could some member of management explain to me how im booked on warfare despite not being a warfare roster member and never opting in to the show?

i knew cocksmoking bob williams was inept but holy shit, how does he get shit this wrong?

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Apparently, Az saying "IN AGAINST WHYTE!" counts? So...um...have fun with that?

(05-27-2019, 06:45 AM)John Whyte Said: could some member of management explain to me how im booked on warfare despite not being a warfare roster member and never opting in to the show?

i knew cocksmoking bob williams was inept but holy shit, how does he get shit this wrong?

You do not need to be insulting Mr Whyte.
I do not insult any valuable roster as I treat everyone with respect.

If you had an issue sir, then come to me directly.

Yes Miss Lacklan is right. Mr Erebus did opt in by using you as an opponent. I thought oh you two had a backwards-forwards conversation on one of the threads and wanted to settle it in the ring.

So that's my bad for not double checking. If you don't want the match to go ahead then let me know.

Thank you.

“my bad”

going 5 over is a ‘my bad,’ shitting a little when you fart is a ‘my bad’

this is deliberate and you fucking know it. you know your head is on the chopping block because your poorly produced handful of liquid shit is undeserving of the distinction of being the XWF’s flagship show. and how do you plan to fix that? you stick the first ever universal champion in a match with the most controversial universal champion.

you want me to fight Assrabies or whatever that space fuck’s name is? fine, but you’ve gotta offer up a whole lot more than a cakewalk match with tony fuckin’ santos

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(05-27-2019, 12:21 PM)John Whyte Said: “my bad”

going 5 over is a ‘my bad,’ shitting a little when you fart is a ‘my bad’

this is deliberate and you fucking know it. you know your head is on the chopping block because your poorly produced handful of liquid shit is undeserving of the distinction of being the XWF’s flagship show. and how do you plan to fix that? you stick the first ever universal champion in a match with the most controversial universal champion.

you want me to fight Assrabies or whatever that space fuck’s name is? fine, but you’ve gotta offer up a whole lot more than a cakewalk match with tony fuckin’ santos

"Do you ever stop bitching? Complain. Whine. Moan. Complain. Cry me a river. Just shut the fuck up! Jeez. You put out an OPEN CHALLENGE, someone accepted and now you're making excuses to get out of it? You are now confirmed as The King.... The King of BITCHES!"

(05-27-2019, 12:21 PM)John Whyte Said: “my bad”

going 5 over is a ‘my bad,’ shitting a little when you fart is a ‘my bad’

this is deliberate and you fucking know it. you know your head is on the chopping block because your poorly produced handful of liquid shit is undeserving of the distinction of being the XWF’s flagship show. and how do you plan to fix that? you stick the first ever universal champion in a match with the most controversial universal champion.

you want me to fight Assrabies or whatever that space fuck’s name is? fine, but you’ve gotta offer up a whole lot more than a cakewalk match with tony fuckin’ santos

You rang?

September 2013 and May 2019 Star of the Month
1x Hart Champion
1x Television Champion
1x Xtreme Champion

http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=33663

2x Universal Champion (First reign was less than a day though, lol. Due to Sebastian Duke cashing in his briefcase.)
2x Tag Team Champion
3x Triple Tag Team Champion
1x Television Champion
2x US Champion (Title retired during my second reign as champ.)
2x X-Treme Champion
1x Bombshell Champion
2x HMW Champion
2x SOTM

"Foolish Earth imp, if you are this unaware and oblivious outside of the ring, you had better start praying to whatever gods you believe in for mercy now. Or keep crying to management, after all that is what real men do... in your small, pathetic mindframe anyway."

2x Universal Champion (First reign was less than a day though, lol. Due to Sebastian Duke cashing in his briefcase.)
2x Tag Team Champion
3x Triple Tag Team Champion
1x Television Champion
2x US Champion (Title retired during my second reign as champ.)
2x X-Treme Champion
1x Bombshell Champion
2x HMW Champion
2x SOTM

Is this the same John Black who was clamoring for someone to step up and fight him not even a couple weeks ago?

Huh.

(05-27-2019, 01:35 PM)Azrael Erebus Said: http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=33663

neat! now show me the one where I put my name on the dotted line like the rest of you did.

ill wait here, watching the rest of you bootlickers trip over eachother while defending nonconsensual booking bob williams’ honor like he’s going to give you a ‘thank you’ rimjob for camouflaging the fact that he can’t do his fucking job.

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(05-27-2019, 01:54 PM)Lux Said: Is this the same John Black who was clamoring for someone to step up and fight him not even a couple weeks ago?

Huh.

the name is John Whyte, you fucking invalid.

same John Whyte you ducked while I was clamoring for someone to step up and fight me not even a couple weeks ago

huh.

G-rated XWF megastar.

(05-27-2019, 01:17 PM)Tony Santos Said:

(05-27-2019, 12:21 PM)John Whyte Said: “my bad”

going 5 over is a ‘my bad,’ shitting a little when you fart is a ‘my bad’

this is deliberate and you fucking know it. you know your head is on the chopping block because your poorly produced handful of liquid shit is undeserving of the distinction of being the XWF’s flagship show. and how do you plan to fix that? you stick the first ever universal champion in a match with the most controversial universal champion.

you want me to fight Assrabies or whatever that space fuck’s name is? fine, but you’ve gotta offer up a whole lot more than a cakewalk match with tony fuckin’ santos

You rang?

did you see me holding a microphone up to a septic tank?

G-rated XWF megastar.

could someone please inform Scully he will never, ever be worth the time to respond to directly

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(05-27-2019, 02:14 PM)John Whyte Said:

(05-27-2019, 01:35 PM)Azrael Erebus Said: http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=33663

neat! now show me the one where I put my name on the dotted line like the rest of you did.

ill wait here, watching the rest of you bootlickers trip over eachother while defending nonconsensual booking bob williams’ honor like he’s going to give you a ‘thank you’ rimjob for camouflaging the fact that he can’t do his fucking job.

(05-16-2019, 11:24 AM)John Whyte Said: hey gay, i just got done saying right fucking here that ill take on the first one who wants to come get it. can I assume youll be at the june 5th warfare?

"You said this to Lux... does this suffice? Frail little Earth coward."

2x Universal Champion (First reign was less than a day though, lol. Due to Sebastian Duke cashing in his briefcase.)
2x Tag Team Champion
3x Triple Tag Team Champion
1x Television Champion
2x US Champion (Title retired during my second reign as champ.)
2x X-Treme Champion
1x Bombshell Champion
2x HMW Champion
2x SOTM

oh god you’re long winded AND stupid?

show me where I signed up for warfare.

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(05-15-2019, 09:39 AM)John Whyte Said: first come first serve, june 5th warfare I’m going to show one of you useless fucks how its really done. step up

"So you were lying when you proclaimed that you would be at the next edition of Warfare, willing to take on any who challenges. Good to know. Small mortal. Perhaps, your clear better, John Black, shall take your place. At least, he isn't a coward and a liar."

2x Universal Champion (First reign was less than a day though, lol. Due to Sebastian Duke cashing in his briefcase.)
2x Tag Team Champion
3x Triple Tag Team Champion
1x Television Champion
2x US Champion (Title retired during my second reign as champ.)
2x X-Treme Champion
1x Bombshell Champion
2x HMW Champion
2x SOTM

Hey, @Tony Santos? J-Whyte says you're a lamer.

There ya go, bud!

(05-27-2019, 02:17 PM)John Whyte Said:

(05-27-2019, 01:54 PM)Lux Said: Is this the same John Black who was clamoring for someone to step up and fight him not even a couple weeks ago?

Huh.

the name is John Whyte, you fucking invalid.

same John Whyte you ducked while I was clamoring for someone to step up and fight me not even a couple weeks ago

huh.

Actually, I offered you a TV Title match that you passed on.

(05-27-2019, 03:20 PM)Lux Said: Actually, I offered you a TV Title match that you passed on.

*Axly

(05-27-2019, 02:45 PM)Azrael Erebus Said:

(05-15-2019, 09:39 AM)John Whyte Said: first come first serve, june 5th warfare I’m going to show one of you useless fucks how its really done. step up

"So you were lying when you proclaimed that you would be at the next edition of Warfare, willing to take on any who challenges. Good to know. Small mortal. Perhaps, your clear better, John Black, shall take your place. At least, he isn't a coward and a liar."

oh ill be doing precisely that. and considering that SBW is challenging the idea that you should be GOOD at your job, I’ll be collecting signatures of those who rightfully think he’s no longer management material.

what i WONT be doing, is participating in a match I never signed up for against a bore of an opponent that poses no challenge.

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(05-27-2019, 03:20 PM)Lux Said:

(05-27-2019, 02:17 PM)John Whyte Said:

(05-27-2019, 01:54 PM)Lux Said: Is this the same John Black who was clamoring for someone to step up and fight him not even a couple weeks ago?

Huh.

the name is John Whyte, you fucking invalid.

same John Whyte you ducked while I was clamoring for someone to step up and fight me not even a couple weeks ago

huh.

Actually, I offered you a TV Title match that you passed on.

axly that’s like ordering a porterhouse and being offered a bowl of chilled placenta as a substitute. you’ll have to excuse me if your offer of showing up on the C show wasn’t that appetizing

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"Translation... you're afraid. It's okay. I tend to invoke fear. But please, continue to make excuses. They're totally believable."

2x Universal Champion (First reign was less than a day though, lol. Due to Sebastian Duke cashing in his briefcase.)
2x Tag Team Champion
3x Triple Tag Team Champion
1x Television Champion
2x US Champion (Title retired during my second reign as champ.)
2x X-Treme Champion
1x Bombshell Champion
2x HMW Champion
2x SOTM

whats that lassie? a boring predictable response from a boring predictable has been?

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(05-27-2019, 04:10 PM)John Whyte Said:

(05-27-2019, 03:20 PM)Lux Said:

(05-27-2019, 02:17 PM)John Whyte Said: the name is John Whyte, you fucking invalid.

same John Whyte you ducked while I was clamoring for someone to step up and fight me not even a couple weeks ago

huh.

Actually, I offered you a TV Title match that you passed on.

axly that’s like ordering a porterhouse and being offered a bowl of chilled placenta as a substitute. you’ll have to excuse me if your offer of showing up on the C show wasn’t that appetizing

Hey, don't knock it. Placenta's a delicacy in some parts of the world.

(05-27-2019, 04:30 PM)John Whyte Said: whats that lassie? a boring predictable response from a boring predictable has been?

"What?!?! Can you repeat that? I can't hear you over the chickens."

2x Universal Champion (First reign was less than a day though, lol. Due to Sebastian Duke cashing in his briefcase.)
2x Tag Team Champion
3x Triple Tag Team Champion
1x Television Champion
2x US Champion (Title retired during my second reign as champ.)
2x X-Treme Champion
1x Bombshell Champion
2x HMW Champion
2x SOTM

(05-27-2019, 04:50 PM)Lux Said:

(05-27-2019, 04:10 PM)John Whyte Said:

(05-27-2019, 03:20 PM)Lux Said: Actually, I offered you a TV Title match that you passed on.

axly that’s like ordering a porterhouse and being offered a bowl of chilled placenta as a substitute. you’ll have to excuse me if your offer of showing up on the C show wasn’t that appetizing

Hey, don't knock it. Placenta's a delicacy in some parts of the world.

and I’m sure those places are just as underdeveloped as Bob Williams’ prefrontal cortex

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(05-27-2019, 04:10 PM)John Whyte Said: axly

*applies bonus #CoolPoints just in time for the rankings to be updated with the latest PPV*

(05-27-2019, 05:06 PM)Lacklan Said:

(05-27-2019, 04:10 PM)John Whyte Said: axly

*applies bonus #CoolPoints just in time for the rankings to be updated with the latest PPV*

You gonna get yours up before Steve's?

(05-27-2019, 05:20 PM)Lux Said: You gonna get yours up before Steve's?

Points are tallied and write up comes in the morning 😊

(05-27-2019, 05:50 PM)Lacklan Said:

(05-27-2019, 05:20 PM)Lux Said: You gonna get yours up before Steve's?

Points are tallied and write up comes in the morning 😊

Poor Steve, he's gonna get fired again.

(05-27-2019, 05:52 PM)Lux Said:

(05-27-2019, 05:50 PM)Lacklan Said:

(05-27-2019, 05:20 PM)Lux Said: You gonna get yours up before Steve's?

Points are tallied and write up comes in the morning 😊

Poor Steve, he's gonna get fired again.

I made "make people look bad" a #Thing 😉