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Nico LaVey · (08-04-2016)

Lethal Lottery Scratchoffs. Winning tickets get a shit filled condom.

Nico LaVey's Sherry Flavored Cigars.

Kandi Washington's Bitch Pudding.

Morbid Angel Dildo Necklaces/Dick Necklace T-Shirt.

Ophelia LaVey's Devilishly Delicious Cereal.

Jerkbeast Plushies.

Ghost Tank Challenge Rubber Ducks.

**Vincent Lane** · **08-04-2016, 02:29 PM**

Okay the rubber ducks got me laughing. Well done.

Nico LaVey · **08-04-2016, 02:34 PM**

Really? I felt like the ducks joke was forced.

**Vincent Lane** · **08-04-2016, 02:41 PM**

Rubber ducks are easy. Someone would have to make pics of the others.

Nico LaVey · **08-04-2016, 02:58 PM**

The Cigars would be easy, and I've seen pics of Jerkbeast plushes before.

Nico LaVey · **08-04-2016, 04:06 PM**

Or, instead of cigars, contracts for selling your soul.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-04-2016, 05:00 PM**

ya'll need some help

**Vincent Lane** · **08-04-2016, 05:03 PM**

Gilly what would be the perfect Peter Gilmour item?

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-04-2016, 07:20 PM**

Peter Gilmour SUCK MY DICK DILDO

Nico LaVey · (08-04-2016)

(08-04-2016, 07:27 PM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: But, it's gotta be invisible, cause Peter lost his dick.

Got ya covered.

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~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-04-2016, 08:58 PM**

^^certified

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-04-2016, 08:59 PM**

(08-04-2016, 07:27 PM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: But, it's gotta be invisible, cause Peter lost his dick.

Like u lost your brain

Dillinger · **08-04-2016, 09:37 PM**

How about "Peter Gilmour's Button Of Digression". One push and it digresses the fuck out of any situation. Should be easy to make too. A big red button with the words "I digress" printed on it.

Meredith Braddock · (08-04-2016)

Dillinger · **08-04-2016, 09:47 PM**

Now that's solid gold right there.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (08-04-2016)

I'll take all of them

Prof. Bobby Bourbon · **08-05-2016, 01:52 AM**

7-11 coupons

Thomas Girard · (08-06-2016)

Given recent events I would like to recommend Thomas Girard's spaghetti plate be added to the shop.

OneInTheChamber · **08-09-2016, 12:37 AM**

Chris' Chambers Study Bible (ESV)

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (08-09-2016)

GILLY-O'S cereal

They make sure you digress

**08-09-2016, 05:59 AM**

SpookShow Supernova Discography.

Jar of rocks

Thomas Girard · **08-10-2016, 05:45 PM**

(08-10-2016, 05:15 PM)Luna Hightower Said: We need something for Luna xD

Luna Hightower's Sledgehammer?

Ophelia LaVey · (09-21-2016)

What can Ophelia have that is sexy, but not overtly sexy? Like, a fragrance or something? Or should I just go ahead and give her her own fleshlight? I mean, that goes against her classiness, but the fleshlight would be the sort of thing you'd expect from the shop.

Nico LaVey · **09-21-2016, 12:58 AM**

Isabella Ravenwolf Cauldron full of Candy.

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**Vincent Lane** · (09-21-2016)

Ideally what I'd like to do is have one unique item for every character, as well as maybe t-shirts for every character and tag team, stable, etc., like you'd see in real life.

It could even be something of a reward for champs or more successful characters that they get to add a second item or shirt in.

I'd want to make it where a percentage of all sales for those items go to the character. The problem is that the boards don't do that automatically so I'd basically have to go through and add it all up by hand, or have someone else do it for me, more likely.

Another thing I'm considering is a salary system where you simply get paid a certain amount every month, as if you were an actual employee. The boards CAN do that. This would also open up the ability for you to be fined, as well.

Do these things sound like they'd make the experience more fun and slightly more realistic?

The Monster of Htaed · (09-21-2016)

I like the whole salary thing and the idea of being fined and shit. It would totally make it more realistic and probably add something majority of feds don't have.

**Vincent Lane** · (09-21-2016)

(09-21-2016, 05:49 AM)Bearded_War_Pig Said: I like the whole salary thing and the idea of being fined and shit. It would totally make it more realistic and probably add something majority of feds don't have.

That's what I was thinking too, Pig. Make us a little more unique with a total immersion type of feeling. It's more work, but most good things are more work.

It could also have "big contracts" and that sort of thing, opening up storylines for people who want to grow from the smaller salaries to the larger ones, etc. Champs having a financial benefit to their titles, etc.

**09-21-2016, 05:53 AM**

Sounds fun as shit, mang. Now I've gotta come up with merch for Franku, though.

The Monster of Htaed · **09-21-2016, 05:54 AM**

Hell yeah, it could open up a lot and most likely gets production out of it, people love competition and that is just another way of competing within the XWF. I like the idea a lot and would be more than willing to help out with things.

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