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John_Black · (12-06-2013)

What's Up XWF people, it's a boy named John Black and I am here to say, that I am BACK from my hiatus since my last show I hosted for Shove It. Now, the reason why I haven't booked myself for weeks now is because, I am secretively planning on something that will involve with a Kardashins, yes those lovely people from The E! network and what not.

Also, i'm eyeing on that JMadd bitch who lost his HER crown to the Theo. The thing that threw me off was how she ended up in a pile of shit, i felt that was all set up to make him HER look easy. The real JMadd would go ape shit crazy find his way back into getting his own crown back. But this is just my own opinion for the fact that match was very predicable in my eyes.

Ever since i posted my hit list agenda, it hasn't set off yet at all. Ann is in some rehab facility, so she out, and Anthony is STILL on my radar, and THE female counterpart Madison, is still on my mind on when to fuck himHER. Also, the titles im hunting for is still under my radar, but the only stepping stone is that Nova guy is all around the world with it while Glimour has a "Fatback" awaiting to gain his fat back and he's still Xterme Champ. Plus his XWF Shoot just screams "STFU...i'm better than you".

Fuck, why am I even doing this promo? Simple, to hype my upcoming match for to become a FIVE TIME UFO Champion. Man, that title gives me good memories of trying to pin so many other people while people try to pin ME for it. I remember that day when Mark Flynn given up his belt to me and also fondly remembered Luca just dropped the title onto me. So me and this title has a lot of history, just like Outsider Stone with the X-Terme title back in the days.

Jenny Alvin, the white girl who had tasted Payne's lips after she gotten violated by him over the title. Alvin, this whole thing with the tea is sorta odd to me. Since we are going to teabagging each other in the ring, than we should at least grab some coffee first. Hell, your my Ann Thraxx to my Green Tea I drink everyday after a long day.

Alvin, i don't know your history very well, but all I know is that once I pour different amounts of tea's on you, you might wanna reconsider your lust for Tea's and just stick with drinking Hunter's cum sink water. I know you're ready to give up that title to me so i can take care of all these guys who are trying to pin you for it.

So basically, i'll see you on December 7th of Shove It and get ready to drink some tea after I bet you on Saturday, THAT UFO Title will be placed in my hands. While you Jenny, will have nothing but your Tea & Crumpets to keep you company.

See you all at Shove It!

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