.

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (12-09-2013)

You don't like my idea? SUCK MY DICK!

Logic · (12-09-2013)

(12-09-2013, 01:53 PM)The Baked Potato Said: You don't like my idea? SUCK MY DICK!

Stop. You're being an enabler. I expect this from the same man who lets Gilmour run around under contract.

Gavin Graves · **12-09-2013, 02:59 PM**

This...is...FUCKIN' awesome!

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **12-09-2013, 07:49 PM**

shame a former ufo champion is behind this... oh yeah i went full shoot BITCH

Logic · **12-09-2013, 09:52 PM**

(12-09-2013, 07:49 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: shame a former ufo champion is behind this... oh yeah i went full shoot BITCH

This, might be the stupidest thing I have ever heard in my entire existence, and the reason why this entire world is circling the drain, slowly but surely falling into an abyss from which there is no escape. I exist within every brain, untapped, unfulfilled because of cretins like you. In essence, I posses the strength of every champion ever crowned. More power floating between my figurative finger tips than you could ever comprehend. Oh wait, I shouldn't say that because now you're going to back out of the match like a coward.

Smoke · **12-10-2013, 07:40 AM**

(12-09-2013, 09:52 PM)Logic Said:
(12-09-2013, 07:49 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: shame a former ufo champion is behind this... oh yeah i went full shoot BITCH

This, might be the stupidest thing I have ever heard in my entire existence, and the reason why this entire world is circling the drain, slowly but surely falling into an abyss from which there is no escape. I exist within every brain, untapped, unfulfilled because of cretins like you. In essence, I posses the strength of every champion ever crowned. More power floating between my figurative finger tips than you could ever comprehend. Oh wait, I shouldn't say that because now you're going to back out of the match like a coward.

I would say that you've just burned Gilmour, but i doubt he understood most of the words you said anyway, and he'll probably just end up telling you to 'suck his dick', or something along those lines.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (12-10-2013)

dont lie to the ppl smokey!! u r logic

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **12-10-2013, 10:29 AM**

Let's get the XWF doctors, all 50 of them, to draw some samples of Smoke Man's IP. We will test his IP sample in a lab to see if it matches up with Logic's.

Smoke · **12-10-2013, 12:41 PM**

OOC: Isn't the stuff about IPs OOC?

Me? Logic? What gave you potato-lovers that idea!? For one, I'm not a damn brain, as you can see. And two... Do you really think I speak like that? Or at least am capable of doing so? You've known me for about three months, and I think you'll find that I have a significant lack of logic.

Smoke sits in the corner and pouts, keeping as far away from Shane and his 'IP test' as possible.

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (12-10-2013)

OOC: No, this is an IC board nigga and Shane has a screw loose. Behold!

Shane and 50 doctors line the room, all staring at a printer that appears to be the only actual object in the room other than the table it's sitting on top of. The printer begins to smoke...

: It's coming. Now we'll now all about Smoke's IP whether he wanted to show us his IP or not.

The printer spits out a piece of paper. There are a series of dots, dashes, random squiggly lines and splashes of color on it.

: Yes... YES! This confirms exactly what Professor Gilmour hypothesized. There is no denying this piece of paper!

Shane folds it into an airplane, opens the window, and gently tosses the plane right out the window so the entire world now can know the truth. Shane turns back to the fifty doctors that are lined up, picks one of them out of the lineup, and starts peeling it. The other potatoes give no reaction... because they're potatoes.

: Calm down guys... you'll get your turn!

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