Just figured I would drop in, don't really give a duck what anybody thinks of me, if you are a friend great, if you are a foe so be it. I am just going to let myself in then.

(05-09-2017, 08:58 PM)Marcus Chambers Said: Just figured I would drop in, don't really give a FUCK what anybody thinks of me, if you are a friend great, if you are a foe so be it. I am just going to let myself in then.

(05-09-2017, 09:00 PM)Marcus Chambers Said:

(05-09-2017, 08:58 PM)Marcus Chambers Said: Just figured I would drop in, don't really give a FUCK what anybody thinks of me, if you are a friend great, if you are a foe so be it. I am just going to let myself in then.

(05-09-2017, 09:03 PM)Micheal Graves Said:

(05-09-2017, 09:00 PM)Marcus Chambers Said:

(05-09-2017, 08:58 PM)Marcus Chambers Said: Just figured I would drop in, don't really give a FUCK what anybody thinks of me, if you are a friend great, if you are a foe so be it. I am just going to let myself in then.

(05-09-2017, 09:04 PM)#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick Said:

(05-09-2017, 09:03 PM)Micheal Graves Said:

(05-09-2017, 09:00 PM)Marcus Chambers Said:

Yes, that is indeed what I said, thanks for the friendly reminder

(05-09-2017, 09:13 PM)Marcus Chambers Said: Yes, that is indeed what I said, thanks for the friendly reminder

"I'd watch the sass if you valued the size of your rear entrance, when it comes to Graves."

(05-09-2017, 08:58 PM)Marcus Chambers Said: Just figured I would drop in, don't really give a duck what anybody thinks of me, if you are a friend great, if you are a foe so be it. I am just going to let myself in then.

Who's getting the duck?

4x XTreme Champion    (1x as Misty Waters)
2x Tag Team Champion (w/ Vita Valenteen, w/ Charlie Nickles)
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August '24(As Misty Waters), August ‘21, May ‘17, October ‘16

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I already got the duck

NOW BE MY BITCH ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, ducks don't really intrigue me, if you really want one get it yourself

A duck cautiously waddles into the room.

Quack.

Quack. Quack quack quack.

A duck cautiously waddles out of the room.

The duck cautiously waddles out of the room, but in its haste, it forgets that it's not the only airborne creature in the XWF. Not thinking to look up, the duck is surprised when 10 pounds of bird shit plasters its head. Carrier pigeon lets out a historic squawk and drops off a small rolled up note before flying away.


I really have nothing to say to you. I just wanted my carrier pigeon to shit on your head. Enjoy the rest of your day bud!

Ari comes bebopping into the room with his Beats By Dre on over his ample jew fro. He sees the pigeon and the duck, and immediately has to hide his erection behind his mail cart.


"Oh, damn y'all. Is it, like, hot in here? Or is it just me?"


Ari shifts uncomfortably and digs around in his cart until he finds a pile of erotic bird magazines.


"Who ordered these, by the way? They got damaged a little. Not by me, I mean, totally by someone else in the department. Probably Achmed. That guy is weird. Anyways, I'll just leave these right here and be moving along. Also, here's my mixtape, just fyi. It's fire."


Ari leaves the parcels on the counter and backs out of the room.

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40 squirrels holding a set of rubber boobs and a fleshlight, confident the false vagina will protect them from a duck, Ari, or Michael Graves, run into the room.

Sonic speeds in at a slower than normal pace. He steals the Fleshlight from the 40 squirrels and quicky (not that quick) speeds back out of the room.

Marcus begins to ponder greatly what he has caused to happen today