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**Vincent Lane** · (06-26-2017)

Vincent Lane stands behind a long table covered in pink velvet cloth. His face is still a bit swollen and bruised from the valiant effort he put forth at High Stakes II nearly single-handedly in a somewhat-thwarted attempt to prevent Theo Pryce and his illegitimate Kings from usurping the power of the XWF.

On the table is a black cloth draped over a rectangular object.

"You know...

This was going to be a good moment for the XWF. Something special. A unification of team titles that took place this past Savage, leading to an unveiling of brand new XWF Unified Tag Team Championship belts... but let's just say, as usual, Theo Pryce and his ilk have left their dirty fingerprints on yet another historic moment.

So here. Have your new belts. You've already ruined them."

Lane pulls off the covering and reveals the shining new title belts. Without even another word he unceremoniously walks away and leaves them sitting on the table.

Theo Pryce · (06-26-2017)

Thank you Vincent. They look great.

More importantly though how are you doing? You don't look well. Are you getting enough sleep?

John Samuels · (06-26-2017)

Samuels sucks the helium out of a balloon.

"Thanks dude!"

~~John Madison~~ · (06-26-2017)

I want a ceremony with Lane presenting me with both belts while he kneels in front of me and my people while thousands of fans cheer for their favorite wrestlers.

John Samuels · (06-26-2017)

"Vinnie I was looking on the XWF's website and noticed that there's a list of every Loverboy match ever, save for your latest match where you lost to the Kings™ again. Could you please make sure that gets updated as soon as possible for transparency's sake?"

John Whyte · **06-26-2017, 10:33 AM**

why isnt the word

written in big glittery letters on the front

"The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler · **06-26-2017, 12:52 PM**

"OOOOHHHH Bourbon, Bourbon, lookie at our prize, after we clobber all these chumps and chumpettes! It's so fuckin shiny! I'm gonna die!"

Doctor Louis D'Ville · (06-26-2017)

(06-26-2017, 12:52 PM)Bearded War Pig Said: "OOOOHHHH Bourbon, Bourbon, lookie at our prize, after we clobber all these chumps and chumpettes! It's so fuckin shiny! I'm gonna die!"

"The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler · **06-26-2017, 01:28 PM**

"Whaddup Doc? Not a fan of freedom? Well, lets see if I can persuade you with song and dance!"

Bearded War Pig grabs Doc's cane, assuming he has one on him, if not then he just breaks out into song and tap dance about freedom and how glorious it is. Almost like that one dance with that guy and the penguins, well you get it.

"Freeeeedom... Freeeedom... Freeeeeedom... Freedom is the best! Freedom is true! Freedom should be everywhere like my super baby glue!"

BWP is now using Doc's cane or an imaginary cane as his shlong as he makes his vinegar strokes aiming his freedom loaded cum in every direction.

"Isn't freedom great?"

Doctor Louis D'Ville · (06-26-2017)

(06-26-2017, 01:07 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said:
(06-26-2017, 12:52 PM)Bearded War Pig Said: "OOOOHHHH Bourbon, Bourbon, lookie at our prize, after we clobber all these chumps and chumpettes! It's so fuckin shiny! I'm gonna die!"

(06-26-2017, 01:28 PM)Bearded War Pig Said: "Whaddup Doc? Not a fan of freedom? Well, lets see if I can persuade you with song and dance!"

Bearded War Pig grabs Doc's cane, assuming he has one on him, if not then he just breaks out into song and tap dance about freedom and how glorious it is. Almost like that one dance with that guy and the penguins, well you get it.

"Freeeeedom... Freeeedom... Freeeeeedom... Freedom is the best! Freedom is true! Freedom should be everywhere like my super baby glue!"

BWP is now using Doc's cane or an imaginary cane as his shlong as he makes his vinegar strokes aiming his freedom loaded cum in every direction.

"Isn't freedom great?"

"The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler · (06-26-2017)

"I know I'm new here and all, but wouldn't have been better to show off the new belts on live TV in front of thousands of fans and millions all over the world? We kinda of left them out or do we not care about the fans? Yes, no, maybe so? Eh, you're the boss, so whatever. Nevertheless, those are some pretty cool belts, if I say so myself."

~~John Madison~~ · **06-26-2017, 04:34 PM**

(06-26-2017, 09:26 AM)John Samuels Said: "Vinnie I was looking on the XWF's website and noticed that there's a list of every Loverboy match ever, save for your latest match where you lost to the Kings™ again. Could you please make sure that gets updated as soon as possible for transparency's sake?"

Lane likes to spread fake news when he's not shedding his liberal tears over how The Kings ( TM ) and Peter Gilmour (who beat him 9 times) are better than him.

~~John Madison~~ · **06-26-2017, 04:36 PM**

(06-26-2017, 04:30 PM)John Holliday Said: "I know I'm new here and all, but wouldn't have been better to show off the new belts on live TV in front of thousands of fans and millions all over the world? We kinda of left them out or do we not care about the fans? Yes, no, maybe so? Eh, you're the boss, so whatever. Nevertheless, those are some pretty cool belts, if I say so myself."

See Lane even that

knows how to run a wrestling federation the proper way.

"The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler · (06-26-2017)

(06-26-2017, 04:36 PM)John Madison Said:
(06-26-2017, 04:30 PM)John Holliday Said: "I know I'm new here and all, but wouldn't have been better to show off the new belts on live TV in front of thousands of fans and millions all over the world? We kinda of left them out or do we not care about the fans? Yes, no, maybe so? Eh, you're the boss, so whatever. Nevertheless, those are some pretty cool belts, if I say so myself."

See Lane even that knows how to run a wrestling federation the proper way.

"Ummm, last I checked, I wasn't a bundle of sticks, dude."

~~John Madison~~ · **06-26-2017, 04:44 PM**

Okay whatever you say.

**06-26-2017, 04:49 PM**

"Oooooh, I get it. You're trying to be witty and shit."

Prof. Bobby Bourbon · (06-27-2017)

(06-26-2017, 04:49 PM)John Holliday Said: "Oooooh, I get it. You're trying to be witty and shit."

He seems to be doing a swell job of it considering I fried his nuts with a car battery last Saturday.

Also, identifying an issue and resolving it aren't the same thing.

Welcome to the show, kid. Put your big boy pants on or just keep out of the way.

Robbie picks up a stick from the bundle he happened to be carrying and starts sword fighting with his partner BWP.

Don't matter when you reveal the belts, just matters who's holding them, and it's just a matter of time for us.

BWP whacks Bourbon on the knuckles. Bourbon flinches as BWP laughs.

"The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler · (06-27-2017)

"Oh don't worry dude. I've had my big boy pants on when I kamehameha waved myself out of my mother's womb."

~~John Madison~~ · **06-26-2017, 07:46 PM**

(06-26-2017, 04:49 PM)John Holliday Said: "Oooooh, I get it. You're trying to be witty and shit."

No I'm not, I'm just calling you a dumb

.

Prof. Bobby Bourbon · **06-27-2017, 05:54 AM**

(06-26-2017, 05:46 PM)John Holliday Said: "Oh don't worry dude. I've had my big boy pants on when I kamehameha waved myself out of my mother's womb."

Jesus H. Christ. You just referenced being clothed as a fetus, Dragonball Z, and your mother's cunt in one sentence. You wanna show us some fucking wit or what, kid?

Shit, keep it up and Doc'll start looking at you like he wants to kiss you instead of Pig.

**Vincent Lane** · (06-27-2017)

(09-17-2014, 06:10 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: u idiot my cock was hard when I came out of my mom's vagina!

**Vincent Lane** · (06-27-2017)

James Raven · (06-27-2017)

(06-27-2017, 06:10 AM)Vincent Lane Said:

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~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (06-27-2017)

if that was supposed to look like my mom u failed miserably vincent..

but yeah i did say that EPIC line.. It is..

LEGEN....

DARY!

"The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler · (06-28-2017)

Bearded War Pig comes combat rolling in out of the sky with a lit hog's leg dangling from his mouth like Old Man Logan (Wolverine Fuck Sticks). Coming out of the combat roll, BWP smoothly drops the parachute off his shoulders by the time he is fully erect and walking onto the scene like some kind of James Bond wannabee. Dragging on the hog's leg that is as big around as Barney Green's big toe. Pig removes the fat joint from his mouth.

"If it had an American flag uh top then it is alright in my book! AMERICA if you don't love her!? Well, fuck you and your little dog too! Sums Suh BITCHES!"

Bearded War Pig whips his dong out and begins helicoptering it as he gallops around the new guy, John Holiday. The fresh meat must be thinking, "this Motherfucker!" While the pearly whites shimmer through the thick forest of Pig's grizzly strap.

"Helicopter, helicopter, helicopter! Welcome to the X-rated XWF motherfucker! Oink, Oink!"

Quickly, as quickly as BWP whipped his dong out, he has now returned it to its rightful spot. His Marine Corps digital camouflage utility pants. One second later Pig stops smiling and extends his hand to John Holliday like a proper gentleman would meeting another for the first time.

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