Hey Robbie Robsterboy, how are you?

No really how are you, I want to know, please tell me about how you've been today.







Well, that's nice to hear.

You know what I gotta do now, right?

Yes, I know after a whole of 0 minutes together, we have formed a deep bond. I don't want to pin you, I really don't, I can still remember all those times we didn't spend time together, like that time we were working out in the gym and you did a really low squat in some really tight gym shorts, and they ripped and you're balls were kinda just hanging out a bit, it was weird, people were looking at you and you didn't stop, I don't think you noticed.... yea..... I have been meaning to tell you... you need to buy new gym shorts mate.... yeah....... yep..... hu-uh..... just like... go to a Kmart and buy some new shorts.... nobody wants to see that stuff in a gym mate.... just please.... for sake of the gym-goers...

Oh yea, I'm trying to pin you, can you just lie down right now





Thank you, perfect, now I'll just get on top of you, not sexually though, no, we may be extremely close friends, but were not that close.

Ok, maybe it will be little sexual by default, because of my raw sex appeal that could turn any man gay.

You know what, to avoid it being sexual, make sure to kick out before... let's say... 3 seconds, ok? I'm counting on you to NOT let this get sexual. You better kick out

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7x Heavymetalweight champin
1x Federweight champion

XWF record
8-12    

Universal record 13-24  

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You wanna see my cool new banner




















Well.....























Here it is















What... you don't like it
























Well I tried my best you fucking piece of shit you don't have to make fun of it you little bitch



































You thought something was down here huh. Well, you must be pretty dumb. Maybe you should go check-up in the text for the pins









































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they got rid of the Heavymetalweight championship because appartenly they hate fun at XWF headquaters smh shaking my head rn

Robert kicks out avoiding anything sexual at all costs. He places his head in his palm shaking his head then sighs deeply.



God that case can't come soon enough!

Why do you need a case? The Universal Title is vacant, go win it.

Chess Mr. Bourbon
chess.

Oh no.

Robert Main's fourth identity, Bobby Fisher.

Shut up about B.O.B., they're alright. We go bowling and eat pork rind nachos, topped with cheddar, pulled pork, and bacon.

That briefcase just means you're going to lose the Universal Championship, it's cursed.

Warstein, Lacklan...

Robbie snaps his fingers.

Your funeral.

Everyone eventually loses The Universal Championship... Its the nature of the game Robbie. Oh, and as far as B.o.B I'll do as I see fit.