(12-06-2020, 07:56 PM)Jenny Myst Said:

(12-06-2020, 07:04 PM)Atara Themis Said: Both of you do know what #1 Contender means right?

It's Okay, Dove. Geri won't (can't) beat me anyway. Our match is safe!

That's not the point Jenny! I know this.

I won at High Stakes, Geri lost at High Stakes...she has no claim to a title shot or even sniffing at shot!

(12-06-2020, 08:12 PM)Atara Themis Said:

(12-06-2020, 07:56 PM)Jenny Myst Said:

(12-06-2020, 07:04 PM)Atara Themis Said: Both of you do know what #1 Contender means right?

It's Okay, Dove. Geri won't (can't) beat me anyway. Our match is safe!

That's not the point Jenny! I know this.

I won at High Stakes, Geri lost at High Stakes...she has no claim to a title shot or even sniffing at shot!

For once we agree on something, but you get a shot at the belt GURANTEED anyway. She had to basically grovel at my feet. You have the one up, the checkmate, the ace in the hole.

She has left over resin in a haplessly thrown together Pepsi can bong.

You are not the same.

Fine. I want to be the special guest referee.

(12-06-2020, 08:20 PM)Atara Themis Said: Fine. I want to be the special guest referee.

I am sure that can be arranged.

This title, this division, women's wrestling.....it is on fire right now. As much as you can't stand the fact that I am the cream of the crop right now, I don't hate the fact! I don't hate you, Atara. I don't like you, but I respect you. You see, I worked hard for this title. I survived a lot and I have busted my ass to get here. This title, I want it to have honor, I want it to have prestige. I refuse to allow this to fizzle and die like the Bombshell Title did. I refuse to allow this title to become a useless piece of tin that is thrown around from waist to waist. It tarnishes the prestige!

I am willing to face you at the Christmas Savage but I said non title because Savage doesn't matter in the bigger picture. If we want this title to matter to anyone but us, we need to build heat around it. We need to get the spotlight on it. If its haphazardly thrown around like a football on an autumn day, everyone will look at it as "just another belt." IT'S NOT. At least, it's not to me. It is special to me on a personal level, and judging by the degree of upset you are, its special to you as well.

You and I, we are all thats left. No more Miss Michelle's, Sugay's, Abigail's, Nyx's, Mercy's, Madison's (rest her soul). We are the top two female names on this roster, and we're BIGGER than that. I want our match to be epic, to be everything Mandii Rider ruined at Leap of Faith. I want Snow Job to be talked about BECAUSE of us, not in spite of us.

You're a business woman, I am sure you understand this."

It has to be you Jenny. You and no one else at Snow Job. Roxy handed me that title at Leap of Faith and she told me, on the spot, in front of the world, it's name, it's conception, the whole point of the division's revival was because of me.

It's my title Jenny. My legacy, my mark on this business is the Shooting Star. That's what it means to me.

I had to go through you to earn that recognition and that belt and I refuse to go through anyone else to get it back.

If this match has to happen before the PPV, best believe I WILL be involved one way...or another.

(12-06-2020, 09:12 PM)Atara Themis Said: It has to be you Jenny. You and no one else at Snow Job. Roxy handed me that title at Leap of Faith and she told me, on the spot, in front of the world, it's name, it's conception, the whole point of the division's revival was because of me.

It's my title Jenny. My legacy, my mark on this business is the Shooting Star. That's what it means to me.

I had to go through you to earn that recognition and that belt and I refuse to go through anyone else to get it back.

If this match has to happen before the PPV, best believe I WILL be involved one way...or another.

Well,

You have a lot of pull. And tug. And tongue work. I heard your gag reflex is close to non-existent. I am sure you can get someone in that back office to put it in your back office and get this stipulation waived. If it means enough to you, you'll find a way to kick Geri to the curb and make it you and me at Snow Job. Otherwise, you're just gonna have to wait until I beat her.

Also......you poor thing. She pulled that on you too? She told me the same thing about the Bombshell Title. She would have told me the same thing had I won. It's head games. It's promotion. Come on, I thought you were smarter than this.

*shrugs*

Leonardo didn't paint just for fun. I'll work my magic.
Keep her warm for me.

Don't mind me, I'm just here for the show. Got my popcorn and everything... I'm glad I came, I'm seeing some really interesting shit that I think I need to remark on at a later date. Mmmhmm... Crunch. Crunch. Crunch.

Little Atty, you must stop fretting about your big loss looming in the distance and begin focusing on your big loss coming up this week. You don't want to get hurt too badly and be left unable to compete, do you?

Charlie, go drop some more molly and keep dreaming of that BBC you couldn't give the Misses.

If all you have in store for me is misidentifying my drugs of choice and repeating the same femdom cuckold jokes over and over, then getting a win over you should be even easier than getting you into bed! That's probably why you have 17 losses and only 11 wins, huh?

Yeah, they don't go over as well as threats of rape and symbolic domestic abuse.

Nothing symbolic about it, baby! And rape threats? How crass! Who's been making those? Was it Marf? Alias?

I did say symbolic....touche.

Anywho, you got you're 15 seconds of my attention. Move along until Saturday.

Or else what? You're going to bitch and whine some more?

Full blown Karen.

Or just stop responding. Idk.

So let me get this straight: I'm a Karen because I mock you publicly and point out how god awful your record around here is.

But you're not a Karen for crying and trying to go to management to cancel a match that Jenny and Geri agreed to?

Oh sorry...

I meant, in response to you, that yes if you didn't move along I might bitch and moan like a full blown Karen.

Or Stop Responding. Idk.

I didn't ask you to stop by. Get out your feels dude. Bye.

"Awww is the little Attty annoyed? A bit bothered? Honey, I just need you to focus on our date this weekend. All of this Jenny Myst nonsense? All of this shooting star nonsense? You need to let it fly out of your empty little head so that you can focus on what's really important: being on your back for me. You already did the dirty with Jim, anyhow. You two have a special connection, don't you?"

Dolphins are sacred to Aphrodite.

Is losing more than you win also sacred to Aphrodite, or is that just you putting your own special little sprinkles on top?

(12-06-2020, 08:12 PM)Atara Themis Said:

(12-06-2020, 07:56 PM)Jenny Myst Said:

(12-06-2020, 07:04 PM)Atara Themis Said: Both of you do know what #1 Contender means right?

It's Okay, Dove. Geri won't (can't) beat me anyway. Our match is safe!

That's not the point Jenny! I know this.

I won at High Stakes, Geri lost at High Stakes...she has no claim to a title shot or even sniffing at shot!

Mmmm, mmmmm, sniff snuff sniff snuff. Maybe yer new 'round these parts eh gurl? You don'g know how things werk here? Tee hee hee. Sometimes good = bad, and badder = better then you, like my Sarah who still is all those things and more. So why wouldn't Geri be too?

I lost a match to Gilly and then immediately earned a Hart/Hard title shot as a resultums of my good perform. Maybe the staff sees Geri as being at my top level too, eh? Maybe she's jussss THAT GOOD that she shines even when she lose. Go Geri!.

Ugh, dude, you are so fucking disgusting. It's going to be a pleasure kicking your teeth down your throat... Well, what's left of them. You really should consider grunting and huffing your way back to the cave.

(12-07-2020, 12:06 AM)HeavensToBetsy Said: Ugh, dude, you are so fucking disgusting. It's going to be a pleasure kicking your teeth down your throat... Well, what's left of them. You really should consider grunting and huffing your way back to the cave.

Oh Becky. Your naïve innocence is truly delicious. If you want to take down the one and only Charlie Nickles, you're going to have to work a lot harder than you did last week. That level of training? That level of effort? It simply won't do.

Jim is sitting down in between Charlie and the girls, yelling at each other while chowing down on way too many of bags of popcorn

....... I feel like...... I should say something....... but......... I have a lot more popcorn left...... so I'm just going to stick to that....

Jim opens another bag of popcorn

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(12-06-2020, 11:11 PM)Charlie Nickles Said: Nothing symbolic about it, baby! And rape threats? How crass! Who's been making those? Was it Marf? Alias?

Keep me out your lover’s quarrel please. I haven’t raped anyone nor have I made that threat so don’t “misrepresent” my character.

I love watching this little lover’s quarrel in the old folks home. Be careful Jenny she might run you over with her walker! I hope Geri whips ass. The contendership is for the belt not the person. I’m setting fire to the XWF if y’all wanna burn with it that’s a choice you will have to make. Jenny you Geri Atara Betsy and I are the Shooting Star division and it’s much better for it.

The peanut gallery done yet?

(12-07-2020, 08:00 AM)Ash Quinn Said: I love watching this little lover’s quarrel in the old folks home. Be careful Jenny she might run you over with her walker! I hope Geri whips ass. The contendership is for the belt not the person. I’m setting fire to the XWF if y’all wanna burn with it that’s a choice you will have to make. Jenny you Geri Atara Betsy and I are the Shooting Star division and it’s much better for it.

Ash, just because her facial skin is the same texture of a leather handbag doesn't make her old!

But wow, glad to see all of you had a good time while I was gone.

Setting fire to XWF? How about you set fire to your contract here and go work at like Arby's or something.........

They've got the meats!

Atara would visit you a lot

She...uh......enjoys meat

(12-07-2020, 01:12 PM)Atara Themis Said: The peanut gallery done yet?

Heaven forbid someone else speak. Why don’t you choke on an olive you worthless gutter whore.

Just got my new mask. Not because I am afraid of the 'rona, but because of the smell of you bitches. Betsy it wasn't your leg lock, it was your damn rotten garbage smell that made me tap. Had to get outta there.

And don't get me started on Ash. Mary The Manhole over there has Chernobyl coming outta her mouth. Literally her breath is the reason the dinosaurs went extinct. Like, I can't even.

And Atara, well......we all know where her smell comes from. Let's just say.....a fish market in Wuhan?

This is an insurance policy, ladies!

(12-07-2020, 01:12 PM)Atara Themis Said: The peanut gallery done yet?

Hey I just came to stand up for myself since Charles decided to besmirch the good name of Marf. Also, where the fuck are these peanuts, I never received any snacks...

(12-07-2020, 02:11 PM)Ash Quinn Said:

(12-07-2020, 01:12 PM)Atara Themis Said: The peanut gallery done yet?

Heaven forbid someone else speak. Why don’t you choke on an olive you worthless gutter whore.

"WOW! Looking up insults on google again, Ash? That was your best one yet!"

*rolls eyes*

Yep, the whore, that's me.

Making the world better by swallowing the offspring of imbeciles like you one dick at a time.

Your Welcome.

You guys talk too much crap....

And as for Ash 'Cry Me A River' Quinn.... you're funny if you think you are going to be a Shooting Star Champion.

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(12-07-2020, 03:04 PM)Melanie Crayzee Childs Said: You guys talk too much crap....

And as for Ash 'Cry Me A River' Quinn.... you're funny if you think you are going to be a Shooting Star Champion.

Hey Ash. Found someone you can handle.

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

KISS! KISS! KISS!

I’m

(12-07-2020, 03:04 PM)Melanie Crayzee Childs Said: You guys talk too much crap....

And as for Ash 'Cry Me A River' Quinn.... you're funny if you think you are going to be a Shooting Star Champion.

Another one!? You don’t get to crab walk in here and act like your syphillis ridden ass can just talk shit! Just because you were relevant 6 months ago doesn’t mean a Charlie Nickles dump when I’ve been here taking my lumps

(12-07-2020, 03:04 PM)Melanie Crayzee Childs Said: You guys talk too much crap....

And as for Ash 'Cry Me A River' Quinn.... you're funny if you think you are going to be a Shooting Star Champion.

Another one!? You don’t get to crab walk in here and act like your syphillis ridden ass can just talk shit! Just because you were relevant 6 months ago doesn’t mean a Charlie Nickles dump when I’ve been here taking my lumps

(12-07-2020, 05:02 PM)Ash Quinn Said:

(12-07-2020, 03:04 PM)Melanie Crayzee Childs Said: You guys talk too much crap....

And as for Ash 'Cry Me A River' Quinn.... you're funny if you think you are going to be a Shooting Star Champion.

Another one!? You don’t get to crab walk in here and act like your syphillis ridden ass can just talk shit! Just because you were relevant 6 months ago doesn’t mean a Charlie Nickles dump when I’ve been here taking my lumps

"YEAH! She's been taking her lumps. Trust me, I'd know"