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**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (11-20-2013)

PAYBACK has been added to the X-treme Elimination Chamber match! Everyone else in that match just shat themselves.

Tony Santos · (11-20-2013)

Is that what happened? Huh? I thought I felt my bowels randomly release uncontrollably. It's good to know there's a reason as to why that occurred.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (11-20-2013)

who cares that roided up bald bitch is gonna be the first to get eliminated by me!

~~Wallace Witasick~~ · **11-20-2013, 07:14 PM**

(11-20-2013, 01:37 PM)Shane "The Big Potato" <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> Said: PAYBACK has been added to the X-treme Elimination Chamber match! Everyone else in that match just shat themselves.

"I just ruined every pair of underwear I own."

John Raide · (11-20-2013)

"Hmm. Can't tell if that smell is everyone shitting themselves or Payback shit in the sink in the locker room again..."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (11-22-2013)

its Payback's body odor..

**11-20-2013, 08:41 PM**

I'm gonna need some new pants.

Steve "KingSlayer" Davids · **11-21-2013, 12:58 AM**

I'm so scared that I actually shat my shirt? How does that even work

Smoke · **11-21-2013, 08:28 AM**

You mean the laxatives haven't kicked in yet!?

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (11-22-2013)

what is so special about some roided up bald bitch that thinks he's Ryback?

Guppy Parsh · (11-21-2013)

Everyone is special in their own way, Pete. I like PAYBACK because he is sort of like Batman; Batman is my favorite superhero. Seeing real superheros like PAYBACK, police officers, and of course doctors like me makes me feel less alone in the fight against bad people and bullying. It's a special feeling and a rare sight.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **11-21-2013, 05:11 PM**

please payback reminds me of EGGHEAD.. bald and stupid

Guppy Parsh · **11-21-2013, 10:53 PM**

(11-21-2013, 05:11 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: please payback reminds me of EGGHEAD.. bald and stupid

PAYBACK is a good guy, Pete! He's not a bad guy, especially one that thinks he's a smart criminal. There is no such thing as a smart criminal because breaking the law just gets one into trouble. Trouble is bad and not smart at all.

If you are going to compare PAYBACK to a Batman villain it would have to be Sweet Tooth. It's quite the stretch though, because even though PAYBACK loves children I'm sure he'd never touch them inappropriately.

Actually, the more I think about it, the more I think that maybe you were going somewhere with the Egghead theory. PAYBACK has a shaved head; he isn't bald. PAYBACK isn't foolish, either, it just appears that way to the untrained eye because it is difficult for him to filter his thoughts. He is very passionate. Some say passion is stupidity, but I think it's beauty and that it makes this world a wonderful place to inhabit.

You were on the right track, but I think your reasoning was quite absurd. However, from a doctoral standpoint, there is no doubt in my mind that PAYBACK egg-cells in tactical planning and could leave Batman sunny-side-up if the situation permitted. That's the only real similarity between PAYBACK and Egghead.

PAYBACK parallels Batman in every meaningful aspect, not just one. The only thing different about Batman and PAYBACK is their costumes. They both have a strong sense of justice, they both would do anything for a friend who was bullied, and they both would lose to Spider-Man or Superman in a fight with equal prep time and no outside forces. Those three things make Batman who he is and PAYBACK who he is.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (11-22-2013)

ask me if i care Guppy.. Paytard is going to realize he is just a roided up loser after I put him through the ring at the ppv!

Guppy Parsh · **11-22-2013, 12:40 PM**

I won't ask you a question I already know the answer to, Peter. I'm sorry for talking you ear off there. I just love Batman very much and sometimes I get carried away when I talk about him. It's rude, so, I will take more measures to make sure it doesn't happen again. Good luck in the chamber! PAYBACK may be Batman, but I'm pulling for you!