Mission Enpitsu
Objectives:

Slaying the Dolpin.
Eradicating Pinecones.
Preserving thepintegrity of the title.

A normal day in the XWF locker room, our current champion finds himself alone enjoying his spare time reading his favorite editorial, Penthouse Letters. In the background, a dolpin version of Billy Bass plays Jim's favorite song, Pinecone Lovely by Gustafar Yellowgold.

Mid-song, Billy Bass cuts off, it's voice replaced by strange language.

BI-SO-DIH YEH-HES A-CHIN BE-TKAH BO-O-NE-TAH BE-TKAH TLO-CHIN A-CHIN BE-TKAH TSIN-TLITI TSAH-AS-ZIH BE-TKAH NA-HASH-CHID A-CHI DAH-NES-TSA THAN-ZIE TSE-GAH LHA-CHA-EH BE-LA-SANA TSAH-AS-ZIH BE-TKAH TAZI-CHA BE-TKAH NE-TEH BE-TKAH DIBEH-YAZZIE A-KHA GLOE-IH BE-TKAH CHA-GEE BE-TKAH CLA-GI-AIH YEH-HES A-CHIN A-CHIN TSE-NILL TLA-GIN DIBEH-YAZZIE DZEH BE-TKAH TOH-NI-TKAL-LO BE-TKAH AH-JAD A-KHA GLOE-IH BE-TKAH TKIN BE-TKAH NA-HASH-CHID AH-JAH D-AH BE-TKAH TSAH-AS-ZIH NE-AHS-JAH NO-DA-IH BE-TKAH GLOE-IH AH-NAH DAH-NES-TSA AH-JAH BE-TKAH TLA-GIN TSE-GAH A-KHA NA-AS-TSO-SI CLA-GI-AIH YEH-HES A-CHIN AH-TAD BE-TKAH AH-DI BE-TKAH CHA-GEE BE-TKAH NA-HASH-CHID TKIN D-AH BE-TKAH A-WOH A-KHA SHI-DA MOASI CHA AH-JAH BE-TKAH TSA-E-DONIN-EE AH-LOSZ YEH-HES AH-NAH TSAH CHINDI

A message perhaps? Who knows, definitely not Jim who had stood, obvious signs of a stift in his pants, and moved to take a closer look.

From behind, Atara snook up and rolled Jim for the pin.

1..

2..

Mission Enpitsu
Objectives:

Slaying the Dolpin.
Eradicating Pinecones.
Preserving thepintegrity of the title.

A normal day in the XWF locker room, our current champion finds himself alone enjoying his spare time reading his favorite editorial, Penthouse Letters. In the background, a dolpin version of Billy Bass plays Jim's favorite song, Pinecone Lovely by Gustafar Yellowgold.

Mid-song, Billy Bass cuts off, it's voice replaced by strange language.

PIN ATTEMPT ON MY BIRTHDAY THAT WAS LOW THEY PINNACLE OF LOW I BET YOU WERE CHOMPING AT THEY BIT TOUCHE FRIEND

A message perhaps? Who knows, definitely not Jim who had stood, obvious signs of a stift in his pants, and moved to take a closer look.

From behind, Atara snook up and rolled Jim for the pin.

1..

2..

Kickout!

Atara, sorry about the birthday thing, and thanks for showing me the decoding app.

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut...................

Jim whacks Atara in the face with a pinecone, then runs off

7x Heavymetalweight champin
1x Federweight champion

XWF record
8-12    

Universal record 13-24  

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Well I tried my best you fucking piece of shit you don't have to make fun of it you little bitch



































You thought something was down here huh. Well, you must be pretty dumb. Maybe you should go check-up in the text for the pins









































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they got rid of the Heavymetalweight championship because appartenly they hate fun at XWF headquaters smh shaking my head rn

It's all fun and games

Buuuut....stift is German for pen.

Beams Jim in the head with the same pinecone, plants a foot on his chest for the pin.

Count it ref.

She's right!

Of course, she probably shouldn't TELL YOU things you missed, but you didn't notice! Loser!

Winner and NEW HMW Champion - Atari 2600

That best not be on the nameplate...

But it's fun for the whole family!

It doesn't, but one of the translations is "pin." To pin or pen something up, I imagine.

(11-19-2019, 01:44 AM)Atara Themis Said: It's all fun and games

Buuuut....stift is German for pen.

Beams Jim in the head with the same pinecone, plants a foot on his chest for the pin.

Count it ref.

Wait what does pen have to do with pinning

7x Heavymetalweight champin
1x Federweight champion

XWF record
8-12    

Universal record 13-24  

The relatives of Jim Jimson
Jimmy Jimson
Jim Johnson
James Jimson
J. Jonah Jimson
Jimmy Jimmy
Jimbo Jimson
Jimbo Baggins
Jackenhoffer Jiminez
Jimmy Jimmerson
Jim Jimbo
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Jim Jimseruno
Jim Jackstiener
Jericho
Jimmy Jim
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Jim Jaghofferson
Jimbo
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James Jimson
Jim Jimpin
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Jiminson
Jimothy
Big Daddy Meat Jimson
Tiny Daddy Meat Jimson
Jim Jopson
Jimbo Jimmy Jam
Jimbo Jimsmith (formerly a Doctor)
Jim Jimmy the Jim Jimmerson
Jim Jimpegmyassrawohbabyohbabyohbaby
Jimmy Jim Jimmer Jimbosen Jiminez the dolphin rapper
Jim Jim Jim Jimson Son Son
Jim Jon Un
Tangy Tangerine
Animal Jim
Jimbo Jimson Chang
Jimbo Jimson the Chang
Jimbo Jimson Jang





Hey


















You wanna see my cool new banner




















Well.....























Here it is















What... you don't like it
























Well I tried my best you fucking piece of shit you don't have to make fun of it you little bitch



































You thought something was down here huh. Well, you must be pretty dumb. Maybe you should go check-up in the text for the pins









































During all Business Enquires please refer to Mr. Jimson as "Small Daddy Meat Jimson" to assure business professionalism.












oh wait

























they got rid of the Heavymetalweight championship because appartenly they hate fun at XWF headquaters smh shaking my head rn

Well, if your pinning a seam you may need a pen to mark pattern dots.

Weird, didn't mean to edit your comment Jim LOL