It's Christmas on Anarchy!

Put your belts under the tree!

Come opt in and you will see...

What Santa said your gifts shall be!

I am in.

American nightmare is in

"Which one of you Ho Ho Hos has something in their sack for me?"

Ready to roast some chestnuts or however that song goes.

I’m in

In.

Don’t mind if i…do?

Count The Bit luchador in

Barney and Bob are in for a tag match if possible. Otherwise, Just use Barney Green. Will post Bob's stats tonight.

Give me Samael.

Love Bites is in

(11-24-2025, 07:59 PM)The Director Said: Give me Samael.

Hey Director, Sam Dyson here. First of all: no.

Second of all: eat my entire asshole.

THE JUICER WILL ONCE AGAIN FLEX.

" Your 2025 Hall of Legends member will exercise his legends contract and select either the Bit Luchador or Hixx (Love bites?) as their opponent. I won't even activate the Freebird Rule for this one. Merry Christmas... Your gift this year is seeing me in action for the first and only time."

In.

(11-26-2025, 04:02 PM)PrestonVE Said: " Your 2025 Hall of Legends member will exercise his legends contract and select either the Bit Luchador or Hixx (Love bites?) as their opponent. I won't even activate the Freebird Rule for this one. Merry Christmas... Your gift this year is seeing me in action for the first and only time."

"Hey, buddy... just a super chill FYI here. Your statues and any trace of you has been removed from the Hall of Legends. Super weird, don't know what happened there. But one of your statues is currently being used to hold Tommy Gunn's hats in the Kingsguard barracks. You're welcome to come get it. But you might want to reconsider your Freebird thoughts... because I have A LOT of Kingsguard..."

(11-26-2025, 07:29 PM)King Kieran Said:

(11-26-2025, 04:02 PM)PrestonVE Said: " Your 2025 Hall of Legends member will exercise his legends contract and select either the Bit Luchador or Hixx (Love bites?) as their opponent. I won't even activate the Freebird Rule for this one. Merry Christmas... Your gift this year is seeing me in action for the first and only time."

"Hey, buddy... just a super chill FYI here. Your statues and any trace of you has been removed from the Hall of Legends. Super weird, don't know what happened there. But one of your statues is currently being used to hold Tommy Gunn's hats in the Kingsguard barracks. You're welcome to come get it. But you might want to reconsider your Freebird thoughts... because I have A LOT of Kingsguard..."

"I was indeed alerted about an incident involving my Hall of Legends statue and etcetera. Thankfully I'm friends with the Trillionaires. You know them, right? The ones you tried to over rule, outplay, outsmart. The ones who put you in your place.  The ones who made you defend your crown at Wargames. The ones who engineered your downfall to Anorexic Andy at Wargames. Yeah, those guys are my friends and have told me they have resolved the issues regarding my statue and  etcetera. But hey nice try, an A for effort. If I were you I'd be calling out your daddy Dickie since he's gonna be on the card. Anyway watch me perform against Bit Luchador or Hixx. We will put on a show.

"Lemme get this straight... your strategy here is to claim allegiance to people that I don't like?"

(11-26-2025, 04:02 PM)PrestonVE Said: " Your 2025 Hall of Legends member will exercise his legends contract and select either the Bit Luchador or Hixx (Love bites?) as their opponent. I won't even activate the Freebird Rule for this one. Merry Christmas... Your gift this year is seeing me in action for the first and only time."

Remove Preston Vanderlay Esquire from the booking list please. Thanks.

Me and bro are in and we want the tag straps. Also everyone else here is pussies and they suck.

(11-25-2025, 01:20 PM)Kristoffer "Vamp" Arroyo Said:

(11-24-2025, 07:59 PM)The Director Said: Give me Samael.

Hey Director, Sam Dyson here. First of all: no.

Second of all: eat my entire asshole.

I see the asshole doesn’t fall far from the tree. Beat me once and that’s it? You don’t want to play anymore? Fucking pussy. I’m out for Anarchy then if this petulant child doesn’t want to fight me. 

(11-29-2025, 06:10 PM)Da Bing Bong Twinzz Said: Me and bro are in and we want the tag straps. Also everyone else here is pussies and they suck.

HOLLLLEEEEEE FUCK! The Bing Bong Twins?! I LOVE YOU GUYS! Your OnlyFans taught me how to properly snort cocaine using only my asshole! Boys, stay tuned because Clutchy baby and I are gonna have a segment on this show where we reveal when our first title defense is gonna be! In the mean time, maybe face Barney and Bob? I book matches now. 

As for The Director, I was trying to be a GOOD GUY and not publicly embarass the shit out of you again, but clearly you're too stupid to not look a gift horse in the mouth. Speaking of mouths, how did that puke taste, shithead? I bet some got in your mask.

How about I shove Barney up that ass? You ain't shit but a goth twerp, you corny as hell. Me and bro will defeat you easily and then slap Clutch in the titties. Would smash, btw.

(11-29-2025, 07:44 PM)Da Bing Bong Twinzz Said: How about I shove Barney up that ass? 

Don't tempt me with a good time!

G'day mates!

I reckon there's some good huntin' to be found in this here safari, so let me at 'em!

"While I know I will be in this Anarchy, let's make it interesting. 

Put me in the show, two times. Two matches. Hell. I'll do three. Dealer's choice of my opponents. 

It's the time for giving, and I'm in a giving mood. 

So let the greenhorns take a shot at me."

"And Special Guest STAR! Sir Lionel Pennyfarthing OBE!"