So, Miss Cotton, we seem to have a common enemy. We can both agree that Kandi Washington is irritating, right? I would call her a bitch but she wears that on her sleeve. Well, if you can't make the perfectly named "Cotton Kandi" tag team with her, maybe you can do it with me, and actually have it be spelled right this time. What do you say :3?

Hmmm... how are you at spin the bottle?

(07-27-2016, 06:40 PM)Roxy Cotton Said: Hmmm... how are you at spin the bottle?

Don't mean to sound rude, but I'm 19, blonde, and I live in Santa Monica. How good at Spin The Bottle do you think I am? OOH, that could be the name of our finisher! We could use the Magic Killer and call it Spin The Bottle!

Hmmm... well, I'd think anyone who got between you and me would definitely be in for seven minutes in Heaven, that's for sure.

By the way, baby, who does your lips? I have a guy if you need one.

(07-27-2016, 06:48 PM)Roxy Cotton Said: Hmmm... well, I'd think anyone who got between you and me would definitely be in for seven minutes in Heaven, that's for sure.

By the way, baby, who does your lips? I have a guy if you need one.

Natural lips, but considering finding someone for a set of silicones incase I drop a cup size soon. C is a good resting place for me, but my body doesn't seem to agree :/.

Oh honey, just don't do that Gummy Bear shit. No one wants a pair of tits in their hands that feel like baseballs.

Especially me.

(07-27-2016, 07:13 PM)Roxy Cotton Said: Oh honey, just don't do that Gummy Bear shit. No one wants a pair of tits in their hands that feel like baseballs.

Especially me.

Yeah, and it's so stupid that Gummies cost more. Like, pay more to get silly putty in your boobs? No thanks.

Exactly. Good, you're smarter than the rest of these bimbos. Us lipsticks have to stick together, baby, or the men and the bull dykes start to think they run things.

Why don't you come here and cop a feel... to see what you'll end up with after you go under the knife.

Although Roxy and I are the antithesis of each other, I'd still love to see Little Miss Wannabe Bitch get her extensions ripped out. If you need Kandi to receive a humiliating finisher, the Shining Witch is always available.

Roxy looks at Ophelia with an upturned nose and a sneer of her perfectly pink lip.

You can't sit with us.

She then looks at Ophelia's ample posterior.

And sweetie... you might think about getting onto a treadmill once in a while. Unless you're into black guys.

(07-27-2016, 07:58 PM)Roxy Cotton Said: Roxy looks at Ophelia with an upturned nose and a sneer of her perfectly pink lip.

You can't sit with us.

She then looks at Ophelia's ample posterior.

And sweetie... you might think about getting onto a treadmill once in a while. Unless you're into black guys.

I dunno, Roxy. It would be pretty funny to see Kandi get knocked out by her huge butt. ...That thing is fake, right? Butt implants?

(07-27-2016, 08:05 PM)Candy Tannen Said:

(07-27-2016, 07:58 PM)Roxy Cotton Said: Roxy looks at Ophelia with an upturned nose and a sneer of her perfectly pink lip.

You can't sit with us.

She then looks at Ophelia's ample posterior.

And sweetie... you might think about getting onto a treadmill once in a while. Unless you're into black guys.

I dunno, Roxy. It would be pretty funny to see Kandi get knocked out by her huge butt. ...That thing is fake, right? Butt implants?

Nope. I run four miles daily. Just freak genetics. But thank you for advocating me. And nope, Roxy, but let's just say if we were going by cuckoldry standards, Nico is bull material.

Oh honey, I'm familiar with Nico. He lost to me once.

In a very good display from both of you. That match is the only reason I'm offering to help.

Can't we be nice to each other? Even if Ophelia isn't very pretty.

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Leave it to Ginger to have no taste in women.

(07-27-2016, 08:19 PM)Ginger Snaps Said: Can't we be nice to each other? Even if Ophelia isn't very pretty.

I don't understand. If you want us to get along, why are you passive-aggressively insulting us?

I'm not insulting you or Roxy. You guys are awesome. But we're talking about hurting Kandi. And we're ignoring that Opelika isn't as pretty as we are.

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You did it again! Stop that! She's pretty too, even if her butt is larger than normal!

I'm not being passive aggressive, though. Just saying she's creepy and pale. Even paler than me! And I'm scottish. She makes me uncomfortable. I'll ask Thim as to take care of her.

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Hi Ginger... did you get my voice mail? Or the one from yesterday?