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**12-01-2013, 08:27 AM**

(12-01-2013, 06:55 AM)Smoke Man Said:
(12-01-2013, 06:46 AM)John Madison Said: Wait a minute, Smoke Man has a title shot lined up? Against someone who isn't even Black Circle?

Wait, you mean to tell me he could easily switch over to Madness and get the same thing from Sid Feder?

OPPRESSED!

Ahem.

Smoke drags in a TV screen and turns it on, already playing the relevant part of his promo from the PPV.

Smoke Man Said:In this hand I hold the key! A gift from Shane himself! For any title shot, any time I want!

Smoke switches the TV off.

Remember when I was Shane's 'lacky'? That's when I got the note, which was about a month ago... which I guess is further proof that Shane will only help those who help him, because he's 'cool like that'.

Now I know that Austin is as much as a sheep as the rest of you, I guess it really doesn't matter, because I'm pretty sure the message will get across either way.

And hey, when both of the shows' titles are in the hands of the two who are trying to spearhead their own different causes against the Black Circle... I guess things will get interesting.

So your message to the people is to obey Shane

and you'll get opportunities. Imagine that, if you work hard for the boss, he'll give you a shot. Sounds like a fair deal to me seeing as how I have the option of walking away at any moment.

Sid Feder had an opportunity at the European Title after being given an opportunity to compete in Lethal Lottery last year.

John Austin had an opportunity at the United States Title after being given an opportunity to win a 24/7 briefcase.

Peter Gilmour, Griffin MacAlister, LJ Havok, Sebastian Duke, and Tony Santos have had opportunities at the King of the XWF crown.

It was Shane

who put together the Lethal Lotto in order to put another briefcase into circulation. You signed up for it, competed, and even got a second chance at one point.

You talk about oppression but you have nothing to support that claim.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **12-01-2013, 08:57 AM**

I work my as off for this company and I still don't get title shots! sure i got shots at the King of the XWF, when maddy was a man, though he's still a BITCH, but I think I deserve more title shots. look what I've done in the span of a few weeks. Won the Xtreme Title from a Mr. Radio who held the belt for a long time. Then I defended it against 4 other guys and WON! To say I dont deserve title shots and other things is ridiculous!!

Steve "KingSlayer" Davids · **12-01-2013, 09:01 AM**

I will get my title match against you in time though Gilmour... And you shall be a champion no more.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (12-02-2013)

we'll see about that bub

John Raide · **12-01-2013, 09:09 AM**

"Moral of the story -- hard work pays off and cream rises to the top. Some people need to stop with the victim mentality."

Jessie-ica Diaz · (12-01-2013)

(12-01-2013, 08:57 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: I work my as off for this company and I still don't get title shots! sure i got shots at the King of the XWF, when maddy was a man, though he's still a BITCH, but I think I deserve more title shots. look what I've done in the span of a few weeks. Won the Xtreme Title from a Mr. Radio who held the belt for a long time. Then I defended it against 4 other guys and WON! To say I dont deserve title shots and other things is ridiculous!!

Get help, Peter.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **12-01-2013, 09:38 AM**

stop being a BITCH maddy...

Jessie-ica Diaz · **12-01-2013, 09:42 AM**

(12-01-2013, 09:38 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: stop being a BITCH maddy...

Stop being so fucking brain dead, Gilmour.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **12-01-2013, 10:04 AM**

shut your vagina jessie!

LJ Havok · **12-01-2013, 10:12 AM**

Pete, you never help your case.

Jessie-ica Diaz · **12-01-2013, 10:12 AM**

(12-01-2013, 10:04 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: shut your vagina jessie!

My face lips are the ones moving. You're either brain dead, or a pervert, or even likelier, both. Learn basic human anatomy before trying to speak, jagoff.

John Raide · **12-01-2013, 10:22 AM**

"Y'now, sometimes, Pete. Silence is golden."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (12-02-2013)

why dont u make me stfu

John Raide · **12-01-2013, 10:45 AM**

(12-01-2013, 10:32 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: why dont u make me stfu

"Just name the time and place. I'll be there."

LJ Havok · **12-01-2013, 11:00 AM**

(12-01-2013, 10:32 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: why dont u make me stfu

You sound like a spoiled child.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (12-02-2013)

whatever guys suck my dick

John Raide · **12-01-2013, 11:18 AM**

"So, challenge not accepted then? I thought you were a fighting champion."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **12-01-2013, 11:37 AM**

ur not worth my time

John Raide · **12-01-2013, 11:44 AM**

(12-01-2013, 11:37 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: ur not worth my time

"Oh, now I'm not worth your time? I seemed worth your time when you told me to come make you shut the fuck up. How about this? You don't even need to put your precious belt on the line. I'll just take pleasure in beating the piss out of you and going to work on that terrible nose job you got."

Steve "KingSlayer" Davids · **12-01-2013, 01:00 PM**

Raide get to the back of the line.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **12-01-2013, 01:15 PM**

raide, ill squash u like a bug..

davids.. u get in the back of the line BITCH

both of u can suck my giant fat cock!

John Raide · **12-01-2013, 01:31 PM**

(12-01-2013, 01:15 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: raide, ill squash u like a bug..

davids.. u get in the back of the line BITCH

both of u can suck my giant fat cock!

"So, let's recap this. You want to fight, but then I'm not worth your time, but then you'll squash me like a bug. You're a walking contradiction. How about you take that baby's knuckle of a penis, stick it back into your jock strap, and let's settle this in the ring."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **12-01-2013, 01:32 PM**

fine if u want ur career ended that bad.. december 25th warfare.. non title match.. hardcore rules...

ill end ur career then u can suck my DICK

John Raide · **12-01-2013, 01:36 PM**

(12-01-2013, 01:32 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: fine if u want ur career ended that bad.. december 25th warfare.. non title match.. hardcore rules...

ill end ur career then u can suck my DICK

"You got yourself a match."

Steve "KingSlayer" Davids · **12-01-2013, 01:44 PM**

Well good luck to you both... I'm sure Warfare will be going ahead on Christmas Day you fucking

.

John Raide · **12-01-2013, 01:46 PM**

(12-01-2013, 01:44 PM)SteveDavids Said: Well good luck to you both... I'm sure Warfare will be going ahead on Christmas Day you fucking .

"Easy, Steve Dave. Don't get so mad your mascara starts to run. It's not a good look for you."

Steve "KingSlayer" Davids · **12-01-2013, 01:59 PM**

Why would I be mad that you're a stupid cunt?

John Raide · **12-01-2013, 02:07 PM**

(12-01-2013, 01:59 PM)SteveDavids Said: Why would I be mad that you're a stupid cunt?

"Oh I don't know, maybe it has something to do with how suddenly you're sticking your nose in where it doesn't belong. Please go back to whatever cesspool you climbed out of."

~~Sid Feder~~ · (12-01-2013)

Sid is seen trying to contain some laughter while watching Mr. Supernova's recent comments. Sid lets out a pretty long sigh and shakes his head slowly as he cringes and listens--

(11-30-2013, 10:43 PM)Mr. Supernova Said: You held those titles for 'awhile'. How long is awhile Sid? I held three titles at one point for 'awhile' myself. Those being the TV title, The US Title and the UFO title. All at once. Yes, I may have lost two of them eventually, but I still held them probably just as long as you held the two 24/7 titles. Plus I'm still the TV champ and I've defended that quite a few times over the course of the seven months of wielding it.

:3 x Better:
Whoa, hold the phone here. You actually held those titles too? For almost as long as I did?

Yet most of your argument is how I'm never here?

So in the small percentage of time that I've been "Active" enough in your mind, I'd managed to do just as much or more than you've done the entire year or so you've been active? Ouch. Might want to rethink pointing out how LITTLE effort it takes me to out match your puny ass.

I'm still pretty sure you know I'm better than you, but I just have to ask -- Are you trying to imply that you're equal or superior to me in a wrestling ring? I'm sorry I am actually starting to wonder if that's what you're implying even though we both know it's fucking nuts.

Quote:At least I'm at the top and I stay there and thrive.

:3 x Better:
No.

No, you are not. Do you understand the differences between up and down? Are you aware of what mediocre is? Now sit down and play with your parody championship like a good boy.

"You're at the top." Heh... wow. Try again bud.

Quote: Tell me what have you done here that didn't eventually end in you utterly dropping the ball and disappearing? By the sanctioned Gods; why, do you even come back? No one thinks anything you say will stick. Sure you're making waves now, but sooner or later 'hurricane Sid' will run out of steam and slip away into nothingness. Oh but now you've got a group you want to start, that'll change everything. Just like it did when you pretended that's what would happen with Michael James.

:3 x Better:
Michael James? You were around when I spoke of forming a stable with him? Interesting; I guess you must not have mattered to me at that time because I was unaware of your existence. Pretty much every fan in the building at our shows can talk about Michael James though -- I mean he is a pretty established name in the wrestling industry. You know, kind of like myself and UNlike yourself.

Quote:Oh but this time it'll be different, right? This time you'll actually form the group completely and maybe win a couple team matches, before you walk out and abandon them. How can you look at yourself in the mirror, with all the disappointment you leave behind? Your whole career is one big inevitable let down.

:3 x Better:
Wow, that again. You know I was going to let this slide but you seem to think it's actually the most potent part of your offense when it comes to speaking my name.

Sid Feder isn't "here" enough. Jesus, man. Really?

Hold on a second, pal -- I've got to make a quick phone call.

Sid picks up his cell phone, scrolls through some names and finally lands on the one he wants. He calls and waits for an answer--

:3 x Better:
Yeah, Rocky! What's up brother!

Oh me? I'm good; I'm good...

Yeah yeah I did get your invitation but I'm still not sure what I'll be doing for New Years.

Oh I know. I'll try to make it.

Anyway the reason I called is I just had to tell you about this complete fucking dick bag who is trying to trash talk me in XWF.

Yeah it's Mr. Supernova. He's actually trying to trash talk with me.

(very loud laughter is heard from the other end of the line as Sid pulls the phone away from his ear for a second)

Yeah I know, but get this -- it's the way he's trying to trash talk me. Are you ready for this shit? He's pulling the fucking John Cena defense that you had to endure for several months before you whooped his ass at Wrestlemania.

(a very loud "WHAAAAAT!" is heard from the other end, followed by more laughter)

I'm not joking. He actually just spent an hour and a half talking about how I'm never around and I just let everyone down each time I come back and leave again.

Yeah no kidding it's a fucking joke. These second rate wrestlers guys like you and me face just don't GET IT. They don't have their head in the game the way we do. They think all that matters is showing up every single day, doing the same exact thing every single day, and accomplishing nothing in the long run. They think small, man.

Oh, definitely. It's out of their mental capacity to sit there and go "Hmmm, maybe these major stars like Sid, Rock, Brock, and other guys aren't around as much because they're in such high demand all over the fucking world." -- These goofs can't think in those terms. They don't think big; they think wrestling in one company their whole life is going to take them somewhere.

Yeah exactly -- In a few more years it'll be guys like me and you stepping into the ring and asking "What ever happened to Mr. Supernova and John Cena?" And then we'll laugh and remember that they've already been forced into an early retirement because of their dedication to a sport that WE made look good for those jokers.

Sid continues talking on the phone and just starts walking away from the camera, leaving us hanging. I guess he doesn't even care enough about Mr. Supernova to close his statement on this matter?

Damn that Sid! Look at him walking out that door and not being here enough! I'm so disappointed! Boo hoo! Haha, I love working as Sid's narrator. Best job in the world, and with lots of free time when Sid's off working on other projects like real stars tend to do multiple times a year.

~~Juan Madison~~ · (12-01-2013)

Hola, Juan here. I represent the statistics department.

European Title - Sid Feder - 37 days

Tag Titles - Sid Feder - 45 days

X-Treme Title - Sid Feder - 34 days

= 116 days

Television Title - Mr. Supernova - 220 days

X-Treme Title (2) - Mr. Supernova - 9 days

= 229 days

To be fair, there were only 3 months where Mr. Nova wasn't holding a championship. Also, it's a lot easier to take breaks and come back than it is to be on the road all year long.

adios

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **12-01-2013, 09:01 PM**

(12-01-2013, 01:36 PM)John Raide Said:
(12-01-2013, 01:32 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: fine if u want ur career ended that bad.. december 25th warfare.. non title match.. hardcore rules...

ill end ur career then u can suck my DICK

"You got yourself a match."

nice knowing ya kid :-)

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