Flynn marches through the hallways of the Dubai International Cricket Stadium, mumbling angrily to himself.

He also grumbled all the way on the elevator ride down with the competitors that also didn’t dive off the building.

“NK! Goddammit! What happened to the plan?!?”

Flynn punts the door open to the tag champs’ locker room.

“We were supposed to DOUBLE-COMPETE! All our strategies were based on having TWO guys! I had to…” Flynn retches disgusted. “improvise! I had to get real FUCKIN’ creative out there without you!”

He stomps in angrily, slamming the door behind him.

“I almost killed Bourbon with a cinder block to his helicopter…”

Flynn snorts angrily… Then looks up thoughtfully.

“Now that I think about it… The pilot didn’t land in the net. Did I kill that pilot?”

…Flynn shrugs, then goes right back to being grumpy.

“Whatever. GOD DAMMIT! Where were you?!? Whe-“

Flynn turns around. And their locker room… Appears empty.

“Where… ARE you?”

…

Flynn looks around curiously… Then his ears perk. A low muffled groan.

Coming from the lockers!

Flynn runs over and starts tearing them open one by on-

!!!

NK flops forward from the middle-most locker! Arms bound! Handkerchief in his mouth!

Flynn gasps… But doesn’t catch his partner who falls face first to the floor.

…

Flynn looks up to the ceiling, shaking his fists at the sky as he howls.

“THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”

Bobby saunters in, eating an apple. He stops, blinks, and observes Mark Flynn along with his bound partner.

That’s a lot kinkier than I expected.

Bobby tosses the apple core jnto the trash

You owe me a new pilot. Because of your antics my last one got bursitis, so I had to fire him.

Apparently UAE and North Korea have some kind of beef that I wasn't aware of. These UAE guys wanted to straight up murder your boy and I was able to talk them into cramming the dude into a locker for the duration of the show. Figured that was a fair compromise.

My bad though if it messed up your guys plans. I was just trying to prevent WW3 from starting.

Dammit, Theo, I've been trying to start WW3 for, like, ever now! I mean if the Mario Brothers series is any indication, World War 3 will be a lot more fun than 2 while pushing the boundariesof what a Nintendo can do.

Nox just happens to be walking by when he hears the ongoing conversation.

Maybe next time you pick the right Asians?