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The Engineer · (06-04-2018)

Engy's laying at poolside, finishing off a popsicle when the camera turns on.

Hey, good to see ya brother. Heh...heh. Welcome back. Saw your promo, good stuff. Wanted to update you on a bit of trivia you may have missed out on. Erik Black? I killed him. Decapitated and punted his head up into the cheap seats. It was funny shit, good times were had by all. I also stabbed Jenny Myst in the foot, but she pretty much no sold it. Cunt.

Look man, I know we haven't always been on good terms, but Jimbo meant a lot to me too. In fact, I swore bloody awful vengeance against Chris before life got in the way. But frankly, you deserve the revenge more. So have it. I won't be in your way.

As for the Universal championship, I don't see me losing that anytime soon. So your chance may come 'round sooner than you think.

Ciao!

Robert "The Omega" Main · (06-04-2018)

I'm actually relieved Black is dead! That being said, Dexter I have an idea If you are willing! How about The Omega & The Engineer have a little team up! No one ever said we couldn't have vengeance at the same time right? How about you and I take on Chaos and Gilmore for those tag straps? If not its fine of course but it would be a hell of a lot of fun! Maybe we could make the division worth a damn! As for the title shot. It will come when it comes! See you soon Dexter!

"The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler · **06-04-2018, 06:40 AM**

"Sorry bub, but you spelled BWP and Robbie Bourbon wrong..."

The Engineer · (06-04-2018)

A fun idea Bobby, but I think I'm gonna let the Motherfuckers have their fun. As BWP is about to discover, being a double champion? Kind of a pain in the ass.

"The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler · **06-04-2018, 03:59 PM**

"But I only like being pains in others asses..."

Robert "The Omega" Main · **06-04-2018, 04:38 PM**

Okay Champ! Oh and BWB! I didn't get anything wrong, just didn't think the two of you would show up!

"The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler · **06-04-2018, 06:55 PM**

"Please son, if I recall last time we showed up it took three on two... But what does a simple redneck like me know about numbers?"

Robert "The Omega" Main · (06-04-2018)

(06-04-2018, 06:55 PM)Bearded War Pig Said: "Please son, if I recall last time we showed up it took three on two... But what does a simple redneck like me know about numbers?"

It's just me talking little pig! Anytime you want another shot at me just say the word. I'd gladly put you on your ass again!

"The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler · **06-04-2018, 08:35 PM**

"You pinky promise?" Itty bitty piggy asks while shaking his man boobs like Ben Stiller in the credits of dodgeball.

Robert "The Omega" Main · **06-04-2018, 09:31 PM**

(06-04-2018, 08:35 PM)Bearded War Pig Said: "You pinky promise?" Itty bitty piggy asks while shaking his man boobs like Ben Stiller in the credits of dodgeball.

Robert covers his eyes trying not to vomit

Yes Pig! That goes for you or anyone else who wants take a go at "The Omega"

~~Prof. Bobby Bourbon~~ · (06-05-2018)

(06-04-2018, 04:38 PM)Robert Main Said: Okay Champ! Oh and BWB! I didn't get anything wrong, just didn't think the two of you would show up!

Well you've been showing us all about showing up.

Wait, hold on, let me do this the Robert Main way.

You've been showing up, to the unemployment line! Nobody knew you had a job! Your uncle is unkind! Exasperation! Hollering!

Oh, wait, is this where you ask to join the Motherfuckers because Apex was a shitty security blanket?

Robert "The Omega" Main · **06-04-2018, 10:03 PM**

(06-04-2018, 09:39 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said:
(06-04-2018, 04:38 PM)Robert Main Said: Okay Champ! Oh and BWB! I didn't get anything wrong, just didn't think the two of you would show up!

Well you've been showing us all about showing up.

Wait, hold on, let me do this the Robert Main way.

You've been showing up, to the unemployment line! Nobody knew you had a job! Your uncle is unkind! Exasperation! Hollering!

Oh, wait, is this where you ask to join the Motherfuckers because Apex was a shitty security blanket?

Robert looks over at the Hart Championship

Security blanket huh? It amazes me how you of all people can say anything at all! Where have I been? Defending and winning Robbie! Where have you been? Oh..... Stuck in obscurity! What you should do is worry about Chaos and Gilmour!

Abigail Monroe · (06-05-2018)

"He should worry about heart disease, diabetes and losing the ability to find a proper fitting size of pants."

"Geez lousie."

"That man has to be a size 55 or larger. Do they even make his size to sell in normal shops or does he have to have his clothes specialty made? Is it almost time to say fuck it and simply go for the muumuu?"

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"I kid, Robbie I kid. You're a good sport. Have a cantaloupe."

Abigail tosses the masked man a cantaloupe.

"Stay jolly."

Robert "The Omega" Main · **06-05-2018, 01:59 AM**

(06-04-2018, 10:25 PM)Abigail Monroe Said: "He should worry about heart disease, diabetes and losing the ability to find a proper fitting size of pants."

"Geez lousie."

"That man has to be a size 55 or larger. Do they even make his size to sell in normal shops or does he have to have his clothes specialty made? Is it almost time to say fuck it and simply go for the muumuu?"

"I kid, Robbie I kid. You're a good sport. Have a cantaloupe."

Abigail tosses the masked man a cantaloupe.

"Stay jolly."

This was priceless

The Engineer · (06-05-2018)

I think we all need to refocus on the REAL enemy here, and that is Chris Chaos. I'd say lets vote on it, because it would be the first time he WON'T pressure somebody into voting for him.

Robert "The Omega" Main · **06-05-2018, 04:54 PM**

(06-05-2018, 04:33 AM)The Engineer Said: I think we all need to refocus on the REAL enemy here, and that is Chris Chaos. I'd say lets vote on it, because it would be the first time he WON'T pressure somebody into voting for him.

He is number one on the shit list for sure!

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