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Chris Chaos · (12-22-2016)

An XWF EXCLUSIVE:

Steve Sayors sits down with the Universal Champion Chris Chaos, who had requested and interview to discuss the "State of the XWF".

Chris is sitting in a folding chair in what looks like a hotel lobby. He has a black silk dress shirt on, and the Universal Title draped over his right shoulder. Jenny wasn't seen, but she was there, somewhere.

Chris's hair was worn down, white Oakley Sunglasses perched on his head. There was a big window back drop behind Chris, with a view of a beach and a giant body of water. The Gulf of Mexico?

Yes. Steve Sayors had traveled to Chris. He was the Universal Champ, he did things on his time, where he wanted and when he wanted.

Steve was seen sitting across from him in a short sleeve shirt, black as well, with the XWF logo on the right breast.

"Chris, it is so nice to be here in wonderful Clearwater Beach. I have never been here before. It is truly paradise."

Chris smiled. "Of course it is, Steve. Did you expect anything less than perfection from me?"

"No, no, of course not. Well, I have some prepared questions for you. But I was told there was something you wanted to address? You aren't going to be at Savage this week, so this was the only way to talk to you I am told."

Chris smiled again, laughing a little.

"Yes, Steve. Savage is on Christmas Eve. I am the Universal Champion. I will be out celebrating the holiday while the XWF mid-card beats the hell out of each other on the biggest holiday of the year. I have no need to be there. Vinnie knows that."

Steve smiles awkwardly.

"But, the reason I called you here today, Steve, was to address some of the issues that I have been experiencing lately. Have you ever heard of a "Bucket List", Steve?"

Sayors nods.

"Okay, well, I have, or should I say had, quite the extensive bucket list coming into this company. Many of those items I have checked off. One of them was this past week on Savage. Let me touch on Dolly Waters real quick.....and not like that Steve, get your mind out of the gutter."

Steve looks down, awkwardly.

"Dolly waters was a thorn in my side for months. I sat back and I watched her get SuperStar of the Month honors, I saw her win two belts, defend them both successfully, and even become the so called 'face' of XWF. All of this happened while I was fighting nobodies or washed up hall of famers on my quest for this belt. But I sat back, I let it happen. But Dolly couldn't contain herself. She couldn't keep my name out of her mouth. So I laid her out. I thought that would get the point across. But it didn't. Again and again and again she talked about how she 'beat me'. She hadn't. I wasn't going to let a rumor like that spread. I am a man, Steve, who handles his business. I am not about talk, I am about action. So I was in a non-title match in Savage to prove a point. I would shut Dolly Waters up for good. As Savage went off the air she was laying in the ring, staring up at the lights with a glazed over look in her eye, as her little jew nugget manager was screaming about injustice. There is no justice in chaos. There is no right or wrong. Dolly waters had a mouth bigger than her body. And I silenced that mouth. So I don't want to hear another thing about Dolly Waters and Chris Chaos. That chapter is closed. I have beaten her and her father. I own the Waters family. And how much do you want to bet, Steve, that this little 'announcement' on Warfare has something to do with what happened on Savage. I will take that bet."

Steve went to say something, Chris cut him off.

"So, you can effectively say that Dolly Waters is off my bucket list. And the only reason I am not a double champion right now is that Vinnie felt bad for her. You know this and I know this. She's crossed off, and I am on to another annoyance."

"Who is that?" Steve asked.

"Gabe Reno. Reno has had an interesting run here, hasn't he? He came in and took this place by storm. He was supposed to be the next big thing. He won Doctor D'Ville's Shove It! pay per view. He was the Xtreme Champion, albeit it for about 24 hours, but he was one and I can't take that from him. But he couldn't leave well enough alone. His head got too big for his body, much like Dolly's mouth. He was on fire, but he ran into a buzz saw. He had a chance to take my spot in the chamber, but he couldn't do it. He couldn't beat me. And it ate him alive. He was given everything since being here. He was acclaimed. He was patted on the back. Everyone was talking about 'The Radical One'. I silenced those rumors. It drove him nuts. So nuts that he threatened Vinnie Lane. So nuts that he had to turn his back on me and try to screw me over at the last Warfare before the Pay Per View. He was plotting to take me out the cheap way, because he couldn't the real way. So what did I do? I put him in his place, yet again. Since his suspension he has resorted to cheap shots and match intereferences. Trying to intimidate me. He tried to cost me my match with Dolly. He attacked me after the Pay Per View, after I became the top champion in this industry."

He taps the belt with his finger, making a thud noise.

"Gabe wants to be me, isn't it clear? He is jealous. He wants what I have. Well let me go on record here to say that Gabe Reno---I will face you any time, any where, in any kind of match you want. But for this title? I don't think so. You go to the back of the line, buddy boy. That is how it works. You lost to me, and you will lose again. So let me tell you now....and I will only say this once...I want nothing to do with Gabe Reno. I will not give him the time of day outside this interview. He wants a shot at me, at this belt, he is going to have to EARN it. He wants to straight up fight, I have no issue with that. But Gabe doesn't want that. That ass kicking isn't worth it to him. Gabe is still holding onto any shred of hope that he can muster up that someone still gives a shit about him. They don't. I made sure of that. Gabe Reno's little 'run' here, is over. Hell, he couldn't even beat Thomas Nixon. What the fuck makes him think he belongs in the ring with the top super star in professional wrestling? Get out of here with that noise."

Steve nods. "So Chris, what is the State of the XWF" as you called it?"

"Ahh yes, I thought you would never ask. Well, I simply wanted to put the entire XWF roster on notice. I am going to be the champion here for a long, long time. And therefore, I have precedence over them. The XWF is about to get a lot more chaotic. It all starts on Warfare. That is another item on my bucket list. That cheating piece of shit Robbie Bourbon. He is all I have left, before I have to start a new list. I will extract my revenge on him. Then, I will lock the sharpshooter in on XWF's resident Backpage.com Escort Shelby Cobra and twist her spine so far out of proportion that Vinnie will be paying her workers comp until his grandchildren are adults. I am warning the roster now, I will do what I want, when I want, to who I want. Scully was a paper champion who only fought every harvest moon. Gilly, I don't even count him as champion. I am going to be the new gold standard here in XWF. I dare anyone, ANYONE, to step up to the task and try to prove me wrong."

Sayors huffed, "So you are putting your title on the line?"

"Did I say that, Steve? I don't mind a little gold on the line if the competitor is worthy. But, let me ask who, who on this roster is worth it? Maybe Trax? And even that is a maybe. So I am putting the roster on notice. I will be in the building. I will be in the shadows. Ask Jervis Cottonbelly why I broke him in half through a barricade at Wildcard. BECAUSE I CAN.........So as of the state of XWF....I can simply say this........Welcome to Chaos....and I hope you enjoy your stay."

Chris gets up, adjusting the belt as Jenny walks over, handing him a cocktail as the two kiss.

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Chris Chaos · **12-21-2016, 11:48 PM**

"Then I would recommend, you psychotic wench, that you do not get in my way."

Chris Chaos · **12-21-2016, 11:58 PM**

Oh, I don't know.....maybe how crazy our match was. Maybe because I put you through a flaming table and you still had the wherewithal to conduct some sort of disappearing act and send us to another fucking dimension. Oh, and did I mention killing babies to re-incarnate an internet famous gorilla?"

Chris Chaos · **12-22-2016, 12:10 AM**

Chris shivers, shaking his head.

"I'm good with all that. I have no issue with you either, Isabella. However.....now that I think about it......our match was a draw. You never actually beat me but I have never technically beaten you either.........you could very easily be on my bucket list.......I'll do you a favor, this time."

Mr Killjoy · (12-22-2016)

Just fuck already, just not out here in public, there's kids here.

Chaos, I've already congratulated you on your win, but please don't get ahead of yourself and don't overlook me for one second, there's no "maybes" about it, I am most DEFINITELY on the top of the list as far as contention for the Universal Championship is concerned. I mean...who else there? Robbie Bourbon might want to state he's more deserving at first shots, he HAS pinned us both in recent weeks,however, neither of those cases were one on one scenarios. I won't speak for you, but Bourbon isn't better then me, he knows it, I know it, everyone knows it. Pay attention in our tag team match against Bourbon and that trick Shelba at Warfare, because I intend to remind Bourbon and you BOTH on just why I am known as Mr FN' DOMINANCE.

See you around, "partner".

Mr Killjoy · **12-22-2016, 01:10 AM**

Before Trax can even respond, his fiancé Jackie side steps on screen in front of her eyes throwing daggers in Isabella direction.

Bitch the fuck you mean you got a "remedy" for Trax ? Keep your hands and eyes off my man, or I'll remedy that thirstiness of yours with my foot up your a-Mmmph!

Trax places a hand around Jackies mouth shaking his head.

See what you've done? Keep your demonic pussy powers away from me devil woman.

Trax drags Jackie away hand still placed over her mouth muffling her obscenities and threats.

Doctor Louis D'Ville · (12-22-2016)

Ahem.

You know, I could sit here all night and watch the three of you stroke each other off about your history with one another. Who beat who.... Who didn't.... Second chances...

Trax, aren't you the most annoying little bug? Quit making excuses and covering up your faults to reassure in that little mind of your's that your the best around here. How many chances at this reclamation of dominance do you deserve? It's become less of a reclamation and more of a redemption now, I think.

Mister Chaos, between you and Trax being so full of each other... I can barely tell what's what from what's spilled all over the floor here....

Honestly, though, your face does seem a bit chaffed from your rocket trip to the top. Gee, I wonder what big thing we could reflect on that lit that firecracker......

I'm a pretty modest fellow. I usually give credit where it is due, so in this case, eh. Yeah.. Enough about me though. You, my friend, forget to realize where you've come from though. Have you forgotten how close YOU were from being trapped in that sarcophagus INSTEAD of the doctor? That would've changed a few things around, wouldn't it? One slight miscalculation on my part, one mistake, and there was your ticket to the top of the mountain. The golden path laid before you. I'm not saying you couldn't have done it without me, but you know you escaped an opposite fate by the skin of your teeth. So before you throw away that little bucket list of yours and start a new one.... I'd pull it back out and check it twice, because I don't think you're quite finished with it yet.

Mr Killjoy · **12-22-2016, 06:05 AM**

Trax comes back on the scene, no Jackie in sight, he looks uncharacteristically stressed out, women for you.

Isabella, listen, I don't care who or what you are, you some immortal vampire? That's nice, go skinny dipping in some Holy Water, you're more likely to survive that then survive what will happen if I catch you bad mouthing my girl again. You may not be able to die, I'm not sure, but step into the ring with me and I'll kick your ass for eternity, of that I am sure.

And Doc, save it, sick of your sneak dissing, talking about making excuses and such, how I try and desperately prove I am what I say I am when in the same breath you made excuses about your loss to Chaos and in almost every other promo you make you feel the need to remind the XWF that you are the "King of XWF" because you know in your cold black heart that the period of you being the "King" around here passed some time ago and not many people even remember because a lot of people here now weren't even here for that period. You wanna be seen as the King again so bad don't you, its adorable, but you're not really doing much to reclaim that title, see me I'm going after the Universal title and facing actual competition to prove I'm the best, you on the other hand, are going around running rough shot on a weak barely existent tag team division, King of Filler Matches. Who was in the chamber match at Wild Card and in the main event next Warfare? Moi. Who faced a newbie at Wildcard and is facing another newbie at Warfare in a glorified squash match which stipulation is a blatant rip off of the squash match between Braun Stowman and Sami Zayn at Roadblock? Yup that's you old man. King Of Filler Matches. Shit I ain't hating though do you, but there's a reason our current Universal Champion mentioned my name and not yours, your sort of becoming an afterthought around here it seems to me. Maybe you should look at YOUR bucket list and attempt to do something about that, because the shit you're doing right now clearly isn't working but....

Shrugs.

That ain't none of my business though. Now this is the part where you yap your toothless gums in retort, go ahead and do that but just know...I already don't care.

Trax laughs and walks away.

St. Diabolicus · **12-22-2016, 06:09 AM**

The tangled webs you weave leaves the spider sulken with greed. Mr. Chaos, careful as to who's chords you strike. Lady Ravenwolf, your flesh is unbecoming of a proper night walker, and take it off and reveal your true beauty. Trax, you already know of my disdain for you. As for you good doctor, Hell has a marvelous rendition of A Christmas Carol, please do stop by sometime and give your honest review.

Mr Killjoy · **12-22-2016, 06:13 AM**

(12-22-2016, 06:09 AM)St. Diabolicus Said: Trax, you already know of my disdain for you.

I must be missing something because I literally have no idea who you are. This isn't me trash talking you I am genuinely being serious here.

St. Diabolicus · **12-22-2016, 06:18 AM**

(12-22-2016, 06:13 AM)Mister Fn Dominance Said:
(12-22-2016, 06:09 AM)St. Diabolicus Said: Trax, you already know of my disdain for you.

I must be missing something because I literally have no idea who you are. This isn't me trash talking you I am genuinely being serious here.

How quaint of me to forget that I know longer bear that face. As I recall, you attacked me with a chair to which I responded by plunging a burrito down into your gullet. One of which was filled with semen.

Mr Killjoy · **12-22-2016, 06:27 AM**

Holy shit, LESTRANGE? You are STILL employed? What? Amazing, you're like Ghost Tank's C.Diff or Lane's Herpes, they just can't get rid of you. Not the brightest of ideas to remind me about the Semen Burrito incident by the way, but intellect was never your strong suite, neither was wrestling and I wager nothing has changed there either. Still treating XWF like some Cosplay convention I see, splendid, new costume and makeup...wait, IS that make up? Wait...you know what....don't answer that actually.

Throws hands in the air.

I don't give a damn, I'm out of this bitch.

Trax walks away, once again, shaking his head in disbelief.

Robert "The Omega" Main · **12-22-2016, 07:09 AM**

Robert Main suddenly pops his head out from behind a black curtain off in the distance. He takes a quick look around to see if everyone is still at one another’s throats before stepping out and making his way down the hall. He has a huge smirk on his face as he pulls up a black metal chair and props his feet up on another one. He slowly takes his hands and places them behind his head still smiling. He looks around once more to see that everyone is gone and all of the commotion has stopped. Robert shuts his eyes and takes a deep breath talking to himself or at least he thinks so

Robert Main: {LAUGHING} Jesus this place is like an insane asylum. I’m going to fit in perfectly!

**Vincent Lane** · (12-22-2016)

Vincent walks in eating a grilled cheese sandwich.

"Whoa. Guys, can we rewind a minute to the part where Doc was talking about getting Chaos stuck in his esophagus? Dude, we don't do that kind of stuff here anymore, man. The XWF is all about competition and athleticism, not like the dark days of 2015. I even had Lee Roy finally clean out that broom closet."

Vincent shivers a bit, then takes another bite.

"The things he saw in there, dude... the things..."

He wanders off shaking his head. God damn grilled cheese sounds good.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **12-22-2016, 08:08 AM**

While u all suck each other's dicks, I'm waiting for my guaranteed rematch with mr. Chaos

Shine it up boy.. daddy's coming to reclaim his throne

St. Diabolicus · **12-22-2016, 09:01 AM**

(12-22-2016, 06:27 AM)Mister Fn Dominance Said: Holy shit, LESTRANGE? You are STILL employed? What? Amazing, you're like Ghost Tank's C.Diff or Lane's Herpes, they just can't get rid of you. Not the brightest of ideas to remind me about the Semen Burrito incident by the way, but intellect was never your strong suite, neither was wrestling and I wager nothing has changed there either. Still treating XWF like some Cosplay convention I see, splendid, new costume and makeup...wait, IS that make up? Wait...you know what....don't answer that actually.

Throws hands in the air.

I don't give a damn, I'm out of this bitch.

Trax walks away, once again, shaking his head in disbelief.

And I wager keeing titles is your strong suite? Bah, and I pinned you for one of them. As for my make up, your mother is a talented individual who knows how to color inside the lines, shame she never taught you though. All those wasted Roseart markers.

Dolly Waters · **12-22-2016, 06:09 PM**

...count your blessings, Chris before getting so full of yerself.

drezdin5788 · **12-22-2016, 06:39 PM**

DAMN!!! what the hell is all the freaking commotion about? I mean I can here it all the way at the other end of the hallway.

Prof. Bobby Bourbon · **12-22-2016, 11:43 PM**

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