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Corey Smith · (02-21-2020)

Lucky ducky me! TWO suitors!

So it seems as though both Robbie Bourbon and Ned Kaye are gunning for a shot at me at March Madness. Neat! Unfortunately, I've already given the shot to Robbie. Now, I don't mean that's unfortunate in the sense that it shuts Ned out, but unfortunate in the sense that Robbie has been filling his race car bed with shit since then.

On the other hand, I just can't see a Ned Kaye versus moi main event either. Correction, I CAN see it. In fact, everyone can see that match result from miles and miles away. Ned, I would eat your lunch and then you would LET me vomit it up back into your mouth baby bird style and say "thank you sir, can I have another" because you are the very essence of CUCK.

So what the fuck do we do here? Huh?

Robbie has already tossed out a challenge to face Ned for the right to that main event slot at March Madness. Small problem. Ned has a briefcase, and if he was a smart man (big, big "if") he would just say that having a 24/7 clause completely overrules anything Robbie has to say about, well....anything.

So, I have a solution. As always.

I'll take both of you on. Triple Threat.

Vinnie? Theo? Are you there...?

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **02-21-2020, 08:28 AM**

"A match everyone will love around the world! Just so long as Big D doesn't get in there. He stinks."

Big D · **02-21-2020, 11:49 AM**

(02-21-2020, 08:28 AM)SUPER/Øshame/ShaneCarver.7z Said: "A match everyone will love around the world! Just so long as Big D doesn't get in there. He stinks."

"Big D doesn't WANT in, he plans on earning his shot at March Madness. Just like Ned earned HIS at Leap of Faith, almost a year ago. I, much like the fans and our peers, want to see Ned face the man who claims he doesn't stand a chance against, WITHOUT the third wheel of a masked blob that already blew his opportunity at the last pay-per-view."

"but I can understand why Engineer wouldn't WANT that, after seeing what Ned did to ME."

Corey Smith · **02-21-2020, 12:41 PM**

(02-21-2020, 11:49 AM)BigD Said:
(02-21-2020, 08:28 AM)SUPER/Øshame/ShaneCarver.7z Said: "A match everyone will love around the world! Just so long as Big D doesn't get in there. He stinks."

"Big D doesn't WANT in, he plans on earning his shot at March Madness. Just like Ned earned HIS at Leap of Faith, almost a year ago. I, much like the fans and our peers, want to see Ned face the man who claims he doesn't stand a chance against, WITHOUT the third wheel of a masked blob that already blew his opportunity at the last pay-per-view."

"but I can understand why Engineer wouldn't WANT that, after seeing what Ned did to ME."

Oh yes, you sure were brutalized....to the point that you guys had a make cute at the end. Scurry stuff.

Big D · **02-21-2020, 12:44 PM**

(02-21-2020, 12:42 PM)ENGINEER.EXE Said:
(02-21-2020, 11:49 AM)BigD Said:
(02-21-2020, 08:28 AM)SUPER/Øshame/ShaneCarver.7z Said: "A match everyone will love around the world! Just so long as Big D doesn't get in there. He stinks."

"Big D doesn't WANT in, he plans on earning his shot at March Madness. Just like Ned earned HIS at Leap of Faith, almost a year ago. I, much like the fans and our peers, want to see Ned face the man who claims he doesn't stand a chance against, WITHOUT the third wheel of a masked blob that already blew his opportunity at the last pay-per-view."

"but I can understand why Engineer wouldn't WANT that, after seeing what Ned did to ME."

Oh yes, you sure were brutalized....to the point that you guys had a make cute at the end. Scurry stuff.

"Brutal enough for you to need a scape goat for when Ned wins."

Corey Smith · **02-21-2020, 12:57 PM**

(02-21-2020, 12:44 PM)BigD Said:
(02-21-2020, 12:42 PM)ENGINEER.EXE Said:
(02-21-2020, 11:49 AM)BigD Said: "Big D doesn't WANT in, he plans on earning his shot at March Madness. Just like Ned earned HIS at Leap of Faith, almost a year ago. I, much like the fans and our peers, want to see Ned face the man who claims he doesn't stand a chance against, WITHOUT the third wheel of a masked blob that already blew his opportunity at the last pay-per-view."

"but I can understand why Engineer wouldn't WANT that, after seeing what Ned did to ME."

Oh yes, you sure were brutalized....to the point that you guys had a make cute at the end. Scurry stuff.

"Brutal enough for you to need a scape goat for when Ned wins."

What are you even ON about? Why would I need a scape goat for your house husband, D? You mean Robbie? Are you that delusional?

We all know who's eating the pin in that match. Here's a hint, it's the guy who's done fuck all BUT win that briefcase.

Big D · **02-21-2020, 01:33 PM**

(02-21-2020, 12:57 PM)ENGINEER.EXE Said:
(02-21-2020, 12:44 PM)BigD Said:
(02-21-2020, 12:42 PM)ENGINEER.EXE Said: Oh yes, you sure were brutalized....to the point that you guys had a make cute at the end. Scurry stuff.

"Brutal enough for you to need a scape goat for when Ned wins."

What are you even ON about? Why would I need a scape goat for your house husband, D? You mean Robbie? Are you that delusional?

We all know who's eating the pin in that match. Here's a hint, it's the guy who's done fuck all BUT win that briefcase.

"A gay joke from someone who LITERALLY has sex with men? Classic."

"And yes, we DO know who'll eat the pin, hence why you refuse to put Robbie aside and take on a new challenger like a GOOD Champion. All the gay jokes in the world can't hide that."

Corey Smith · **02-21-2020, 02:06 PM**

You're allowed to make gay jokes if you like dick. It's in the manual. I'm surprised Ned never told you that the last time he spooned you while you cried because your rocket wouldn't lift off.

Ned Kaye · **02-21-2020, 02:09 PM**

"Daniel, I appreciate it, but you shouldn't even give them the pleasure. Besides, if you're gonna argue with either of them, argue with Shane. We both know "Engy" is nothing without his daddy. I know that

always wanted an Engineer to have complete control over, so it's really not worth talking to the shell instead of the brains."

"By the way, I accept your challenge, kiddo. Your turn, Robbie."

Corey Smith · (02-21-2020)

(02-21-2020, 02:09 PM)Notorious Ned Kaye Said: "Daniel, I appreciate it, but you shouldn't even give them the pleasure. Besides, if you're gonna argue with either of them, argue with Shane. We both know "Engy" is nothing without his daddy. I know that always wanted an Engineer to have complete control over, so it's really not worth talking to the shell instead of the brains."

"By the way, I accept your challenge, kiddo. Your turn, Robbie."

Mmmmm....daddy....

THE Tristan Slater · (02-21-2020)

Just put them all in the mix so we can watch Engineer fuck them up and be done with all this extra bullshit.

Jenny Myst · **02-21-2020, 06:18 PM**

"Still always down to ref, fellas. Don't worry, it would be fair and un-biased. I don't give a fuck about any of you enough to screw you over. Honestly, I just wanna see how I look in stripes on national TV! So yea......up to ya'll.......fair and unbiased......C cups..........

Corey Smith · **02-23-2020, 06:49 PM**

(02-21-2020, 06:18 PM)Jenny Myst Said:

"Still always down to ref, fellas. Don't worry, it would be fair and un-biased. I don't give a fuck about any of you enough to screw you over. Honestly, I just wanna see how I look in stripes on national TV! So yea......up to ya'll.......fair and unbiased......C cups..........

Sorry, Jenny! Haven't you heard? Everyone in the match is gay! Super gay! So we have no interest in your c cup whatevers....

~~Prof. Bobby Bourbon~~ · **02-23-2020, 10:38 PM**

Well, I'm not gay.

Big D sucks the lowest nut in a packed men's room. Step off my business before you become it. I remember when you and Ned were too chickenshit to face me and Pig a few months ago, and I'm supposed to believe you've grown a backbone since then?

I will humiliate you like your grandfather used to only you won't have to swallow my jizz first.

But hey, Tinkerbell, at least you suck a cock better than your mom according to him.

Ned thinks he needs to set up a match to use that case of his. Not true! Looks like you've been too chickenshit to use it for damn near a year and the only reason you're using it now is because it's about to expire and you're buying into the hype that the Engineer is weak.

Fuck, what a couple of, shit, I can't even come up with a word more fitting, what a couple of dweebs. You're fucking dweebs.

"Hey, Ned, come sniff my ass!"

"Alrighty D, but you gotta sniff mine after!"

"Oh man, I love it!"

"Me too! Our buttholes smell amazing!"

Two grown men who need each other's approval to do anything, taking bromance way too far.

Big D and Ned ARE a gay joke.

At least Jenny finally figured out how to get close to a Universal Title match.

~~Prof. Bobby Bourbon~~ · **02-23-2020, 11:17 PM**

Oh, look, everyone's favorite flat-earther Tristan Slater showed up.

His whole thing is he's an arbitrary douche and his name rhymes with a 90's movie star.

The stars sure are out in force tonight, whoo boy.

Ned Kaye · **02-24-2020, 02:58 AM**

"Robbie, are you going to accept or just waste all your best material before you even start recording promos?"

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **02-24-2020, 05:06 AM**

(02-24-2020, 02:58 AM)Notorious Ned Kaye Said: "recording"

"What the hell!?!?"

Head to toe... Shane had smiles and bong water all over himself.

Corey Smith · **02-24-2020, 05:45 AM**

(02-24-2020, 02:58 AM)Notorious Ned Kaye Said: "Robbie, are you going to accept or just waste all your best material before you even start recording promos?"

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the melodic slurping of you tongue punching Big D's chocolate starfish. Not that I'm judging, everybody could use a good salad tossing.

But that sounded like a YES from Robbie. So let's book it, Vincent!

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **02-24-2020, 06:23 AM**

Vinnie sucks down the last few ounces of his Blue Razz Slurpee and winces.

Book what, dude? Sorry. Total brainfreeze over here.

~~Prof. Bobby Bourbon~~ · **02-24-2020, 10:12 AM**

(02-24-2020, 02:58 AM)Notorious Ned Kaye Said: "Robbie, are you going to accept or just waste all your best material before you even start recording promos?"

Oh, you were impressed with the way I berated you and your friend?

Cool. I am glad you're entertained by being called a little bitch.

Even if D is the bottom betwixt y'all.

Thing is, I never run out of material.

And the ass whooping I bring is twice as brutal.

As for acceptance, I challenged you dipshit.

Ned Kaye · **02-24-2020, 11:05 AM**

"I'm aware, Bourbon, and I'm offering you a chance to actually get into this title match. I'll face you for the Engy match, but I'm not putting my briefcase on the line. If you really want to lose your rematch with Engy, then by all means, I'll accept your Warfare challenge. But if you would genuinely like to wrestle this false Engineer again for the title, then you should just take the triple threat now. I get my match either way, Robbie."

~~Prof. Bobby Bourbon~~ · **02-24-2020, 11:39 AM**

(02-24-2020, 11:05 AM)Notorious Ned Kaye Said: "I'm aware, Bourbon, and I'm offering you a chance to actually get into this title match. I'll face you for the Engy match, but I'm not putting my briefcase on the line. If you really want to lose your rematch with Engy, then by all means, I'll accept your Warfare challenge. But if you would genuinely like to wrestle this false Engineer again for the title, then you should just take the triple threat now. I get my match either way, Robbie."

Um, no.

Check the tale of the tape, Engineer already accepted my challenge for March Madness.

You and D jerked each other off thinking there was some gravitas to it but you didn't actually talk to the Engineer, the office, or anybody of note about this whatsoever.

I am giving you an opportunity to face me, one on one, putting my title opportunity on the line, at Savage.

Not even sure why you're bringing up Warfare.

As for your case, I'm going to feed it to you, because no part of it says you're getting booked at March Madness for the championship.

Just be warned, as soon as you set foot in the ring with me you're no longer in your little land of make-believe.

Anybody else want to educate this kid on how the cases work?

Shawn Warstein · **02-24-2020, 11:43 AM**

Sits silently knowing all of this is for nothing...

Ned Kaye · **02-24-2020, 12:24 PM**

"The briefcase entitles me to a title match at a date, place, and time which I choose. If that is at the Main Event of March Madness, then that's when I get my match. I know you are incapable of thinking of using a briefcase in any other way but a surprise cash-in, but announcing a cash-in in advance is fully allowed. How Lane wants to plan around that is his choosing."

"But if you really want to save me the trouble of cashing in, I guess we'll just have to meet at Savage."

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