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Lacklan · (05-25-2019)

I wish to summon @Lux , @John Whyte , and @The Brothers Blackwater to help me with a conundrum and ruling 🤔

John Whyte · (05-25-2019)

as the only member of the roster I respect, lay it on me

Lacklan · **05-16-2019, 02:08 PM**

(05-16-2019, 01:58 PM)John Whyte Said: as the only member of the roster I respect, lay it on me

I appreciate that, J-Dubs. Now, this question goes out to all three of you, as I wish for all three of your councils:

The Massachusetts Pissbaby recently did this in response to his pathetically unprepared attempt to take my Federweight Championship wherein he got his ass handed to him:

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Now, do you think that this is a fair judgement of Yours Truly, or just him living his pissbaby gimmick 🤔

Lacklan · **05-16-2019, 02:13 PM**

(05-16-2019, 02:06 PM)Mingermind Said: And she will too cause I'm pretty sure that is a chick with a dick.

Lacklan · (05-25-2019)

(05-16-2019, 02:16 PM)Mingermind Said: Speaking of pissing I assume that is you admitting that you do it standing up? Follow up question, which bathroom do you use at Target?

Target?! How DARE you, Sir 😡

Lacklan · (05-25-2019)

Now that's just being mean 😒

Noah Jackson · **05-16-2019, 02:54 PM**

(05-16-2019, 02:08 PM)Lacklan Said:
(05-16-2019, 01:58 PM)John Whyte Said: as the only member of the roster I respect, lay it on me

I appreciate that, J-Dubs. Now, this question goes out to all three of you, as I wish for all three of your councils:

The Massachusetts Pissbaby recently did this in response to his pathetically unprepared attempt to take my Federweight Championship wherein he got his ass handed to him:

Now, do you think that this is a fair judgement of Yours Truly, or just him living his pissbaby gimmick 🤔

"Fuck me, I think you're a piece of shit Lack but even I'm not that big of a cunt to pull that shit."

BostonBruiser02128 · **05-16-2019, 02:58 PM**

Just about every one of us on this roster has fought in different types of matches whether it be in this promotion or others. I feel sad for you Sarah that every match you're in is a handicap match...you know because of your legs. I think it's really good that the leadership is putting that ramp in at the main office for you and that you get to park up close to all the really expensive clothes stores you visit. I promise never to judge you for the fact that you live off a steady diet of applesauce which has to be constantly wiped off your chin due to your excessive drooling, by your direct support personnel....I mean assistants.

BostonBruiser02128 · **05-16-2019, 03:03 PM**

And who's being a "piss baby" now? "Hey guys.....I don't think it's fair that he gave me a bad rating that big meany head.....he hoyt my feelings...wahhhhh wahhhhh HYPOCRITE! I did it in character. 99% of everything I do is in character unless I specifically put "OC:" before the post. Build a bridge and get over it.

BostonBruiser02128 · **05-16-2019, 03:04 PM**

IC: Hey snowflake dry your keyboard warrior tears I changed the rating.

Lacklan · (05-25-2019)

(05-16-2019, 02:54 PM)Noah Jackson Said: CUNTY CUNT CUT

Awwwwww! Hate you, too 🤗

BostonBruiser02128 · **05-16-2019, 04:01 PM**

Where did I call her a whore at? I do not spend all day on here. Apparently hooked on phonics didn't work for you. Your reading comprehension is = to that of a newborn baby. I explained the joke with sarcasm in mind, of course, I knew that you all would understand it. You seem like quite a cocky person...you know because you have 2 cocks on your banner. I

BostonBruiser02128 · **05-16-2019, 04:05 PM**

What do you mean get around here? I've been here for 2 weeks. I'm doing just fine. I out RPed Sarah, I created some unique challenges with Zane and Lux. I made it onto one of the programs in no time. I'm doing great.

BostonBruiser02128 · **05-16-2019, 04:11 PM**

And by the looks of your profile picture and banner, I can determine that the quality of anything you're publishing is as consistent as my diet...get it because the Boston Bruiser is supposedly fat or at least that's what Sarah's RP's seem to say over and over.

Noah Jackson · (05-25-2019)

(05-16-2019, 04:05 PM)jbrodeur02886 Said: What do you mean get around here? I've been here for 2 weeks. I'm doing just fine. I out PROMOED Sarah, I created some unique challenges with Zane and Lux. I made it onto one of the programs in no time. I'm doing great.

"Didn't you lose against Lacklan, you dumb cunt?"

(05-16-2019, 03:57 PM)Lacklan Said: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

"Fair, cunt."

BostonBruiser02128 · **05-16-2019, 04:23 PM**

Oh, Minger, I was clearly wrong about your quality of Promos WOW you're almost better than Lacklan.

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BostonBruiser02128 · **05-16-2019, 04:27 PM**

Time restraints did me in, plus there's her whining to leadership to stop the match. There's only so many times you can call someone fat she was out of responses, meanwhile, I was putting out researched, well put together responses. You've heard Garth Brook's "Friends in Low Places" well for her it was Friends in high places.

BostonBruiser02128 · **05-16-2019, 04:32 PM**

It said promo. Trust me though, I saw other promos they're all garbage! Was it your decision to become a jobber or were your promos so terrible that you just accepted reality for what it is? For someone who flashes a lot of dicks, you're the one doing all the sucking.

Tommy Wish · **05-16-2019, 04:32 PM**

Tommy just claps at this amazing drama unfolding...

"Man, this should be on TV... where's Eric Polulu to record this masterpiece of art?"

"Oh Bruiser Bedlam Boston, keep up the good work on keeping Kayfabe alive... your almost good as Whyte pretending to be nice guy."

"Ming Ming... never EVER change!"

Noah Jackson · **05-16-2019, 04:35 PM**

"Boston Cunt, where you dropped down the stairs multiple times as a baby or did this regressive brain decease come naturally through time?"

Tommy Wish · **05-16-2019, 04:36 PM**

(05-16-2019, 04:33 PM)Mingermind Said:
(05-16-2019, 04:32 PM)Tommy Wish Said: Tommy just claps at this amazing drama unfolding...

"Ming Ming... never EVER change!"

Fuck you honkey.

I hope you are having a blessed day, i'd be totally down to honky tonk your face with my fist...but nah...

Don't want to ruin your name among the Prince of trolls.

BostonBruiser02128 · **05-16-2019, 04:37 PM**

Oh, great crackhead Tommy is chiming in. You're mething with the wrong guy. Thank you for coming to the rescue of Tricky Dick, you're quite the Heroin-Quote the Boston Bruiser Nevermore

Tommy Wish · (05-25-2019)

(05-16-2019, 04:37 PM)jbrodeur02886 Said: Oh, great crackhead Tommy is chiming in. You're mething with the wrong guy. Thank you for coming to the rescue of Tricky Dick, you're quite the Heroin-Quote the Boston Bruiser Nevermore

You're close there buddy... but hey, what do i know?

By the way, I don't do meth nor i'm a crackhead... but i'd LUV LUV LUVVV to crack your head in, oh wait i forgot... your beefing with Sarah, I don't want to get involved with that angle of yours.

So don't mind me, Boston Bruiser Nevermore... and have a good day!

BostonBruiser02128 · **05-16-2019, 04:50 PM**

Noah you and Dick Clark would be a great team! Heres your new logo

BostonBruiser02128 · (05-25-2019)

Tommy I got no beef with you. Hell, if you're Irish we're practically family. Any time you want to meet up after a show I'll buy the drinks.

Noah Jackson · **05-16-2019, 04:58 PM**

"Cheers, cunt. Here's yours."

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Corey Smith · (05-16-2019)

You want my opinion? it's somewhere in the ballpark of, "For the love of God, make it stop!"

Also Noah, fuck you very much for showing me dicks can be innies too.

BostonBruiser02128 · (05-25-2019)

LOL nice! Now insert the "This is the closest you've been to a woman's vagina in years."

Corey Smith · (05-25-2019)

(05-16-2019, 05:16 PM)jbrodeur02886 Said: LOL nice! Now insert the "This is the closest you've been to a woman's vagina in years."

*Deep exasperated inhale and exhale*

Okay, I'll be the one. Look, I GET that you want to make a splash and make an impact. What you're doing now though? Nope.

My advice? Win some matches and then come on back and talk some shit. Because at this point you're fighting a battle at the edge of the cliff and losing ground fast.

BostonBruiser02128 · **05-16-2019, 05:45 PM**

I'm not even in any matches. Everybody on here jaws back and forth even people like the wanker above who jobs all the time. The only reason I'm on this thread is because Lacklan tagged me in it.

Corey Smith · (05-25-2019)

(05-16-2019, 05:45 PM)jbrodeur02886 Said: I'm not even in any matches. Everybody on here jaws back and forth even people like the wanker above who jobs all the time. The only reason I'm on this thread is because Lacklan tagged me in it.

Exactly. Slow your roll, get booked, win, and then we'll talk. Right now you're just getting baited by everyone before you've shown us anything.

Take my advice. Or don't.

The Brothers Blackwater · (05-17-2019)

"Lemme get this straight. You think Sarah is being a whiny cunt, so your tactic in the terms of dealing with that is to... what? Out whine her? Prove that you have a larger, more substantial vagina, than any woman on this planet? Show that beneath that slovenly, mammoth sized, hirsute exterior, beats the heart of a real woman? That also happens to be eternally on the rag? Might I suggest that you excuse yourself, momentarily and take some Midol, so that you can properly compose yourself? Cause you are clearly, causing a scene. What with all your crying and moaning."

"Or wait, here's an idea... why not at least try to sound like a dude? Since you do a remarkable job of looking like one. Obviously you want people to think that you're a man, so maybe stop acting like such a bitch? MmmKay, sunshine? Just a suggestion."

"Claiming that management pulled favoritism? Holy shiza! Are you

? Or were you merely born without a brain? There's an empty void that exists between your ears, isn't there? If someone were to knock on your cabeza, would it sound hollow?"

"Fun fact: I took a loss to Lacklan too and I sure as fuck didn't see any biased action from the ref, which most definitely would have occurred, had management been showing any sort of favoritism towards her. In fact, a member of the management team would have more than likely inserted themselves into the match, if those types of shady shenanigans were underway during our skirmish, but they didn't do that because no one is playing favorites. Then or now. Stupid. If I took a loss, fair and square to Sarah, you sure as fuck aren't beating her. Please, you're only lying to yourself, if you think that. Fucking pathetic. As in that's what you are."

"For fuck's sake, if you're crumbling this quickly, you might as well quit. Before you waste anybody else's time, masquerading as a wrestler when you're irrefutably suited to be a ribbon twirler or a competitive curler. Two sports that are a way better fit for you, given your utter lack of testicles and backbone. Yes, curling and ribbon twirling, are absolutely perfect for a spineless, imp like you. Although, in all honesty, applying to be used as cannon fodder would really be the way to go, since you're not worth more than that at best."

"You had better pray that everyone from my opposing team at War Games, shows up and you aren't forced to pinch hit for someone. Cause that'll be the first and the last time that you ever step foot into the squared circle. Guaranteed. You have my supreme word on that. You will be crippled, if not worse. That is a promise, from me to you. Ha! One Irishman to another."

"Now, why don't you be a good, brain addled moron and kindly fuck off. Before you bury yourself any further in the refuse that is the accumulation of your simpleminded ramblings."

BostonBruiser02128 · **05-17-2019, 08:21 PM**

Does Blackwater have superpowers? LOL that's cute. Look forward to beating the superboy on Anarchy.

The Brothers Blackwater · **05-18-2019, 02:26 AM**

(05-17-2019, 08:21 PM)jbrodeur02886 Said: Does Blackwater have superpowers? LOL that's cute. Look forward to beating the superboy on Anarchy.

"One... super powers don't make me cute, I am fucking adorable regardless."

"Two... I don't wrestle on Anarchy. Personal preferences and the like. My brother Raphael will be partaking in the shenanigans over there though. He has powers too, all three of the Brothers Blackwater do. You can thank genetics for that, being sired from Azrael Erebus, definitely came with its perks."

BostonBruiser02128 · (05-25-2019)

The Brothers Blackwater · (05-25-2019)

"Awesome. I love Rod Sterling. I can't wait to meet him. Even if the chilling twist is that he's really a ghost."

~~Rain~~ · **05-25-2019, 06:24 PM**

DO NOT ADJUST YOUR TELEVISION, YOU ARE NOW ENTERING..........

.....the Realm of Xtreme!!! XD .....Kick his ass, Brooklyn Brawler!!!! ^__^

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