Austin Fernando is sitting outside, beneath a colorful umbrella, sipping upon a lemon-lime Daquiri. He licks his lips and smiles, gleam in his eye, as he stands and stretches. He scratches his back a bit, and ponders out loud;

Austin: I've been the champion for a couple of weeks, and now I'm beginning to mark my territory here in XWF. People know I'm not a pushover, people KNOW not to mess with me on a bad day... but today? Today is a beauiful day. Sun shinng, people smiling... it's a good day to be alive.


Austin raises his glass and tips it toward the lovely waitress, who blushes. He takes one last swig, before gently handing the glass over to the pretty young woman, perhaps between 19 and 22. He pays via a fancy, gold tinted MasterCard. She smles lke a school girl, as she charges the card before handing it back to Fernando.

Austin: A beautiful senorita such as you shouldn't be wasting her time at an establishment like this 2-star sham. Come along with me, mami, and I will show you the better side of town, I shall take you to a luxurious resteraunt far from here, I shall take you to the most exquisite accomodations money can buy, and, well.... you know the rest (Austin says with a wink and a smile as the young lady smirks bashfully to herself)

Far in the distance, we see a couple of bushes... rustling ever so slghtly...




Austin and his new 'friend' are set at a nicely decorated, marble table, enjoying a delicious meal of roasted duck, a fresh platter of salad, and a couple of glasses of Dom Perionne. The two smile at one another, gazing into one another's eyes....

Austin: A toast to love, romance, and most of all, the wonderful thing that is chance. For, if not for chance, this most extraordinarily cosmic night would have never graced us. This is to all the men and women out there who are sitting, right now, with no one to bring them up from the doldrums of their mundane lives, and to raise their spirits... such as you have, my dear Bethany.

'Bethany': Please... call me Beth (she says seductively under her sultry, silky smooth voice)

Austin: But of course, my most stunning of stars. You ravishing doll, let us finish our meal, so we can head off to my casa for the night.

Austin stealing one from Sweetie Petey's playbook: ; )

A waiter walks up to the table, head down, staring at the bill in his hands.

Waiter: Sir, your bill.



Austin: Hmm... anyone ever tell you you look familar?

Waiter: No sir.

Austin: Ah, disregard that. Here's the pay, in cash, because I don't want the lot of you to scam me out of the millions of dollars I hold on my Deluxe Golden MasterCard. Someone like you wouldn't even know what to do with it.

Beth: I would. (the girl, now feeling a bit more accustom to her aquaintence's demeanor, speaks with a gruff, but seductive tone)

Austin gazes over at the woman with a sly grin; I'm sure you would, my dear.

Austin pays the man, before telling him to lean in a bit.

Austin: Lemme quiz you quickly. Who am I? What's my name?

Waiter: Austin Fernando, sir, everyone knows that. You're one of the best tag and Xtreme champions XWF has ever had!

Austin: Alright, alright, I asked you who I was, not to suck up to me like a little chiauauah begging for scraps. One other question; who is my partner as tag champion?

Waiter: Luca Arzegotti, sir, why, the two of you are---

Austin: I KNOW WHAT THE TWO OF US ARE. The most well oiled machine the XWF has ever seen, sure to go down as the most successful tag champs of all time, and don't you DARE forget that.

Beth: Wow, you're a wrestler? No wonder you're so... well...

Ausin: C'mon honey, you can say it... big?

Beth blushes once aggain, smiles, and nods her head.

Austin: Believe me when I say, you haven't seen ANYTHING yet, my beautiful butterfly. (he glares back at the waiter, procuring a few extra bills from his pockets) Alright, I can tell a fan when I see and hear one, and I can tell you've seen a match or two of mine and rooted for the right side, MY side. Take this, because I can tell you need it much more than I. Go feed your bratty kids and pay another month's rent to keep whatever ramshackle, rat trap dump you call a 'home'.

Austin: Impress your fat, disgusting wife because you're earning a living, while I spend my days breaking men just like you and bringing them to their knees, bowing to me as the Lord of the Ring, the uncowned KING of the XWF. Keep a bill as a memento to the day you brushed elbows with greatness, and realized you will never have a woman like this, you will NEVER live in a stylish, elegant, extravagant abode such as the one I myself call a home, and you willl never, EVER, reach the level I've achieved in my career. In short... have a nice day. Now SCRAM!

Austin quickly regains his cool as the man smiles, albeit timidly, showing a hint of fear, as he takes the cash and heads off camera. Austin smiles at his lady friend before clasping his hands around hers gently.

Austin: I am so sorry you had to see that. I can promise you that is not a side of me you will see again, my beautiful Beth.

Beth: It's absolutely fine, Fernando, I've got a feeling that, when we get to your place, you'll see a side of ME you wouldn't imagine... though, I have a feeling you may like it. ; )

Austin: Ah, but indeed my fair sugar plum. Let us part from this establishment and leave ... a night of magic and enchantment awaits us.

Beth nods, smiling. Austin stands, extending his hand, which Beth slips hers into. He raises her to her feet and the two saunter out of the building heading for Austin's lavish apartment.


9:59


Austin and Beth are now found in Austin's suite. Austin is sitting on the edge of the bed, shirt pulled off and dropped uncerimoniously upon a chair beside the front door. He takes a whiff under both arms, and smiles at the perfect scent that resonates from the perfecly chiselled build of the #fuccboi bodying, nilla nailin', #1 muddafukkin' X-treme champ. He smiles broadly, as he pulls his cell out of his pocket, quickly dialing up a number...

Austin: Yo, Luca, pick up mein! I got this SMOKIN' hot chica over, and---

Suddenly, Austin's attention is diverted by the figure sashaying out from the bathroom in a revealing, raven black teddy, her hair flowing and cascading down over her shoulders, free of the bun that had held it all in place previously.

Austtin: Luca, uh, yeah, call me back... I think I'm gonna have a great story for ya when ya get back. Ciao, mein.

Beth: One of your 'compadres'? (she giggles, amused at how Austin's elegant, Spanish charm had quickly turned into hot-blooded, Latino machismo in two seconds flat)

Austin: (licking his lips, scrambling for words) It's just.... I've never met such an attractive, beautiful, absolutely gorgeous specimen such as yourself, mamacita. Tonight, I show you love beyond compare, mi amor'. Come to me, my butterfly, and spread your wings.

Beth slowly, gracefully, steps across the room floor, before shoving Fernando onto his back, and hopping onto his chest.


10:20


The two begin to kiss passionately... Fernando slides his hands softly down her sides, delicately kissing along her chest and stomach, sending shivers down her spine and delivering her body into a state of pure, unmatched ecstasy. Beth holds out her hand, Austin takes it, and licks all five of her fingers, sliding them seductively in and out of his mouth, a sensual smile drawn across his face,. He reaches further and further down below her belly-button... The Undisputed X-Treme champ Inching closer and closer in an attempt to slide a hand beneath the hem of her elegant, black silk panties. ...when he notices something;

Austin: What the FUCK?! You--- you---

"Beth" smiles wickedly, before speaking in a much more husky voice than before; I'm... a man? Close, but no cigar. You're not the only one who's good at hidng their true intentions... or what they're packing. You claim to have this huge stick shift... five words; Choke on my dust, bitch... lemme tell ya honey, I make YOU look like a woman by comparison. Kinda like what your friends in XWF called one of my dearest, most loving, life-long confidants....raYne, my former tag partner. I'm what you crass assholes would call a "shemale". Why don't you give me one or two more tugs, I'm sure you'll grow to love it. It's an aquired taste, but hey, as they say-- Once you go dick? You forget dat puss real quick. Ain't that right- ALICE!

Alice: That's the keyword, doll face. Hey Fernie, come up and SEE ME SOME TIME, BIG BOI!

Alice appears from outta nowhere and SLAMS something over Austin's face, as he's now pinned underneath the weight of Rayne/Reeve's former tag partner, haYle... it's a frying pan! A cast iron one at that.... Austin is out cold, and Alice smiles at haYle, who returns the gesture, as we can only imagine what their relationship must be or must have been. Ophelia comes out of the background and pulls Austin out... before landing a cruel 'Opheliac Attack [flipping piledriver], sending Fernando careening across the room and landng on his back...... again. ; ) ..... Ophelia signals for Alice to cover the fallen champ... Hayle pulls on a ref's shirt over her bare, C sized chest, and as she counts the fall, Ophelia shouts it loud (like the KISS song ^__^ ) .....


Ophelia: ONE................................






Ophelia: TWO................................







and...
...here...
...we........









10:24





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