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Bjorn Felhammen · (09-30-2016)

On a motorized ice chest somehow towing a caravan, Bjorn Felhammen arrives to provide merriment of every flavor. Marking the Grand Re-Opening of...

The Fallen Hammer

That's right my fellow mates. The travelinh tavern has returned so I urge you to come eat, drink, and cozy up to Velo's little pony.

**Vincent Lane** · **09-30-2016, 03:20 PM**

OOC:

I couldn't stand that broken link in your signature any longer so I went ahead and fixed it :)

BenitoAngelo · **09-30-2016, 03:41 PM**

Helicopter blades are heard, and they slowly stop. Benito Angelo walks in.
What drinks ya got here?

Bjorn Felhammen · **09-30-2016, 05:08 PM**

Any drink you want we got, except Blüd, tis only reserved for the strongest of bowels. We don't want another incident happening like that of Mavericks colon creation.

And Vinnie, since you're here, I've discovered an enchanting 800 year old mead, other than my lips, yours will be the first to savour this most luscious experience.

OOC: thanks bro.

BenitoAngelo · **09-30-2016, 05:12 PM**

I'll take a Samuel Adams Boston lager. How much?

St. Diabolicus · **09-30-2016, 05:27 PM**

You'll wants to be sober peon, I will not fall to you.

BenitoAngelo · **09-30-2016, 05:36 PM**

Lighten up. We still have a while till the match. Anyway, bout that Lager?

Bjorn Felhammen · **09-30-2016, 05:40 PM**

Keep your pennies my good fellow, there's no price for a good time.

BenitoAngelo · **09-30-2016, 05:45 PM**

Why thank you, my good sir.
Benito grabs the Lager
A toast. To Vincent Lane and Lestrange. The 2 people who like to party as much as I.
Benito raises his bottle and downs it.

BenitoAngelo · **09-30-2016, 05:48 PM**

I must be going. I will definitely be back. See ya guys later. See you on Warfare, Lestrange.
Benito extends a hand to lestrange.

Bjorn Felhammen · **09-30-2016, 05:51 PM**

Well Gods be praised, they have arrived. Ladies and Gents, to celebrate this momentous occasion, The Fallen Hammer Presents

HOT
CHOCOLATE

St. Diabolicus · **09-30-2016, 05:53 PM**

Swats Benito's hand away.

BenitoAngelo · **09-30-2016, 05:59 PM**

I tried to be nice Lestrange. I really did. If that's the way you want to play, so be it. Goodbye.
Benito starts to leave, then turns around and hits his bottle over Lestrange's head
Cheers Lestrange. See you on Warfare.
Benito leaves, and you hear the sounds of helicopter blades going away.

Bjorn Felhammen · **09-30-2016, 06:04 PM**

Bows his head shakes in shame.

Always violence.

**Vincent Lane** · **09-30-2016, 06:34 PM**

Vincent slides a shot glass across the bar.

Pour.

Bjorn Felhammen · **09-30-2016, 06:54 PM**

A dozen slide back towards Vinnie.

Like that'll do anything to the living legend. The pink one is for Roxy, I call it The Revulva.

**Vincent Lane** · **09-30-2016, 07:00 PM**

Vincent eyeballs the sexually ambiguous Bjorn, but decides to throw back three of the shots in rapid fire succession anyway.

Good shit. Lemme text the better half.

He pulls out his cell and starts swiping.

**Roxy Cotton** · **09-30-2016, 07:02 PM**

Thank you, baby. And thank you for the drink, Mister Lothbrok.

Bjorn Felhammen · **09-30-2016, 07:06 PM**

So tell me great leader if men, when did you becOme owner of XWF? Have I really missed that much since being away?

He wheels out a barrel if Blüd and pours a pint. Sipping it slowly, it can clearly be seen his hips are moving to the rhythm of Hot Chocolate's performance.

Bjorn Felhammen · **09-30-2016, 07:09 PM**

Lothbrok? I thought the leather jacket at chaps were a dead giveaway to my inner Hunnam. Although that Travis Fimmel......

John_Black · **09-30-2016, 07:10 PM**

JB come out of the cut...

You haven't missed out on much, because things are getting started in the company.

BenitoAngelo · **09-30-2016, 07:13 PM**

Helicopter blades are heard.
Is Lestrange gone? Ah, good. Sorry about what happened earlier. Can I have a bottle of Jack Daniels?

Bjorn Felhammen · **09-30-2016, 07:17 PM**

The viking oblige Angelo, and slides a 60 of O.E. towards JB.

BenitoAngelo · **09-30-2016, 07:20 PM**

Thank you my good man.

Bjorn Felhammen · **09-30-2016, 07:22 PM**

Careful with those words of yours, Velo gets quite jealous of that kind of talk.

John_Black · **09-30-2016, 07:30 PM**

Takes a swig of the OE.

Shit I haven't drank this in ten years, better cool it before I get in trouble with Ms. Cotton. This OE finna make me get loooose..

Bjorn Felhammen · **10-01-2016, 05:37 AM**

I've noticed your possesing a championship. A belated congrats is in order. What of your allies, are they skilled?

BenitoAngelo · (10-04-2016)

This has been fun. Hey, what time is it? OH GOD I GOT A MATCH TONIGHT! GOTTA GO!
Helicopter blades leave

John_Black · **10-01-2016, 06:22 AM**

(10-01-2016, 05:37 AM)Bjorn Felhammen Said: I've noticed your possesing a championship. A belated congrats is in order. What of your allies, are they skilled?

my allies are chilling in the city somewhere with somewhat decent skills, and thanks for the congrats, it took me years to achevie something in my name

BenitoAngelo · **10-04-2016, 01:47 PM**

Good job winning the title, Bjorn. Whst's the special today?

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