Oh, great, Sarah's here. Yay.

I'm sure it will be amazing the whole time and nothing annoying or terrible will happen.

Vinnie, she can't have her Legion here right? Or her, like, entire stupid family? That's in the contract right?

Anyway, yay for besties.

Hey dude you know what I always say... the more the merrier! I hear those folks up in Maine buy TONS of merch if it has her face on it.

LOTS of people buy TONS of merch if my face is on it. Maybe I can show Roxy what that is like? 🤔

(02-26-2019, 07:02 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: Hey dude you know what I always say... the more the merrier! I hear those folks up in Maine buy TONS of merch if it has her face on it.

You have literally never said that ever and you even told me you'd be happy if we had nobody here except Drezdin and that one biker guy from 2017.

They buy her merch because they HAVE to by law. You think people want replica wheelchairs???

(02-26-2019, 07:07 AM)Lacklan Said: LOTS of people buy TONS of merch if my face is on it. Maybe I can show Roxy what that is like? 🤔

Can't see your emoji thanks to your dumb Windows Phone.

(02-26-2019, 07:11 AM)Roxy Cotton Said: you even told me you'd be happy if we had nobody here except Drezdin and that one biker guy from 2017.

Long live the Outlaw!

4x XTreme Champion    (1x as Misty Waters)
2x Tag Team Champion (w/ Vita Valenteen, w/ Charlie Nickles)
2x Hart Champion
3x Television Champion

4x Star Of The Month
August '24(As Misty Waters), August ‘21, May ‘17, October ‘16

3x RP Of The Month
What light through sonder... my perception breaks.
Tranquility: For Old Times Sake
Manifest Victory

(02-26-2019, 07:14 AM)Dolly Waters Said:

(02-26-2019, 07:11 AM)Roxy Cotton Said: you even told me you'd be happy if we had nobody here except Drezdin and that one biker guy from 2017.

Long live the Outlaw!

I miss him every day, dude.

Yeah...um....bored now? Can we get back to talking about how awesome I am? Thanx.

And so it begins...

Literally just updated all my info on here to show how badass I am 🤩

I have a headache already.

Love you too, bb

(02-26-2019, 09:30 AM)Lacklan Said: Yeah...um....bored now? Can we get back to talking about how awesome I am? Thanx.

Satan is better then you

NOW BE MY BITCH ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!

DREZ!!! What's up my man?

(02-26-2019, 09:52 AM)drezdin5788 Said:

(02-26-2019, 09:30 AM)Lacklan Said: Yeah...um....bored now? Can we get back to talking about how awesome I am? Thanx.

Satan is better then you

(02-26-2019, 12:47 PM)Sebasstian Dyke Said: Well take a look at this cockthirsty dick juggler. How are you Sarah?

Very, VERY, VERY taken

Also, TOTES amazeballs. You?

Oh jesus.

Dyke! What did I tell you? If you don't stop sexually harassing everyone I'll lock you back in the basement.

Bilbo's bursts through the door in his motorized handicapable scooter with racing stripes and streamers in the spokes.

"Screw you Vince! You can't do that! I'm special needs and that violates the ADA!"

Bilbo seductively squeezes out some Testosterone Replacement Cream and starts smearing it on his bare chest while looking Sarah Lacklan up and down.

"Hey sugartitties. Ever seen a real microcock before?"

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(02-26-2019, 01:05 PM)Sebasstian Dyke Said:

(02-26-2019, 01:02 PM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: Oh jesus.

Dyke! What did I tell you? If you don't stop sexually harassing everyone I'll lock you back in the basement.

You must have me confused with Peter Gilmour.

I mean yeah that's the guy we built the basement cell for but no I meant you this time.

(02-26-2019, 01:06 PM)Bilbo Brommer Blumpkinz Said: "Hey sugartitties. Ever seen a real microcock before?"

Yes, axly. His name was JC and he was SUCH a whiny bitch!

(02-26-2019, 01:03 PM)Sebasstian Dyke Said: Blah Blah Blah, I'm just saying words to cover up how much my soul hurts rn.

"You guys are disgusting."

Bilbo finishes inserting the plastic straw into his urethra.

"Anyone want a sip?"

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(02-26-2019, 01:47 PM)Sebasstian Dyke Said: Speaking of stupid...




what do you call this look?

Generational inbreeding lesbian chic?

That is from my wife's private collection AND YOU KNOW THAT

OMG VINNIE DO SOMETHING

"Well hello nurse..."


"It seems we're set to face each other this Saturday."


"I figured it only proper manners, that I come over and introduce myself."


"Donovan Blackwater, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance."


Donovan extends his hand towards Sarah.

(02-26-2019, 03:35 PM)Sebasstian Dyke Said: You're wife's private collection is my spank bank.

I guess her posting my nudes as retaliation for me posting hers is appropriate justice 😒

(02-26-2019, 04:41 PM)The Brothers Blackwater Said: "Well hello nurse..."


"It seems we're set to face each other this Saturday."


"I figured it only proper manners, that I come over and introduce myself."


"Donovan Blackwater, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance."


Donovan extends his hand towards Sarah.

"Whoa! This entire conversation makes me feel like I'm on a combination of bath salts and meth amphetamine. Is it normal to not have a single clue as to what's going on when folks record short videos or is this the rare exception. Cause I feel like I started watching a tv show, after dozing off for a good portion of it, only to wake up in the middle and not have even a remote inkling as to what's happening. So Sarah McLachlan wrestles now? That's cool. By cool, I mean fucking terrible. I guess all the money she made during Lilith Fair has run out, huh? That's too bad. Oh well, at least she saved all those shelter dogs, that's a plus."

Dyke has a lot of dark web connections, Sarah, not much I can do about his ability to pull nudes from the cloud.

Nice nips though!

(02-27-2019, 10:51 AM)Decker Hollis Said: So Sarah McLachlan wrestles now?

wut

(02-27-2019, 10:53 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said:

Nice nips though!

VINNIE 😳😳😳

WHAT?!?!?

Dude, you can't even compliment anyone anymore... geez.

Pops is right... she has some nice nipples.

I'd date her."

(02-27-2019, 12:43 PM)Seth Feder Said: Pops is right... she has some nice nipples.

I'd date her."

RESPONSE #1: Ahhhhh, thanks!

RESPONSE #2: Ew! Pass!

Good. I'd just wanna play with the nipples anyhow so it saves me some trouble letting you pay for a meal.

(02-27-2019, 12:56 PM)Seth Feder Said: Good. I'd just wanna play with the nipples anyhow so it saves me some trouble letting you pay for a meal.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh. Yeah. This is Seth, he's....

Vinnie sighs and takes a long sip off of his Jarritos.

Look, he might be my son. I'm still not convinced.

Tommy comes into the scene, and observing the fuckkery in store.

"Man...a Seth appearance... Bx3 causing trouble... a possible catfight in the mix!"

Tommy goes to Vincent and taps his shoulder.

"I'd recommend a dna test bruh, it will be good for your mind."

Tommy then eyes on Lacklan, witnessing a fine piece of ass.

(02-27-2019, 02:40 PM)Tommy Wish Said:

Tommy then eyes on Lacklan, witnessing a fine piece of ass.

4 out of 5 CoolTube users agree that it's better than Roxy's 😮

(02-27-2019, 01:24 PM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh. Yeah. This is Seth, he's....

Vinnie sighs and takes a long sip off of his Jarritos.

Look, he might be my son. I'm still not convinced.

"Pops, do we need to go see Dr. Phil or bring him in on a show to get some DNA test results? I mean, you'll have to pay for that shit or you can just trust me.

By the way, can I stay at your place again? It'll be just for a few days. I'll do some work around here. Hell, you can take a vacation and let me run this place for a few weeks. I'll be good."