WEDNESDAY 17TH JUNE 2020 THE XWF ENDING IT'S IRISH - UNITED KINGDOM TOUR THIS IS... WEDNESDAY NIGHT WARFARE!!!! From !!! 02 ARENA - LONDON - ENGLAND

MATCH #1: KRIS THE HAMMER VON BONN - vs - GAGE GANNON WEAPONS MATCH

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MATCH #2: BRIAN STORM AND AZRAEL EREBUS - vs - GERI MILLER AND GRIFFIN MACALISTER TAG TEAM MATCH

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MATCH #3: GREGO - vs - THE WIZARD - vs - BILBO BLUMPKINZ TRIPLE THREAT ELIMINATION MATCH

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MATCH #4: CHRIS CHAOS - vs - PETER FN GILMOUR PARKING LOT LAST MAN STANDING MATCH

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THE HIRED GUN - vs - CENTURION © FOR THE XWF HART CHAMPIONSHIP CENTURION WILL ANNOUNCE HIS MATCH STIPULATION IN HIS FIRST RP

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OOC Note: 3 ROLE PLAY RULE - 1ST RP MUST BE IN WEEK 1 BUT IF YOU DON'T RP UNTIL WEEK 2 YOU CAN ONLY DO 1 RP THE 2ND WEEK.

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WEDNESDAY 17TH JUNE 2020 THE XWF ENDING IT'S IRISH - UNITED KINGDOM TOUR THIS IS... WEDNESDAY NIGHT WARFARE!!!! From !!! 02 ARENA - LONDON - ENGLAND

'Just the good old boys' by Waylon Jennings starts playing on the Arena's Sound System, and SBW - Smoking Bob Williams makes his way from the back out onto the ramp. The crowd goes quiet as he waits for them to quieten down before he starts talking into the microphone.

"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I just want to acknowledge that this is the XWF's final night on the tour of Ireland and the United Kingdom. We have enjoyed our stay, and I hope the roster has made Wednesday Night Warfare a success over here in the U.K."

The crowd cheers.

"So with that being said, from next fortnight on we are heading to Western Europe for our tour there, and we start in France. But that's then and this is now. I hope you enjoy XWF's final night in the U.K. Have a good night."

'Just the good old boys' start playing again, and SBW makes his way to the back.

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MATCH #1: KRIS THE HAMMER VON BONN - vs - GAGE GANNON

The lights go out. Then Thunderstruck by ACDC starts playing. And only white lighting starts flickering on the stage as the song starts. Just as the lyrics get to 'Thunderstruck', there is a glow on the stage, and Kris The Hammer Von Bonn is lit up by the glow and he is holding his Hammer. The lights come back on fully, and he walks all the way to the ring, followed by his Manager Antony The Jerk.

Kris walks up the steel steps. Then climbs into the ring. Oh each side of the ring, he lifts his Hammer in the air, and poses to the audience. He does this four times, one for each side of the ring. He then places his hammer in the corner, and waits for his opponent.


The Rock's Geek Theme plays over the loudspeakers and Gage Gannon appears from backstage and walks confidently down to the ring.


PIP: "So here we are the Weapons match is about to get underway. The two competitors will start in the ring, while there are weapons on the outside. They must collect those weapons to be able to attack the other.

The bell rings. Gage Gannon stands his ground in the corner. Suddenly Kris rushes at Gage. Gage suddenly steps forward and tries a short-arm clothesline. But Kris ducks underneath, and comes back up with a massive uppercut, catching Gage square in his jaw. Gage heads rocks back and he stumbles back into the ropes. Kris grabs him and sends him running to the other side of the ring. Kris follows him, and as Gage rebounds off the ropes, Kris hits him with a clothesline of his own. Gage goes down hard.

HEATHER: "Wow what a start from the Misfit,"

Kris pulls Gage up to his feet by his hair, and sends him crashing into the corner. He walks over to the ropes and yells at Melanie who is standing beside Antony the Jerk, to throw him a steel chair that is laying down beside her. Melanie does so, and chucks him the chair. Kris turns and walks straight towards Gage, who is trying to regain focus.

PIP: "Kris looks determined today!"

Kris raises the chair above his head as he gets close to Gage, and a huge smile crosses his face.

Suddenly the smile disappears, as somehow Gage manages to swipe Kris's legs out from underneath him, and he hits the ground hard with the chair rebounding off of the floor onto his head.

Gage drags himself up to his feet with the use of the corner and looks at Kris trying to struggle to his feet. He waits for Kris to struggle back to his feet before he unleashes with.....





A SUPERKICK.


Kris goes flying backwards. Gage picks up the steel chair, walks over to the ropes and throws it at both Melanie and Antony who duck out of the way,

Gage quickly walks to the other side of the ring, slides out, picks up a wooden baseball bat, slides back inside the ring, and stalks Kris.

HEATHER: "Gage has the upper hand now, Kris is in all sorts of trouble now."

PIP: "Wait... look at this."

Unbeknownst to Gage who is still stalking Kris, Antony has slipped around the other side of the ring, and has shoved the hammer across the floor, to the struggling Kris. Kris takes it.

Gage creeps ever closer. Kris takes as much time to recover from the Super Kick as he can, before he starts counting down. As Gage gets to him and lifts up the baseball bat, Kris rolls over on his back and throws his hammer. The hammer goes flying and just clips Gage in his left ear on his way past. The pain is just enough for Gage to drop the bat.

Kris somehow leaps to his feet, and uses his knee, to knee Gage in his stomach. Gage bends over. Somehow Kris manages to place Gage into his HAMMER TIME Finishing Move. A.K.A The Pedigree.

He doesn't see Gage pick up the baseball with his left hand. As Kris goes to make a move, Gage brings the baseball up and connects with Kris in his area where the sun does not shine.

Fans see Kris's eyes start to water, as he lets Gage Gannon go.

PIP: "That has to hurt!"

HEATHER: "I wouldn't know."

Gage looks at Kris who is grabbing his balls, and whacks him with the base ball bat not once, not twice, not three times, but four times. As Kris collapses backwards blood starts pouring from his cheek bone.

Suddenly Melanie 'Crayzee' Childs is up on the side of ring, squealing at Gage. Gage turns and throws the base ball bat at her, and it hits her and she drops to the floor of the stadium.

Kris is trying to get to his feet. Gage boots him in his ribs not once, but twice.

PIP: "Gage Gannon is really trying to soften Kris up now. I think it's almost over for Kris."

Once again Antony is on the other side of the ring, this time he throws some brass knuckles to Kris, who quickly puts them on, as he is trying to recover. He counts down before turning and thrusting his fist upwards, only to be met with the steel chair that he had. His fist reverberates with the steel. Gage whacks him again with the chair.

Down goes Kris. Gage drops the chair, and boots Kris again.

He pulls him up by his hair, and places him between his legs. Reversing Kris's HAMMER TIME into his own..........







MALEFICENT DIVINITY a.k.a PEDIGREE





Gage connects with it, and immediately rolls Kris onto his back and goes for the cover.









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WINNER: GAGE GANNON

HEATHER: "That was one hell of a match. It could have gone either way."

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We cut to the local Soup and Deli. Birds are chirping. Fans are talking, excitedly, over the upcoming Warfare event. The Wizard sits at a table, ready to sign autographs. Edward Mof pulls out a kazoo and blows it with the lips of a true pro.

Edward Mof: Ladies and Gentlemen!! The autograph signing for The Wizard is now underway!

The fans nod. The wait didn’t take too long. I mean, it took kinda long but not long enough to lose hope or get agitated. Definitely a 4 out of 5 on yelp. So far. Inside the local Soup and Deli, a struggling business owner watches, hoping he might get some kickback traffic.

Edward Mof: Oh! And as an added, special surprise bonus! Everyone who receives an autograph from The Wizard will also be given a special “I JUST MASTERED YOUR MIND” Mastermind T-Shirt! How do you like the sound of that, folks?

Dead silence. Mof smiles and nods at The Wizard. The Wizard raises his mighty staff and bangs it, three times into the ground. The signing is officially underway. The first fan walks up, The Wizard scribbles his signature down.

Fan: Thanks, dude. You’re kinda weird but, hey, I’m pretty big into LARPing so...go Wizard.

The Wizard: My aura shall bless your future LARP sessions. Here, have a Mastermind t-shirt.

Fan: Uh, no thanks.

The Wizard: C’mon, they are free.

Fan: No. Not interested.

The fan hurries away with his autograph. The next fan walks up. He’s got a stick that’s been crudely whittled into a staff. The Wizard signs it.

The Wizard: Nice staff.

Fan 2: Thatsh What She Shaid!

The super nerdy fan spits all over himself citing one of the lamest ‘bro’ jokes in existence. The Wizard hands the staff back over.

The Wizard: Oh, and don’t forget your Mastermind T-Shirt!

Fan 2: Uh, no thanksh.

The Wizard: C’mon, man, it’s free. You can’t beat free.

Fan 2: Not Intereshted!

The fan runs away, waving the staff around. A third fan walks up. He’s wearing a robe, cosplaying as The Wizard.

Fan 3: Bask in my aura.

The Wizard: Mhm

The Wizard signs an XWF licensed Wizard poster.

The Wizard: Didn’t know these were out yet. Ed, are we getting any royalties on these?

Edward Mof: I’ll check!

The Wizard hands the autographed poster over. He grabs a t-shirt.

The Wizard: And your official Mastermind t-shirt.

Fan 3: Ha! Like I’d want that!

The Wizard: Dude, c’mon, it’s free. Free apparel. You can’t beat that.

Fan 3: No thanks!

A fourth fan – female walks up. She’s eating a cup of soup. The owner of the local Soup and Deli looks on, nodding. The Wizard tips his staff in the man’s direction.

Fan 4: I totally fucked up and forgot to bring something to sign.

The Wizard: Oh, well, here...take this Mastermind t-shirt. I’ll sign it.

Fan 4: No thanks. Just sign this cup of soup, instead.

The Wizard signs the cup of soup. He continues to push the t-shirt.

The Wizard: And the shirt?

Fan 4: NO MEANS NO!

She runs away. The event plays out. At its conclusion The Wizard, Edward Mof, and the hard-working owner of the local Soup and Deli stand over the box of Mastermind t-shirts. Somehow, it appears fuller than when they first opened it.

Edward Mof: Guess we overestimated the market.

The Wizard: Hey, owner of the local Soup and Deli. You want these?

Offended, the owner of the local Soup and Deli storms off, slamming his door. The Wizard grabs the box and carries it away. Driving down the road, The Wizard spots the Salvation Army. They carry the shirts inside. A worker turns irate.

Salvation Army: OH SO YOU THINK POOR PEOPLE, HOMELESS PEOPLE WILL WEAR ANYTHING, DO YOU? WHY I OUTTA CALL THE POLICE ON YOUR ASS!

The Wizard and Edward Mof hurry out, taking the Mastermind shirts with them. They continue their drive. They spot some homeless people. The Wizard drapes a Mastermind shirt out the passenger’s window, asking if they want it. A homeless man proceeds to ejaculate in their direction.

The Wizard: Hurry! Go! Go!

Edward Mof steps on it. Finally, they pull up to a bridge. The Wizard holds the box of t-shirts over the edge. He stares down into the deep, dark abyss of a giant, expansive lake. He looks at Mof. Mof nods. The Wizard drops the box of shirts into the water. He slaps both hands against one another.

The Wizard: Lesson learned.

Edward Mof: Indeed.

The Wizard: Alright! To the event! I’ve got a match to win!

They hop in the car and drive away. Behind them, through the back window, we see the box of t-shirts shot from the water, high into the air, and back onto the bridge.

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MATCH #2: BRIAN STORM AND AZRAEL EREBUS - vs - GERI MILLER AND GRIFFIN MACALISTER

Pip: So, we've got a tag match here. This one should be interesting.

Heather: I'm excited to see Gerri Miller get back into the ring!

Pip: This should be a good match, there is some new talent mixed with some old talent.....always a chance for something juicy.



Brian Storm comes in riding a clydesdale with a corncob pipe in his mouth, twirling a lasso high above his head. He rides the horse down the ramp and around the ring, back to the end of the ramp, jumps off, smacks the horse in the ass and the horse runs up the ramp, returning to its place backstage. Then Brian tosses his lasso in a corner and rolls into the ring under the bottom rope, gets up and waits for the fight to start.

Pip: Gotta say, that entrance is different than anything we've seen here before.

Heather: I hope the pony is ok!



Azrael walks out and basks in the adoration of fans, as always with a clever smirk upon his handsome face. Then he bolts to the ring. Just jets at high speed and when he reaches it, vaults upward and flips into the ring. Landing on his feet with a satisfied smile. He does a little dance, winks and takes his appropriated place within the squared circle.

Pip: And their opponents........



Heather: Here she is! It's so good to see Geri back!

Geri walks to the ring as the crowd cheers. The smiles as she comes through the curtain, and walks down to the ring with an extra pep in her step.

Pip: Geri is looking to get her groove back here. She's been gone for some time.

Heather: I am totally fan-girling right now!



Griffin emerges from the entrance; eyes set straight ahead, he marches to the ring without much attention or emotion shown towards the crowd. Climbing the steel steps, he then takes his place within the ring and awaits his opponent's arrival.

DING DING DING

The match begins and its going too be Storm and Griff kicking things off. They lock up. Storm gets the upper hand, forcing him back into the corner with his strength. Grif tries to power out, but Storm keeps him in the corner with a headbutt. He whips Griff into the other corner, his back hitting hard as he collides with the corner. He stumbles out of the corner and Storm hits a big haymaker. Griff drops like a sack of potatoes.

Storm grunts, and lifts him back up, whipping him into the ropes. Storm hits a knee, doubling him over, then locking in a sidewalk slam to drop him again. He grins through his beard as he tags in AZ. The have Mac in the corner, hammering away as the ref counts, and they stop at 4.5. Storm steps out, as Az and Grif are left in the corner. Az puts his leg up, extending it, and presses the foot right onto the neck of Griffin. He breaks it just before 5. Az's eyes have a fire in them as he whips Griffin towards the other turnbuckle. He runs, going for the flying forearm, but Griff ducks, rolling out of the way as AZ crashes and burns.

Griff rolls up him.

Small package.



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Pip: Griffin tried to steal one there. He's been getting dominated in the early going, he probably just wants this over.

Heather: I just wanna see Geri.

Az pops up, and Griff is there to meet him with a clothesline. He pops up again, quickily. Griff comes off the ropes, but Az drops down, Griff jumps over and comes over the other way, and Griff arm drags him. Az looks over at Geri, and the crowd cheers.

Heather: Listen to them! Tag her! Tag her!

Az smiles but takes a tad bit too long as Az is up, grabbing him around the neck and hitting and inverted DDT, dropping him on his back.

Pip: Took too long to soak in the Geri Miller pop there. May have cost him.

Az tags Storm back in, who points at Geri with a grin before lifting him back up, locking him in for a DDT.

He plants Griff in the center of the ring with a big DDT. He smiles again at Geri, knowing she is the crowd favorite in this match, and taunts her a bit before lifting Griff back up. Fish Hook Suplex!!!

Griff is in a bad spot, as Storm looks at Az, who has his hand out. He smiles and walks over, tagging in Az who steps through the ropes.

Heather: Rapid tags here, good strategy to stay fresh.

Az slides in for the cover...

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Griff gets a shoulder up.

Az has Griffin back to his feet. He reaches out for the outstretched hand of Geri before Az pulls him back into the middle of the ring. Spinning him around Az kicks him in the gut, going for another DDT but Griff fights it off, fighting Az off and flipping him over before delivering a huge punt to the back. The thud is loud and the crowd responds with an "OOOOOH".

Griffin lifts Az up and drops him with a fireman's carry slam, before coming off the ropes and hitting an elbow. Griffin goes off the ropes again, attempting another big elbow..........

But he is clubbed in the back of the skull by Storm. Griff drops to a knee. Az is back up and hits a standing drop kick, sending him to the ropes and tumbling outside.

The crowd cheers wildly, however, as what AZ doesn't see is Geri Miller has climbed to the top rope.

The spaceman turns around.

MISSLE DROPKICK OFF THE TOP BY MILLER.

She rolls out of it and pops up, just as Storm goes to grab her but she drops down, forcing his torso over the top rope. He drops to the outside holding his chest.

Az is getting back up as Geri pumps the crowd up.

Az is to one knee when Miller runs.

SHINING WIZARD!!!!!!!

Heather: The knee to the face, but Griffin is down on the outside!

The crowd is rumbling as Geri smiles to them.

She runs and propels herself over the ropes.

SUICIDE DIVE ONTO STORM!

The big man crashes into the barricade.

Griffin is rolling back into the ring.

Pip: Geri Miller has laid out the entire team, she has opened the door.....now Griff just has to slam it shut here!

He grabs the downed Az and lifts him up for the P.O.A finisher.

Az slides out of it, a standing drop kick sending Griffin tumbling face first into the turnbuckle.

Storm is up, Miller is back on the apron.

Griff turns around and Az goes for a superkick, but Griffin grabs his leg! Shaking his head, he goes to shove him off but Az comes around with the other leg, nailing a huge enziguri!

Griffin crumbles.

Geri is adamant about getting into the ring now, leaning almost fully over the ropes with her arm out.

Az locks in a sleeper. He is going in for the kill, trying to end this match before his opponents get another offensive burst.

Griffin is reaching for the ropes. Az pulls harder. The crowd starts chanting for Geri. Griffin uses this momentum from the crowd to fight to his feet. He flips Az over his back, falling back into a tag.

As soon as Geri is tagged in the crowd erupts. She gets into the ring and immediately attacks Azrael, backing him into the corner with a flurry of kicks and punches. She turns back around and hits Storm off the apron. Turning back toward Griffin, who is stumbling back towards her now........

DDT!

Geri climbs the top rope..........

Heather: Here she goes! It's been so long since we've seen this!

Pip: Miller's Tale! The 630 Splash connects!!

Geri looks the leg



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Heather: They did it!

Pip: Geri Miller impressive in her return, she gets the win here tonight!

Winners: Geri Miller and Griffin MacAlister

PIP: These four competitors have left it all in the ring!

HEATHER: That was a great tag team match, Pip!


Suddenly, a rather large figure repels from the rafters with a Jason Voorhees hockey mask covering his face.


PIP: Who the hell is that!?

HEATHER: I don't know but whoever he is, he's frickin huge!

PIP: Bigly!


The man lands on his feet in the middle of the ring and he detaches the cable from his harness. The four competitors look at the masked big man and he at them. Geri Miller charges at the man but eats a big boot to the face dropping her instantly. The man bends down and grabs her by the hair, ripping her to her feet like a rag doll. He then tosses her over the top rope.


PIP: Geri Miller! Lands with a thud on the outside!

HEATHER: What is the end game here!? Why has his set his sights on these particular competitors!?


The masked man turns his attention to Azrael Erebus who looks at him knowingly. Azrael charges at him, but the man ducks under him. Erebus bounces off the ropes and leaps into the air only for the unknown entity to catch him. The man slams Erebus to the mat with power that rocks the ring.

The man gets to his feet and he sidesteps Brian Storm just in time, sending him over the top rope. Storm hangs on to the top rope though, avoiding the fate of Geri Miller moments ago.

Azrael gets back to his feet and the man grabs him by his hair and eats a hard Jason mask clad headbutt to the face. And again. And again.


PIP: Where the hell is security!?

HEATHER: Azrael Erebus is bloody mess thanks to that mask!


The man grabs the nearly unconscious Azrael Erebus by the throat and lifts him high into the air before slamming him to the mat with a choke slam.

Brian Storm jumps back through the ropes, taking advantage of the masked man admiring his own handy work and clobbers him. The man falls to a knee as Storm continues to wail away at him. Storm grabs a handful of the short dark hair unprotected by the front of the mask and lands a few headbutts of his own. The masked man nearly falls flat on the mat but delivers a back elbow to Storm's face on his way down for another headbutt, rocking the man backwards.

The masked man gets back to a vertical base and Brian Storm decides to engage in fisticuffs by landing a hard right hand to the mask protected face of the assailant.


PIP: This strategy seems flawed, Heather!

HEATHER: Maybe, but its stopping the assault!


Storm continues to wail away on the masked mans mask. Bloodying his fist and with each shot, it rocks the man backward a half-step. Finally Storm, about out of breath and his energy spent lands one last shot rocking the man to the ropes.

With a last gasp burst of energy, Storm stomps on the big mans foot.


PIP: Could we see it!?

HEATHER: We're about to see a little Southern Hospitality!


A second stomp that has little effect.

Then a third finally gets the big man to acknowledge that it hurts like hell. The masked man stumbles forward and Storm hits him with an uppercut rocking the big man back to the ropes. He bounces off and forward only for Brian Storm to hit him with the mule kick, dropping the big man to all fours.


PIP: Here it comes!


Storm plays to the crowd for a split second then backs his ass right up to the Voorhees mask clad assailant and...


HEATHER: LOW BLOW!


The masked man delivers a low blow to Brian Storm, ending Southern Hospitality in its tracks. Storm is doubled over as the masked man backs up to the ropes. Storm turns around to face him gingerly, and the masked man bounces off the ropes and drops Storm with a clothesline from hell.


PIP: Only MacAlister remains!


The masked man gets to his feet and stares down at the unconscious Brian Storm. Griffin MacAlister advances out of his corner where he'd been watching all of this unfold and he grabs the man by his wrist.

The masked man turns his head toward MacAlister, then his body follows. MacAlister stands face to chest with the masked man.


HEATHER: MacAlister is 6 foot 2! This man towers above him by at least 6 inches!


MacAlister smirks at the masked man and the cable drops from the rafters, landing on the mans shoulder. He hooks it up quickly and as quick as he descended a few minutes ago, he ascends into the darkened heavens of the arena.

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MATCH #3: GREGO - vs - THE WIZARD - vs - BILBO BLUMPKINZ

Halloween III plays over the speakers as Greggo makes his way through the crowd, occasionally stopping to make out with or grope various people in the audience; both male and female.


Arena goes dark. Silence. Fans are curious. POOF. Big puff of smoke. The WIZARD is in the ring...Guile's Theme hits.



Bilbo slaps his balls on the side as he wheels down the ring in his chair, trying to make sure the beast stays awake. When in the ring, he rubs it for a minute before eyeballing his opponent.

The bell rings to start the match.

PIP: "Here we go the triple threat elimination match is now underway,"

Bilbo jumps out from his corner scratching his balls, and heads towards Greggo. He starts talking to Greggo like they are great mates, and suggests they team up and rape the Wizard. Greggo smiles and nods.

Bilbo smiles and turns his attention to the Wizard, who is just standing watching his two opponents interact. As Bilbo turns his attention to the Wizard, Greggo hits Bilbo an elbow to the back of his head. Bilbo drops to his knees.

Greggo grabs Bilbo by his hair and pulls him to his feet, and SNAP MARES him.

Greggo rolls him over and goes for the cover.







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No broken up by the Wizard.

HEATHER: "What the hell. I'm sure the Wizard knows it's an elimination match rather than just a falls match. He should have let Greggo cover Bilbo for the three count."

Greggo stands up and yells at The Wizard telling him he should have let him eliminate Bilbo. Suddenly The Wizard lashes out with a HEADBUTT.

Greggo stumbles backwards. The Wizard follows up with a SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE.

The Wizard then grabs Greggo and pulls him to his feet and sends him through the ropes to the floor below. He turns back to Bilbo, who is getting up.









SHOULDER TACKLE


Bilbo is back down on his back again. The Wizard just laughs at Bilbo.

He then bends down to pick Bilbo up, but Bilbo grabs him and rolls him into a SMALL PACKAGE.








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Kick out.


While he was in the small package, Bilbo was trying to finger the Wizard.


The Wizard gets back to his feet, and stumbles into the ropes shocked. Bilbo gets back to his feet, smiling.

The Wizard rushes at Bilbo, who takes too long to react and the Wizard catches him with a BIG BOOT to the face.


HEATHER: "I guess that's what you get for trying to figuratively play with the Wizard."

The Wizard grabs Bilbo by the hair and pulls him to his feet.






EXORCISED a.k.a CHOKE SLAM

Bilbo hits the floor hard. The Wizard places his foot on his chest.







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FIRST ELIMINATION: BILBO BLUMPKINZ

PIP: "The Wizard is in the box seat in this match."

HEATHER: "Not any longer."

Greggo could be seen on top of one of the corner posts of the ring. He was waiting for the Wizard to turn around.

The Wizard finally turns around and Greggo leaps but to his horror The Wizard turns the move into......











HOCUS FOCUS a.k.a CODE BREAKER.

The Wizard gets up and covers Greggo.










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Kick out.



HEATHER: "It's not going to be that easy."

The Wizard gets back to his feet, as does Greggo who is trying to recover. Greggo tries to throw a few punches but the Wizard blocks them. The Wizard sends a knee into the gut of Greggo. Greggo bends over, but as the Wizard tries to pull him in, Greggo drops to his knees, grabs the Wizard by the hood, and pulls him into a......









ODE TO THE FATHER a.k.a SMALL PACKAGE


PIP: "That's a second one today."

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Kick out.


Greggo gets up and stands back. He waits for the Wizard to rise. The Wizard does so and Greggo takes off in the opposite direction, he rebounds off the ropes, and comes back and takes a step before he flies through the air. He tries a FLYING CROSS BODY BLOCK which he thinks is going to connect but to his horror the Wizard is too smart for him. The Wizard takes a step out of the way, and uses Greggos momentum to send him crashing into the corner.

Greggo comes stumbling out backwards. The Wizard turns him around. He uses......









SPELLCAST A.K.A VON ERICH CLAW

Then drops him to the ground hard. The Wizard goes for a cover.








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SECOND ELIMINATION: GREGGO

WINNER: THE WIZARD

PIP: "What a match that was,"

Suddenly


Plays on the big screen. The crowd goes crazy.

HEATHER: "That's Mastermind. I thought he was in the states focusing on Anarchy?"

The Wizard spins around to face the stage. The lights fade. But when the lights return to normal.......

PIP: "Oh my god Mastermind is behind The Wizard."

The Wizard spins around, only to be kneed in the stomach by Mastermind. Both Kris The Hammer Von Bonn and Melanie "Crayzee' Childs hits the ring. Kris has his right hand in a cast. They both grab Greggo and throw him out of the ring. Kris throws Mastermind his Hammer.

Mastermind brings the Hammer down on the back of The Wizard. The Wizard drops to his knees. Mastermind picks him up, and DDT's him.

Kris, and Melanie join Mastermind standing over the Wizard. They fist bump. They also start laughing.

Antony gets into the ring to join the 3 stablemates and hands Mastermind a microphone.

"I told you to always watch your back. And I told you also that if you were going to come after me then that would be your biggest mistake. See you at Leap of Faith. Or maybe I'll see you again soon."

All 4 Misfits start laughing as Mastermind drops the microphone on top of the Wizard. The lights then go off, and when they come back on, the Misfits are gone, and the Wizard is lying in a heap.

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MATCH #4: CHRIS CHAOS - vs - PETER FN GILMOUR

Chris and Peter are waiting at the opposite ends of the Parking Lot for their match to start.

Pip: And it's time for the Parking Lot Last Man Standing Match.

Heather: Viewer discretion is advised, as this one is not going to be for the weak stomached.

A video package rolls, showing clips of Peter Gilmour from 2016 as Universal Champion. It shows the Elimination Chamber where Chaos pinned Gilmour and took the Universal Title. The package plays various clips of both over the years since, many of which where both were covered in blood (their own or others), with a slowed down clip of Chaos kicking Peter out of Empire with an Equalizer. And CHAOS spraypainted across his back. More extreme clips of both........

The screen cuts to the parking lot where Peter Gilmour is walking out into the open lot, holding a two by four.

Pip: Both of these men have an affinity for the extreme, both are known to push limits. This is going to be a blood bath.

Heather: That's IF they fight, Chaos offered Peter a chance to fight alongside him here.

Pip: Is Gilmour really going to trust someone like Chaos?

Heather: What does he have to lose?

"Come on Chris.....I'm here! Come get some!"

Peter is yelling into the open lot, his voice bouncing off the cars.

Peter is smacking the two by four off various objects around the lot. Peter turns the corner and bumps into Jenny. She's wearing a crop top and leggings.

"Hey sexy" he says.

"Peter.....you don't have to do this.......please......this isn't going to work out in your favor. He's not in his right mind......he's someone else."

"Jenny....I HAVE to do this. I have to show him that he can't push me around, can't bully me."

He tries to walk by Jenny, but she steps in front.

"Peter......this isn't a normal match....there are no rules....there is literally nothing stopping him from trying to kill you----lookout!"

She ducks out of the way at the last moment as a car comes skidding forward, taking out Peter Gilmour. Peter falls onto the hood, the windshield cracks as the car keeps going. Finally it skids to a stop, as Gilmour flies off the hood and lies motionless, still holding the two by four.

Getting out of the now dented and smashed black towncar is Chris Chaos, and he has a sick look on his face.

Pip: My God! Chris Chaos just tried to KILL Peter Gilmour!

Heather: He's not moving!

Jenny runs over to Chaos, screaming.

"ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND!!!!!"

He turns towards her and tells her to leave. "Go, now, or you're gonna be next".

The look in his eye is like nothing she's ever seen. She instantly begins to tear up and backs away.

Chris turns back towards the downed Gilmour. He walks over to him, kicking him a few times. A ref appears, who begins to count.

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Chaos gets down on one knee, face to face with Gilmour.


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"You stupid son of a bitch, you should have listened."

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He slaps Peter in the face.

"You should have taken the deal!"


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Just then, Peter coughs.........

"I did"

He whacks Chaos across the face with the two by four, and Chaos stumbles back. Peter gets up, woozy but up, and the ref stops the count. Chaos stumbles back, landing on his ass. His lip is bleeding. He wipes it off with a smile.

Chaos rolls out of the way as Peter attempts to drive the two by four into his head and pops up. The two face each other. Chaos, not taking his eyes off Peter, reaches for something close by and gets his hands around a wrench. Now that the sides are even, the two circle.

Pip: So it looks like Peter is going to fight here. But he can't be 100 percent after that car crash.

The two attack at the same time, Chaos getting a shot in with the wrench and Peter kicking Chris in the gut and breaking the wooden board over his opponents back. Chaos is down to one knee and Peter takes him by the hair, ramming his head into the passenger window of the car used to try and kill him, breaking it. Glass is everywhere as Gilmour picks up the wrench. Chaos slithers out of the window and sits up against the door. Peter swings the wrench at his head, but Chaos ducks it, and it dents the door. Chaos whips to his feet and bounces Peter's head off the car before lifting him up for a scoop slam onto the hood of the car.

"I told you not to take this fight!" Chaos yells. "This is YOUR fault." Chaos walks him up the car, to the roof. Kicking Peter in the gut, he goes for a DDT on the top of the car but Peter flips him over, Chaos landing on the hood, denting it with a sick thud. Peter, trying to keep his balance, picks up Chaos. The two fire shots back and forth, standing on the top of the car. Chris gets the upper hand and kicks Gilmour in the gut.........lifting him into a power bomb........

POWERBOMB FROM THE TOP OF THE CAR ONTO THE HOOD.

The hood gives way, and the engine and car's innards can be seen. It begins to smoke. Peter is motionless. Chris has a grin on his face. The ref begins to count.

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Heather: Peter isn't moving, again.

Pip: This isn't good.


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Just then, he begins to stir a little. Chaos grins again.





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Peter rolls off the car, and onto his feet, stumbling away.

Chaos raises his eyebrows, but grins again. Tight-roping down the car, he gets within striking distance. Peter turns around.....

Chaos goes for a spear but Peter side steps, and Chaos his to concrete of the parking lot.

Holding his shoulder, he rolls over wincing. Peter kicks him in the face.

Lifting him up he throws Chaos into the pillar of the parking garage. Chaos is scrambling away from the fight as Peter chases him into the garage.

Chaos gets back to his feet, and Peter throws him into the wall again, bouncing him off of it. They get to the ticket booth in the parking garage. Peter swings, Chaos ducks, and his hand bounces off the machine. Peter recoils, and Chaos kicks him in the chest before lifting him and dropping him over the parking blocker. Peter is bent over it and Chris scissor kicks him, flipping him over and into the garage. The attendant exits the booth in a rush. Chaos is cocky now as he picks Gilmour up. A scoop slam onto the concrete causes Peter to grab at his back.

Pip: He doesn't want to make this quick, he is going to systematically take Gilmour apart.

Another kick, this time to the head. Chaos lifts Gilmour up again, tossing him further into the parking garage. Kicking at him now in a toying matter, he appears to be almost bored. Peter gets up, Chris knocks him down.

Just then, Peter appears to reach for something on the ground of the parking garage. Chaos goes to lay another punch onto the head of Gilmour and then..........

CRACK

Gilmour breaks a beer bottle over Chris's head. He covers up his eyes as Peter kicks him in the chest.

The two battle back and forth until they get to the rent-a-car station. Chris, who is the one reeling now.....ducks a punch from Gilmour. He grabs him around the waist.....

GERMAN SUPLEX THROUGH THE RENT-A-CAR PLATE GLASS WINDOW!!!!!!

The employees scream and run out, as Gilmour is down inside the booth. Chaos is panting, catching his breath. Stepping over into the booth, he bends over Peter.

"Stay down. You dumb son of a bitch, stay down."

Peter mumbles something that sounds like "Fuck You", but it wasn't clear. Chaos shakes his head, throwing him back out of of the rental office and into the garage. Peter is on one knee, trying to battle back to his feet. He lands some body shots, backing Chris off.......the two are near the edge of the garage.

Chaos goes to lift Peter to suplex him onto the hood of a different car when all of the sudden Peter rips the mirror of the car off, hitting Chaos across the head with it. He stumbles away, towards the edge of the garage, over the stoppers.....

Peter walks over, hitting him with the mirror again and a kick to the gut. Peter grins a sick grin as he says....

"WHOSE READY NOW?!!!!!!!!!"

He DDT's Chaos, but Chris holds on, and they both tumble OFF THE SECOND FLOOR OF THE PARKING GARAGE, LANDING A STORY BELOW ONTO THE ROOF OF THE XWF PRODUCTION TRUCK.

Pip: My god! They both fell two stories! They could both be dead here! Someone get EMT's over there!

Both roll off in the same direction, hitting the ground next to each other.

Jenny comes running over. Both men are bleeding and bent in a weird position.

"HELP! SOMEONE!"

She bends down to check if her boyfriend is still breathing, but she also checks on Peter.

As EMT's arrive the bell rings. This is a no contest.

As they help Chaos onto the stretcher, and Peter to his feet........Jenny gasps.

Chaos gets off the stretcher, Peter braces himself in fighting position.

Chris grins and extends his hand. Peter, bleeding and panting, extends his. They shake hands, both with sick grins as they turn and begin to lay out the paramedics!

Pip: Oh my god! Oh my god, they ARE on the same page!

Heather: Get security back there!

When the EMT's are all laid out, Chris and Peter enter the production truck. After a minute or so, they come out with a camera.

They nod at each other as they enter the arena.

Pip: They are coming this way.

They knock down everyone in their path as they kick over tables and knock down crates with audio equipment in it.

Looking into the camera, Chaos, now super up close, says "Showtime".

He turns the camera back around and shows the plaque on the office door.

THEO PRYCE.

Peter kicks down the door and the camera drops in the scuffle. They rip Theo from his desk, and it is a blur but audible. All you can hear is a struggle, and voices, and then a loud crash.

The camera comes back to Chaos's face again.....a maniacle laugh as he says "Time to take out the trash".

A bloodied and beaten Theo is dragged by Peter, his suit ripped in many spots. They drag him through the back and out onto the ramp way.

Theo is on his knees on the ramp, trying to savw face and fight back, but Chaos hits him with the camera in the face and he's out. They drag him to the ring. In the ring, Chaos asks for a mic.

"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUSH SOMEONE TOO FAR! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PLAY WITH SOMEONE'S CAREER LIKE A DAMN DICE GAME......."

He kicks Theo in the gut, who groans and rolls over.

"Weeks ago, I declared war on the XWF. Peter, let me ask you.....if you want to kill a snake, whats the best way to do it?"

He hands Peter the mic.

"You cut off its head."

"Exactly."

He hands Peter the camera.

"For years, this man has been pulling his political card make to both of our lives here miserable. For years, he has held us down. Now, we get to show Theo what happens to bullies in this school...........get a good shot of this."

He rips Theo's shirt off, but leaves his tie. Chaos rolls him onto his back, choking him with his tie.

The scene cuts to Vinnie, on the phone in a frantic tone...."GET SOMEONE OUT THERE! I DON'T CARE IF THE UNIONS ARE ON BREAK, GET.SOMEONE.OUT.THERE.NOW!"

Chaos lets go of the tie. He grabs the mic.

"For years, he's called you a joke................go ahead, show him what happens to bullies."

Chaos takes the camera as Gilmour stands Theo up.

GILMOUR CUTTER!!!!!

Chaos smiles.

Pip: This is disgusting. Chaos should be ashamed of himself. I thought better of Peter.

He hands Peter the camera. He picks up a limp Theo, slaps him a few times until his eyes open.

"You tell this to your little buddies in the front office..........Chaotic Inc is here, and war has been declared. We aren't asking for a title shot, because we will take what we want. We no longer need anything from you. You and me, we are on an even playing field.....you could say we are........equalized......"

He lifts Theo up, planting him in the center of the ring with the equalizer.

Little Feather and the XWF security crew swarm the ring. The crowd cheers.

Peter and Chaos look at each other, then begin to fight off the hordes of security. Gilmour hits the cutter on Feather to finish the job. He rolls out of the ring and grabs a spray paint can from under the ring, rolling back in. He tosses Peter the camera as Peter tosses him the paint can.

They rolls Theo over and Chaos paints his back.

C-H-A-O-S.

"Get a shot of that."

Peter zooms in on the back of Theo as more security swarm, along with police officers. Chaos and Gilmour split, exiting through the crowd as EMT's arrive to tend to the injured executive.

Heather: I can't believe what we just saw.

Pip: I....uh......I can't......we....we have to go to commercial.

The final scene before the commercial is the EMT's putting Theo in a neck brace and loading him onto the gurney.

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THE HIRED GUN - vs - CENTURION ©

The crowd responds with a pop as an old school Steel Cage made of Chicken Wire lowers from the rafters surrounding the ring.


The following contest is your Main Event of the evening and is one fall to a finish for the XWF HART CHAMPIONSHIP!


There’s a pop from the crowd as the ring announcer continues.


It will be held inside this old school Chickwire Steel Cage!







”Introducing first, he is the challenger…. THE HIRED GUN!”


"Day of the Dead" By Hollywood Undead starts to play as the fans boo throughout the arena. Out comes The Hired Gun as we see that figure with him. The figure cackles as he sees The Hired Gun start walking down towards the ring. The fans look frightened as the figure follows him. He makes it to the ring as we see the figure pull out a car battery and jumper cables. The Hired Gun just exposes his thumbs to him as the figure sparks the cables and then places them on The Hired Gun's thumbs as The Hired Gun just grunts. he removes the cables and The Hired Gun climbs into the ring. The Hired Gun just stares into space as his music fades.


”And his opponent…”




”About to make his way to the ring… he is the XWF HART CHAMPION… CENTURION!”


Out walks Centurion to a huge pop from the XWF faithful as he displays the Hart Title around his waist. Centurion starts to make the walk towards the ringside area. Centurion reaches ringside where he removes the Hart Title before passing it off to the outside official before making his way into the old school Chicken Wire Cage.


DING…. DING…. DING….


The crowd is on fire as the Main Event is officially underway with the Hart Title up for grabs as Centurion and HG circle each other before looking to lock up only to see HG deliver a boot to the midsection doubling Centurion over and allowing HG to hurl Centurion towards the Chicken Wire only to see the Hart Champion put on the breaks moments before impact before turning around squaring up with HG. HG charges towards Centurion who ducks a running clothesline attempt sending HG bouncing off the ropes and into a drop toe hold that Centurion tries to transition into an ankle lock only to see HG get away before he can snitch it in.


PIP: ”You have to expect they’re going to feel each other out because each man needs a bounce back victory after failing at War Games.”


HEATHER: ”I wouldn’t say they failed per-say, at least they’re the last two standing from their teams.”


HG is back to his feet where he and Centurion circle each other one more time only this time they lock up center ring as each man jockey’s for position before Centurion takes a side head lock. The Hart Champion cranks on the head and neck of the challenger before being brought back into the ropes before being shot across the ring, Centurion bounces off the far side and into a reverse elbow to the temple that staggers the Champion backwards several feet. HG comes forward with an eye gouge to boos from the crowd before he takes Centurion and starts raking his face across the Chicken Wire cage!


PIP: ”It certainly didn’t take long for this carnie style steel cage to get introduced.”


HG rakes Centurions face across the mesh of the Cage before bringing him out towards the center of the ring where he decks the Hart Champion with a hard right hand to the jaw that drops him where he stands. The crowd boo’s intently as HG taunts them before turning his attention back to Centurion where he delivers a boot to the face as he tries to get up knocking him back down. HG drops down into a cover.


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Centurion kicks out to a pop which quickly resonates into boos as HG immediately starts choking Centurion right in front of the referee. The referee lays the count to HG who breaks the choke at the four count only to go right back to it with another blatant choke!


HEATHER: ”I thought there’s no rules in a Cage match? Why did he break the choke? Why is the referee counting?”


The referee starts laying the count again to HG who breaks at the four count before jumping up off the mat and firmly reminding the referee there’s NO DISQUALIFCATIONS inside a Cage!


PIP: ”Certainly appears he’s been reminded now.”


HG turns around taking his attention back to the Hart Champion. He walks over reaching down picking him up off the mat where he holds him by the back of the hair while pointing towards the side of the Chicken Wire cage. HG looks to send Centurion face first off the cage only it’s Centurion who reverses and it’s HG who is introduced face first off the Chicken Wire! Centurion drives HG face first into the Chicken Wire a second time to a louder ovation followed by a third before delivering a Bridging German Suplex!



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HG kicks out of the near fall.


PIP: ”Hired Gun is the first to taste the Chicken Wire and Centurion nearly picked up the “w” right there.”


Centurion is the first to his feet where he reaches down picking HG up off the mat where he drives him back into a neutral corner with a shoulder block. Centurion lays in several shoulder blocks to the midsection of HG before delivering a knife edge chop across the chest of HG before slinging him across the ring and into the opposite set of buckles with Centurion charging in after him only to see HG throw up his right boot connecting with the jaw of Centurion staggering the Hart Champion back out towards the center of the ring! HG explodes out from the corner with a Lariot that turns Centurion inside out with the impact!


HEATHER: ”Hired Gun just turned things around right there as he nearly beheads Centurion.”


HG wastes no time in picking Centurion up off the mat where he positions his head between his legs before hoisting Centurion up and driving him violently down into the canvass with a Sit Out Powerbomb! HG holds for the cover!


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Centurion escapes the near fall to a huge ovation from the crowd. HG is back to his feet where he picks Centurion up off the mat and rams him face first into the Chicken Wire before raking his face across the wire itself!!


PIP: ”Hired Gun is trying to push Centurion’s face through that Cage!!”


HG brings Centurion back out towards the center of the ring where he delivers a Side Russian Leg Sweep before floating over into the cover!


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Centurion kicks out once again to a huge ovation from the crowd.


PIP: ”Centurion showing exactly why he’s held on to that Hart Title for as long as he has, you can’t keep this man down.”


HG reaches down picking Centurion up off the mat where he swings with a right hand! Centurion ducks and counters with a Saito Suplex that folds HG in half! The crowd roars for Centurion as they rally behind the legend as both men are down.


HEATHER: ”Hired Gun might have broken his neck with that high and tight landing!”


Centurion starts to stir as he pushes himself up off the mat and back to a vertical base where he reaches down picking HG up off the mat before locking a front face lock. He hoists HG up in the air where he holds him up for several seconds allowing the blood to rush to the brain before driving him down into the mat with a Brain Buster Suplex! The Hart Champion makes the cover on the challenger!


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HG escapes the near fall to a massive gasp from the crowd as they thought it was over. Centurion starts to work his way back to his feet where he reaches down picking HG up off the mat where he sets him up for the 1,000 Mile Slam! HG drops to one knee before delivering a low blow to massive boos from the crowd!


HEATHER: ”No Disqualifications.”


Centurion falls backwards to the mat as HG works his way back to his feet where he takes a second to gather himself before coming forward stomping down on Centurion head and face before he reaches down picking Centurion up off the mat where he snitches in a Million Dollar Dream before hoisting Centurion up in the air and deliver a Monetized!! HG makes the cover hooking the near leg.


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Centurion shoots the shoulder up off the mat to a huge ovation from the crowd!


PIP: ”How close was that!?!?! We almost had a new Hart Champion!”


HEATHER: ”Hired Gun has got to stay on top of Centurion and turn up the heat!”


HG starts unloads with stiff right hands to the forehead of Centurion with shot after shot after shot before he gets back to a vertical base and makes his way towards a neutral corner sizing Centurion up for a Superkick!


PIP: ”It looks like he’s setting up the Cash Kick!”


Centurion starts to work his way back up to his feet and as he does HG comes out from the corner looking for the Superkick that Centurion avoids as he ducks down and counters with an Electric Chair!! Both men lay on the mat for several seconds before Centurion is able to make the cover hooking the near leg.


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HG escapes to a massive gasp from the crowd with the near fall!


PIP: ”We’re talking inches away from another successful title defense for the Hart Champion!”


HEATHER: ”This is a seesaw battle between Champion and Challenger tonight it’s like they have something to prove to not only themselves.”


Centurion starts to push himself up off the mat and back to a vertical base where he reaches down and picks HG up off the mat before hurling him into the Chicken Wire of the Cage! HG bounces off the Cage and into the 1,000 MILE SLAM from Centurion!! The crowd pops huge as Centurion crawls into the cover hooking the near leg!



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HG fires a shoulder up off the mat to another massive gasp from the crowd!


HEATHER: ”How the hell did he do that?!?!”


Centurion is to both knees as he looks towards the referee who shows him two fingers as he shakes his head as he works his way back to his feet. He stomps down on HG before reaching down and picking him up off the mat. He rocks HG with a hard right hand knocking him back into the ropes, Centurion comes forward only to be met with a double leg take down where he’s catapulted into the Chicken Wire Cage! Centurion bounces off the Cage and is met with a CASH KICK!


PIP: ”Centurion might have just lost some teeth!”


HG immediately reaches down picking Centurion up off the mat where he sets him up and delivers the AMITYVILLE HORROR! HG manages to make the cover hooking the near leg!!


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Centurion kicks out to a thunderous ovation from the crowd!!!


HEATHER: ”I can’t believe Centurion kicked out!”


PIP: ”Both of these men are refusing to lose in our Main Event tonight as the Hart Title hangs in the balance!”


HG takes his time as he gets back to his feet before questioning the referee’s count and cadence. The referee shows no intimidation as he shows him how close he was. HG turns his attention back towards Centurion where he reaches down picking Centurion up only to see Centurion counter with a jaw breaker! Centurion steps back up to his feet where he hoists HG up in a Fireman’s carry where he delivers a rolling senton and is back to his feet where he springboards off the middle turnbuckle delivering a moonsault to the challenger! Centurion presses the cover hooking a leg.



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HG kicks out again to a louder gasp from the crowd!


PIP: ”What are either of these two going to have to do to put the other away!


Centurion and HG are laid out on the mat with the referee powerless to count either man out. The crowd is on fire and at a fever pitch as Centurion starts to stir and work his way back to his feet. He staggers forward picking HG up off the mat before hurling him face and body first off the Chicken Wire Cage! Centurion charges across the ring bouncing off the ropes catching HG with a V-Trigger to the back of the head of HG!


HEATHER: ”Light’s out with that V-Trigger!”


The crowd roars as Centurion makes the cover hooking the near leg.


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HG kicks out again!! Centurion pounds the mat out of frustration as he wastes no time in getting back to his feet. HG is shown rolling over to his side where he retrieves something from his tights. Camera’s get a tight shot and it’s brass knuckles. Centurion reaches a vertical base where he reaches down picking HG up off the mat. Centurion bounces off the ropes looking for a running clothesline, HG ducks out of the way, Centurion spins around where he’s decked with the POWER OF THE PUNCH!


PIP: ”BREAKING THE BANK!”


HG drops down on top of Centurion making the cover!



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DING… DING…DING…

WINNER AND NEW XWF HART CHAMPION THE HIRED GUN

The crowd is stunned as the cage starts to rise. The referee is handed the Hart Title and presents it to HG who reaches his knees.


HEATHER: ”We’ve got a new HART CHAMPION!”


PIP: ”The title reign for Centurion has finally come to an end after 263 days, and it’s come to an end at the hands of the Hired Gun and Breaking the Bank.”

HG stands to his feet raising the Hart Title high in the air as he looks down at Centurion.

HEATHER: "What a great match that was,"

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I'd like to thank

Chronic Chris Page
Chris Chaos
Mastermind

For their support with writing the matches.


I'd also like to thank

The Wizard
Mastermind
The Collector

For their segments. And for everyone else who roleplayed.


I want to make also a special mention to Centurion for the way he carried the Hart Championship. He took it off of Tony Santos who held it for a long time, and Centurion ran with it for 263 days - 8 Months 2 Weeks and 6 Days. He missed out on Main's top title by 17 days. You were a strong Hart Champion Centurion. You should be proud of yourself.

Once again Congratulations and Commiserations.

Great show, guys!

Excited to get off on the right foot. Kudos to Greggo for putting up three better-than-I-expected roleplays. Had me sweating.

Congrats to The Hired Gun on his big win. I haven't been around long but I've seen enough to know Centurion is a big name in XWF.

And...finally...MASTERMIND...I see you.

(06-18-2020, 12:25 PM)thewizard Said: Kudos to Greggo for putting up three better-than-I-expected roleplays. Had me sweating.

ooc: I was kind of sweating too (for you, based on the limited relevance/trash talk you included, but I ooc wanted you to win lol) but it looks like your writing style for story telling (that just randomly happens to match one of my fave former RPers) was enough to stop Greggo from ejaculating today. Well done, sir. That in itself is a feat and says a lot about your storytelling ability. Waiting for that TT to be unleashed next. ;) Smart move to keep them waiting. Welcome to the fed, totally new person who just happens to remind me of someone who is definitely gone. Now blast that Guile theme babay!

ic: "Mastermeh you pusseh I told you to attack during the match not after it with all your friends, you stupido! I'ma put my dick in your pocket and piss in it next time I see you."

Damn, I wanted to be the person to take the Hart title from Centurion just like my father did so many years ago when he took his Canadian title.

(06-18-2020, 12:52 PM)GREGGO has a wet scrotum! Said:

(06-18-2020, 12:25 PM)thewizard Said: Kudos to Greggo for putting up three better-than-I-expected roleplays. Had me sweating.

ooc: I was kind of sweating too (for you, based on the limited relevance/trash talk you included, but I ooc wanted you to win lol) but it looks like your writing style for story telling (that just randomly happens to match one of my fave former RPers) was enough to stop Greggo from ejaculating today. Well done, sir. That in itself is a feat and says a lot about your storytelling ability. Waiting for that TT to be unleashed next. ;) Smart move to keep them waiting. Welcome to the fed, totally new person who just happens to remind me of someone who is definitely gone. Now blast that Guile theme babay!

ic: "Mastermeh you pusseh I told you to attack during the match not after it with all your friends, you stupido! I'ma put my dick in your pocket and piss in it next time I see you."

OOC: Thanks, man! I haven't been a super competitive rper in years...been focusing on other forms of writing. I definitely felt it lacking...will work on that moving forward. Appreciate the kind words.

OOC: It’s always fun Cent even the 999th time. I was 100% spent after the last couple weeks and wasn’t sure how it was going to go. I was fully prepared to slink back off into part timerness lol.

OOC: Congrats Centurion on a hell of a run as Hart Champion and congrats to HG in a hell of run the last few weeks even if apparently running on fumes. Great show to all.

great show and the era of CHAOTIC is at hand.. sorry theo.. wait we're not sorry :P

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

Where the hell was security!? Y'all just let a guy in a mask beat up a bunch of dudes and escape into thin air!?

Only cowards wear masks, amirite?

Congrats on an incredible Hart run, Cent! You're a true legend.

September 2013 and May 2019 Star of the Month
1x Hart Champion
1x Television Champion
1x Xtreme Champion

"So one of me friends attacks another one of me friends. God dammit Gilmour. Did ye really have to do that? Did ya let Chris Chaos get into ye head? Ye know Theo isn't going to let it slide. Fuck lad, I'm not gonna be able to help ye when he rains down Hellfire on you and Chaos."

oh brother mcbride... u can always join our cause to get some respect from theo and vinnie.. u have been treated like shit since u teamed with me back then. come.. join our cause and you won't regret it ;)

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

(06-30-2020, 11:16 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: oh brother mcbride... u can always join our cause to get some respect from theo and vinnie.. u have been treated like shit since u teamed with me back then. come.. join our cause and you won't regret it ;)

I know you aren't a student of history Peter but Michael and I's friendship goes back a long ways. Before The Black Circle even. At no point has he ever been disrespected by Vinnie or I. It could and I'm just guessing here but it could have something to do with him taking his L's in stride and working to better himself instead of putting on a tin foil hat and blaming the Boogeyman and everyone else for not winning a match. You think we disrespect you while you disrespect the very sport that allows you to live the life you do. Stop crying, start trying and maybe try and carve out your own path rather than hoping from one dick to the next. If it's not Sid Feder it's Soldier, if it's not Soldier it's Dim, if it's not Dim it's McBride, if it's not McBride it's Shane, if it's not Shane it's Chaos. Try being your own man little Petey.

hardy har har theo.. i have never disrespected this SPORT. EVER!

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

"I would never join up with that piece of shite Chris Chaos. Theo's right. Vincent and him have never disrespected me. Ever, but it looks like I'm gonna have to deal with Chaos meself. He still attacked me friend and if ye fuck with a friend of mine, ye fuckin with me. Tell Chaos I'm coming for him and Gilmour. I'm askin, no. I'm beggin ye. Don't get in me way. He will suffer for his transgressions."

ok but dont say i didnt want to help u

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

"Chris Chaos will stab you in the back like the cunt he is."

(06-30-2020, 03:03 PM)Michael McBride Said: "I would never join up with that piece of shite Chris Chaos. Theo's right. Vincent and him have never disrespected me. Ever, but it looks like I'm gonna have to deal with Chaos meself. He still attacked me friend and if ye fuck with a friend of mine, ye fuckin with me. Tell Chaos I'm coming for him and Gilmour. I'm askin, no. I'm beggin ye. Don't get in me way. He will suffer for his transgressions."

Come get some. Door's always open.......you should be used to that it's how your mother got pregnant with you.

Next Week in Warfare? I'm free.

"Yer a fuckin deadman Chris. Get into fuckin ring."

the blood will be on your hands brother mcbride.. i hate to tell u this but chaotic inc is gonna beat the shit out of you

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

The match between Michael McBride and Chris Chaos will be added to the card before it gets posted, but it's an official match as of now.

(06-30-2020, 11:36 PM)SBW-SmokingBobWilliams Said: The match between Michael McBride and Chris Chaos will be added to the card before it gets posted, but it's an official match as of now.

"Perfect. That's what I want to hear."

(06-30-2020, 11:32 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: the blood will be on your hands brother mcbride.. i hate to tell u this but chaotic inc is gonna beat the shit out of you

"Aye, it will be Chris's blood on me hands."

we'll see next warfare

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion