(05-02-2019, 09:17 PM)Lacklan Said: Well, tonight we learned that COMPLETELY getting EVERYTHING about your opponent wrong AND cutting a promo which was basically random swear words thrown together like a kid trying to impress others on the schoolyard is NOT the way to properly prepare for a match.

Kuda walks by in a Gucci jacket, fanning himself with a stack of money and a copy of the next Anarchy card where HE, and not Lacklan, is in the main event.

”Funny. I learned what taking a dive means.”

"Hahahaha! I lost on PURPOSE!""

-Every pussy I have ever beat

”Because it’s just SO implausible that management would rather throw their weight behind someone adored by the fans and their fellow wrestlers with a great look, in-ring style, and vastly more entertaining camera work, as opposed to a vapid cunt who bores people on camera and annoys them off it.

And even MORE implausible would be that management struck up a deal with them to lose to the likes of John Rogan and Sarah Lacklan to build up sympathy before a surprise spot in the first Anarchy title match, right? Surely someone on such a losing streak wouldn’t be placed in a high profile match, unless...”


Raj looks at Kuda’s name in the main event again


”Hmm. Makes a fella wonder.”

I just learned that someone's full name is Kuda Blackwater 😳

Quote:Vinnie Lane: “That was intense! Kuda has been on a bit of a slide, but I don’t think the big guy even cares! Let’s get our last commercial break out of the way before tonight’s main event!”

Kuda walks off, attempting to whistle.

There is this SUPER triggered dude at my work 😳

Wonder how long it will take HIM to start a children's show in a cry of desperation for relevance 🤔

You are lovely

If I was a human person I would want to look like you

Lets be honest here: Bubo obsessing over me isn't even the weirdest thing this week.

Love me

First official game of the LFL season today! Kenzi has been distracted as FLAME lately...though avoids talking about why...so I hope she can focus when she needs to. I certainly know Ax is going to be focused on our run plays!

GOOOOooooooooOOOOOOO HITGIRLS!

" Your voice is euthanasia for the listeners."

"Gotta love the Lacklan defense. Gets shat on and has no comeback in the slightest so just calls people triggered."

"Fucking hell, you are an empty husk of a cunt."

Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)

Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)

Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020

Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022

Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)

Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason

Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)

Jesus CHRIST. The flight from Florida to Vegas only had Dasani. Where the FUCK is my Fiji?! OMG MY DAY IS RUINED