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Vita Frickin Valenteen · **11-01-2019, 09:35 AM**

VV rolls up in a Kia Sportage. She hops out of the car and walks down to the shoreline, staring at all of the murdered dolphin carcusses scattered across the beach. VV lets out a sigh as she knels down and craddles the head of a dolphin as it draws it's last breaths. It says to her, "Please avenge my family" just before it crokes. VV tilts her head down as she fights back the tears. After a moment, VV stands up and scowers the beach. That's when she see's him. Jim Jimson standing atop a buidge tossing pinecones at the dolphins in the water below. Vita marches her way towards Jim. She notices a seashell on the shore and picks it up on the way. Finally she makes it to where Jim is standing. He doesn't seem to notice her as he is too busy throwing pinecones. VV walks right up to him and taps him on the shoulder. Jim turns around, but before he can react, VV slices his throat with the seashell! Jim stumbles back grasping at his neck. VV gives him a shove and Jim flys off of the bridge to the waiting dolphins below! The dolphins whisk Jim away, far out to sea.

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VV is at the grocery store buying fruit rollups and frozen cheese pizza when she gets the call.

Dolphin "They just delivered it last night. Find a can marked for expiration on 11-6-2022" CLICK POP BEEP BEEP BEEP!

VV heads down the canned meat isle and searches for a specific brand. Soon enough she finds it, and digs towards the back of the pile for the new stock...

FOUND IT!

She pulls out a can of Starkist tuna.

"Dolphin safe my butt!"

VV drops the can to the floor and covers it for the pin!

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Jim "the Jim" Jimson · **11-01-2019, 02:24 PM**

Anarchy Champ, pink's better then red!!!
Vita Valenteen - Dolphin Lover?

VV rolls up in a Kia Sportage. She hops out of the car and walks down to the shoreline, staring at all of the murdered dolphin carcusses scattered across the beach. VV lets out a sigh as she knels down and craddles the head of a dolphin as it draws it's last breaths. It says to her, "Please avenge my family" just before it crokes. VV tilts her head down as she fights back the tears. After a moment, VV stands up and scowers the beach. That's when she see's him. Jim Jimson standing atop a buidge tossing pinecones at the dolphins in the water below. Vita marches her way towards Jim. She notices a seashell on the shore and picks it up on the way. Finally she makes it to where Jim is standing. He doesn't seem to notice her as he is too busy throwing pinecones. VV walks right up to him and taps him on the shoulder. Jim turns around, but before he can react, VV slices his throat with the seashell! Jim stumbles back grasping at his neck. VV gives him a shove and Jim flys off of the bridge to the waiting dolphins below! The dolphins whisk Jim away, far out to sea.

VV is at the grocery store buying fruit rollups and frozen cheese pizza when she gets the call.

Dolphin "They just delivered it last night. Find a can marked for expiration on 11-6-2022" CLICK POP BEEP BEEP BEEP!

VV heads down the canned meat isle and searches for a specific brand. Soon enough she finds it, and digs towards the back of the pile for the new stock...

FOUND IT!

She pulls out a can of Starkist tuna.

"Dolphin safe my butt!"

VV drops the can to the floor and covers it for the pin!

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Kickout!

the can jumps, to VV's surprise, suddenly a hand reaches out from the can, Vita backs up and then gets hit with the heavymetalweight title, from behind. Its J Jonah Jimson, he's here to save Jim. Jim Jimson steps out of the tuna can and starts laughing at VV, who is lying on the floor.

HA HA HA, you actually thought that a cut to the throat with a seashell would kill me, You're crazy. The dolphins didn't stand a chance against me and pinecones all though I have to thank you because I would have never killed those dolphins, they would have gotten away and lived, but now they are dead, thanks to you. Although this wouldn't be possible without my incredible flexibility, I was able to fit into that tiny can and plan this attack. See you tomorrow.
You fucking piece of shit

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **11-02-2019, 09:42 AM**

(11-01-2019, 09:35 AM)VV Said: VV rolls up in a Kia Sportage.

Got 'em!!

Winner and NEW Heavy Metalweight Champion - Vita Valenteen

Jim "the Jim" Jimson · **11-02-2019, 10:31 AM**

At least it wasn't a ghost this time. Congrats vita on winning

Vita Frickin Valenteen · **11-02-2019, 01:55 PM**

OOC: Thanks Jimmy Jimmerson

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