"Pardon me, may I have your attention, please?"

Johnny Bacchus turns around at the sound of the voice behind him, but he sees no one there.

"Down here, compadre."

Bacchus looks down and finds the smiling visage of XWF Minis Executive Quentin Quinn!




"Apologies for the interruption, but... THE REVOLUTION STARTS TONIGHT!!! DODECAHEDRON! EL BUHO! TREMBLE THE CLOWN! GET HIM!!!"


The minis leap out from behind the potted plants and trash cans, and they attack!




Bacchus is able to fight them off until Tremble pulls a slapjack out of his little clown suit and slams it into the back of the champ's head!

Bacchus goes down and the three minis get to work tying him to the floor. Once they have him secured...



"Welcome to Lilliput, PUTA!"



IT'S XWF MINIS CHAMPION MINI MORBID!!!





The other minis form a human staircase for Mini Morbid to climb onto the chest of the tied down Johnny Bacchus, and then Quentin Quinn summons the official XWF minis referee, Tater McGillicutty!



Tater slaps the floor!



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2!





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Oh god, not to a meme site I wasn’t old enough to care about…

Johnny Bacchus KICKS OUT!

Bacchus: Burninate this, dickhead!