(03-04-2020, 07:36 AM)Mini Morbid Said: Loud groans, then a wet plop come from the men's room. A few moments later, the hulking figure of Amjetkun Socio waddles from the bathroom, WITHOUT WASHING HIS HANDS I MIGHT ADD!!!

Socio looks relieved, but tired. His walk is that of a man who has ridden a horse for days! HE IS BOW-LEGGED!!!

A few minutes later, Wet footprints echo from the restroom, and when the door swings inward none other than MINI MORBID emerges! He is MOIST! And covered in corn kernels!

"I HAVE RETURNED FROM MY GREAT JOURNEY, SPELUNKING THROUGH THE SIGMOID COLON OF AMJETKUN SOCIO!!! I HAVE MANY TALES TO TELL, AND GREAT TREASURES TO SHOW!!!"
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Mini sees John Black leaving the XWF's HQ's pop-up AMSCOT, which is kept in business solely by JB's constant need for payday advances.

"YOU!!!!"

Mini spies JB and his eyes grow WIDE! Black is one of his NEMESES! With a flourish that shakes off several corn kernels, Mini produces his SACK OF BOOTY from his travels into the GREAT UNKNOWN! He pulls out items that could double as a weapon, shaking his head and tossing each one aside as he sees them as INADEQUATE!

"Shroud of Turin? NAY! Florentine Diamond? NAY! Skull of Peking Man? NAY! Snuff Film on 8mm? NAY!"

Finally, he pulls a large rod from the bag.

"AHA! The scepter of Mihnea cel Rău! IMBUED WITH THE BLOODLUST OF HIS FATHER!!!"

Mini conks JB on the dome, causing him to drop all of his free money orders. A second conk to the temple sends Black to the floor, where Mini pins him!!!!!!!!!!!