Ok. So, I'm TRYING to change my ooc standing here. And I'm trying to do that by posting things people will actually be interesting in, instead of fifty paragraphs with me bitching and moaning...

... this is a game. One of my fave forum games, and something I''m hoping at least a couple of people will get involved with. I will start a story, then the next person keeps it going, and it just keeps going and going, and you can take it in ANY direction you want to, whether it be funny, or serious, or whatever. It can be an adventure at times, or comedy, or horror, or action, or fantasy, sci-fi, or whatever you wish. And you can introduce any characters you want to, whether they be real people, or real characters from pop culture, or something you make up.

Be as creative as possible. And make your entries as long or short as you want to, and make as many as you care to make. I'm going to cut my entry short, one, because I need to finish my roleplay and then begin my interview with Paul E., and also... one of the things people hate about me is how much I talk. So... gonna work on that. Starting now. If there are no replies to this... that's fine. But I'm REALLY hoping somebody will be willing to work with me and give me and my ideas a chance... thank you.

And so it begins...
... as well as possibly ends.
>.<

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Francis McGillicuty was a famous actor. He was adored world-wide. But he had a problem. And that problem was --

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Told you I'd keep it short. If anyone cares to... take it away.

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killing hookers and then pissing on them.

His situation was not helped by the fact that Yewtree really, really fucked his career up

"I have no issues with tellin the weak to die and then movin on"

Griffin MacAlister, 2013

So, one day, he was found dead after banging a hooker's daughter, and a bunch of police beat him to death with billy clubs.

The man that found his decaying corpse was named --

Joe.

Joe had a friend called Phil Judd....




Not-particularly-ironically the same Phil Judd from the 1970s-80s New Wave band 'Split Enz'... Joe and Phil were always--

How come all the weird kinky stuff in the world reminds you people of me!?

smoking meth.

with Satan.

Made by Walter White.

"I have no issues with tellin the weak to die and then movin on"

Griffin MacAlister, 2013

Listening to music by...

Insane Clown Posse.

Masturbating too...

midget porn

(btw: im a fan of icp. i literally lmfao)

When all of a sudden, the door opens. They turn around and see a...

a preacher dressed in drag

Smoking on a....

a pipe that blew bubbles

He walked up to the two and...

Started to twerk, while urging the two to spank him with a large purple dildo.

while doing this he was praying that...






(this has gotten weirder and weirder..I feel like I am at least partially responsible lol)

Joe grabs the dildo and turns it on while Francis....

[ok, first, oh my gosh you guys, i actually posted a thread that people LIKE. you know, instead of something that shouldn't have been posted in the first place. i love where this is going. ^.^ ]

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-- while Francis is still dead, as Joe had discovered his rotting corpse only hours earlier.

Meanwhile, Joe and PHIL reform a certain group --





-- who took on another certain band --






A third band entered the fray. A band which was --

Odd Future

That third band then proceeded to kill people, burn shit, and fuck school, all while whistling a jaunty tune and...

In the midst of all that, Mr. XWF and Crimson Dong is in the corner ......

Messing around with another 18in dildo. Everyone looks over just as they...

Slap it across each others chins and ...

GREGGO comes into the picture and begins to fuck their asses and make them both humble.

Meanwhile, Phil Judd and Split Enz are having a backyard, Juggalo Championshit Wrasslin' rumble with ICP, Twizted and --

Everybody died THE END!