Threaded Mode | Linear Mode

~~Jessica Tremor~~ · (08-09-2021)

The scene opens in the hallways of the XWF HQ, a woman futuristic clothing makes her way down the hallway, chewing on an apple, her eyes buried in her phone, she soon passes a small child, curiously looking up at the various posters and awards throughout the hallways. The woman steps passed, pauses for a moment, chewing on her apple, she slowly turns to regard the child; before looking around for the kid's parents. She waits and listens for a moment, figuring that if no one is immediately alarmed, she shouldn't be either. She enters a small locker room, where Jessica Tremor is finalizing some paperwork on a small desk.

"So Uhhh... Who around here has a kid?"

"Probably a whole bunch of people." Jessica answers, never looking up from her paperwork.

"HA, Yeah that's scary, but I meant like, would anyone just leave a child unattended??" Hannah chews through her apple.

Jessica looks up at her confused for a moment, Hannah motions for her to look for herself. Jess tucks the pen into her pocket and stands from the table, she peeks her head around the corner, and sure as shit, there's still a little girl in the middle of the hallway, playing with a display that replays Popular Catch Phrases over and over again. Jessica pulls her head back in the door.

"There IS an unattended child out there."

Hannah nods her head. Jessica thinks to herself for a moment....

"So this could absolutely turn into a.... 5 Alarm Nightmare.

Jessica leans her head back into the hallway, her voice echoing.

"HEY, WHOS KID IS IN THE HALLWAY!?"

JimCaedus · (08-08-2021)

(baby babble)
Super Babies require no attending, you fool.

(further baby babble)
Now make with the candy or beat it.

MrBoB · (08-09-2021)

RECORDING DATA...............

Hotdog · (08-09-2021)

Awaking from his daffodil-induced slumber, the abominable Hotdog stumbles his way through a nondescript door and into a miscellaneous hallway. As he shakes away the well-document effects of the notorious flower (in his world, anyway), he strains his evil eyes to focus on what he sees. He snorts under his hot, rank breath that smells like Charlie Nickles's jockstrap got shat on by Herschel Kiss.

"Oink oink... oink oink oink OoINK?"

His vision returns and confirms that yes, that is exactly what he is seeing.

"Oooiiinnnkk... oink ooink ooink oink oink ooiinnkk..."

Before he can outline his diabolical plan aloud - as any good evildoer would - the Inexplicable Super Baby flies into action and rockets down the hallway, fist-first, colliding with Hotdog's temple. That's the most evil part of his head!

Hotdog goes down for an enforced sleep again.

World domination delayed once more.

~~Jessica Tremor~~ · (08-09-2021)

Jess watches, peeking from the door. Her Friend Hannah sitting in the far corner, reading through a WrestleLamia magazine.

"Holy shit... I need you to punch me."

"What?? Why??"

"I'm having some sort of-- Attack or something, I just watched a kid jump up and fly away, knock over a Pig that was walking through the hall, the Pig is now lying there.... Oh I'm pretty sure the kid had John Travolta's Voice."

"What.A.Fun.Place."

Arcana · (08-09-2021)

Arcana skids around the corner, taking in the leftover chaos laid out before her. She nods, yup... definitely headed in the right direction. She had to get her hands back on the little one and get her back where she belonged. She jogs forward, approaching the downed pig with no small amount of trepidation. She prods him lightly with her toe.... out cold.

Damn.

She glances around, noting Jessica Tremor peeking through the doorway.

"Hey! Hey, you see a toddler around here? About oh..."

She holds her hand out, indicating the approx height of ISB.

"Yay high? Blond? Speaks Babbleese? Adorable AF but can crack open your skull?"

~~Jessica Tremor~~ · (08-09-2021)

Nods her head, still leaning out the doorway on her chair, she points in the direction the baby flew off in.

"And Be Careful, The Robot is Watchin' us."

Turns back, down the hallway the robot has been peeking around the corner, doing its best to hide in the shadows. She makes eye contact with the Creepy Machine, raising a middle finger for whoever is watching as she slowly leans back in the door.

Latina Submission Machina · (08-09-2021)

LSM walks into the hallway of the backstage area while decked out in her green and red wrestling gear, carrying a large duffel bag with a matching design. Looking something like an Xmas tree, LSM comes to a standstill as she sees the two women gossiping in the doorway. LSM scoffs and rolls her eyes as she continues down the hallway, her green and red training bag brushing past the duo somewhat roughly as LSM walks down the edge of the hall.

Latina Submission Machina · (08-09-2021)

http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=41595

This happens

~~Jessica Tremor~~ · (08-09-2021)

Is bumped by the bag, has to catch herself before falling out of her chair, it would have been brushed off, if Hannah hadn't started chuckling to herself.

"Excuse You, you wanna NOT Act like that in Front of the Robot, you're gonna teach it Petty Tendencies."

She notices that somehow she's gone for a pin on a random Corey Smith! God It Must Suck to be That Guy!

"Oh! Shit She's Jumpin on'em!"

Hannah rushes the door, sending Jessica tumbling into the hallway.

Latina Submission Machina · (08-09-2021)

LSM shakes her head and wipes her hands off on her wrestling tights after the X-treme champion kicks out of the pin. She grabs her matching duffel bag and drags it across the floor. The metallic objects inside can be heard scraping against the concrete flooring before LSM picks herself up. LSM wipes a hint of sweat off her brow before looking down at Jessica Tremor.

Ay, Dios Mío.......

Threaded Mode \| Linear Mode An Inexplicable Super Baby??
Author	Message