Alex is walking down the sidewalk when he notices Dean doing drugs in the bed of some random Chevy. He quietly takes a big bag of cocaine and smashes the bag over Dean's face and Alex goes for the pin to try and steal the Xtreme title and never come back to XWF with it.

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Cocaine fueled kickout!

Alex Shawn flies high into the air while Dean does a kip up. Because Alex smashed the bag of cocaine in Dean's face, it gave him a super charge of COKE POWER!

Alex Shawn's body begins falling back down toward the Earth as Dean gets ready for him and catches him in an over the shoulder backbreaker! Alex Shawn's body breaks in half, almost.

Crimson Dong and Dwayne The Rock Johnson both show up with bulges in their pants. Rock has a jar of mayonnaise and Crimson Dong has a long salami. Dean, Rock, and Dong all do unheard of levels of cocaine before getting right down to business and stripping Alex naked. The Rock holds him in a headlock while Crimson Dong shoves a dildo up his ass! Dean grabs a giant hammer like the one that guy uses to smash watermelons, and he smacks the end of that dildo sending it far up into Alex Shawn's anal passage.

The Rock uses this momentum to DDT Alex Shawn and the impact of the DDT causes that dildo to pop out of his ass. The dildo flies past Crimson Dong and Dean's faces.

• That's so fricken hawt. I can't believe how much airtime the dildo gets when it shoots out of his butt!
  
  

The cameraman stops filming as soon as The Rock drops trou and lets his strudel flap in the wind while getting ready to perform the peoples teabag.