who me? yes i do (smirks) and nice moves Payne and this party is quite entertaining

Zorro: You saw that?... It was self defense!...

I feel a little messed up....-Directed towards everyone- Hey, Which one of you assholes spiked the non-alcoholic drinks?! Oh hey, are you enjoying yourself Miss. Alexandra?

"I am Hunter. Thank you for the invite." Smirks evilly. "It was I who spiked the punch."

no wonder it tastes better (smirks and winks at Alexandra) no offense Hunter (smirks)

Zorro: Glad to hear it. Now Ima walk around and sober up from whatever this is...

-Zorro walks around a little bit and sees "The Rock" and Table-

Zorro: Da Shlong! Weren't you dressed as something else last time I saw you? And TABLE! I love you table, no homo. Wait... Is it homo to love a table?

Alexandra calls after him. "Of course it's Homo silly."

-Joy pulls Hunter off of Table-

Joy: She's right it's very homo.

Payne: Why can't you guys be happy for me and table? Oh well, I got to second base with Table... SCORE!

Joy: OMG! Wait how is that even possible?

Payne: You're awesome Rocky, I love your movies! And you two Andy and Alex, you guys are adorable together!

-Joy takes the drink away from Hunter-

Joy: No more of this.

-Joy puts the drink on Table-

Payne: Damn it...

-Joy leans Hunter by a nearby wall and leans right next to him to make sure he stays out of trouble-

Guys, it's rude to put your drinks on me right after to try to score with me! Well, both are rude alone, but combined it's even worse!

Woody then stands up on its back legs and solemnly leaves the party.

Who wouldn't want a ghost prostitute? - Mr. Satellite

Being offended is no reason to cheat - Archie Lawson

Payne: NO! WOODY DON'T LEAVE ME! I LOVE YOU! NO HOMO!

Joy: You're never drinking again...

Ladder busts through the door, boombox sitting on one of the rungs. Everyone turns to look at him it, and that's when the music begins to play...

Who wouldn't want a ghost prostitute? - Mr. Satellite

Being offended is no reason to cheat - Archie Lawson

Alexandra looks at Payne. "Hunter, Andrew and I are just friends. How many times must I say this?"

Kid Ant somehow gets up and throws a beer bottle at Alexandra AKA Ms. Ivy

Payne: I'm sorry, don't be mad at me! -drunk hiccup- Woah look Alex, It's a ladder! You're very tall Mr. Ladder...

Joy: Sorry everybody, Hunter doesn't handle liquor well...

Alexandra walks over and lifts Ant up by his chin, holding onto him tightly, and slams him against the wall, wrapping her hand tightly around his throat. "Don't ever throw stuff at me again. Or I'll show you what pain is." Glances over her shoulder at Hunter, before grabbing the ladder and slams it into Ant. "Sorry Ladder."

Kid Ant throws Ladder at Alexandra...that's all

Ladder doesn't respond, because its a ladder. It just goes back to what it was previously doing, holding up the state of the art music player.

Who wouldn't want a ghost prostitute? - Mr. Satellite

Being offended is no reason to cheat - Archie Lawson

"Right...super Cena...I forgot. You and swift are exactly the same." Alexandra makes her way over to him, grabbing the punch bowl with the alcohol in it and smashes it over his head, sending him to the floor, where she puts her foot on his throat. "All I need to do is put my foot down the rest of the way and I could crush your windpipe." She leans down into his face. "Now I suggest you find someone else to fCENSORED with." She moves to sit on his chest, holding his arms down with her knees and she slaps his face a few times. "Got that idiot?"

Does anyone mind I I take this ladder home with me tonight.



Jordana Brewster could use it to climb on top of my schlong, schlong, schlong!

Kid Ant responds by punching Alexandra in the face a bunch of times

Hey does anyone know where Ward got off too? Sis said I can have a pet. Might as well make the Ex the pet bitch.
~She pulls out a collar and Leash!~
Matty... Oh Matty!
~Walks around looking for Ward!

ROCK!!! NO MORE HOMO TALK!

While sitting on the roof of the building across the street as i noticed that Christine has a dog collar and leash then i start to think.

Matt Ward Oh no, she better not be looking for me to become her pet? No i was already made someone pet in another company, it was not fun, no this can not happen no.

I am watching to see if Christine is going to decide to look for me up on this roof.

~Christine walks around looking for Matt. She heads outside and looks around and looks up seeing a small speck.~
You can run but you can't hide. Come here Matty. Be a good boy.
~She smiles wickly~

Kid Ant kicks Christine in the crotch.

Then we see Black up on the roof with Ward...

"Man, play her cards right...You might GET LUCKY...Unless she going to physically rape you."

No one notices that Dwayne, Ladder, and the Crimson Dong are busy actually dancing and having a good time over all this commotion.

Who wouldn't want a ghost prostitute? - Mr. Satellite

Being offended is no reason to cheat - Archie Lawson

OOC: If she is not in the building than how can you kick her?

OOC: I go outside and do it

OOC: Why don't you help me catch Matt?

OOC: Cuz I didn't want to

Payne: I love you guys! We're like one big family. -drunk hiccup- Christine and Matt got like a beastiality thing going on, That's awesome. Rock, man take the ladder and the radio, You've earned it. And Alex and Andrew making this party fun. And meanwhile we're all just beating the shit out of KidAnt. -Whispers in Joy's ear, except he's drunk so it's not really a whisper- I'm just glad I didn't kill him with the 'Z' cut earlier... oh look! An earlobe! -Hunter nibbles on Joy's earlobe-

Joy: Hahaha Stop... mmmmm Stop! You want the Table remember?

Payne: Nooo the table broke my heart. Fuck the Table! I want Joy!

-Joy rolls her eyes-

~Gets her lighter.~
Kick me again... I light you up!
~She goes to the other building to find her ex to make her pet.~

OOC: Sorry for the crap quality of video lol

Luca shows up dressed up as Clint Eastwood circa The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.



He looks around the scene of the party, and decides to stand directly in the middle of all the excitement.

~Sneaks up behind Matt on the roof!~
Gotta!
~Tackles him on the roof.~

Kid Ant gets on the roof and does a belly to belly suplex to Christine

*nods to the man standing in the middle of all the excitement.* Hello Cowboy.

Joy: Welcome Mr. Eastwood. Dancefloor is to your right and Spiked drinks are to your left... Fuck, how did he get over there so fast?...

-Joy runs over to Hunter, who has a new drink-

Payne: HAS ANYONE SEEN A PURPLE TELETUBBY AROUND?!

Joy: Hunter you need to stop drinking...

Payne: Nooo I don't...

Joy: Yes you do!

Payne: Don't yell at me! Are you mad me? I'm sorry! The table meant nothing!

Joy: This isn't about the damn table!

-Joy takes the drink away from Hunter and puts it next to the other drinks-

Payne: You're right Joy, I need to sober up... What the fuck is that?!

-Joy looks and sees Christine and Matt on the roof across the street, but then looks back to see Hunter Payne running away with his drink-

Joy: Damn it Hunter, get back here!

-Joy chases after him-

I watch Kid Ant suplex Christine as i look at Ant then i snap an attack Kid Ant as I kick him in the nuts real hard then i help Christine up as i heard what she said as i start to speak.

[/color]||Matt Ward|| Didn't you say you were going to light this suck of shit up if he attacked you again.

Christine looks at me as she smirks as i stand back and watch then she start to speak.