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Equinox · (09-17-2017)

Nox is pacing back and forth, seemingly disturbed by recent actions of the top tier talent of the XWF.

What the friggity flying fuck is going on here.We got promo bcoming less promo-ish, whole divisions in disarray, and a champ begging to have an asterisk by his name because his butt buddy wants to leave. This isn't the XWF anymore. My bestie and I have just been sitting back, wondering why, wondering if there's a silver lining to this dark cloud plaguing these halls and a cure for the sad, diluted, shell of it's former self. I could cry.....

....almost.

I take a look at the younger talent, like Ravenhill, the Sugay sisters, Miss Michelle, and I'm delighted.Hope is not dead.

Then I see guys like James Raven and Cadryn Tiberius and I'm smacked back down to earth. I'm not mad that our champion wants to quit instead of trimming the fat that's holding him down, I'm just very disappointed. And that's why I say to the XWF Galaxy...

....We need to talk.

Prof. Bobby Bourbon · **09-17-2017, 07:38 AM**

Well I'm sure if you took another extended vacation the problems will work themselves out.

I'm shocked that Jim Caedus is considering retirement. I'll still lay every one of my Xbux down on the guy in a match against 100% of the roster. Even against me. I'll throw the match and make a bundle!

I'm less shocked about James Raven. He was only going to be champion until October 14th anyhow, and the man has a sense of integrity about him. He's a shining example to plenty. To me, it's the same way a dissected frog in a biology class is an example to students, but then again, not everybody is me.

Young talent is definitely on the rise, though. The XWF is where the best come and the least can't hack it.

Now I recommend you get on the horn with your sponsor and get some sandwiches in here if you want people to talk.

Equinox · **09-17-2017, 08:34 AM**

(09-17-2017, 07:38 AM)Robbie Bourbon Said: Well I'm sure if you took another extended vacation the problems will work themselves out.

I'm shocked that Jim Caedus is considering retirement. I'll still lay every one of my Xbux down on the guy in a match against 100% of the roster. Even against me. I'll throw the match and make a bundle!

I'm less shocked about James Raven. He was only going to be champion until October 14th anyhow, and the man has a sense of integrity about him. He's a shining example to plenty. To me, it's the same way a dissected frog in a biology class is an example to students, but then again, not everybody is me.

Young talent is definitely on the rise, though. The XWF is where the best come and the least can't hack it.

Now I recommend you get on the horn with your sponsor and get some sandwiches in here if you want people to talk.

With recent developments in the sandwich game, money became so good that my sponsor gave me permission to promote myself.

Maybe another vacation would do me good. Or maybe I stop touring the world giving motivational speeches, stop being an advocate for child abuse victims, stop volunteering to feed the homeless, and stop promoting the Q, and start promoting what really matters, Eddie Muh Fuckin' Varuan, aka Equinox, aka Mr. Beat Wholesale ass, aka the Dirty Dry humper, you know, cuz of STDs and shit so I gotta spread that awareness.

Robbie, I respect the hell out of you. Your ethic, your mic skills, the work and the effort you strive to maintain. All of it. But don't think for one second that I didn't wanna be here.that I wasn't out and about fulfilling my obligatory dutiesz or that seeing a fuxkinf legend like Luca sitting behind a desk didn't kill me inside a little more week after week. Don't think for one fifth of a second that I didn't want to be in the gym, or in the locker rooms, or in that ring collecting pay checks and scratching names of my to do list. Don't think for π seconds that my goal to become top GOAT died.

The Engineer · **09-17-2017, 01:04 PM**

(09-17-2017, 08:34 AM)Equinox Said: Don't think for π seconds that my goal to become top GOAT died.

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Then stop paying so much attention to what other people are doing, and do it. If the XWF is going to be bankable, it needs more people sticking around and not flaking. You flaking because other people are flaking doesn't help.

This is precisely why Mercy and I are doing what we're doing in the women's division. I mean, scrubs gonna scrub and all, but when somehow those scrubs are winning championships and then falling on their asses immediately afterwards it makes the whole division look bad.

By the way, I don't typically condescend to eating what commoners eat, but Firehouse subs wins all day. Fight me.

TheBigKahuna · (09-17-2017)

Let's stop crying over spilt milk. There's plenty of wrestlers who actually want to be here instead of these losers not training for their XWF matches while they prepare for their matches in two other Feds.

I say to them, don't let the door hit you on the way out chumps.

Cadryn Tiberius · **09-17-2017, 01:28 PM**

Hey man, if you wanted an autograph all you had to do was ask.

Equinox · **09-17-2017, 01:43 PM**

Don't want or need your autograph, but if you wanna be less stale, I recommend you quit toasting yourself.

Cadryn Tiberius · **09-17-2017, 03:15 PM**

Stale?

STALE?!?!

Your name is Equinox.

You're in no position to call me stale.

Also, I'll fuck your butt.

Fair warning.

Equinox · (09-17-2017)

Thank you Captain Obvious, but I already know my name. Your a few fries short of a happy meal, ain't ya spuddy. Tell ya what, have a Waffled Pina Panini on me guy. Now exclusively at Quiznos.

Cadryn Tiberius · **09-17-2017, 04:16 PM**

You trying to get fucked? Cause this is how you get fucked.

Just kidding.

But not so much.

Also, Quiznos is fuckin trash, bud.

Equinox · **09-17-2017, 06:18 PM**

It's healthier than the air you eat.

Equinox · (09-18-2017)

"You all need to take a shot of rum or some shit."

Equinox · **09-18-2017, 05:06 AM**

Sorry, recovering alcoholic.

Cadryn Tiberius · **09-18-2017, 10:44 AM**

(09-17-2017, 06:18 PM)Equinox Said: It's healthier than the air you eat.

Realistically, that's debatable.

It would really depend on the amount, and toxicity of the air in which I consume. There are entirely too many variables to be so vague and generalized.

Do you know what isn't debatable?

The fact that you're a .

Rekt.

Equinox · (09-18-2017)

Realistically, your a dumbass for not getting the joke of you being too poor and all you can afford is air. So please go back to playing Call of Duty or Minecraft with the other 12 year olds if your best comeback is '

'. Anyone up for a game of Columns?

**09-18-2017, 11:02 AM**

Personally, I'm a fan of KLAX...

SEGA!

Cadryn Tiberius · **09-18-2017, 11:04 AM**

(09-18-2017, 11:00 AM)Equinox Said: Realistically, your a dumbass for not getting the joke of you being too poor and all you can afford is air. So please go back to playing Call of Duty or Minecraft with the other 12 year olds if your best comeback is ''. Anyone up for a game of Columns?

Don't be mad that Big Daddy Caddy is taint shankin' that ass at every turn.

Join the rest of the roster that loses the verbal visage wars that we have.

.

**09-20-2017, 12:19 AM**

(09-18-2017, 05:06 AM)Equinox Said: Sorry, recovering alcoholic.

"You poor mother fucker, I'll take two shot for you."

Equinox · **09-20-2017, 10:43 AM**

(09-20-2017, 12:19 AM)John Holliday Said:
(09-18-2017, 05:06 AM)Equinox Said: Sorry, recovering alcoholic.

"You poor mother fucker, I'll take two shot for you."

Not by choice hombre.

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