@the_rain_storm Hiii!!! This is your Emo Hero, Rain, officially returning to XWF. I'm ready to spin my career around, after dropping out on my first few matches. Don't worry Storm Watcherz, this is only the beginning! XD

@emo_hero Storm Watcherz, it is official; I AM... the Xtreme CHAMP!! ^__^ After making such a forgettable return to the Realm of Xtreme, I've made a total U-turn, picking up the second most important title in the company. May you all have a gorgeous day, Tru Believerz!! <333

#Onward&Upward

@emo_hero welp tru believerz, i regret 2 inform u that i've lost my match, yet again. i'm taking a break from the ring till the ppv, leaving my kid sis 2 kick ass. she is now the federweight champ & i'm backing her every step of the way!!! ^__^ ... been listening to my linkin park collection, shedding a few tears over the passing of one of my favorite musicians of all time, one of my strongest inspirations, Linkin Park's Chester Bennington. i can't believe he's gone so soon. >__< maybe by the time leap of faith rolls around, i'll be ready 2 step up. and if i do, i'll dedicate the match to Chez. iLuv u all, my darlingz. <333

~ ~ ~ ~ ~



Chester Bennington -- Born: March 20, 1976 /// Died: July 20, 2017. R.I.P.

Can someone please tell me what the fuck is going on?

"Um... Rain, has terrible taste in music and he wants us to think that he's going to do something relevant, at Leap Of Faith... maybe."


"That's what's going on."

2x Universal Champion (First reign was less than a day though, lol. Due to Sebastian Duke cashing in his briefcase.)
2x Tag Team Champion
3x Triple Tag Team Champion
1x Television Champion
2x US Champion (Title retired during my second reign as champ.)
2x X-Treme Champion
1x Bombshell Champion
2x HMW Champion
2x SOTM

"Rain."


"These words that you shed, are both irrelevant and unnecessary."


"You fill the void with them because unbeknownst to even you, they're quite telling and symbolic."


"For they symbolize who and what you truly are, deep down to your very core."


"You are..."


"Irrelevant and unnecessary."


"In this life and every life that shall follow."


"You will forever spiral but never land."

Quote:Nyx: "Rain. These words that you shed, are both irrelevant and unnecessary. You fill the void with them because unbeknownst to even you, they're quite telling and symbolic. For they symbolize who and what you truly are, deep down to your very core. You are... Irrelevant and unnecessary. In this life and every life that shall follow. You will forever spiral but never land."

@emo_hero Nyx, all I said is that I'm taking a break and letting my kid sis have the spotlight. Ever since I returned to XWF, I've done nothing but fail. I KNOW I have it within me to be a champion like my sister, but for now I'm stepping off to the side. However, when I DO return? I wouldn't mind taking you on, one on one, no holds barred. BTW, Azrael? You better be glad Chez is gone, because if he wasn't? He'd track you down and beat the ever-lovin' extraterrestrial shit outta you!!! Bitch.

#eternal

"Oh yeah?"


"I hate to break it to you. What am I saying? I'd love to break it to you."


"I kicked his ass back in 2002."


"And 2003."


"Then again in 2005."


"He cried all three times."


"Huh? I wonder if he ever wrote a song about it?"

2x Universal Champion (First reign was less than a day though, lol. Due to Sebastian Duke cashing in his briefcase.)
2x Tag Team Champion
3x Triple Tag Team Champion
1x Television Champion
2x US Champion (Title retired during my second reign as champ.)
2x X-Treme Champion
1x Bombshell Champion
2x HMW Champion
2x SOTM

"Why is it necessary to announce these things, Rain?"


"What have you done to make this information substantial?"


"Why must you share, who do you think cares?"


"Look honestly into the mirror, see the reflection before you and know the truth."


"This is a wrestling company, not facebook."


(OOC - Sure. I'll face you whenever you want.)

(OOC to Nyx: This is meant to be taken as Rain's personal Twitter account, addressing his ventures in XWF. Hope that's ok.)

@emo_hero azz-hole, ur trying to get me 2 believe that you fought the leader of L.P. not once, not twice, but THREE times? where'd ya throw down, here, some other fed, in the back lot of a Wendy's, what? And Nyx? At L.O.F., how about you, Myst and Bourbon vs myself, my sister, and a special surprise partner?

I destroyed your ass.

Quite literally.

Now you want someone to fight for you?

@emo_hero rob, i'm not asking for some1 2 fight FOR me.... i'm asking 4 sum1 to fight WITH me. My sister, myself, & a friend of ours vs the three of u. unless ur afraid of fighting me without a jelly jar in hand? we'll be readi, bitchez.

#step_up_or_step_off

"Hey... Fagroid. If Azrael said that he did something, he fucking did it. I understand, that your brain can't comprehend the truth but there are some beings, that uphold it. It is considered sacred."


"Besides, after everything that Azrael has proven that he can do. All the battles that he's won, over the years. All the adversities that he's surmounted. Why would he suddenly start lying? And about something so uninspiring and lame, like beating the tar out of the lead singer of Linkin Park?"


"The spaceman has been victorious in multiple wars."


"He doesn't need to lie about beating up someone."


"Maybe you'd have to resort to that sort of cheap, meaningless tactic but Az.... um, not so much."

@emo_hero he's clearly had no trouble making you his personal marketing bitch. the guy's a former champion... a women's champion, sure, but a champ nonetheless!! XD

#keep_on_suckin

(07-07-2018, 04:02 PM)Rain Said: @emo_hero azz-hole, ur trying to get me 2 believe that you fought the leader of L.P. not once, not twice, but THREE times? where'd ya throw down, here, some other fed, in the back lot of a Wendy's, what?

"Where did we throw down at? Hmmm... let me think...


"After a concert. His concert. I'm actually not quite sure, how I wound up there. Since, I wouldn't ever willingly, attend such an event. Not soberly anyway. I just remember being backstage and running into him. He knocked into me and acted like I was trying to hound him for an autograph. I laughed and said, I don't even know who you are, why would I want your signature? He was with some dude that he was obviously trying to impress. Got insulted and shoved me. I responded by laughing again. He got even more upset and went to shove me again. I disappeared and reappeared behind him. Still laughing. Cause this man was acting ridiculous. He turned around and things escalated from there."


"In a casino. I was strolling along and he came walking by in the opposite direction. We bumped into each other and he said something ignorant. I couldn't allow him to walk away after that, so I introduced his face to a slot machine. Repeatedly."


"And... in the parking lot of a Culver's. I was there with someone, he pulled up in a limo, got out and attempted to get in my face. Big mistake. He learned the errors of his ways though."


"Keep in mind these weren't wrestling scenarios. These were just random brawls. I haven't been a wrestler, all my life. I joined the XWF in the winter of 2012. I never wrestled before then. So any fights I took part in weren't televised events. They were just sporadic acts of violence."


"Or wars."


"I've taken part in quite a few wars."

2x Universal Champion (First reign was less than a day though, lol. Due to Sebastian Duke cashing in his briefcase.)
2x Tag Team Champion
3x Triple Tag Team Champion
1x Television Champion
2x US Champion (Title retired during my second reign as champ.)
2x X-Treme Champion
1x Bombshell Champion
2x HMW Champion
2x SOTM

(07-10-2018, 12:04 PM)Rain Said: @emo_hero he's clearly had no trouble making you his personal marketing bitch. the guy's a former champion... a women's champion, sure, but a champ nonetheless!! XD

#keep_on_suckin

"What's the matter?"


"Are you jealous?"


"I've held almost every single title, that this company has to offer. Some more then once. I've retired a title. I'm one of the few wrestlers, that can truthfully claim, a triple champion status. Meaning, I held three titles, at the same time."


"I'm that amazing."


"What can you claim besides getting a jelly jar shoved up your rectum?"


"Please, do tell me what you've done, besides being a walking punchline to a joke?"


"I'm all ears."


Azrael looks on in mock anticipation as he manifests a bag of popcorn and starts to consume it, one piece at a time.

@emo_hero 1st off, the fact that u just suddenly ended up in the backstage area of a concert sounds kinda fishy to me, fishy like Abigail's uncleaned snatch. and u, mr. xwf torch-bearer, losing ur grip at a damn casino and smashing a guy's face into a slot machine? w3ak. u talk lyke sum big game player, but dude... ur just like any other generic 'tough guy', throwing in a dash of sci-fi bullshit.

btw, i dunno if im jealous or anything, but i can tell that ur reeking ego from ur pours. u prattle on about all of these thingz you've done.... azz-hole, one day, you & i will meet. in 2013, i had my crosshairs on you, till your precious Ally-Cat beheaded me and tore my plans assunder. I returned in 2014 as a demon, but the thing is, again, you were preoccupied.

Azrael, Satellite, SuperNova, whatever you wanna go by, it doesn't matter. When you step into the ring, you're the same being, I'm the same being, and the only being left standing will be the one to lead the XWF into the next generation. Az, you've had your spotlight, your shine, your time in the sun... After the losses I've suffered, I've finally realized myself. I've realized what it will take to breakout of this 20 year career, which has been laden with loss, ridicule and misery.

Mock me all you want Space Case, but The Storm WILL wipe you out. It's only a matter of time.

#watch_out

Truly, American public education has failed us.

(07-11-2018, 06:35 AM)Madison Dyson Said: Truly, American public education has failed us.

"I highly doubt that Ms. Dyson. It's all a free will to sound (or in this case tweet) ignorantly as possible.

(07-11-2018, 06:28 AM)Rain Said: @emo_hero 1st off, the fact that u just suddenly ended up in the backstage area of a concert sounds kinda fishy to me, fishy like Abigail's uncleaned snatch. and u, mr. xwf torch-bearer, losing ur grip at a damn casino and smashing a guy's face into a slot machine? w3ak. u talk lyke sum big game player, but dude... ur just like any other generic 'tough guy', throwing in a dash of sci-fi bullshit.

"Abigail's unclean snatch? She's a water elemental. Which means she can transform into water. From what I've seen, that water isn't polluted, so she isn't dirty. Stop thinking cause you're unhygienic, others exist in the same fashion."


"As for me suddenly appearing backstage at a concert. That's not fishy or weird. Okay, maybe it's a little weird. However, appearing randomly somewhere, isn't totally uncommon for me. In fact, that kind of thing used to happen quite a bit, in the past. Especially, around the 1800's, when I spent a lot of time being consumed with chasing the dragon. But it has also occurred sporadically, throughout my life as well. For various reasons."


"Hey, did you just randomly stroke out, while you were talking? What the fuck does 'w3ak' mean????"


"Oh and I talk like a big game player cause I'm fucking amazing. There's nothing generic about me, not even in the slightest. I couldn't be generic, if I tried. Whereas, you speak like you're a legitimate warrior and a threat, while simultaneously proving otherwise. Time and time again. No one's avoiding a fight with you. You just keep failing, at life and wrestling, alike."

(07-11-2018, 06:28 AM)Rain Said: btw, i dunno if im jealous or anything, but i can tell that ur reeking ego from ur pours. u prattle on about all of these thingz you've done.... azz-hole, one day, you & i will meet. in 2013, i had my crosshairs on you, till your precious Ally-Cat beheaded me and tore my plans assunder. I returned in 2014 as a demon, but the thing is, again, you were preoccupied.

"Fuck yeah, I have an ego. I'm amazing, of course I have an ego. I've done things far beyond your tiny realm of comprehension. I've won wars. Saved entire planets. Stopped races from becoming extinct. Took on beasts of unparalleled ferocity. Traversed through domains, devised and controlled by the distinctly mad and abhorrent, because once again I had to save the day. Sure, I might get into a skirmish, from time to time and I wrestle for the XWF but those are only small aspects of my life. I'm 1428 years old, I've got some stories. You on the other hand, have done jack shit. You have literally done zero things, that you could bring up. You can't even get someone to defend you, besides your broken brained, shaken baby syndrome sister. So yeah, I think you're jealous."

(07-11-2018, 06:28 AM)Rain Said: Azrael, Satellite, SuperNova, whatever you wanna go by, it doesn't matter. When you step into the ring, you're the same being, I'm the same being, and the only being left standing will be the one to lead the XWF into the next generation. Az, you've had your spotlight, your shine, your time in the sun... After the losses I've suffered, I've finally realized myself. I've realized what it will take to breakout of this 20 year career, which has been laden with loss, ridicule and misery.

"Not sure why you felt that it was essential, to give a roll call of names like that. I only go by Azrael Erebus, these days cause that's the name I was born under but there are others, that find it necessary, to use my other aliases. Still, they pick one name and use it, they don't use all of them, at the same time. Like, they're trying to confront me, with some sort of secret. It's widespread common knowledge, that I've used aliases in the past."


"There you go again though, talking like a legitimate warrior. You aren't a threat. The only way you'd change that is by becoming a completely different being. No, I'm not talking plastic surgery or a brain transplant into a new host body, I mean you'd have to not be you, not in any shape, way or form."

(07-11-2018, 06:28 AM)Rain Said: Mock me all you want Space Case, but The Storm WILL wipe you out. It's only a matter of time.

#watch_out

"Pardon me, if I don't hold my breath. I have an enhanced lung capacity but even with that being the case, I'd still wind up dying of suffocation, before you ever did anything to me. Seriously. There isn't enough time in infinity, to ever see that taking place. You simply don't have what it takes. Not now, not ever."

2x Universal Champion (First reign was less than a day though, lol. Due to Sebastian Duke cashing in his briefcase.)
2x Tag Team Champion
3x Triple Tag Team Champion
1x Television Champion
2x US Champion (Title retired during my second reign as champ.)
2x X-Treme Champion
1x Bombshell Champion
2x HMW Champion
2x SOTM

@emo_hero rob... i know u think this match is b.s. just to give you an easy win, prep for ur big LOF match. im ever so glad u see things this way, big man. bcuz when we step up 2 eachother, you'll be entering ur big main event match with a loss from the so-called 'joke' of the XWF. You will prove to be the bastion of my reawakening, as I topple you, crush a few no-names, and rebuild the career I tainted over the past 20 or so years. Robbie...


ur time is at hand... i AM the Storm...

#bring_an_umbrella

@emo_hero rob... these are the final moments leading into the end of my losing streak.

Thank u, big boi. <333

#MyMoney'sOnGilmour

||suck his dick, bourbon ;) ||

-- March 27th, 2019
#stormWarning

Every time I meet a new XWF wrestler, I age another 10 years.

(03-31-2019, 05:38 PM)Centurion Said: Every time I meet a new XWF wrestler, I age another 10 years.

@the_rain_storm: dude, i've been in the biz for like, twenty years or so. i'm thirty, but i still feel like a teen, and goddess willing i always will. ur only as old as you feel. believe it. ^_^ maybe one day we can work together here in the best damn company EVER, the XWF. Ciao for now, babe!! XD

(03-31-2019, 05:32 PM)Game Girl Said:

@the_rain_storm: OMGGG!!! XD I LUVV this sooooo much, Game Gurly!! thanks for postin' it, i'm savin' it 2 my faves. RAWK ON, CHICA!!! ^_^

@the_rain_storm Sooo... Ezra Fuckin' Blackwater, I presume? ^_^ ....I do believe we've got a dance approaching, and the squared-circle shall serve as our ballroom. You're BEAUTIFUL, and I'm happy for you and Ivan, just as I'm absotively, posolutely AWSE-MAZINGLY happy about the fact that my gorgeous hunk, Tony Santiani, returned to my life. The four of us should TOTEZ go on a double date some time!!! ^.^ ....Anywayz, I kinda went hardcore on you toward the end of my promo...

Quote:Here's how I see the match going down; We enter the ring... you 'try', as you said, to run roughshod over me as so many others have... but you will fail. You will go for every move in the book.... but you will fail. You will go for your finisher multiple times, but each and EVERY single time? You will fail. You'll reach out to the XWF Galaxy to fire you up, you'll hope Raph can save you, hell, you might even try to bring in a chair or ring bell, but once more, and on all three counts; You.Will.FAIL. The Perfect Storm will blow away the Backwater Boyzz and we will FINALLY begin to climb the ladder of success... and the three of you will forever become a staple in the backlogs of history... your present dismantled until there's nothing left, and all three of you are left in a heap in some dumpster in the back of Denny's. Snow doesn't need to interfere, in fact? I hope she doesn't. I will crush BOTH OF YOU with my bare hands, I will rip into your flesh and pull out your rib cage, I'll grasp you around the throat, and TEAR OFF your bleeding fuckin' head and kick it into the crowd like Archie Lawson did to me back in '13.

I am, lyke, sooooo sorry gurl, but I just HAD 2 vent after all the shit people have been talkin' 'bout me and my lil sis. It's nothing personal, I just HAVE to destroy you till you're nothin' more than a wad of goo on the mat, y'know?? XD ....Snow's only job as my manager is to make sure that TMNT reject, Raph, doesn't get involved. I hope this ends up being an even match on both ends... Because I KNOW you can bring the heat, and I want to prove myself. Ezra.... see you in the ring. Ciao, babe. <333

"Did you just call me... gurl?"


"Wow. Just wow."


"First... fuck off, I'm a man. You know the thing that you don't even come close to resembling. Or being."


"Second... if you call me gurl, in any context whatsoever, ever again, I'm going to kick your teeth down your throat."


"MmmKay Rainbow Douche?"


"Yeah, that's not really a question that you need to answer, simply know that it'll happen."


"Oh and I watched your promo, elderly patients suffering severe dementia and toddlers, have more straight up fire than you. No need to apologize. That only makes you seem even more like a vagina."

@the_rain_storm hmmm......... seems lyke itz ur tyme of the month!! XD ....here ya go gurl, just 4 u!! ^__^